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>rags
>kongs
>blackcucks
>>66923024
first for
>clots
>tfw not finnish
I may not be white but at least I'm no mongol shithead
>>66923024
based
After sleeping on it, I still hate Rozsival with a burning passion.
>>66923074
how long until Finland becomes Sweden 2.0 with the cuckery and shitskins?
>>66923162
Delete this now. This is a blue board. I literally cannot stop throwing up right now.
Barkov is Russian.
>>66923162
>cherry picking
Where is Armenia? I thought the kings were a lock for the cup?
>>66923188
>becomes
M8, Finland is way worse than Sweden or Germany. It's amazing how they have the whole world convinced they're decent people.
>>66923200
eipä ollu
>Joel Armenia
>>66923201
Which series go to 3-0 tonight?
I'm feeling a Wild win tonight......the boys are gonna give the stars hell tonight.
>>66923289
The mild are getting swept
>>66923302
>Canada talking shit
>can't even make the playoffs
REMINDER only weak and rattled teams resort to goonery and fighting. Using agressive tactics is a sign of fear and is literally ruining the sport of hockey. Wayne Gretzky never fought and he is the great on a true gentleman.More players need to take a page from him book and steer cleer of becoming a Bollig or Carcillo.
>>66923200
this board cannot literally handle the fact that the best center is finnish elite center
>>66923323
>state of hockey
>no cups
>clots
>>66923336
>poor man's bergeron
>best center
he's not even the best center below the US legal drinking age
>>66923347
>canada
>country of hockey
>several times larger than minnesota
>80% of NHL players are cacucks
How many cups in the last two decades?
>>66923327
>true gentleman
>>66923289
wild will probably take a 2-0 lead into the 3rd and lose in OT 5-3
shorks or kongs though
>>66923275
mild/sallad
caps/philthy
>>66923371
>state of h0ckey
>0 (ZERO) cups
>>66923385
I think you're giving them too much credit
>>66923408
Like a give a fuck about Minnesota, I'm not from there. Just pointing out how fucking pathetic Cafuck teams are
>state of hockey
>>66923222
kek
>>66923428
>not caring about Minnesota
>still salty as fuck
I don't believe you
Just saw on Reddit that Gretzky retired on this day in 1999. Ironically, 99 was the number he wore. Cool tidbit of info I thought I could share.
RIP Wayne.
Right here m8
Kings are sweeping in 6
are the hawks gonna tie the series tuesday lads
>>66923452
>this projecting
I've never even been there. I wasn't even the original anon you quoted.
I've seen my team win a cup, nothing to be salty about at all really.
>>66923456
Nice blog
Where can i upvote?
>>66923456
How was he wearing 99 if its a retired number leaguewide?
>>66923477
If the refs help them out
>>66923327
>who is mcsorley
>what's a messier
You're what's wrong with hockey mam
I can smell their stink through my computer.
>>66923486
Oh so you're a whiney faggot.
>>66923470
lelmao the kongs are getting swept
>>66923539
Nah. They will be dialed in tonight. The Sharks meme won't last
>>66923531
At least I didn't vote in Trudeau. That speaks more than words ever could.
>i.e. you are a PC cunterino
>>66923552
Reminder that the /int/posting americaitlyn is a rags fan
>rags
>tsn to potentially hire John all star Scott
Canada needs to stop trying so hard to be a meme country
>>66923371
Well if you're counting by players, then all of them.
ETERNAL REMINDER THAT
>it was 3-0
>>66923562
>saw my team win a cup
>rags fan
Does not compute, too young in 94
>>66923552
>when you lost the argument and have to resort to int/pol posting
>rags
>>66923587
Nice try cuck
>rags
>>66923590
>it was an argument
Did I miss something Mr Allahu?
>rags
>cup more recent than all of Canada
Holy shit lmao
>>66923585
It probably will be 3-0 again
>clots
Post hockey videos that make you cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MBfGjQeRVA
>>66923602
I'd rather be a >rag than a Laffs or whatever other teams are in your frozen wastelands.
>zer0 cups in two decades
>>66923611
Doesn't matter
>rags
>>66923609
>he doesn't even know when to stop
>>66923612
It will be 2-0 this time. Won't even let them get that third win. Kek
>>66923630
>rags
>>66923630
>rags
>>66923641
Neither does based Zlatan
Do you not admire the greatest Swede?
