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ORL - NE (3:30 ET - ESPN)
DAL - SKC (7 ET - FS1)
News
Sacramento will "probably" be in MLS at some point
Jermaine Jones (COL) will likely play Saturday
Nigel De Jong (LA) suspended 3 games
Atlanta Utd hires youth academy director
Standings
Dallas leading the Supporters' Shield and Western Conf rankings with 14 points from 7 games
Montreal leading Eastern Conf
who /neonazi/ here
>it's a Garber gives an expansion team to a billionaire in a city with no fans instead of promoting a lower league team with grassroots support episode
Don't disgrace Melee with your shitty meme minor league. Thanks.
t. The rest of /sp/
UNION COMEBACK?
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Anyone know what Philly did to get a guy sent off? Missed it earlier.
And thats gonna be the only goal Morris will score this season.
>>66884901
Alberg had two bad fouls
Scissored a guy's leg for the second one
Did you guys know that MLS is fucking garbage?
>>66884883
>Do not disgrace m'video game, good sir!
*tips fedora*
Back to /v/eddit with you, fucking scrub.
>>66884901
Awkward as fuck tackle, second yellow
>getting scored on by a diabetic
>He rates MLS
I know we all hate turf. But this new Seattle turf is way fucking better than the old turf they had
Is MLS elite?
>>66884949
Thats not saying much though
>>66884916
2bh Melee, despite not being a sport, is more fun to watch than muh little soccer could ever hope to be.
The mlels is a disgrace to American sports and only exists because the US wanted to host a world cup for some reason.
Melee is a shit game.
>>66884941
>shit posting in the wee hours.
>>66884966
>>66884979
Babby is so cute.
>>66884915
CHI
Did anyone cap that dislocated finger?`
>>66884979
>>66884966
>>66884916
>>66884915
>>66884883
Everytime I use this for the OP pic autistic faggots come in here and talk about vidro games lel
GOAL
>>66885020
Is this some kind of ironic bait?
>All 3 teams with New York in their names lost
Too bad the Galaxy won
Would have been the greatest week
>>66885071
>Flyovers
Not even once.
>Philly
Reminder that the channel that uploaded FIGHT And win was recentley active so i suggest we spam WHERE IS ROBBY OR SHIT LIKE THAT.
Philly diving for it.
that was a bullshit yellow on valdez
>>66885160
Cry more nigger
My prediction of adi for mattocks has come true.
>>66885177
It was a terrible call. He played and won the ball clean.
>>66885177
assmad union fan detected
keep bitchin about alberg's well-deserved red
>>66885203
>Shittale Flounders not welcomed.
Thank You.
ADI!!
This is the year for RSL. Seriously, name me one reason they won't win the MLS Cup. Football's coming home lads.
>>66885283
>The Crapids ask them politely to lose the WCF
>They oblige
>>66885283
>kings hat
>RSL Jersey
wew lad
Proof MLS DOES NOT WANT US TO WIN, get fucked lads, this is >OUR year
>>66885321
Don't worry lad its just a rebuilding year.
They'll just get stronger.
>>66885321
>Literally letting King meme score on you
You deserve the incoming collapse that costs the team the playoffs and the locker room
>>66885343
>it's another "rebuilding" year for Philly
>>66885427
But it actually is this time.
Caleb Porter,you're such a piece of shit.
>>66884849
>Tampa Bay Mutiny
Anyone else notice that team in the nation's capital looks like D-Cunted?
>>66885128
back to r*ddit maplefag
>>66885321
LEL get fucked
>tfw 4th overall in fantasy this round
Feels good nigga. Should've captained Ivanschitz, then I'd be 1st.
>JackMac
BAHAHHAHA
GET FUCKED QUAKESFAGS
>Jews
>>66885576
>no pity
PTFC goalkeepers are kill.
>>66885618
not even on our own players
>8 minutes of stoppage
>memeolowski
>>66885652
>Ow! Borchers beard bit me!
PENULTY
>8 minutes
RIP clean sheet bonus
>>66885307
Of you had told me at the end of last season both the crapids and rsl are gonna be at the top of the WC i would have laffed
>>66885730
Maybe if your players didn't fucking die
>dat cheeky center roller
>tfw more fantasy points
>borchers
Dittin Du Nuffin!
