>Chelsea
Courtois; Azpilicueta, Cahill, Ivanovic (c), Baba Rahman; Mikel, Fabregas; Willian, Loftus-Cheek, Pedro; Diego Costa
Begovic, Miazga, Matic, Kenedy, Traore, Pato, Falcao
>City
Hart, Kolarov, Mangala, Otamendi, Zabaleta, Toure, Fernandinho, Nasri, de Bruyne, Navas, Aguero
Starts in 1 bong.
Caballero, Sagna, Demichelis, Fernando, Delph, Bony, Kelechi
>wasting precious subs on demi and bony instead of the youngsters
> Kolarov
not loving that to be honest
>>66864017
me neither but we can't keep playing clichy every game unfortunately
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>66864058
wat
>>66863901
I think if you got a trip and stopped actually supporting City, and began to be a bland and boring like moyes trip people would stop hating you
>>66864150
i want to keep triggering this shitty board tho
>>66863910
>>66863941
no one cares
>>66864261
but you just did
hiddink about to be btfo
hiddink about to be btfo
hoping lelsea have forgotten how to park the bus
also does anyone have a good picture of a lump of dirt? i want to have that ready when Pellegrini puts Bony on in front of based Kelechi
hoping lelsea have forgotten how to park the bus
also does anyone have a good picture of a lump of dirt? i want to have that ready when Pellegrini puts Bony on in front of based Kelechi
>>66864535
surely pelle won't try that shit
who am i kidding
>>66864535
surely pelle won't try that shit
who am i kidding
CRISS CROSS
hoping lelsea have forgotten how to park the bus
also does anyone have a good picture of a lump of dirt? i want to have that ready when Pellegrini puts Bony on in front of based Kelechi
Hopefully Traore will play and score another cheeky 5th goal.
>Oil money vs Oil money
wew, do the plastic bandwagoners feel emotions for these great match days?
How hard will he go in?
How hard will he go in?
Who /phonecall/ here?
why is richard dunne not in the line up
>united
>at home
>to aston villa
>only score 1 (one) goal
embarrassing
>>66864717
A boy falls in love with a team.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the teamās phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls them for a long period of time and is overjoyed to find out that Chelsea are winning 3-0.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous dayās results to the team, they only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the team he called is not the same team he fell in love with. In fact, it doesnāt exist in this universe at all. It is the team's alternate universe counterpart, who can actually win the Champions League.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>66864611
Nigglet better be on the bench. It's time for Patonation.
>>66864760
Pretty lucky goal tbqwertyh
>>66864681
mods
again you go to far, Bong
>>66864760
>3 shots on target
>wasting time at the end of the match to try and secure the win
This is against villa, the team who have conceded 13 goals in the previous 5 games
You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could Chelsea possibly beat MC?
>>66864760
This. Holy shit United are bad.
I REMEMBER WHEN THIS USED TO BE A MEANINGFUL MATCHUP
>>66864581
Good gimmick
>>66864875
tfw the bastard tipped it
>>66864880
1 goal got us 3 points faggot
>>66864914
>us
>>66864914
>us
literally laughed out loud you clown
I'm just glad we have a replacement for the Flip now.
>>66863941
>youngsters
good implication
>>66864779
Finds a way.
>Loftus-Cheek vs De Bruyne
the great debate
tfw you dislike City but like the Dutch City Fan
>>66864954
Who /excited/ for Lestah tomorrow?
>>66864962
>>66864954
Why are weeaboos the worst posters?
Maybe it's because they relate to chinese little girl cartoons
>>66864991
they're not
>>66864988
Here.
>>66864991
See: >>66666666
>>66864988
Boring football
>>66865015
Freak
>>66864988
Im scared
Hammers are playing good football
report
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS142DD3uug
Goal scorers:
Pedro
De Bruyne
Costa
Costa
>your team
>would you sign hazard for 20m w/ 250k/week?
