how long until a female soccer players makes a men's team?
>>66920009
Never
That said, Alexis Morgan is a very talented and skilled athlete in her own right.
never the women's team gets blown out by the under 17 team every time they play
>>66920028
It's the same in hockey as well. The Canadian female olympic team gets blown the fuck out by good midget/junior hockey clubs and programs regularly.
womens football is literal garbage. 11 fat virgins /sp/ posters could beat the best womens team
>>66920009
Never. Only virgins would think a woman can compete with men physically.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17186303
>>66920041
I seriously believe that the best 11 players in any respective sport on this board could probably beat national women's teams
have you seen the video of a few english lads playing the brazilian female football team on a mountain and still beating them?
>>66920009
Do you l find these threads funny in an ironic shitposting way or are you serious?
Ever heard of Robbie Rogers?
>>66920062
I feel like the Messi of females could probably cut it on some okay team, but she would have to be a freak of nature
>>66920022
>>66920028
>>66920041
>>66920049
>>66920058
You are aware that the only reason, only reason why men appear to be better than women in sports is because mens sports is more funded right? That's the only reason. Women are just as fast, strong amd talented at all sports as women. There are plenty of women who could cut it in the nfl, nba, epl etc but no one is sponsoring them and the leagues just don't want women to compete with men. Men are not better than women. Mens sport is just favored more because society thinks women can't compete but we can.
You can't pay more to something that doesn't sell and it doesn't sell because it's shit
>>66920166
Have a (you)
>>66920051
I don't think the best curlers on this board could beat a world class women's curling team desu. Also same is true of other sports like figure skating or gymnastics. Agree for more popular sports like basketball, baseball, soccer, and tennis though.
>>66920197
The 11 best figure skaters on this board would fucking demolish a women's all-star team
>>66920166
>Women are just as fast, strong
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66920166
...
Actually, physiologically speaking, women and men are quite different. Women a generally better at endurance sports, and men are generally better at shorter-length sports.
Play two football matches at once in parallel (90min), starting at the same time. The women's game will be at a clearly slower pace than the men's game.
Endurance sports, however - particularly when things get into the 'ultra' category such as ultra runners, ultra cyclists, then things get closer to even.
Sorry for the truth of the matter on this.
>>66920009
Once we allow them to take as much HGH as Messi took.
>Be best Women's soccer player
>be middle tier Men's soccer player for novelty of "first woman"
Not much of a choice.
>>66920240
In almost all sports, at the same competitive level, women are ~10% worse than men.
Just checked the 10,000m world record for men and women:
>men - 26:17.53
>women - 29:31.78
difference is 3 minutes and 14 seconds, or about 12%
Maybe if there's an 'ultra' marathon under somewhat equal conditions we could test that too.
>>66920285
>be middle tier Men's soccer player for novelty of "first woman"
You'd probably earn more being a mid tier player. Especially the sponsoring.
>>66920285
Most Women probably can't even stop a hard pass from a men's player
>>66920335
The one sport where women could probably beat men is long distance swimming.
Their higher body fat percentage makes it easier for them to float and get air.
when they grow a pair of dicks
>>66920040
>midget hockey teams
lmao wtf
>>66920166
Sociologists believe this.
>>66920166
Put down the crack pipe.
>>66920510
Youth hockey teams.
>>66920479
Just checked the men's and women's 10k swimming at the 2012 olympics, women were 7 minutes and 43 seconds slower than men's gold time of 1:49.55, only 7% worse!
So maybe in ultra long distance swimming they do become better than men. Maybe.
But then, they haven't demonstrated that yet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_successful_English_Channel_swimmers#Records
>>66920009
whenever a country gets cucked enough to force quotas on their teams like South Africa
looking at scandinavia
>>66920539
Midget hockey sounded more interesting desu
>>66920009
It will never happen at a higher level. But with all the transgender memes people buy into now, mediocre male soccer players from third world countries will start dominating women's soccer.
>>66920009
perugia tried signing a female player after they signed gaddafi's son
>>66920166
>australian trolling
>>66920285
Middle tier is too much credit. They play at US u-15 level, and if you know shit the US youth development is far from great.