>>66923636
No it does matter. Rags are the worst 06 team and they're still better than Canada
Leeeelmao
>being worse than the shittiest franchise since the nhl started
>>66923611
>rags have 5 cups in 90 years
>>66923612
post latvian women
>>66923630
Laffs fans are delusional sadomasochists. Rags fans are obnoxious and delusional. I still like the laffs fans better. Thankfully we have one word to shut the other fuckers up.
>rags
>>66923658
And by 5 i mean 4.
TOP KEK
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>>66923673
IS that Portuguese orange picker still around?
>>66923693
If the game is on NBC, it's too poor to have cable.
>tfw your team has 0 cups
>still less embarrassing than the rags
Reminder that Detroit cucked Chicago out of a great american defenseman that played with them for 9 years, who chose to stay in the shanty town of Detroit rather than Chicago, opened a business there, and helps coach the red wings team
how bad is chicago (or even montreal) when people would rather live in detroit?
>>66923622
>caps fan
fuck those fucking playoffs and fuck halak
KINGS WIN WHEN?
I'm new to hockey and maybe you guys can help me clear one thing up.
Why did red wings get the spot and not the bruins?
>>66923712
Some suburban parts of Detroit are fine, I doubt he even came into contact with any ghettos.
To a rich guy it probably seemed just like another city.
>>66923612
It'll be 4-0
I've never been to Jew York nor met a rags fan in the flesh.
Why do people despise them on here?
>>66923734
kinda hard not to notice if you drive through it
not to mention how bad the area around The Joe actually is, or even the area just across the highway near comerica and ford field where the new arena is actually being built
>>66923724
October maybe
>>66923736
>he thingks they won't shork their way out of the playoffs
It's mostly just a vocal group of autists on here who love to spam the >rags meme. Just hide and ignore. Probably fans of rival teams.
>>66923732
ROW
Regular or Overtime Wins, thats the first tie breaker. Every regular win or over time win is worth 1 ROW. Every shootout win is worth 0 row.
>>66923759
Yeah fair enough. I suppose he wanted to win a cup and once he settled there it was too much effort to move back to Chicago or anywhere else.
I swear he opened one store somewhere in Chicagoland
>>66923754
There was a retarded guy that came into my work all the time wearing a rags coat. he only talked about NASCAR though
>>66923785
maybe he did. His big franchise is Chelis Chili. I mean, hes a millionaire, gotta do something with that cash
>>66923784
Oh I see, thanks.
I assumed that the goal differential would matter more.
>>66923778
>still salty about >rags after 2 years
>>66923800
that's the 2nd tiebreaker I think
basically, we need shootouts to be less desirable than over time wins, since we don't want to develop a strategy of teams stalling the game for a SO to win, because SOs are not hockey and are only used to get the games over with quicker, but also avoiding a tie game
>>66923706
Unless you're a wild fan, then it's way more embarrassing
>>66923778
Oh right, one can also filter the word rags, and set 4chan to auto-hide them. Makes it easy to ignore all that spam.
>>66923456
That shit is not ironic, it's coincidental
>>66923874
>hiding half of hoc
>rags
>>66923895
you're better than this
>>66923778
>rags
>>66923874
> so massively anal annihilated at a dumb meme no one really means that he has to automatically hide it so he doesn't get triggered by a greentext word on a Somalian pirate picture sharing web-boat
>rags
>>66923921
No I'm not
GS Warriors game and Sharks game start at the same time. Which do I watch live and which do I record /sp/?
State of hockey contenders
Michigan
New York
Massachusetts
California
Pretenders
Minnesota
Ah, it's so nice to not see posts that I've filtered. Who was posting that spam? I don't care, I've filtered them out! It's like they don't even exist! A life without spam is a happy existence.
>>66923942
Watch shorks, record Dubs.
>>66923964
>rags
remember, every >ragspost deserves a >rags
>>66923964
>r@gs
>>66923964
>rags
Go Isles
>>66923964
>r
>a
>g
>s
>>66923986
Yeah, I think I'll do that
How many of you guy have licked a girls arsehole?
I have.
>>66924007
She can clutter my buck anytime tbf
>>66923385
>lose in OT 5-3
>5-3
>>66924065
this is not hockey related.
