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>first for tranpa gay
worst /hoc/
No canadian allowed
>>66928597
>swedes in charge of posting proper /hoc/ headers
Never again, I say.
Good thread
>getting mad at Swedes
I would say you Finns need to get off the proxies, but you'll definitely need them starting next week :^)
>A full season of shitposting turns into a sweep by the Isles
Nice career you got there Bustkov. Over before it began
DEN GLIDER IN
DEN GLIDER IN
DEN GLIDER IN I MÅL IGEN
VISKA TSEMPA VISKA JEE
>>66928700
Delete this, you might trigger some poor tranny :(
>>66928608
post more
>laffs
>>66928688
>Over before it began
Well, Florida is a giant retirement home.
>>66928608
>>66928718
Stop forcing memes, no one thinks your funny
>>66928739
That's all we have, both got deleted/banned
please hawks turn up with your games 4-7 face on
>>66928755
>tranpa fan detected
hey guys, new to hockey.
decided to pick the Oilers as my team.
good / bad decision?
>>66928755
Stop responding moron
>>66928794
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW LAD!
>>66928794
It's the best decision you could possibly make. Your team will bring you much joy and excitement in the playoffs next year.
>>66928799
TRANPA
R
A
N
P
A
>>66928794
lmao
>>66928794
do you follow basketball / football? you just picked the 76ers / browns of hockey.
Which fanbase is the worst at handling the banter? these playoffs seem very triggering for some
>shitty tranpa """"meme""""
Know how I know your a redditer?
>>66928794
Are you a masochist?
>>66928874
>detoilet false flagging
You're not even trying anymore
>>66928874
>mad at memes
>in b4 IT'S NOT A MEME YOU ARE JUST FORCING IT
>>66928872
Rangers. They seem to never fail to be triggered by shitposting.
>>66928904
>clots
>>66928914
Memes need to flow and be spontaneous. It's literally impossible to be a meme when you redditers keep forcing it
It's okay. Detroit will be out of the playoffs before the end of the week.
Also, what's up with the Detroit guy obsessed with transvestites?
>>66928872
Clots and pongs have been especially triggered lately. Hawks fans too but it's less amusing and more pathetic. Their idea of banter is arguing which city is more of a nigger infested hellhole with the fans of whatever team they are playing.
>>66928973
Detoilet niggers are homosex
>>66928978
no, hawks fans point to the success the team has had and understand that success breeds jealousy
its okay m8, I know you dislike the team
>>66928869
Cowboys are my NFL team and the Spurs are my NBA team
>>66928973
>>66929007
>>66928914
>being this triggered
>b-b-uh publix is a real meme because we post the reddit frog with a sandwich every day without fail!
>>66928973
It's the int Canadian using a proxy like he sometimes does
You have both Russian and Finish passport. Do you feel more Russian or Finish?
I feel more Finnish of course. I was born in Finland and grew up here. I have everything from Finland. In Russia I speak Russian of course but that’s all.
>>66928978
>Something something Chiraq
>MUH STATISTICS IT'S ONLY THE SOUTH SIDE
Will there be a comeback of meme proportions?
hello my friends
who is ready for some hockey?
>>66929021
>nobody mentioned publix until you
That's how you know it's a meme. Also please find me the sandwich pepe, I've never seen it
>>66928872
Bolts "fans" are upset over "dirty" players and keep shitting up hoc
>>66929047
no, you'll just have an embarrassing 4-0 exit to the purds
>>66929055
It's not hockey, it's massacre at this point lad
>>66929092
But I thought the Flyers were ELITE
>>66929083
>you'll
Cmon m8
who bam here
>>66929073
>You get to stare at these whores all game
>still nobody goes to the games
>>66929058
If you shitpost about something every day and people remember it that makes it a meme? Okay!
Tampa Bay fans are trannies and tranny fuckers. Their asspain over Abdelkader (peace be upon him) is unceasing, despite this they are still on the defensive and deeply hurt by the "tranpa" label that has been applied to them and cannot help but reply angrily.