>>66920166
>>66920240
>falling for ausfalian bait
Occasional reminder that Lyn Hill beat men in the same contest and climbed routes that men feared to touch.
>>66920166
>>66920166
There's a video of an English men's pub team playing against a team of Brazilian women with several former NT players.
The women lost 7-1 or something
you guys are just being misogynistic. women us team won the world cup multiple times while the men are sitting on their thumbs like a bunch of losers
https://youtu.be/dB_IG4dpKYE
>>66920596
>>66920872
>>66920890
>Australian
That's NZ you monumental fucking retards
>you in charge of basic geography
I remember when my team was in the u15 league we played the girls u19 team in the winter break to get some games and stay match fit.
A lot of us were 13/14 while they were 18/19. Most of them were physically bigger than us but we still won 3-0.
This considering that we didnt tackle them hard at all because it felt wrong against girls.
>>66920914
>Australia
it's Austria, actually
>>66920914
>this fucking guy
ignore him, everybody :^)
>>66920009
I was just reading this: http://www.redbullbrasil.com.br/categoria-de-base/sub-15-vence-selecao-brasileira-feminina-em-amistoso.html
Our female National Team was beaten by a random U-15 male team.
>>66920890
>Perth left untouched
my sides pls
>>66920166
He's right though. Why doesn't anyone invest on the official kitchen cleaning championship?
>>66920166
babby straya with the beginner bait
>>66920009
Sice everyone is on something now days, if a female would do great she would be under the microscope all the time and it's also easier to spot a female on juice.
>>66920009
Sexual dimorphism.
>>66920166
Its honestly not an Australian posting this.
>>66920009
I don't know but it will more than likely be a tranny that thinks he's a female
>>66920009
never, an english man's pub team btfo out of the brazialian national womens football team in a 5 a side match
>>66920240
>women are better at endurance sports
>all their marathon times are slower than mens
topkek lad
>>66920166
Straya junior
the USWNT is goat because people care about women's soccer in this country
the USMNT is crap because relatively few people care about men's soccer in this country.
have a nice day.
>>66921442
this post isn't true
>>66921084
because it's little Britain
For some weird reason in Denmark u15 boys will play literally
semi- and full time professional womens teams in handball as off-seaon scrimmages and still win
>>66920166
>>66920890
>random strike hundreds of miles off the SW coast
for what purpose
http://www.theguardian.com/observer/osm/story/0,,543962,00.html
>It was the 1998 Australian Open and the Williams sisters, Venus and Serena, had seen some of the male players practising.
On the basis of what they saw, they were convinced that they could beat a man ranked around 200 in the world and wanted to set up a game.
> I was ranked 203 so the men's tour manager mentioned the possibility of a challenge to me, thinking that I was the perfect candidate.
I didn't take much persuading, it seemed like a fun thing to do.
>My first game of the afternoon, just a one-set match, was against Serena
> I felt so relaxed that I didn't even warm up properly. We started playing and I raced into a 5-0 lead.
>At this point Venus turned up to watch. She had just finished a press conference after a quarter-final loss against Lindsey Davenport.
In the end I won my game against Serena 6-1 but by the time we were at the net shaking hands, Venus was on court, ready to have a go against me as well.
The game against Venus was very similar. I ended up winning 6-2.
>The best female players in tennis getting btfo by a literal WHO in male tennis
>women can compete with men in sports
:^)
>>66920166
proud of you aus jr, maybe australia will have some competition in the upcoming shitposting olympics this time round
>>66920166
>favored
Cheeky one
>>66920009
not shooped at all
>>66921605
I see nipples. Don't they wear a sports bra or a pasty so they don't bled?
>>66920166
(tsuuu)
What's with all the misogynists in here? You people disgust me
I challenge any of you to a 3 v 3 volleyball match against my friends and I so you can apologize when we beat you, pic related
>>66921901
I'd "defeat them", if you know what I mean
Women started playing professional sports about 2 decades ago and they still earn 0.0001% comparted to male athletes
It's like asking why aren't there professional ice hockey players in South Sudan
>>66921901
>>66921938
They get paid shit because they are shit, not the other way round. And on the other hand, superstar women get paid an enormous amount of money even though when compared they'd be painfully average at best if compared to the same male sport.