Hey, did you guys know >binland teams compete for the Canada Cup in their own league?
Get cucked
>>66924105
It is if you are watching hockey whilst doing it.
>he does lick ass while watching the playoffs
>>66924125
thanks for the trophy mate
>>66924125
Yet another canadian trophy canadians cant win
>>66924152
There are Canadians in Liiga, my inbred friend.
>>66923531
Why are you here? Your team didn't make the playoffs
>>66924152
why would we want?
>>66924147
np binland bro
I hope that Laine fellow wins it
>>66924152
BTFO
CANARABIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
Good news guys! Benn working it out with GookMoot and Finland will be IP banned starting next Monday!
Just have to make it until then
>>66924260
Good
Always root against the big bad IFK
>>66924314
would prefer sweden to be banned tbqh
Do Canadians have no personality? Toews, Keith, Price, and Crosby are all as interesting as a piece of cardboard.
>>66924314
Great news! Finland is the problem here no doubt
>>66924345
No Sweden is a good poster its the finns that ruin /hoc/ threads
>>66924362
>>66924314
You're a fag
>>66924350
PK nigga
>>66924350
Why would Toews have personality?
Artificial intelligence hasn't reached that level yet.
>>66924362
>implying it isn't the bandwagon americans, autistic canadians, and that one armenian faggot that are responsible for every bad /hoc/ thread
>>66924377
take off the proxy pekka
>>66924350
Back to apehoop Tyrone, this is a white mans sport
>>66924350
Price is just a super nice, pleasant guy. He may not be that interesting but he seems like a likable dude.
For every one of those, you also have a Subban, Burns, Marc-Andre Fleury, and Luongo.
>>66923754
Memes
>>66923024
>Jere Lehtinen
I approve tbqh.
>>66923964
YOUR SHITTY FALSE FLAG IS ONLY MAKING RAGSPOSTING WORSE REEEEEEEEEE
Notice how the filthycucks stopped posting? It's weird because I was informed they are "ELITE"
>Seguin out
how fucked is Dallas?
>>66924488
flyers in 6
Going to the store, guys. You want something?
>>66924469
>tfw Selane-Koivu-Lehtinen will never play again in the same line in the Olimpics.
>>66924528
Hook it up with some Ikea chocolate.
>>66924488
Is Geruoux or whatever frogs call him the successor of Clark as he's the face of filthy cocks?
>>66924528
Take mёmmi for me and your shit rotten herings. Wanna try it.
>>66924521
>against the mild
sweep in 4
>>66923024
>getting sick of /hoc/ and slow 4chan gamethreads
>go on r/hockey
>"haha 4chan probably exaggerates how bad reddit is"
>immediately see people calling themselves "the keeper of dank memes"
>every thread is dominated by shitty jokes with 5,000 upvotes with 500 descending comments of people needlessly expanding on the joke like children for upvotes
>"edit: HAHA I CHANGED SOME WORDS GUYS THANKS FOR THE GOLD"
>blackcucks/br00ns/craps/etc internet defense forces systematically downvoting everyone who doesn't have nice things to say about their shitty fanbases, then accusing everyone of persecuting them
>full of autistic normies who don't understand sarcasm and can't handle the banter
>can't engage in any banter that isn't gay and full of disclaimers anyway
>can't say anything disparaging about any team or fanbase
>basically can't make any post that isn't "haha good game ____bros, we'll get you next time! I agree with every call on the ice, and even if I didn't that's just how it is. You guys were the better team and you deserved to win :) JOHN SCOTT FOR PRESIDENT"
Reddit really is fucking disgusting. I love you /hoc/
>>66924590
>>66924590
r*ddit is only useful as a hockey news aggregator and for streams, the comment section is to be avoided at all cost and the UI will give you cancer quicker than the posts themselves
>>66924590
I once called Phil Kessle a fat piece of shit on r/hoc. I was downvoted into oblivion because I shouldn't fat shame him or somehting like that.
First and last time.
>rags
>>66924553
Not going to IKEA m8, but I can get you chocolate that's better than that.