Good luck getting it off now.
>>66929126
These girls might just have more game than the team the work for. I'll take the two on the left.
>>66929092
game 2 was pretty close desu
if flyers stop memeing and actually score goals they'll sweep 4-2 easy
>>66929092
It's ok. The Flyers already made me plenty happy this season. There's a point where you have to limit your expectations.
@66929144
Stay mad, Mr. Cuckold. No (You) for you.
>>66929164
>fithycucks are this delusion.
That's some next level cuck shit m80
>>66929073
extremely disappointing lack of ass, and the tits aren't anything to write home about either
>>66929144
Holy shit it literally is the int Canadian
>Stamkos not expected to recover before the finals
Think he's done in Tampa?
>>66929222
I wasn't going to say anything out of pity, but your trips have prompted me to add my voice to yours on this topic.
reminder
>>66929136
He seem to be a jerk tbf
>>66929203
What? that's exactly the opposite of delusion
If you don't overrate your team, it can only make you happy.
>>66929256
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRoNqiiY6Lg
>>66929293
Shut the fuck up you degenerate mountain kike. Don't reply to my posts ever again.
>tranpa gay frogposters
>>66929225
You're pretty butthurt there, tranpon bay
>>66929242
Yes
>>66929380
>being this autistic
>>66929380
There is 27
>>66929380
says 27 senpai
>>66929314
>buttblasted bombston fans
>>66929447
Sissy swede
>>66929421
>>66929423
>falling for the bait
>>66929055
Right here la
>>66929485
Ugly Finn. Kill yourself senpai
>>66929508
You think it's really bait? I was thinking it was some retard in some bucktooth backwoods shithole with a terrible internet connection who doesn't realize 4chan x is slow to update.
>>66929508
>falling for my reverse bait
tricked to be honest
>>66929485
He looks like a background character for a bad Jay and Silent Bob movie
>>66929308
what year was that
>jon casey
>>66929485
>gets photoshopped
>still looks like a gargoyle
Why are Finns so ugly and shit at hockey?
you know how i know you're gay?
>>66929543
>>66929544
Same kind of thing has been posted in the last couple of threads, so I'm pretty sure it is
>>66929577
Finnish heritage disease
>>66929578
you like tampa?
1.5 hours boys. Time to start pounding shitty beer.
Sweden has its own phone number and is inviting the world to call.
The Swedish Tourist Association launched “The Swedish Number,” a hotline that allows anyone in the world to call a random Swede, in celebration of the 250th anniversary of the country abolishing censorship.
Swedes who choose to participate can download an app and field international calls—and then discuss whatever they’d like.
“It’s been really fun so far—I’ve had one wacko but that’s about it,” John Uhlim, 48, told TIME. “The fun part is to talk to another person in another country and then hear their questions about things they heard about Swedes or Sweden and they want to know if it’s true. It’s interesting to hear what they have heard about Sweden.”
Uhlim signed up for the service on Thursday and by Friday he had fielded about 10 calls. The most interesting question was from a man in Switzerland who wanted to know if people often confused the two countries.
Erik, another Swede who is taking calls through the program, gave TIME a couple rules of thumb: speak up as it can be hard to understand one another, don’t be rude and don’t hang up immediately when someone answers.
The service has received more than 15,000 calls since launching on Wednesday—adding up to around 26 days and one hour of talk time, according to the website, with 30% of calls coming from the U.S., followed by 17% from Turkey.
>expansion draft happens
>Pokka sniped
>hawks cup window gets even smaller with our defensive corp issues
>>66929647
>our
>>66929642
u wanna talk or something?
>>66929695
yes what's the number?
>>66929647
I'd say you have about 3 years off being contender left. After that 2-3 more as bubble team, and then back to where you were early 00's a.k.a dumpster
DO NOT reply to FINNISH posters, they are ONLY after your (You)s. Don't give it to THEM
>>66929711
+46 771 793 336
>>66929714
here have a (you)
>>66929729
Why are you so rude to finnish posters?
