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20:30 Bayern Munich ? - ? Werder Bremen
What is a good Bundesliga 2 team to follow?
>>66926076
He really seems to know where the goal is. I got this impression from his goal against Germany too
>>66937725
Union Berlin
>>66929015
He reflected a lot and realized he could become a mixture of Marko Arnautovic and Zlatan Ibrahimovic if only he tried
WHO /ballermann/ here
>>66938075
You?
is tresor the best place for techno in berlin?
also, morning everyone
best op
tired af desu
gooooooooood morning
>>66938592
it was in the 90s
hallo is this the /cric/ placeholder?
>>66939860
yes
what is a good place to watch cricket streams and what is the next big game i can watch
>>66939917
>what is a good place to watch cricket streams
http://crichd.in/live/
>what is the next big game
the next international test series (england - sri lanka) starts on 19.05.
in the mean time there's ipl cricket going on at the moment. kings xi punjab play kolkata knight riders at 16:30 cest today
>>66939845
Good morning.
not really sure where my usual tuesday evening social club is 2bh
>>66940334
it's tuesday morning
>Sanchez to Bayern
>>66940340
not around here
>>66940340
For now
Do tradies exist in Germany? As distinct from a regular tradesman. I doubt it
>>66940340
Which is it m8
>going on 4chan at work
KEK. How pathetic
or
>being a NEET thats awake before midday
KEK. How pathetic
>>66939845
good morning
where is best now?
>>66940412
KEK. How pathetic
>>66939845
morning
>Fat Turk to City
>Hummels to Barca
>Aubameyang to Real
>>66940442
KEK. How pathetic
Can one of you make the Peem Pist Poosday thread? I can't make it from mobile IP.
watching the game with my grandpa tonight
>>66939845
Fuck off it's still 1:54 AM over here
>>66940500
KEK. How pathetic
>>66940499
probably a bit to late for that
Stefan Kießling has extended his contract with Bayer Leverkusen until 2018.
whats wrong with browsing 4chan at work?
>>66940516
We can talk about Lester in PPP as well.
>>66940520
Nothing, except for proxy filtering software blocking it due to pornographic content ;_;
>>66940522
might just make au/sp/ instead
>>66940520
You should be working.
Anyone who goes on 4chan, facebook, youtube, or anything unrelated to work while at work should be sacked immediately.
>>66940534
I don't want dirty /cric/ kiddies coming in the thread though.
Maybe make zn/sp/ instead to filter out the trash.
>>66940545
>>66940545
>>66940545
au/sp/ is up lads.
Götze on instagram:
To honor a legend that always inspired me - thanks @kobebryant Now totally motivated for the next big challenge #Magista #personalpath #partofmario
>>66940535
but i do all the work that is required. Nothing wrong with checking out dank memes from time to time.
>>66940581
top cunt
>>66940611
The company isn't paying you to go on 4chan etc.
You should just seek more work to do, be more productive, and then get a salary increase.
>>66940669
you sound like a jew
>>66940710
>not being part of the master race
>>66940414
pls respond GerGOD
Post old GOAT players!
>tfw /bundesliga/ lied to you
Just tried to withdraw money at the counter and I was told they no longer do that.
Oh Tino hahah
>>66940906
There are almost no bank branches left in the western world who store actual money outside their automated ATM machine.
You would probably have to look it up on the website of the bank to see in which branch it's possible. Shouldn't be a problem if you live in a big city, but not everyone does that.
Sorry that you were misinformed.
>>66940950
He might be an ABL but that was a good posting
I just had a dream, not even a nightmare, that will haunt me for days. Especially the sound.
>>66941031
You can hear in your dreams?
>>66941042
You can't?
No team has ever made a comeback before Kloppo's Liverpool.
>Buyern vs Werder
As if anyone is gonna watch this shit.
>>66941077
Just the majority of the TV market
>>66941085
Yeah, I'm sure they'll be breaking ratings records with that shit.
>>66941110
>>66941077
how can you be so mad?
>>66941117
>stating a fact
>mad
u wut m8?
>>66941122
But people will watch it
Probably more than the game tomorrow
>>66941127
Neither one is an attractive draw.
>>66941137
what would be an attractive draw
literally German humor tier
Thank you
Is Tuchel the most unlikeable guy in todays Bundes?
>>66941493
Weinzierl probably.