>>66864988
here lad
>>66865071
city
no
My girlfriend asked me to wake her up at 2:30 to watch this game with me
I love how cute it is that she wants to enjoy my interests and watch it with me but she will be tired as fuck tomorrow so I'm not going to wake her and she'll ask me why I didn't in the morning
what's my excuse lads
>>66865081
I forgot
>>66865071
I dont think we can afford him
my team plays 3rd division in finland
>>66865094
That's the worst idea ever, i could just leave this tab open on her laptop and let her see what I said and that would be better than forgetting about her
>>66865034
And they're also competing for a spot in Europe.
And they have Payet, who is currently scoring free kicks as if they're penalties.
There's a very likely chance that Lester could choke.
>>66865081
Cienci/a/no.
We'll spend too much money on Ronaldinho. Can't afford him.
Why do teams wear jackets walking onto the pitch? Retarded.
>>66865131
So cucks buy them
If we cant beat these southern shitters we're officially shit.
>>66865121
chat shit get banged
meme magic will prevail
>plastic derby
kdb revenge party wont be the same without mou desu
>>66865081
Have her son wake her up
>>66865107
tell her you got kidnapped
>>66865081
the truth
sleep is the best thing you can gift to someone, she'll love you for it
>kolarov
congradulations chelsea, game is already over
plastic man city not selling out their allocation again at the bridge
>>66865121
Spammers got beat off United
Lesta will get the 1-0
come the fuck on city
do these southern cunts
>Kolarov is bad meme
whenever he plays vs chelsea he has a great performance, it's zabaleta who shits the bed vs chelsea
>all those empty seats in the away end
top fucking kek. They can't even sell out a game in London on a weekend. What a shitty, small, irrelevant club, just like Cheshits lol
>>66865173
>Stepping foot in the caliphate of london
I dont blame them
>>66865189
Chelsea's away support is fantastic m8
>>66865173
awful club
My mate is in the UK at the moment and he got tickets to Man City vs PSG
I thought tickets like that would be impossible to get for someone who didn't go to games regularly
was city's fan base this small/apathetic about going to games before the money?
I seem to remember they had a decent reputation but I don't remember that well
>You are now aware that chelshit mongs genuinely believed that Hazard was the third best player in the world
>>66864793
Awful opinion senpai
>man city
>>66865203
no it isn't
>>66865189
we have bigger fish to fry m8, who gives a shit about a 10th placed shit team
>>66865233
lmao
That was a delicious ball to get De Bruyne in and Aguero thought he could just tap it in but Gary Cahill got a fantastic block on that, fantastic.
>>66865238
This desu. Chelsea away literally isnt worth the cost.
>>66865221
They also unironically believed that Costa was the best striker in the world for the 6 weeks of his peak.
>>66865233
They don't want to bother the police
Pato has a loose thread coming from his jacket
>>66865238
>we
>>66865221
Mou ruined him desu senpai
>fa cup allocation
>>66865221
He was second, only behind Messi.
dubs and pato scores the winner
>pep wants to go to a club with no fans and no history
Why lads?
>All the United fans laughing at the Man City away support at Chelsea
It's a lot shorter of a trip when you're already in London :^)
>>66865233
did you get that from twitter?
>>66865233
>>66865015
What was the >>66666666 get?
>>66865296
>pep is a plastic coach and goes wherever pays more
surprising
>>66865280
He had his best season under him though
>>66865296
Because he knows he's a fraud and is simply trying to get as much money as he can before he's exposed.
hipstermendi
>>66865305
>Implying sp isnt a weebaoo board with an anime reaction image.
If you haven't bet on BTTS I feel bad for you son
>chelshit
>Costa
>>66865296
>pep
>not going to a club with unlimited funds and a Ā£15m a year contract
I WONDER FUCKING WHY.
>fart
>>66865332
enjoy waiting for two goals
>le shoot straight at the keeper man
Weather the strom, lads. Chelsea are an average team and our quality should see us through this.
>>66865312
>chelsea fan from iran
most plastic poster on the internet
>>66865296
hes not going to chelsea tho?
>>66865233
>The city of city
Literally NO supporters
>>66865221
I remember that. What happened?