>>66921991
Why does Serena Williams earn more money than Djokovic? The first is more dominant
>>66922014
less**
It's a women's game, why would a woman want to play on the
"men" side of the game?
@66920166
Overrated post, doesn't even deserve a (You)
>>66922014
less people watch womens tennis.
it's called capitalism you god damn commie.
This one African American basketballer was right when he said that having professional women teams is a waste of resources and they should fill the teams with hot chicks instead so people actually watch them play.
>>66921605
she hasn't planted her foot in your pic you mongoloid.
>>66922089
how are capitalism and sports related? if you think everything is about money you shouldn't watch the olympics
>>66922117
>how are capitalism and sports related?
>after asking why one player earns less than another
A woman would be pretty good for team chemistry as the players would compete for her. See what happened to Chelsea after Eva has gone. The players don't have any incentive to fight anymore.
>>66922156
You don't get my point
I'm saying women should earn the same or even more money in sports than men, because they need it more. Call it a handicap
>>66921518
To hide the MH370 evidence
>>66920166
I know this is bait, but just look up any olympic score/worldrecord for both men and women. Also mind you that most women sport use different more 'easy' equipment. Like smaller basketballs or lighter spears/shotput balls.
>>66922196
>I'm saying women should earn the same or even more money in sports than men, because they need it more
Then you're retarded. Athletes get what they're worth. What they're worth is made up of how good they are, and how marketable they are. The better you are, the more people will want to watch you, which is a part of your marketability.
>>66920040
Manon Rheaume played a preseason game though.
>>66922221
That's savage, neo-ultra liberalism. You will never understand my point. I'm saying these who need it more should earn more money
Your mentality is too animalistic
How long until a male soccer player makes a female team?
>>66922249
what you're saying is nonsense.
Women should earn more money because they are worse.
???
Why reward failure and mediocrity
Soccer not likely, I could see a women making it into a 40 man roster on baseball as a relief or bullpen meme pitcher, they throw good knuckleballs and would definitely be a different pace to mess with a batters mind. Only issue is the other mechanics on the mound. Stopping bases from being stolen and etc that a pitcher has to watch out for that I'd see as an issue there.
>>66922299
>reward
'no'
You pay them to improve, they need it more than "natural" successful people
In the same way you make rich people pay higher taxes so you can give welfare to the poor, you are not punishing the rich and rewarding the poor
The 2014 men’s World Cup generated approximately $4.8 billion in revenue for FIFA. Revenue for the 2015 Women’s World Cup have yet to be reported.
Men's ream had 550 mill of sponsors while women had 17M.
> only generated $54M in revenue
Liberals literally can't understand billions > millions
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/women-earn-the-glory-while-men-earn-the-money-in-u-s-soccer/
>>66922326
Then what's to stop men's players from just losing all the time to get more money?
Sports would devolve into people scoring own goals or double faulting all the time so they could be paid more.
>>66922354
That's not what I said
Women sports are objectively less developed than mens sports, that's why women should get paid more
>>66922389
> less developed
> less viewers
> less fans
> less revenue
> less sponsors
>Still should make more money cause they need it.
Now this is just retarded pablo.
I have some news for you, it's called supply and demand
maybe if women's sports weren't boring as shit people would watch them and they'd make money.
who cares what athletes get paid?
>>66922326
>In the same way you make rich people pay higher taxes so you can give welfare to the poor
>he wants to transfer a failed policy to sports for no reason
get out Bernie Sanders, no one likes you.
>>66922389
Why? Do you think the women will reinvest it back into women's sports?
If you mean the federations and governing bodies should be paid more then its up to the federations to get more women interested in sports.
Women make up about 50% of the population, it's not the men's fault they don't watch or play sports in the numbers that men do and men shouldn't have their income taken away to prop up something no one is interested in because >muh equality
Liberals actually think wnba players should make likewise to the men's players.
Reminder the wnba literally makes negative revenue and is only a league because it's subsidized by the nba
>>66922442
what's your source on "liberals" wanting that? I either want to laugh at it, or at you.