>>66941493
yes
>>66941493
he's up there
Is Denmarkassbitch the most unlikeable guy in todays Bundes?
>>66941493
maybe
>>66940414
>>66940729
dunno. not really into that desu
>>66941672
are you the anon who was saying the berghain wasn't worth the hassle or nah?
Why do we still tolerate the AusWORMS itt?
>>66941715
i will be in berlin in august. i will literally beat the fuck out of you.
>>66941705
yes
>>66940906
You can't withdraw money at the counter in Germany? Wtf
I had no card the past week so exclusively used counters. Without them I'd be fucked
>>66941770
ah. yeah i seriously doubt they'd let me in there anyway.
>>66940906
What is your bank?
Am with Commerzbank and withdrew money at the counter just last week, because by EC card broke.
>>66941825
the problem is that most bank branches don't have counters anymore. although, as i mentioned yesterday, my bank issued my a one-use-only card when i didn't have my card
>>66941255
German social media accounts are really changing the worlds perception of German humour. You guys love your memes and image macros
>>66941749
Alright, let's meet at Görli, 12 o clock sharp.
The African drug dealers will be our judges.
>>66941859
That's crazy. Old people in England never adapt to technology, without counters there'd be chaos
>>66941837
if it's that important to you, you could always try. if it doesn't work you could always still go to one of the club on the raw area
>>66941837
Not with your aussie cunt fashion and looks, no.
im bored
>>66941947
ipl in 2 hours
>>66941865
Don't forget to post pictures here. We like to watch, you know.
>>66941956
but what should i do til then tho
>>66941973
do the dishes
play some dbc14
that's what i'm probably gonna do
SHINJI KAGAWA / 香川真司
I'm going to try my best on the game tomorrow!
>>66941981
im at work tho
>>66941982
Does he an driving license? You never know at BVB, just asking though, no bully please.
>>66942007
Can you stare at cute girls at work?
>>66941865
mate i'll be there.
seriously though will i get beaten up if i go there to buy weed?
>>66941882
no it's not specifically to get into berghain, maybe if ben klock is playing a set, but other that that i don't really care where i go. just want to find some good techno.
>>66941911
yeah idk what you think but the fact that i post here means i'm not a "normal" aussie
>>66942024
im gay
Will this absolute madman score tonight?
>>66942029
well, if you're proper into techno music, you could probably just look up who's playing where on the night you wanna go out and decide based on that. at least that's what my friend, who's into electronic music, does
>>66942029
They wont beat you up m8, customer is king in Germany, the weed might be shit though.
>>66942044
Knowing what DJ is playing at a club you're trying to enter is essential in Berlin, Bouncers will ask you about it and deny you entrance if you don't know.
>>66942044
yeah that's what i'll end up doing. just can't be bothered with lining up for an hour only for them to tell me i'm too much of a cunt to get in, which is probably true.
>>66942039
Can you stare at cute boys at work?
>>66942068
Be sure to wear your teal "Surfs Up" shirt, cargo pants and flip flops and you're good to go.
>>66942063
i don't think i was ever asked that question desu. (or maybe i just don't remember)
>>66942063
>They wont beat you up m8
was just worried it might be more profitable to beat up and rob a clueless cunt than sell him a 50
>Knowing what DJ is playing at a club you're trying to enter is essential in Berlin
shit, i have babby-level knowledge of german techno. don't think i'd be aware of most djs playing on a random night. and looking it up the night before surely won't sound genuine?
>>66942083
noted. i was thinking of going for the jumper of my favourite afl team tho
>>66942084
Maybe you look sufficiently gay to get in anywhere you want? Berghain will welcome you with open arms if you looks like a raging homosexual.
>>66942109
maybe this is my best bet
>>66942109
probably
I am also at work.
we know
>>66942140
"Please everyone, look at me"
ughh
>>66942192
baka
>>66942192
Has Neuer changed that much?
I just put $ 500 bucks on Bayern. The bookie will have to return me $ 555. Of course I will spent my free money wisely....which is going to a hooker and have her blow me for $ 50 bucks.
>>66942271
why are you lying, no bookie has Bayern at that price.
https://twitter.com/LFC/status/722122601070354434?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
kult kloppo movie coming out lads
>>66942313
Bwin, my friend.
>>66942313
>free blow job thanks to bayern
Heh nice
>>66942331
Why not wait inplay for at least a 1.2 or 1.3?