>>66885770
>>66885770
We all know the penal was for Wondo to statpad up to Don Ovan.
They're not even making it obvious anymore
FIGHT
>first penalty in 7 games
>oh the league is rigging it for him
>>66885787
Landy Cakes still has the USMNT goal record though.
>shooting it way after the fucking whistle into someones head
Enforcers in MLS when?
what the fuck?
This is a mess
>just lost clean sheet bonus
>valeri sent off
just fuck my fantasy team up
>>66885806
>Muh Wondo Numbers
>Literally all that's been talked about is number 115
>Soft penalty
>Timbers in charge of not imploding
>We've surpassed Bush League into XFL tier bullshit
Kill me while I still have some shred of self-respect
BTFO
How many cars do the ultras destroy tonight?
>>66885854
>the city of tolerance.
get fucked twice, Qucks
>>66885854
>(You) in charge of getting BTFO
>Scum Hosey Quacks
You had one fucking job quakes
>Valeri gets sent off
>Adi scores at the death
>The City of My Fantasy team
>Tumblrs smoke bombs
Literaly doing it wrong.
>>66885946
Never seen a timbers game?
>>66885962
>Shittle 2.0
Yeah,No.
>this shitshow got me at least 105% mad
>tfw at least Sharks are up 2-0
>>66885946
>we don't find allowing dirty fans into our stadium funny, but have at it
>Portlel fans
>>66885991
>no pity
At least you guys pose well.
Anyone have a webm of Valeri hitting the Scum Jose guy in the head?
>having more than 1 Timber on your fantasy team
>>66885466
>Rapids are 4-2-1 and third overall
What a time to be alive.
>Portlel out scumbag the quakes.
Another in bizzaro land?
>>66885982
>furpuck
>>66886029
>>66886493
NO SCOPED
>>66886493
>making DeJong look good.
>>66886493
What did the ref make of this?
>>66886564
given a second yellow and sent off
might not have been specifically for this - match report says it was for "argument"
>>66886564
>Counting on Mls refs.
I would judge that by all the tumblr tears.
>>66886585
It was for getting into a scuffle with Bingham.
>>66885018
doesn't actually look that bad desu
>>66886666
I didn't see it. Doesn't even look dislocated desu, I have a finger bent to shit from when I used to play football
>>66886493
BAN THIS SICK FILTH
IF YOU'RE HAVING GIRL PROBLEMS
I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON
>>66886834
Does memeis not know he has a left foot?
>>66886834
But one mlsc up you ain't wo.
>>66886876
fucking savage
;_;
This is a third-league game.
>>66886834
You got 99 Opens, but MLS not one
>no soonposters yet ITT
based
>>66886976
>third
Only a matter of time until 2nd
>>66886976
Impressive.
>>66886976
Drunk students from flyovers don't count.
>>66886976
If they keep that up they could probably pull a Sacramento and get an expansion spot.
Would be nice to see more teams come up from lower leagues.
>>66886976
>Nashills on suicide watch.
>>66886976
I'm really digging everything about FC Cincy. Do they play Los Dos this year?
>>66884876
I could do without a few of the inferior races
>>66887188
>Game for 'Futbol Club' Cincinnati draws more fans than the NASL Championshit
FC Cincinnati outsold Columbus Crew by almost 4,000 tickets.
A USL team playing its second home game EVER outsold a freaking MLS team by almost 4,000 tickets.
Think about it.
>>66887250
Columbus and Chicago are embarassing to this league. Both stuck in MLS 1.0
>>66887250
It's pretty great but not as good as this imo
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2015/08/10/us-amateur-record-crowd-18227-sees-npsl-club-chattanooga-fc-fall-overtime
>>66887250
>A USL team playing its second home game EVER outsold a freaking MLS team by almost 4,000 tickets.
>Think about it.
So all we have to do to save US Soccer is constantly shut down teams after their first year. Building a sports league like little pop up shops that appeal to hipsters, and designed to cash in on limited availability.
>her everyone better go rush out to see Real Boise before its gone in a few months
>>66887356
>chattanooga fc
>not the chattanooga choo choos
>>66887214
Nope, they're in the Eastern Conference.
>>66887893
The east doesnt play the west at all?
>>66887923
Calm down Garber.
>>66887923
Its how USL cuts costs.
Would you describe NYCFC as being mentally weak
>Soon: late night vibes edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAV8WBYsEqo
Will USL ever stop expanding?
