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Who is the most alpha football player and why is it Ronaldo?
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>>66891285
What is this?
>>66891285
LOL
>giving a handshake to a girl
That's beta as fuck.
>>66891285
Ronaldo is so fucking alpha to the point where he's become a self obsessed metrosexual fuck boy who would buttfuck his own reflection.
>Check put all the eye contact I'm making with this girl. Notice how it's way more eye contact than a gay guy would make. Man oh man I really hate those gays with all their gay sex and male bodies touching each other and running their hands all across each other's toned muscular torsos, so firm yet delicate at the same time, god I hate that shit
>>66891449
yea better instantly longue her anus am i right pablo?
>>66891285
Obviously the one getting princess carried by a Moroccan guy who travels Morocco between matches and takes a male cock inside his body after willingly opening his asscheeks
>>66891449
>that's haram as fuck
ftfy
>>66891285
I bet Ronaldo could singlehandedly subdue and rape the MSN in a locker room.
And he would still emerge Alpha as fuck.
>>66891285
>most alpha soccer player is a self-absorbed queer
Makes perfect sense
>>66891285
>Europeans consider this to be alpha
>>66891719
no, just two kisses on the cheeks, as every other iberian guy
>>66891756
>analsex in morocco
not smart
>>66891875
>kissing a girl's cheeks I smacked with my cockhead
didn't know you had such feelings for me, Alejandro.
>>66891719
>german going instantly for ass to mouth
typical
>>66892140
heh
>>66892140
t. former Lester player ;^)
>>66891719
Both Ronaldo and Antonella are from countries where you kiss people from the opposite sex
>>66891907
top fucking kek
>>66892254
portugal???
>>66892254
ronaldo lived in england for a bit, can't be showing anything emotional in public stiff upper lip and all that
>>66891285
It's Totti
It will always be Totti
No-one will ever surpass Totti.
>>66892381
>>66891285
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>66892381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Zsd38GssA
top kek
>>66891907
> grabbing the hand that wanks me every night
didn't know you had such feelings for me, Hans
>>66895350
Quite sure I never shook your hand.
>>66891449
I understand giving her a handshake in this situation, since it would be awkward to stretch over Messis crotch to give her a kiss on the cheek, but he gave her the full grip. You never give a woman the full grip
>>66899286
HANZ WITH THE BANTZ
>>66891449
Did you want him to start fucking her there and then while Messy and Norman started filming on their phones?
>>66892140
You're thinking of rimming, ass2mouth is when you fuck someone in the ass then they put their mouth on your cock
>>66891654
kek
>>66892472
Lmfao, De Rossi reaction after Totti kicks him
>>66891756
lel
>>66891285
How alpha are you?
Can't be arsed to copypasta the burglar story, google it
>>66891285
alpha was confirmed when messi's son started looking just like ronaldo
>>66892472
>3 on 1
>Kicking an opponent in the back of the knee when he's beaten you
that's just shit sportsmanship, fucking italians
>>66891573
just like Zyzz ;_;
tsuuuuuuuu