>>66942331
>>66942271
Bwin has that at 1.11
That is €555
BUT
you forgot the 5% betting tax
sigh, liars...
>>66941493
Nah, he values good manners and treating people right. That's the opposite of unlikeable.
He just rarely shows any kind of emotions (like at Werder or Tottenham when he took a moment to emphasize how lovely the stadium and people there are) since he's slightly autistic which makes him appear cold in a sense.
>>66942349
Simple. I always drink during matches but I block the bookie websites because I know I would fuck my shit up real good if I started betting and drinking.
So I always place my bets before the game starts.
Also it is more fun with the hooker when I am drunk.
>>66942367
>he declares his winning to the tax office
>tfw Bremen somehow make it to overtime and he loses everything over a measly 1.11
Pls Werder \o/
>>66942399
Clueless
>>66942399
bwin and 90% of major betting sites have to declare it
that's why they deduct 5% from your winnings
sigh, amateurs
>>66939860
'yes'
>>66940581
Ayyyyyyyyyyyy lmao here senpai.
They've corrected Cape Town
>>66942458
did you tell them about their mistake on twitter?
>>66942400
I will think of you first when she has my dick her mouth and sucks that beast off.
>>66942417
You serious with that tax-thingy? I am new to betting so I have no idea.
>>66940906
The trick is to wear a ski mask and hold a toy gun to their face.
>>66942510
No, I'm pretty sure they visit /bundes/
>>66942527
makes sense
>>66942192
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DELETE THIS
>I will think of you first when she has my dick her mouth
Sounds gay dude
>>66942458
imagine if people from London spoiler the result.... will prob leave /sp/ in 2 hours
>>66942634
Why is German """humor""" so shit?
>>66942638
"""""German"""""""
>>66942634
Haha that's a good one. Just think of the Australians! Poor guys ;)
Could Denmark even be more reddit?
We're being autosaged lads
>>66942752
It is I the s4p3r-hacker.
i put 5 euros on bremen on TIPICO waiting for that 100 euro return
Roten Bullen Montag 20:15 vs 1 FCK
>>66942876
Schnauze, Ossischwein.
>>66942903
oink oink
>>66939845
Morning
>>66938607
Morning
>>66938592
berghain or "club der visionäre"
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>66942271
Walking towards the camera
>>66942458
Okay
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>>/v/334800053
>http://www.dnn.de/Dresden/Lokales/Dynamo-Fans-feierten-Zerstoerungsorgie-in-Regionalzug
Those are probably the same guys who are complaining about messy refugees.Dynamo has objectively the highest percentage of very stupid people in it's fanbase.
>>66944288
lel I remember when I went to an away game there.
fuckers followed our car and tried to cut us off for 30 minutes.
>>66942458
at 11:30 I will probably be already watching
Espanyol x Celta Vigo until
Napoli x Bologna at the same time followed by
Real Betis xLas Palmas
>bayern - dortmund final yet again
when will hamburg comeback to save us from this madness
>Aubameyang injured
>Gündogan's head in Manchester
>last cup game resulted in a devastating loss
>probably something else
There is no way Dortmund will make it to the final. I take no pleasure in saying it, but that's how it is.
>>66942014
He drove some car as part of some promo with Micky
>>66944431
>when will hamburg comeback to save us from this madness
never
>>66944508
>pay2shitpost
lol
>>66944477
>>Aubameyang injured
soce?
Sky Germany: Romelu Lukaku has been to look around Borussia Dortmund's training ground.
>>66944750
Doesn't matter. Ramos is on fire.
>>66944750
kik
imagine being a Dortmund fan
>>66944842
Post of the motherfucking day.
Munich downtown is full of werderfags chanting "Pizarro Pizarro"
I don't know what they're expecting
>>66940950
ehehe
>>66942527
what makes you say that?
>>66944477
Checked
>>66944981
People can't let go and are afraid of change and improvement, more news tomorrow
No homo man, but I'd let Reus doink me (kagawa too)
Aufstellung FC Bayern: Neuer - Ribéry, Martínez, Lewandowski, Alonso, Bernat, Götze, Lahm (K), Müller, Alaba, Coman | ^M.Hörwick #FCBSVW
https://twitter.com/FCBayern/status/722478489681715200
>tfw morgen praktische zwischenpruefung
Heute keine zweite halbzeit fuer mich :(
>>66945421
Was für 'ne Ausbildung machst du?
