STARTING PITCHERS
Johnny Cueto (2-0, 4.50 ERA) vs. Scott Kazmir (1-0, 5.40 ERA)
GIANTS LINEUP
1. Span, CF
2. Panik, 2B
3. Posey, C
4. Pence, RF
5. Belt, 1B
6. Duffy, 3B
7. Crawford, SS
8. Cueto, P
9. Pagan, LF
DODGERS LINEUP
1. Utley, 2B
2. Seager, SS
3. Turner, 3B
4. Gonzalez, 1B
5. Grandel, C
6. Hernandez, LF
7. Pederson, CF
8. Thompson, RF
9. Kazmir, P
JINTS GONNA WIN
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the World Series for Giants fans
Kike gets gassed tonight
You guys are pretenders holy shit it's sad.
Cueto is HORRIBLE on the road, Kaz is just gonna do his shit like nothing even matters. With or without Puig in the lineup, we'll hit Cueto hard.
The Doyers will sweep you faggots, good luck trying to prove me otherwise.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOCHY!!
>>66880233
>using neutral images for a Dodgers-Jints thread
Is this even a rivalry anymore?
>>66881014
>lead off single
Kazmir BTFO
Good game Doyers
>>66881014
lol
>>66881014
DG BTFO ALREADY NOT EVEN CLOSE
Time to PANIK Dodgers
>>66881014
you bang ese?
Le wild pitch man
Kazmir ur garbage m8
>doyers pitching
Someone post the Bryan Stow comic
1-0 already? wtf m8
kazmir lowkey trying to imitate kershaqs delivery
>>66881280
>>66881368
godamn. shit makes me kek everytime
That was a pretty nasty strikeout pitch 2bh
LOL your shit team couldn't sign Greinke.
GOT HEEM
nervous lads. will Cueto have another 5 run 1st inning?
>>66881579
Yes, he's notoriously horrendous on the road. It won't be long until Gonzo fucking makes him his bitch again.
I can't believe some of your fans believe he's actually good. You overpaid that guy. He'd be better off half of what you paid him in all seriousness. Kazmir's the better pitcher anyways. More consistent than that 2 Wild Pitches per game guy
>Almost kills Cueto
>Out at first anyway
Top kek
>>66881579
And for a team built around "meme magic," you guys certainly picked the wrong guy to help you with that along with Samardzjia (also horrendous on the road based off stats).
Occasional reminder that the only team in the NL West (and only team in California) not good enough to win a pennant in 27 years is the Los Angeles Dodgers.
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2
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this nigga has like 4 different deliveries
Any Doyer fags here old enough to remember the team doing anything more than getting beat in the playoffs? Just curious.
Raiders > Niners
Lakers >>>>>>>>>>> Warriors (nice ankles, Shit Curry)
Dodgers >>>> Giants
Kings >>>>>>>>>>> Sharks
Lakers: 16
Bay Area: 16
Discuss
>>66882006
Yo I agree but Rams > 49ers, the Raiders were cool until we got the Rams back, but they staying in Oakland, still better than the 40Whiners and any other shit Nortenos support.
I'm buying a Cueto shirsey next time I'm at the park desu.
Do you know why fans of other baseball teams don't bring up other sports when trying to defend their baseball teams?
Because their baseball teams aren't awful.
>>66882125
>Rams
>LA team
They're an Anaheim team. Let them get the Cucks and Anglel fans
>>66881647
kazmir's the one who threw two wild pitches desu
>>66882153
>first place
yeah ok.
>>66882168
They're back in LA, homie. And they're gonna kick the shit out of you 40whiners faggots. Our defense will fucking make that homo Kaepernick run for his life and the rivalry's back for good so Shitattle and Arizonass can get the fuck out of the real West rivalry
first time watching baseball lads
is it normally this boring
Seriously though, what's up with this tactic and how do you not feel like a faggot for employing it?
It's like, "Eww man, these cookies are gross, you seriously need to re-evaluate whether or not you want to be a baker."
And the Doyer fag response would be like, "yeah, well at least my city is relevant and the Lakers were good within the last decade."
And then they smack the burnt cookies out of your hand and say they never liked baking anyway.
>>66882246
Kaepernick's not their starting quarterback retard
>>66882374
yes if you don't know what the fuck is going on.
>>66882404
Pretty much
>I'm from L.A. I'm super cool no matter what!!
>>66882404
>analyzing shitposting tactics
are you autistic?
>>66882503
>Analyzing analytics of shit posting
How deep does the autism actually go?
>Be Sanfrancisco
>Ban flyovers because it triggers leftards
>Hate freedom
Why
>>66882543
>posting on 4chan
Autist sighted.
Go Sharks
Craw with the Mays catch.
sup
>>66880289
Daily reminder no matter who doyers beat they can't feel the feel of a championship cuz its been to long
scully pronounces cueto cWET-o instead of kway-to
>walk
>bunt
>rbi base hit
the doyers always fall for it
>>66882969
I think that's the correct way to pronounce it maplebro.
>>66883078
I wouldn't know
so far though I've only ever heard it pronounced kway-to.
>doyers
CRAW'D
>>66882969
>kway
is wrong. spanish vowels make a hard sound. vin is right
>>66883009
im a wizard
>Kassmir
I seem to remember someone posting that Kazmir was better than Cueto? Hmm. Seems to be getting BTFO'd just now.
>>66883180
Nice strike out.
Idiot
Has anyone ever swing during an intentional walk?