>>66888225
They can keep subdividing into divisions, much like the lower tiers of the English pyramid which have several regional leagues.
The divisions already don't play each other so it wouldn't be much of a change.
>>66888448
>yfw los tres wins USL 3 division title
>>66888141
>Jude
>>66888448
Do they not have a national cup (for that level in the pyramid) where they pit the winners of each conference against each other or something like that?
>>66888225
NEVAHHHH
>>66890306
Why are they building a giant metal nose anon
>>66891016
Hmm...Yes. I wonder why.
>>66886976
>>66887250
>Second ever game.
1. I'm not sure if that's supposed to be impressive or not. Most of it is still novelty at this point.
2. They were giving away tickets for $1. I don't think you could do that in MLS.
3. If Cincinnati were to have a rival city in anything, it would be Louisville.
Getting that many people into the stadium is impressive, but I don't know if that is sustainable at all.
bumping to survive the
>leicester
wave.
>soon
>>66890306
Yeah but its a typical playoff format.
Also there is the Open Cup
>J-Mo scores the go-ahead goal to give the Sounders a win
>Union bandwagoners BTFO
>ABSs BTFO
>ABmemeiss BTFO
>/mls/ BTFO
>Soon
>>66885826
>who is Ozzie Alonso
>Pulisic
The true hero USA needs, step aside Morris time for fresh hotness to take the spilight with your dated memes.
>>66887356
>tfw almost that time of the year when the NPSL gets to save US soccer again
Nawlins saints fan here, I know Houston is close, but can I be a montreal fan because of fleur de lis?
>>66903286
Sure, commie.
>Boston built
>No where near Boston
>>66903286
A better question is, why the fuck doesn't NAwlins have a club?
>>66900621
>Literally what the fuck is this
>Do image search
>Mercedes-Benz Stadium
Nigga that's the name of the stadium in N'Awlins, we can't be havin' that shit.
I'M JUST A POOR BOY
FROM A POOR FAMILY
>>66904406
But he used to be a part of the rich AEG and is now seemingly part of a poor family with cross dresser, transgender Oscar De La Hoya
>>66903982
>#NERevs bench at Orlando City: Knighton (GK), Sambinha, Herivaux, Kobayashi, Smith, Davies, Femi #ORLvNE
>>66903982
>Julio Baptista
JUST
>>66904324
That's the Mercedes-Benz Superdome, which will apparently revert to the Louisiana Superdome once >soon happens.
Same way we can have Toyota Field and Toyota Stadium.
>>66904058
>Bombston
>implying MLS even has a Bosten team
>>66904247
Because Dana Stumpf isn't super-rich, Al Copeland is dead, and Tom Benson doesn't give a shit about soccer.
Have there been any aging yuros in MLS who actually try and don't treat the whole thing like a big joke?
>David Villa
>Kaka
>Robbie Keane (kind of)
anyone else?
>>66905470
>all that butthurt about Cole coming to MLS
>haven't heard a word them since Cole become one of the best fullbacks in MLS this season
>>66905470
There's probably less that treated MLS like a lesser league than more.
>Marquez
>Cahill
>drogba?(not really)
Thats all I can really think of?
Most Euros come here and become the best in the league
>>66905544
All the butthurt shifted to De Jong
Orlando has a great atmosphere. They've been a great addition to MLS.Hopefully they can become a top tier team, and actually start winning.
>>66905470
>keane
>kind of
fuck right off kid
>Columbus, Portland and Seattle shitting the bed
>The Crapids doing well
wtf is MLELS
>>66905719
>average home attendance: 32k
>new stadium capacity: 25k
why would they do this?
>>66906030
the mid is selling
>>66905932
>robbie keane browses /sp/
>he watches a retirement league, and actually takes it seriously
>lel england
>penalty conceded in 14 seconds
wew
>>66906460
>Disney up one already.
>When Orlando wins the MLS Cup this year
>>66906687
I fucking love trailer park boys
i didn't realize people actually lived in orlando
Everyone gone on a sunday?
>>66907955
Probably, also it is NE vs Orlando, so no one cares.
>Orlando
Some brilliant static defending there
>>66907054
Spoke too soon.