>>66945446
Gewürzmischer
>>66945446
Werkzeugmechaniker
Guess I found a jacket
>>66945394
Nice
>>66945500
I'm currently with people doing the same. The guy who looked over the peoples shoulder looked like a Hartz4-Empfänger who smoked too many cigarettes in his life.
What council? Seen a guy do it oin NRW last friday. He did some sort of oil pump
>>66941077
>not watching it in hope for a nice surprise
Casual please leave.
>>66945150
A good social media intern would surely visit /bundes/ to look at memes
>>66944720
Hope he just visited that footbonaut thing.
>ausbildung
I'm sorry but /bundes/ is Bildungsbürgertum, get out!
im not watching it
>>66945686
Okay
then fuck off
;_; mean
>>66945705
cüs bro, komm mal runter
>dat fucking gay pride flag in the buyern fanblock
>not being a faggot
Here we are
>starting pizarro
it's literally their only plan
>>66945941
>underestimating Clemens Fritz
BOOOOOOOORING
Why are the fans so silent?? I thought this is a semi final
Why would any club pay anything for Hummels?
I don't get it
>inb4 it's a bayern scores 2 early goals and the rest of the match is ergebnis halten 80% geben ans naechste spiel denken episode
>>66945969
that one is tomorrow
>>66945960
Experienced, good positioning, Good at headers, basically a better Matthieu
>>66945955
will the Bayern hat keine Atmosphäre meme ever end?
>>66945960
>5 assists in the last 4 games
>as a cb
>>66945979
>plastic fan trying to talk about atmosphäre
Epic
>>66945985
>loose defense, lets tons of people slip through
>as a cb
>>66946002
>being still so buttdevastated by Klopps fucking your shit up in the cup final that you still purposefully ignore what a classy defender Hummels is
He was the only player who wasn't shite when Dortmund collapsed against Liverpool.
>>66946002
yet, he is at least 10x better than any other dortmund cb
BUT CAN PEP GET THE TRIPLE?
>>66946084
Yes
>tfw i look like mike pickel
espanyol x celta match is getting spicy
a blooter from Asensio makes it 1 x 1
>wiedwald vs bayern
RIP fischköppe
>triple
Who's Coman? Where did he come from? Never heard of him before.
>>66946143
go away casual newfag
>>66946158
(You)
>tfw my mom is that stereotype fat mid 40 woman in her midlife crysis with a sidecut and meme tattoos
>tfw she dumped my dad after 25 years of marriage
>tfw shes "dating" a nigger now who barely speaks german
>tfw she started to smoke weed
>tfw one week ago she said she might be pregnant
Wtf mates
>>66946143
He is a jedi
>>66946252
tell her to share some of the weed with you
>>66946252
So progressive :^)
le chimpout
>>66946252
here's your (you)
now go away
>monkeys
>>66946252
Ahh.. tales of a world I only get to see on Frauentausch.
>>66946308
RTL """"""writers"""""" are definitely reading /bundes/
>>66946308
>watching white trash TV
>>66946252
The whole degeneracy thing was just some cheeky banter goyim, we were just playing with you lads, what the fuck are you doing?
GO BREMEN
I hope this goes on for 120 minutes
>>66946329
so that is where they find all the >schalke fans
>>66946341
GREATEST ALLY
>>66946359
Are you a HSV supporter?
>>66946329
No, their source of inspiration is Ostdeutschland.
>>66946338
It's actually quite fun sometimes.
And it makes me feel good about myself, because as bad as my life sometimes is, it always reminds me that working-class pleb trash have it and are so much worse.
>>66946359
I hope we get another penalty shootout in the special slippy Buyern edition
>>66946252
are you me
>>66946252
>proletarian scum
>>66946382
Exactly what that shit is made for.
And you just addmitted to being the ultimate good goy.
>>66946378
I don't see the contradiction
Dumbers was in an episode of X Diaries.
>>66946329
>that flag
shit talking our trash tv
Trying too hard to fit in desu
>>66946422
>>66946422
we know
>>66946281
>>66946284
>>66946308
>>66946341
>>66946386
>>66946402
>
>>66946422
which one?
>>66946442
i still love you oranje friend
WHO ELSE?
rip
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