Why donät americans understand banter?
>>66929753
>donät
IKTFB
>>66929753
That guy is just fishing for angry reactions. He missed the first day of classes at the Royal Australian Shitposting Academy though.
>>66929729
Don't tell me how to live my life
who wants to buy some land with me
www.beamanbuyland.com
>>66929729
Here, have a (You) free of charge
>>66929794
Why the fuck would I pay 10 grand for some shitty piece of the woods?
Why are there so many autists on HFBoards?
>>66928597
What's wrong this guy's face? Something is just off about him.
>>66929822
>fennoburgers
>>66929822
Is that kippers
>>66928794
Perfect timing. They are poised to dominate their division in a couple of years.
>>66929822
this
>>66928597
STATE
OF
HOCKEY
>>66929822
1. America = Canada = Finland
2. UK = Kiwi
3. Misc yuros
POWER GAP
99999999999. Sweden
999999999999. Armenia
9999999999999. Greece
t. objectively correct
Sweden has good posters
>>66929047
>have home ice advantage
>lose first two home games
>thinks they still have a chance
>>66929893
Some.
>>66929055
I believe in you PA bros
>>66929925
why
When's the draft lottery?
>>66929961
30 april
>>66929961
April 30th
>>66929912
shut the fuck up were just memeing for the reverse sweep screencap this post
>>66929961
30th
Will you cheer for Canadian teams like you guys do with the panthers?
>>66929447
But this is like Panarin winning rookie in the NHL. Nylander is 2 years older than every other "normal" rookie in that league. Imports shouldn't be eligible desu.
>>66929961
vappuaattona
>>66929991
What, no. Nylander is born in 98 like most other rookies in the OHL
>>66929984
I don't want Laine to end up in vanpooper or toronto
>>66929991
THE BREADMAN AS THEY CALL HIM
>>66929822
Yes! Fuck you Sweden!
Good night :3
Sweden posters are better than Finns and Canautists
>>66929984
As long as it's not Cancucks or Boilers man.
>>66930011
Too bad son we will ruin him
>>66929980
>thinks his posts on a New Zealand sheep shearing hobby board can force things into existence
>>66930055
ree
>>66930033
Goodnight vladmir
>>66930055
dont be like this kanada...
>>66929813
we can live off the grid and camp out and shitpost together
>>66930090
>living off the grid
>having internet access
Can't shitpost via carrier pigeon, anon
Guys
Guys
What if the NHL used multiple pucks
If you hit the post, you get another one thrown in like a multiball
>>66930033
Night night comrade
>>66930132
I honestly think they should do this just for the all star game
>>66930114
>Can't shitpost via carrier pigeon
And now I'm imagining ye olde yuropean royalty sending shitpost letters to each other via pigeon. Suddenly the reason for all the wars becomes much clearer.
>>66930132
Is that Icefrog?
>>66930132
The all star break would be a perfect time to try that out.
>>66930008
Nah, he's eligible for the NHL draft this year. Most "true" OHL rookies are 1-2 years away from being eligible for the NHL draft. So 15-16 year olds. There are only 4 non-import rookies born in 98 in the top 20 of rookie scoring. All the imports are 98 (European and US), and then there are about 9 '99 born rookies in the top 20.
>>66930088
Not my fault my team is shit bro
>>66930144
>go fugg yurself adolphus
>t. finlan
>>66930011
How does Finland feel about Edmonton getting Pulju? We will make him the next Kurri, we promise.
>>66930174
No but you're mom pays me to fuck her
>>66930174
(you)
>>66930174
You can have your final subsidized (You)
>>66930174
this one is my favorite tbqh
>>66930156
americans aren't imports
>161 posts
> -9 posters
wtf
>>66930208
Something is probably wrong with your unique posters counter. Maybe reloading the page would help?
