Sunday snooker thread!
Today's matches:
10:00 BST
Ricky Walden (Eng) v Robbie Williams (Eng)
Shaun Murphy (Eng) 5-4 Anthony McGill (Sco)
14:30 BST
Stephen Maguire (Sco) 3-6 Alan McManus (Sco)
Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng) v David Gilbert (Eng)
19:00 BST
Mark Williams (Wal) v Graeme Dott (Sco)
Michael White (Wal) v Sam Baird (Eng)
>no /147/ in OP
Sorry anon but you fucked up
>>66890754
explain??
>>66890822
You label snooker threads /147/. It's just what you do.
ronniewinslol
>>66890845
ahh ok, there wasn't made yet so i thought why not, newfag mistake...
>tfw you wake up just in time for snooker
>>66890868
Newlamer
McGill is surely the new Ebdon. Takes fucking ages to do anything
>6 reds
>6 blacks
>>66890894
Davis approves
WEW DAT SAFETY
Which match are you guys watching? Stream for Murphy/McGill a shit for me.
>>66891211
Shorn Moiphy v Stuart McGill, can't be arsed to get up and change the channel.
They're replaying the last frame of Bing/Farter. Poor Bing ;_;
>>66891538
That last frame was just full choke.
>murphy being btfo by Paul Scholes
>>66891211
Use that expat Iplayer thing?
David Cameron's fat half-brother on suicide watch
McGill 9-7 up. Hope he wins this
Comeback on
>Sunday snooker thread!
Wait....MORPHY IS OUT?
>the city of last year's finalists
>getting btfo by a pop singer
>walden
Fresh meme for /147/
>>66894273
>Bing
OC donut steal
>a former Potato Farmer
He's a mug Ronnie
GET RONNIE HYPED
RIP Steve "interesting" Davis
>>66895235
Lol Ronnie rocking up in jeans like he just happened to be there walking past
>>66895295
He worships at the church of WUB now.
;_; don't cry steve
TYBSteve
>>66895235
>fucking jeans
He's the goat, I respect that, but he looks autistic in that line up
Holy shit Davis retiring choked me up
emotional scenes
>>66895235
No Ding?
Is snooker really a sport?
why havn't they got rid of the other table?
wtf is going on
>>66895415
Only one token Asian allowed
>>66891850
Don't I need a VPN for that?
you'd be pissed if you were on the opposite side from ronnie
GUON RONNIE
>>66895235
They look like a car dealership is doing a team-building exercise.
>>66895784
Allen: New apprentice
Macquire: Started the business
Ronnie: Troubled employee, constantly under capability procedures
Hawkins: The reliable one
Williams: The jaded one
Walden: Does the finances for Stephen Macquire
Selby: Interesting in buying the business with his partner Murphy
Murphy: See Selby
Fu: Chinese investor
GUAN RONN/a/Y
Is he finished?
>>66895784
>>66896156
Gould: Corporate accountant who has had multiple sexual harassment claims filed against him by the receptionists
>no 147 in the topic
I am appalled.
time to get comfy again after leicester memes exploding everywhere
>>66897998
Was about to say , match threads are pure cancer nowadays.
>>66896156
The Office /147/ edition:
Higgins: The boss
Allen: Second in command, can't really
do anything right but he's still better than the rest
Perry: The guy that has never laughed once in his life
Gould: The disillusioned one
Maguire: The guy that never does anything and nobody knows why he's still employed
O'Sullivan: The 32 year old intern that never held a job for longer than a few weeks before
Hawkins: The guy that's always dressed way too good for the occasion and spends the days gossiping with secretaries
Williams: The cynic of the office, currently grabbing Binghams ass
Bingham: The one getting bullied all the time
Walden & Selby: The gay couple of the office
White: The one that can't take anything seriously and loses his job in the second season
Murphy: Secretly in love with Selby
Fu: The guy that's only there for the money and just does the minimum of work to get by
>muh vegan diet
>Finish watching the footie
>Murphy out
Excellent, this calls for a brew
>>66898239
>match threads are pure cancer nowadays.
>nowadays
They always were, especially the bigger ones.
>>66898597
This. Been a long time since I posted in a big one. Smaller ones are okay sometimes.