>>66883261
I think Cabrera did it twice
>>66883261
miggy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6YzVvtxoaY
>>66883261
https://youtu.be/a6YzVvtxoaY
Has anyone been hit by a pitch during an IBB?
dubs for dodger homerun
I'm a little behind in the recording, but this is why you don't hit your pitcher 8th. Cueto ruined that rally
was bum as bad as the box score looked last night? couldn't watch the game.
>>66883398
errors and poor defense really hurt
he still couldn't lay off the "I had the flu" excuse though
>>66883398
Box scores don't lie
>getting no hit the day after jackie robinson day
doyers pls
>>66883398
it was only one inning that was really bad, but he was a little off pretty much all night
>>66882246
>some faggot from the OC is telling me the rams is "My hometown" team despite not playing in LA since the 70s until now
Kazmir full blown meltdown incoming
oh look another walk
>>66883592
get this guy off the mound tbqh
>>66883609
Leave em easy won for the giants
Wild pitch incoming?
He really BELTed that to left
Well time to watch the Kings rape the Shorks
the way this lineup strings it all together when they're on is so much fun
>>66883682
>implying
>icing the pitcher
Real classy doyers
>roberts yanks good pitchers who give good outings, leaves in bad pitchers in bad outings
doyer bros, how many more years are we going to put up with this
maybe this reliever can liberate the dodgers from this jam
holy shit did anyone see that massive snot rocket from duffy
Kek
Fat boy tried for the ol' bunt single
who /notgettingperfecto'd/ here?
Gosh darnit
HAHAHA NO NO-NO TODAY!
hope cueto doesnt get rattled by this
Reeee
NO NO GONE
FUCK YEAH DOYERS
Low key wanted a no-no bit I'll take a good Cueto outing either way.
love that cueto and shark can ramp it up to 95
and then strickland and osich in the pen, feels good finally having some live arms after lincecum, hudson, and zito
>>66884126
>Zito
Kek, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>66884187
it's only been a couple years
>no more crazy Vin Scully stories after this season
jdimsa
>>66884214
Nevermind, I thought you were trying to say Zito threw hard
Cueto gets fired up out there lol
It's refreshing to see
Throwing at his head
Classy Dodgers, real classy
You mean to tell me that the dodgers bullpen arm Yimi Garcia is a dirty playing spic?
Color me surprised.
red pill me on biagini gintsfags
why does he look like a deer in the headlights even on 0-2 counts with nobody on base
>>66884739
literal no one
>>66884769
>Cueto imploding
Reee
>>66884843
ETUBOTSU
bochy trusting his starter hmmm
last time cory came out in this situation he got an easy dp, dunno why you wouldn't use him here
wew got eem
Good shit Cueto
based brandons
wew
sit cueto down boch wtreeeeeeeeeeee
is this some kind of sick mind game or is bochy crazy
>>66885031
Yeeah...not so sure why he's gonna hit...
oh okay
now pinch run for him pls
>>66885031
>>66885054
>>66885049
what now idiot
Fuck, Cueto can do it all.
Damn, Cueto can move a bit
>>66885068
That would be stupid...they let him hit to get another inning out of him. They're up by 3 runs, why would they pinch run?
Canada, stop trying to baseball pls
okay scully, I'll give you cwet-o but no way is span pronounced spawn
>>66885100
do you have maple syrup in your ears?
>>66885143
he said spawn earlier but now he went back to span
>>66885100
Scully the type of nigga to remember what Jackie Robinson had for breakfast in 1947 but can't read names
Got heeeeeeeeeeeem
You're a good man, cueto
lol Cueto is better than Bumgarner now
>>66885262
They've both been aces and still are
loving every laugh too be honest
ffs
>Lopez
Lopez has yet to get a left hander out this season yet I'm pretty sure, idk why Boch didn't lay off for a while
>reeee
Lopez has been shaky this year hasn't he
>>66885453
he wasn't great last year either
>>66885443
Why the fuck did he leave Cueto in to hit just to let him get only one out the next inning?
Whewww
Thought that was gone for sure
if I could shave one beard in the mlb it would be justin turner
fucking ginger bastard
>>66885477
the way i figure it, cueto is going to have to swing the bat some this year, you might as well get him practice
bochy figured that they didn't need a pinch hitter because they had a decent lead i think
>>66885513
Same senpai.
>MFW i missed the mini rally
GO DOYS
>>66885666
trips confirm all doyersfags are casuals
I think bochy does the pitcher batting eighth thing because he doesn't know where to put pagan otherwise
>>66885666
>Satan is a doyboy
Figures.
>>66885709
I think it's because Bochy wants to trigger me personally
I'm just glad I don't live in Los Angeles. Fucking Mexican assed city. You guys are like 10% white it's pathetic. Spanish is the official language in fucking LA. The quality of life in LA is terrible because it's so fucking brown. It might as well be a colony of Mexico
>in b4 gays
LA has WeHo, which is even gayer than the Castro District
>>66885682
had to give a drunk friend a ride home desu fampai
>casilla
>>66885802
>not letting him drive on his own
You scum
Shiet.
Can't take this
bring in cory gearrin u stupid fucks
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
gg
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>Poo-Egg
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fuck that was stressful.
>WE LOVE IT
fucking turner and puig and their homerun poses on flyballs
ugh too close
a breeze would've made that a walk off
first Dodger loss for Kazmir, and it's at the hands of the Giants
better get used to it, better yet learn to "love it"
GET FUCKED DOYERS.
KAZMIR FAILS AGAIN