>>66920166
all these (you)s
holy shit. Australia 2.0 back at it again
>>66921901
you know you're trolling on the wrong board
/sp/ has no women because women don't understand sports
>>66922389
Sunday League 5-a-side players are objectively less developed than Premier League players, that's why they should get paid more.
See how fucking retarded that sounds?
>>66920240
i've never seen more retarded broscience in my life
>>66920166
Nice b8
>>66922499
I'm talking about genders...
Of course the best womens leagues should earn more than the worst womens leagues
>>66920166
This is bait but the thing is this is literally a thing a lot of feminists believe kek
>>66920166
Had to double check if you were an aussy
>>66922486
But I am a woman
>>66920009
is she even good?
>>66922604
whats the difference?
you said one should be paid more because they aren't as good.
>>66920166
this kid is going places
>>66922626
Yes, but you were born male.
>>66920009
When our society of "equality" breeds out most of the testosterone out of men, then women will say the sexes are naturally on the same level
>>66921460
which part isn't true?
no one watches mens soccer meanwhile more girls play soccer in this country than any other place on earth.
people think this shit is rocket science. stop it.
How come glider pilots and aerobatic pilots are seperated into men and women tournaments, and men always have better timings?
Flying a plane doesn't need physique and women are said to be better multitaskers???
>>66922811
You are forgetting the rule about living in >2016, negative qualities about women and minorities are because of society and good qualities are inherent to them. It's the reverse for males and white people
>>66922811
Because we live in a patriarchal society
Women are objectively poorer than men and have less free time to have hobbies, plus rising the children
A fair competition would between brother and sister from a rich family
>>66922838
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fUNHMoWBy2A
>>66920166
>we
>>66922801
they actually do watch men's soccer
attendance of the league is 4x higher in the MLS
The world's best female athlete's best perfomance is at best 90% of the best male. And that margin is huge when you take into account the level of competition.
>>66920051
I have zero doubt that this is true. I was an above average player in my day (probably top 10 in my state for my age) and I don't think there is a woman on earth that could play with me. They're just not agile or strong enough.
>>66920166
>we
>>66920009
They will eventually, maybe in 20-30 years. Not because they are in the same level as men, only because muh equality
Post webm of female football.
>>66923782
Then they'll change it back once they realize it'll be very few women making modest pay instead many more women making mediocre pay.
Unless theyfully convince people this issue is part of the "gender pay gap"
>>66923782
Society as we know it wont be around in 20-30 years
>>66920009
Unless the "men" are capped at age 13, never.
>>66920009
Those are some sexy fucking legs
>>66925738
i love alex morgan
she's the perfect soccer girl specimen
a lot of soccer qts have that look/vibe about them but she has just taken it to its logical conclusion
if someone asks what a soccer qt looks like, she's exactly it in all ways. looks, dress, mannerism, face, hair, body, everything is spot on
>>66925738
those are man legs
>>66923887
>Unless theyfully convince people this issue is part of the "gender pay gap"
No. No way this will ever happen, because in sports the difference between the quality of work that women and men do is more glaring and obvious than in any other field. people want to watch the best of the best, so male sports will always be more popular.
>>66920009
I would let her do this to my balls
>>66925981
men don't play soccer so you're wrong
>>66926001
but women have the cultural force of equality behind them and people will support them because it makes them feel good. It's not always about the better athletes, but what society says we should be supporting. And the money will go wherever that leads
>>66920166
what's with all the replies, it's not even good bait, but all these replies are baiting me to also reply, is this all part of some elaborate ruse
>>66920009
>how long until a female soccer players makes a men's team?
When there are no more teen to early twenty year old males to recruit.
>>66920009
>how long until a female soccer players makes a men's team?
WW3
>>66920166
Man the line between SJW and parody is so thin. Top shitpost either way m8
>>66920051
I've unironically faced faster bowling than in any international womens cricket game so I don't doubt that it's entirely possible, when I was no-where near making it as a professional and I guess a few on here might have
>>66920166
>handclap and step out of the shadows
>>66922176
No wonder Mou fired her and players force him out.
>>66920166
i cannot believe this is getting so much attention
keep it up canada
>>66920009
thanks for the fap material lad
>>66920870
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>>66920166
I really really like this post!