>>66924566
Don't think they'll have mämmi, but I can get you a can of surströmming
>>66924528
24pack
>>66924644
oh look a finn with a drinking problem shocker
>ctrl+f isl
>only one mention of the future stanley cup winners
what a great "hockey" thread 4chan produces
I'm going back to REDDlT
>>66924590
Someone should remind them how John Scott called some player a princess once, they would be triggered and have to flip on him saying how problematic he is. At least fixes one problem.
>>66924590
>>66924651
I dont have a drinking problem
>>66924651
>he doesn't have a drinking problem
>>66924651
>problem
>>66924528
Framed picture of Bud Holloway.
if LehtInen has won a cup in stars, why wouldn't LehtOnen win one?
>yfw stars win the cup
>>66924644
They only have 3,5% beer there though
>>66924638
Is it very different from our herrings? We just have it salted. Ate it yesterday. We eattons of different fisk. We even have salted herrings with mayonese, potato and beet.
>>66924590
The only time I use Reddit is to find a stream
There is LITERALLY no reason to go there for anything else, let alone read comments.
>>66924590
>>66924651
>problem
>>66924651
>24pack
>alcohol problem
you wouldn't even get started with that in finland, but well, what muricans know about anything
>>66924673
I'll do my best.
>>66924683
Yeah, it's fermented. So it's very different. Quite alright really if you eat it the way it should be eaten. Pickled herring is really good too.
>>66924669
WHY HAVENT AMERICANS DECLARED WAR ON ALCOHOL YET? :DDDDDDDDD
>>66923024
>pongs
>>66924651
>oroblem
If Vegas contract is approved in a few weeks, when will the expansion draft likely be?
>Seguin hurt again related to his surgery
Why did they rush him when this series is a guaranteed sweep?
Is it true that americans consider drinking a six pack 'heavy drinking'?
>>66924742
>oroblem
>>66924755
They could probably do it summer 2017 but Vegas would have to hire a GM and scouts and shit too. If that takes too long maybe they push it back.
Why was he such a bust? All the Finns said he'd be an elite center
>>66924765
Depends on the person, lightweight freshmen? Maybe
>>66924765
American beer is water.
>>66924765
Maybe six 40s
>>66924223
>my team
>his team
>her team
How much stake do you own bro?
>alcoholic finns shitting up the thread again
Don't worry guys, Monday is only 7 days away then we're clear
>>66924808
>not xis team
fucking shitlord
Post >yfw both Laine and Puljujarvi bust like Yakupov.
>>66924638
Plz open surströmming can in Pittsburgh penguins locker room
>>66924875
only the one that goes to the oilers will bust
What happened to the Canadian teams this year?
>>66924914
memed the fuck out
>Blackhawks win
>Massive fights break out in two games
>Blackhawks lose
>People shy away from fights
The answer is simple, if you want fun, the blackhawks must win.
>>66924901
>implying those stinky smelly flightless fish loving birds wouldn't love it
>>66924904
That is one gigantic mouth.
>>66924936
>The answer is simple, if you want fun, watch Tampa - Detroit
>>66924590
>tfw said the reporter between the bench is a faggot
>4 sjw's got there panties in a twist
>>66924963
the game last night was boring as fuck tho 2bh
>>66924996
>MUH CASUAL AMERICAN NEW FAN THAT NEEDS 10 GOAALS A GAME JUST STARTED WATCHING LAST YEAR MAN
>>66924963
>One good fight in the 2nd game
>One of the main provocateurs of that fight pussied out when challenged to a fight in game 3
Oh Sweden, aren't you due to be overrun with more Africans?
>>66924959
Finns are genetically closer to frogs than humans.
>>66923327
t. ass-blasted Tranpa Gay fan
>>66924996
>clots
>>66924996
--> >>66925014
tbf
>>66925029
>pussied out
When will this meme end? His hand was taped, why should he risk a suspension?
Will The Perds sweep the Cucks???
Pegga has been playing great lately hopefully he can keep that up
also post team slags
>>66925014
1 sided games arent interesting
>>66925029
>has a broken hand
>scared of one of the worst fighters in the league
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDWE8wwbSbE
tampa fans are quickly becoming the worst fans .I hope the wings win in 6 desu
>>66925121
>quickly becoming
They already were
>publix sandwiches are actually pretty good but the shitposting about them is insufferable
>>66925121
>we're bad for being mad at a goon team beating up on the lightning
dont pretend you wouldnt be pissed
>>66925081
This is relevant to my interests.