>35 posts
>161 posters
Nice sport you have here, cucks
>>66930208
Top jej
>rags posts
>rags posters
bretty gud desu
>>66930198
They should be.
>>66930302
there are american teams in the league, should canadians be imports to erie, flint, and saginaw?
I hope Gudas breaks Oshie's or Bäckström's knee tonight and Ovi never wins a cup
>>66930340
>flint
The only thing they're importing is water
Explain me the reason Blues can't win the cup this year because I actually think they can.
>>66930342
I'm just looking forward to the flyers getting humiliated at home
>>66930357
Why would Bettman let that happen?
>>66928700
>Boyle made the gesture as he was leaving the ice Sunday following the Red Wings' 2-0 victory over the Tampa Bay Lightning in Game 3 at Joe Louis Arena. He was frustrated that Abdelkader didn't accept his invitation to fight. Abdelkader was told by coach Jeff Blashill before the game not to fight. He also said his hand wasn't fully healed after he pummeled Mike Blunden in Game 2. And, with his hand taped, Abdelkader faced potential disciplinary action from the league if he cut a player during a fight.
>>66930357
They actually can now because they have healthy Lehterä
They still have to beat the hawks.
All the games have been extremely close. If puck luck is with the blues in game 7, they'll bulldoze through to the WCF, though.
>can't even sell out a playoff game after winning the division
b-b-but florida h-has fans!
>>66930390
Maybe if they miracle their way to a cup that'll change
>>66930387
Someone Super Saiyan this.
>>66930376
I'm kind of rooting for them because no one else is and they've never won it, and Lehterä also
>>66930376
They all moved to cities that weren't shit or were shot by police for being unarmed.
>>66930406
https://www.reddit.com/r/DetroitRedWings/comments/4fdp80/larkins_rage_celly_gfy_how_how_has_this_not_been/d27xz46
>>66930390
>Literally needs Kevin Spacey in the arena to fill seats
>>66930376
no cup
black city
post-ram departation sports depression syndrome
>>66930342
If Gudas does that Willy will take an ugly run at him and token black guy will chimp out again. That'll lead to a ugly game 4 where it's massacre both on the ice and on the scoresheet. Ovie is going to get game misconduct for charging Giroux, causing him a concussion that will lead to his untimely retirement next year.
>>66930340
Maybe. There should at least be a limit
>>66930424
That's not me if that's what you're thinkin'.
>>66930437
>Giroux retires
And thats how the flyers become worse than CBJ
>>66930357
Because of the Perds.
>>66930376
They all got murdered in the riots.
>>66930486
BILL
BILL
BILL
>clots
>tranpa gay
In be span of a month, this team has become the most memed on "fanbase" in the NHL
>>66929256
DELETE THIS
>>66930497
Nothing better to do during the playoffs eh Canada?
>>66930497
nothing will EVER compare to the level of being meme'd on as the
>rags
Florida fan here
how did gretzky wear 99 if its retired?
Worst fanbase in the ploffs?
My vote's for shitcongo
>>66930510
Clots fan detected. Need some butt cream for your boipussy?
>>66930535
Stinky smellys are pretty bad
>>66930387
>>66930571
stinky smelly mudslime
>>66930584
Oh look who's back
>>66930535
Tranpa desu
At least chiraqis have been watching hockey since 2010
>>66930542
Just sad to watch an entire country fall to its knees. You should probably go pick up for wife's son.
>>66930571
There really aren't that many though
>>66930617
what is it?
>>66930611
>implying tampa hasn't been watching since 04
why are you so obsessed with tampa anyway
>>66930634
That is bullshit and you know it. Everyone fucked off after they won their ring.
>>66930634
>since 04
>not a bunch of casuals
>tranpa gay
>>66930633
looks like a dick, but smaller
>>66930658
There was a lockout the next year and then several years of just fucking awful management.
>>66930658
There was only a short gap between that and the 2011 run. And then a short gap between that and last year
Are we a "meme team"?