Can I save it?
>>66922176
>a woman would be pretty good for team chemistry
oh yes
throwing a woman into a group of men tends to bring everyone together
Hey achilles ur gonna hafta post some more of those uh. Female soccer athletes
>>66920087
Even if she broken for a game or two she wouldn't be durable enough to last. After a couple of games of getting knocked around people would start to worry for her life.
Sexist misogynistic pigs. Here is an actual match of women taking on men and giving them a good game.
https://youtu.be/lB6WW0Y11pk
It doesn't matter that they were boys not men and it doesn't matter that they lost 5-2 what matters is that they competed
As much as women are obviously weaker and slower than men, I really don't know how there hasn't been a major push by feminists for women to compete in the exact same events as men.
Eg. Best of 5 sets in tennis grand slams. 1500m swimming in the olympics etc. I would support that.
>>66920009
Those are some foineeee legs mami
>>66936851
A bad example is the Iditarod Sled Dog Race. Women have won, by virtue of being lighter, but it doesn't dissuade mindless praise
>>66920009
they already got the crying down; any day now.
>>66920166
>but we can
Tits or gtfo
The day liberals take over FIFA
>>66920166
Totally agree with you. The patriarchy has been keeping the lid on women's athletics for far too long! It's time for the girls to kick some major ass.
In the future every sport will be co-ed and will have to have a minimum number of women to play. It'll have all the talent of that co-ed softball or ultimate frisbee team you had in college
>>66922117
it is about money you dumb nigger. You think they're gonna be playing tennis all over the world without someone to sponsor them just for fun
Even if you took the most genetically gifted woman to ever live, raise her from birth with the best trainers and coaches and pumped her full of steroids, she probably would never even come close to competing with men
I would let Alex Morgan play with my balls if you know what I mean
>>66936558
You obviously need a drug intervention.
>>66937383
You lost me.. Care to explain yourself, sir?
>>66920166
(You).
>>66937355
She could probably compete in soccer. Only fags play that semen slurping "sport".
>>66937436
I'd dive into her grassy turf if you and he know what I'm talking about
>>66922117
>>66922196
>>66922249
>>66922326
>>66922389
>>66922604
>>66922838
No wonder why Harjentina is broke
>>66937493
I have no idea of what you're trying to convey. Could you dumb it down a shade?
>>66920051
With some exceptions (Gymnastics, some winter sports, and Men and Women are around equal skill for archery at the olympics) this is probably true.
>>66920009
God I want to fuck her so badly
>>66920166
>>66920166
>>66920009
I wish that ball was my face
>>66936558
I legitimately laughed hard several times in this video.
>>66920166
Australia is a funny place
>>66920166
>you will never be her flip flops
>>66920009
Maybe a mens highschool team. Maybe
>>66938863
>I wish that ball was my face
I wish that ball was my dick
>>66920166
(You)
>>66922176
Throw a bitch into a team of men and you have instantly divided that team of men into 3 different factions.
1. The guys going to try to fuck them.
2. The guys that resent them because they are weak, divisive, attention whores.
3. The white knight faggots that will try to protect them.
All 3 factions hate each other for being what they are. None of those factions would exist if the bitch wasn't forced into the team.
Women were meant for breeding and child care. That's why they have wombs, and tits to feed newborns.
>>66943705
>autism
>>66920166
>>66943705
you speak like you've never spoken to a woman enough to call her a friend or acquaintance
>>66943705
spoken like a true lardlord shut-in that hasn't actually interacted with a female since gradeschool PE
>>66920166
>the reason is because mens sports are more funded
>>66943770
>>66943815
>>66943834
Thanks for proving my point white knight faggots.
>>66943899
>>66943919
>>66920166
nice bait doe
>>66920166
women are inferior in everything but childbirth and that's only because men can't biologically do it yet
http://www.thelocal.se/20130116/45646
>>66920166
i fucking love you australia
>>66922311
kek no
>fastball
>68.9 MPH
>>66945119
>what is an underhand delivery
>what is a fuckhuge ball
i see your proxy australia
>>66945119
>other anon makes the case a woman could make a baseball roster as a knuckleballer
>you bring up up softball pitchers throwing fastballs