>getting mad at sandwiches
baka desu fampais
>>66925164
It's one thing to be mad, another to pull shit out of your ass
>>66925164
Quit whining tranny fucker
>@MsJenNeale_PD
>Boudreau calling out vets on penalties (i.e. Getzlaf, Perry, Perron, Garbutt)
what a shitshow
>>66925164
>Thinks the softest team in the league are a goon team
Is this your first week watching hockey?
>>66925164
>watches his first year of hockey
>cant handle playoff hockey
reddit might like a guy like you
>>66925193
>an old baby
>crying
What a shocker
>>66925188
>pull shit out of your ass
wat? im just saying that i dont like them instigating when they lose and then running away when they win. also that was my first post about this, so idk if you think im the other guy itt
>>66925218
>clots
Reddit casuals please go
>>66925200
>softest team in the league
soft =/ not gooning it up. i would say the wongs are soft as fuck, but theyre still trying to play as dirty as they can get away with. the lightning just decided to play like pussies last night and not retaliate and they got walked over for it
>>66925218
>Running away
>Hedman pretends to be not a bodypillow
>Runs away when Smith drops
post yfw the only reason a california team is making it to the second round is because two california teams are playing against eachother in the first round
>>66925218
>and then running away when they win
But who was running away? Abdelkader for having a broken hand and tape, making it against the rules for him to drop the gloves?
Because in that case then yes, it is bullshit.
>>66924808
>Being an autistic Canadian
>>66925218
Smith tried to fight the whole goddamn bench, what game were you watching?
>>66925248
And I bet you think Tranpa are clean as a whistle...
>>66925067
>>66925121
>a hairline fracture
>mum broken hand
>Needing tape
It was just an excuse so he could weasel out of the retaliation fight.
>>66925193
>perry gonna goon
>uses up his superstar no penalty shield after committing 4 penalties in first 3 minutes and gets 2 straight goon calls
wew bettman has ended his love for southern california. literally nothing can stop us now
>>66925312
Haha. Holy shit you're full of it
>Tranpa Bay
Is this the dank new meme? Anybody have the screencap that started this off?
>>66924808
>he doesn't place bets on his team for every game so he can unironically refer to the team as his/her/theirs/otherpronouns
thought you canucks were supposed to be real fans
>>66925284
he got held into the bench, not tried to fight the whole bench
>>66925295
last game they were until the end and they paid for it. maybe they should start gooning it up from the beginning just like detoilet
>>66925312
>Thinks Abby is 2scared to fight Brian "never won a fight in his life" Boyle
can we post puppers pls?
>>66925335
you think thats a dank new meme?
bet you laugh at the make donald drumpf again too
I see the Goonville Preds needed massive refpuck to beat the ducks last night
>>66925335
>Literally trying to be that /int/ posting Canadian
Yea fuck off.
>the butt blasted sphincter stressed booty bothered city of tranpa bay
Friendly reminder that exactly 1 year ago today, McDavids' promising hockey career was destroyed when he learned that none other than the Oilers received the first overall draft pick.
press F to pay respects
>>66925349
He clearly was, otherwise he would have taped his hand to create the excuse then go cry to the ref.
>>66925362
>>66925380
You aren't gonna ruse me, you filthy tranny.
>>66925371
this isn't even good bait at this point
>>66925389
>H-he's a pussy
>won't even fight boyle
Floridians know so little about hockey they don't even know how suspensions work.
Mad as fuck blunden got beat the fuck out of after him and paquette jumped on abby.
>clots
Literally a free shutout for Mrazek every game he plays.
>>66925338
Yeah we are but I'm not some pretentious cocksucker because of a team I chose to cheer for.
>hur dur kiss my ring bitch
>implying you contributed in any way
>>66925432
Because it's not bait
>>66925437
>implying he didnt intentionally tape it up so he had a free pass to puss out since he knew he had a target on his head
>>66923327
>wayne gretzky never fought
>>66925462
>Boudreau outright says his dirty players are being themselves
>you: "t-the refs are out to get us"
POOL PARTY
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>>66925335
>tranpa bay
>clots
>>66925483
>he will never be the face of the NHL because he has a face even pacifist monks want to punch
>>66925483
fuck off reddit
