Athletes obviously on steroids, that haven't been caught yet.
>>66927805
Concentrate on the watch as it swings back and forth.
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>snap
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>>66928016
How has he not been caught yet?
Jordan may have turned an ankle, but you never knew it.
BITCCHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isn't Curry just good at aiming? Steroids wouldn't make you better at that. He's just solved apehoop by realising practising shooting from far out is way more effective than meme dunks
>MOST BLATANT DOPERS POWER RANKINGS
1. The whole NFL
2. Serena
3. Nadal
4. Ronaldo
5. Bolt
6. LeBron
7. Djokovic
8. Tiger
9. Mayweather
10. Froome
>>66928515
how convenient
>>66928224
definitely this. the only reason this guy hasnt been investigated is because not enough people care about swimming. this guy's physical ability in swimming is the equivalent to a basketball player being 7 feet tall, 250 pounds, with a 60 inch vertical and a 2 second full court sprint. theres a reason this fucker has broken every swimming record that exists: hes on something. nobody, especially not some lanky awkward white dude, is born with that kind of athleticism
>>66928580
His sport is having a bath, it's hardly strenuous
>>66928580
>lanky awkward white dude
you know that lanky is a good attribute for a swimmer, right?
and since when does white have anything to do with anything? Black people are notorious for being bad swimmers so that choice of words is puzzling.
Man I hate this board
>>66928485
get outta here with your "facts" and "logic"
>>66928153
op said not caught yet ya douche
>>66928676
he can swim faster than any human in history for longer than any human in history, he eats over 10,000 calories a day. the human body isnt supposed to be able to sustain that kind of energy. if even if you're consuming as much energy as you're burning, your body is still supposed to give out at a certain limit. if you think swimming is not strenuous then you must not swim often. im somewhat in shape and i try to go to my local pool once a month to do some laps. im dead after 20 minutes every time. Phelps does that shit for 12 hours a day.
>>66928696
i mean in terms of raw athleticism. skinny white dudes are usually not supposed to be super athletic, but Phelps isnt just a good swimmer hes an overall great athlete. look up some of track and field stuff, he could be an olympic sprinter and he lifts a fuckload for his size
i refuse to believe Michael Phelps is natty
>>66929016
implying PED's all do the same thing
>>66928485
No amount of practice can make you Curry tier at meme shooting. He has a freakish nervous system/hand eye coordination. His trainers all say he picks up perfect form on lifts in record time compared to even other pro players. He's nearly a scratch golfer just playing as a hobby. He's a nothing special run/jump athlete, but he's wired so much better than all the other lanklets he faces.
