Help me /sp/. A girl has invited me to play basketball tomorrow and I have absolutely no clue. But I want to impress her. What is the best way to get good at basketball in 24 hours?
you're not going to get good at ball in 24hrs
Just don't be a sperg, play 21 with her and smash after you flaming faggot
just be yourself man
just don't shoot countless 3s
Spam jump shots till you're good. That's what curry did
>>66922628
only shoot lay-ins, play good defense (easy to fake), and always be moving on offense (around the perimeter and sharp cuts down the lane)
Put your balls in her basket.
>>66922637
>>66922646
>Just don't be a sperg
>just be yourself man
I'm getting a mixed message here
>>66922628
5v5 or 1v1?
say "kobe" when you shoot
>>66922669
>not dirk
>>66922666
A couple of her friend are coming as well. Don't really know about anything else. I think there is only one basket.
>>66922652
He wants to be good at basketball, not a meme chucker
>>66922676
then play 21, knock-out, or horse
look up the rules of those games and be assertive and select the one for everyone to play
then after that don't try to do too much
Watch as many Tori Black movies as possible and imitate what she's doing. She's pretty good.
If you aren't really talented for sports you are fucked since it will be obvious that you suck just by the way how you throw and how you move with the ball so impressing her at basketball won't work. She probably likes you tho so you should be good and just have fun. Basketball(non tryhard way) is one of those activities that you do just as side thing while you talk/hang out with friends. Good luck faggot.
Whenever you play basketball with a girl you always give her ball and let her post up on you. That way you have her ass grinding on your dick all the time and gives you an excuse to use your hands to feel her body up
>>66922985
>unzips dick
go on...
>>66923002
It's just a perfect opportunity that almost always leads to fucking. Both of you nice and sweaty wearing tank tops and shorts so get a nice feel of each other's body which gets both of you turned on. You see her tits bounce up and down, she watches your dick flap around in shorts perfect recipe
>>66922637
This
>>66923053
go on...
>>66923071
KEK
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>>66922628
how tall are you?
>>66923080
go on...
>>66922628
Work on simple layups and dribbling the ball with your head up instead of looking at it.
Then remember to flop everytime your foot touches the paint when you're on offense.
>>66922628
get yourself a wrist brace and just make her do the shooting. Make sure you tease her, I'm guessing she's competitive.
>>66922628
Wear short short, goggles, and a head-band. Then she'll know you're serious business when it comes to games and in no way, shape, or form trying to get into her delicious panties.
whatever you do, make sure to check the shit out of her a few times to let her know who's boss
just chuck dem 3s m8
>>66923237
that movie is G O A T
>>66923349
What movie? Looks promising
>>66922676
Tell her you are the German Dirk Nowitsky
>>66922628
Just shoot 3s. Literally the only way to play good basketball now.
>>66922637
This is the only answer
Sure, she would be impressed if you had some skill but she'd trade that just to be around a cool levelheaded dude. So don't end up as greetext tomorrow, nazibro.
tell us how it went
is she bringing jamal and tyrone too?
Jump towards the hoop and shoot the ball one-handed under-arm
That will impress her
And call foul when she travels.
If she's playing D on you, drive the lane and run that bitch over. Assert dominance
Played ball for 14 years. It's literally impossible to get shooting mechanics down in 24 hours. Enjoy getting cucked.
>>66923473
I'd like to know as well
>>66922628
FUCK OFF NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66925010
>>66924844
>>66924832
>>66924559
This basically sums up all of 4chan.
>>66923776
If the thread is still up, I will do that.
Thank you for advice, guys.
>>66925903
it won't still be up, just create a new one if you can see through the tears
>What is the best way to get good at basketball in 24 hours?
Reminder that whenever a girl watches you do an athletic activity she's judging how good you would be in bed
>>66925974
>be black
OPTIONAL
>be tall
>>66924832
nonono let her post you up booty first right into your crotch
perfect hotdog scenario
>>66924910
Finally found it ameribro, it's called rushmore, fuck those nonces who wouldn't sauce us
>>66926248
>>66924910
>>66923473
how about next time you ask sauce from the OP that posted the video you fucking dunces
jesus christ
dunk on her and have your balls right in her face
Become black. You'll be better at slamming her afterwards too, especially if she's white and I might attend and sit in the corner to film it and kiss her afterwards while she's got cum in her mouth if that is ok with you.
>>66929600
Why would she want to kiss some ugly white boy like you?
>>66929629
Jamal needs that hole cleaned after Tyrone is finished.
>>66929600
Jesus Christ is it literally possible for /pol/ cucks to not hysterically spout their insecurities for five fucking minutes?
>>66929600
>the city of cUK
>>66922663
Underrated post desu
>>66922675
>not saying "curry" thereby tapping into the meme magic
Shig
>>66925099
kys senpai
>>66922628
Just pass the fucking ball, and occasionally chuck up a deep shot if you're open. Not too many shots though. Just a few. Just aim for the backboard. If you're actually trying to make the shot you'll air it out and look terrible. A bad bank shot just looks like you're off by a bit, and you might get lucky.
DON'T TRY TO DRIBBLE IF YOU'RE SHIT AT IT. You will look like a complete tard.
>>66922628
The harder you try, the harder you will fail
>>66922628
just play it cool then dunk over dat bitch
post nudes tomorrow btw tbph