>Soon
>>66905208
>Mercedes-Benz Superdome goes back to being just the Louisiana Superdome
First of all, what about the fucking money N'Awlins gets for that, they need that money (unless it just goes to the pockets of the fat-cat owner, in which case, nvm).
Second of all, both the Dallas Mavericks AND the Miami Heat play at American Airlines Arena, so what the fuck is life.
>>66905273
>implying there aren't other rich people on Lousy-anna.
GOT-DAMMIT, WHO PUT TOM BENSON IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING
This feels like an Orlando chokefest at home waiting to happen
Publix
>>66909680
>First of all, what about the fucking money N'Awlins gets for that, they need that money
Saints will leave town just as they planned to before Katrina.
>>66909717
There's also that dude who owns the Zephyrs, but he's probably done with soccer after he bought the Riverboat Gamblers and shut them down.
Just as well, Zephyr Field is an awful place for soccer, and there's already a soccer-specific stadium in City Park.
>davies
>antifa flags in the supporters section
>Magic Kingdom
>divevies
>new englel
MOLINO IS OUR KING!
that's a blatant handball
fucking refball
I don't know what the fuck is going
>MLELS
Jesus. Fucking Salazar.
>this game
Meme my shit up.
Make-up call. kek
>>66909816
>implying I'm not a wizard
really it should be 1-1 so I guess it doesn't matter
+8 on a +3 why dontcha?
>cucklando "fans"
Absolute fucking shitshow. Riots in New England and Orlando.
What happened, I was watching Miami-Charlotte
>the ending to this Orlando-NE game
So much butthurt everywhere
>>66910104
>spending money on something to shut it down
Where's the profit in this
>>66910061
>Saints leaving NO
The locals would set him on fire.
>>66907332
the airport and hotels don't run themselves, anon.
>mfw this game
>PRO refs
Hahaha, what a clusterfuck.
>>66910965
Refs in a Revs game happened.
Why is Toledo still in the league? Every game with him is a refball shitshow.
So how will the Refolution bounce back from this week?
>>66911026
Toledo=Ratings
Anyone feel bad for refs who end up with games like this?
>>66911165
Never sympathize with the refs.
>>66911137
Who the fuck tunes in to watch the refereeing?
>>66911222
Me desu
Baldy, Geiger and Salazar almost guarantee one team is gonna play with 10
>>66911189
But anon, they're humans.
>>66911290
If they didn't want the pain, they'd have picked a different profession.
No handball call on orlandos second goal,hand ball PK giving to NE in stoppage. Everyone leaves with one point.
>>66911290
>implying refs are human
Not on my watch.
It sucks that the conversation will no longer be how shitty Noperino was doing.
>>66911418
>Other Pirlo
>Doing shitty in MLS
It's a given tbqh
>tfw this is just a garbage season as we wait for the new 2017 expansion teams to arrive
>>66911837
Stick to soon posting, its easier for us to filter you.
Will the Mexican keeper recover?
>>66912072
He is out of town with the Mexico U-23 squad.
>>66912099
says hes on the bench
>>66912072
Seitz is better tbqh
>>66912135
Probably a mistake. I bet Herman will be on the bench.
>>66912097
How many bing bogs left?
>I have to work trough the night because I've been a lazy cunt, I'll use headphones and listen to American commentators saying things like "a swing and a miss".
saw this on Twitter, lol'd
>Called the fuck out
>Delete tweet
>The Furries of Orlando
>LGTSS
>Leastern Conference
>>66912293
Bullshit.
No one can be this self unaware
>>66912304
>NYC
>>66912293
Good job anon.
>>66912293
>you retweeted it
>>66912426
Was someone else's screenshot
>>66912245
5 bings
Does FC Dallas have fans?
>>66912596
They're out of town watching the Mexico u-23s
>>66912596
No.
Who's a /sporting/ here?
>>66912703
Here. In bad mood because royals
>>66912596
The weather forcast had the game being washed out and strong storms. Now it is clear for the moment.
>>66912568
tx m8
>>66912783
No problem Coelho. You're supposed to be starting today so I figured it was important for you to know
>>66912752
>afraid of rain
>>66912809
>Coelho
He started strong but I guess he's letting it slip, sadly.
I like how you ABSs stopped talking shit when Morris scored his first goal. We're going to win the cup with Morris leading us and there's nothing you homophobic losers can do anything about it.
goddamn it chivas