>>66930613
>these clots tears
Delicious
>>66930634
How was the attendance in 2008/2009 again?
>>66930535
>mad
>at success
>>66930698
THE
BIG
D
>>66930698
You should be thanking back parise for fucking off, but not that bad really.
>/hoc/ seriously discusses a dick pic
All'a y'all are faggots.
>>66930708
I did the math on this before. They still sold about 80% of the seats considering that was when they were literally the worst team in the league.
>>66930698
>needing refpuck
>yo best the milks
Definitely a meme, swept second round if you even get there
>>66930729
>s-since 04
lel
lyl
lpl
>>66930708
Still 90% when they were one of the worst teams in the league. Better than Winnipeg lmao
>>66930763
Hasn't Winnipeg sold out every game?
Reminder that the jets are a militaristic franchise. Weed man needs to do something about this
So how bad is Philly gonna disappoint Ed tonight?
>>66930829
How long til they become the Winnipeg slushies
>>66930837
2-0 in the first
2-1 end of 2
2-5 final with an ovi hattrick
>>66930806
Hasn't sold out a single regular season since they got the team back.
>rags
>>66930922
>rags
>>66930837
Flyers win by 1
>>66930938
deus vult
>tfw nobody has been making new dog or bean memes
>>66930938
Are you trying to give everyone an epileptic fit, anon?
>>66929047
you might win a game at nashville, best to do it at game 3 it should be a rowdy crowd there.
Can we cut down on the rags hate guys?
Kongs Fans- New. Identity based on fragile conception of masculinity. Complex about being some kind of subversive outlaw team, when in reality everyone dislikes them for playing like fags and being stinky smelly. Easily discouraged.
Cucks Fans- See Kongs Fans but replace "subversive outlaw” with faggot pest. Arguably more stinky smelly.
Rags Fans- Unwarranted superiority complex after accomplishing very little. Usually turns to fandom after being abandoned by other avenues of life. Pretends to have thriving team identity while downplaying the fact that MSG games are appearance opportunities for Bankers and celebrities to sit on their phones.
Shitcongo Fans- New. Abundant faith in authority. Unsure of rules, but googles and ctrl + v’s them often. Usually the first to circle jerk and defend controversial calls, while at the same time circle jerking and crying ref puck. Extremely loud and incredibly defensive.
Clots Fans- New. Pretends to have paid attention in ’04 but this is a lie. Downplays lack of knowledge and team culture with memes about local geography. Has never touched a pair of skates, much less a puck. Easily outraged.
Wongs Fans- Insecure. Declares pride for hometown’s “working class" but gets incredibly upset when its current state is mentioned. Probably doesn’t even live in Detroit anyway.
>>66930972
>>66930972
>>66930972
Caps/Flyers gamethread
>>66930967
What's a "bean meme"?
>>66931001
>someone actually took the time to type this out
>>66930567
frig off bill
>>66930969
I'd never
>>66931001
>playing like fags
I'd argue dancing around the ice like a girly figure skater (cough Shitcago and Kane cough) is more faggy than smashing and hitting everything in sight
>>66931017
>I didn't even read it
kek why would he waste his time like that
>>66930882
You're wrong my casual friend
>>66931065
>Canadian kings fan
Don't you have a bull to prep?
>>66931119
I was looking at overall percentage not just home. They're a flat 100% since. I guess they don't have extra room like most stadiums.
>>66931204
I am pretty sure they've sold out every year despite being shit and a tiny city.
>>66931245
I thought that was supposed to be one of the nicest cities. Why's it so bad?
>>66931300
>weather
>mosquitos
>natives
>lots of crime
>did I mention the weather
>middle of fucking nowhere
>>66931245
Yeah. It's 100% at home since they got it back. Fucking Chicago with 110% the fuck is that.
sure is Tom in here
>>66931340
maybe they count the waiting list for season tickets fampai
>>66931340
they probably sell extra tickets so bandwagoners can claim to go to games and not have to actually attend
>lifelong cocks fans