>>66898383
Hawkins: The guy that's always dressed way too good for the occasion and spends the days gossiping with secretaries
Perfect
Though I'd say Allen is the bullied one, Bing the clumsy one, and Murphy the Gareth Keenan one
Chalkless cue-tips when?
JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT THE STATE OF THE TABLE
TON UP
Old Gil still nipping at 'our boy' ronnies heals
dat 4 cushion escape
Wonder how good Ronnie O would be if he wasnt so lucky all the time
>BBC's Android media player doesn't have chromecast support
>too lazy to boot up the laptop
I didn't want to watch snooker anyway. At least Eurosport will start broadcasting in an hour.
>>66900287
Could be all over in hour.
>>66900287
I'm posting from a tablet because I have a desktop computer which is in a different room from the TV. Streaming is worse than watching it on TV anyway.
>>66900317
>implying I'm a ronniefag
>>66900463
You should try it
Its alot more fun
>>66900457
Streaming is the future. And it would be the only way for me to watch right now since I don't get BBC and Eurosport hasn't started broadcasting yet.
So I'm watching Dota instead because it allows me to be comfy and stream from my phone and chromecast to the TV.
How fat will Maguire get before he dies?
>>66900644
I'm more concerned about Higgins. There's no excuse for being a fat snooker player anymore.
>>66900809
I've not seen Higgins recently, has be ballooned up? Previously he was just old and Scottish so it's to be expected. Maguire was a lot slimmer and he's just getting worse and worse.
>someone called McAnus is though
finish play already
state of this hobby
Time for evening sesh
Get comfy
>>66902798
>beer
>funky tunes
>Snooker
Aww yisss
Is there anything more comfy than snooker
>>66902931
When it's snowing outside, your gf sleeping in your lap while you're having a cup of your favorite warm brew and you listen to smooth jazz on your phone and watch the snookers.
>>66903019
>your gf
>>66903019
>you will never watch the snooker and end up ravaging your gf next the fire place as Virgos commentary goes on in the background
That was a real Judd Trump special
>>66903125
>not convincing the girl of your dreams to be with you with your queuing skills
>>66903385
Them freckles :3
What's the 4th best competition to win?
>>66903385
pls I'm trying to be comfy here
>>66903506
international open
>>66903169
>you will never watch the snooker and end up ravaged by your gf next to the fire place as Virgos commentary goes on in the background
I don't want to feel this feel.
>>66903506
Honest to god, the Shootout.
>all these different football shirts in the crowd
I hope this isn't becoming a thing now
DAT
FLUKE
>>66903898
It's been a thing for a long time
>>66903385
>queuing
>>66904273
Don't you like to stand just right behind a beautiful lady?
I wonder how many of the blokes who turn up in Football shirts do it to carry on the meme, and how many just don't have anything better to wear on national TV.
>>66906176
I'd hope the former. I expect the latter.
>>66906176
aren't you britbongs like crazy about football and you live for your local football club even if they play in the 5th division?
Also are /147/ threads always so slow?
>>66907383
Early rounds usually are. Will pick up during semis and finals.
>tfw will miss the last few days
>>66907383
It's only the first round there aren't any big names playing right now. The threads get much more active when we get to the later stages.
>>66907383
OP fucked up, we're probably missing a few people. World champs are usually a bit faster.
>>66907093
Hey now Cambridge United are a solid team. We even drew against man utd mate
>>66907383
People are trying desperately not to say so, but yes.
In fact yesterday and today have been really good. Normally it's like a couple of Brits and the Austriabro commentating to ourselves unless Rpnnie is playing
>>66906176
>I wonder how many of the blokes who turn up in Football shirts do it to carry on the meme
Is this a legit meme? What's it about? I'm not savvy with Snoozer culture soz
>>66907383
Yeah , in the early rounds
Last night was fun/fast though because the game was so close
Someone post the 'finish him off ronnie' vid
cant find it anywhere
Well, that's it for today, good night lads, see you tomorrow!
>>66908372
Watch any snooker match and they'll be a bloke in the front row wearing a Football League shirt
>>66908598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO0F19joxVc
Somewhere 1:27:25
>>66909477
>"with the cap on"