>>66865329
What was the get? I missed it. I want a screencap ;_;
>>66865233
More plastics that people in this picture, so I'd say it's business as usual.
>baba black shit
>>66865370
it was the peruvian scriptfag, so you really didn't miss anything
>>66865352
>that flag
needn't to say anymore
who else is leaving Chelsea this summer besides Courtois?
>check loftus-cheek's instagram
>it's all white british women putting hearts and "wet" emoticons
City looks like they're in for a good cucking this match.
>>66865382
Fucking lame. He must have got banned for it. Not that it matters, he avoids.
Still like to see it.
>>66865399
Hes quite ugly tbf ive seen better looking blacks than him.
>>66865370
>that absolute munter behind the linseman
both these clubs are plastic pieces of shit
>>66865384
Won't you be flogged if you're found watching this game?
Serious question.
>>66865384
Based Iran putting Amerishits in their place
>chelshit fans too plastic to see the flag up
>>66865360
Chelsea have more history than you tsuu
What is your favourite chelsea chant?
>>66865296
>P-Pep only does it for his love of big clubs with big history!!
He ended his fucking career in Qatar.
Tfw kloppo buys courtois
>>66865420
Thanks lad. Fucking scriptfag cunt. All best gets are unintentional.
>>66865420
fucking leafless Canada
>>66865397
azar
>>66865384
Ł Ł ŲØŁ Ų±ŁŲ² Ų±Ų³Ų§ŁŪ
ŲŖŁŁŁ ŲÆŲ± ŲŲ§Ł ŚŁŪŁ Ų“Ų±Ł Ų³Ų§Ų±Ū ŲØŁ Ų§ŪŲ±Ų§Ł Ł ŲÆŪŲ± ŁŲ±ŁŲ“
Do us a favour Chelsea.
>>66865399
He's a handsome young lad.
You wouldn't want to date the type of slag that unironically posts that shit on famous people's instagrams anyway.
>>66865397
Remy
book the spic cunt. jesus Christ ref
>>66865438
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
>>66865399
Slags are slags mate
>>66865444
SPINNIN A FUCKIN MENORAH ON HIS DESK
>>66865444
how do you know he was scripting?
>>66865444
Good unintentional get.
>>66865432
>Peruvian Chelsea fan
I stand corrected
>>66865430
I probably would, they force us to watch shitty Buyern matches here
>>66865452
>Can't even use google translate correctly
Why are burgers sp dumb?
>near complete silence
i feel sorry for older fans of these two soulless corporations
>>66865419
he's got himself an adidas deal because of his looks
Fabregas is actually dogshit. Thank fuck he went to chelsea.
do Chelsea even have fans or is it a meme? they could be like those 2 dimensional cutouts you see in the crowd in Fifa 2004
>>66865484
>Peruvian Chelsea fan
You wish. I'm a Lifelong Lesterl/a/d, buddy.
>>66865488
there is something particularly whoreish about her idk what it is
muh dick though
>This ref
DUDE
LONDON TEAMS
LMAO
>>66865488
RWB
Daily reminder Kevin de Bruyne is a literal and actual real life non-meme cuck
>>66865478
Because Peru has done this many times before, I didn't know Peru got it.
>>66865507
they hire actors to sit in the crowd
>>66865486
gheyrat nadori. boro zamineh bokon baba, chelsea rid.
>>66865488
my dick
>>66865397
azzar
oscar
slav
flacco
>>66865507
Curse of being a club with mostly wealthy, respectable fans
Don't have the scum of livershit, for example to scream scouse chants for 90 minutes
They just want to watch the game
>>66865525
>lifelong
>when they're doing well
Plastic as fuck.
ref is a joke
>>66865488
ss-sauce?
Falcao when?
>>66865494
Who cares mate
>>>/r9k/
wow there's literally nobody in the emptyhad today
>not starting Falcao
Willian having a great game defensively but dog shit going forward
Atleast Pedro will score
>>66865562
no anon its haram
>>66865556
By that I mean the type of fans that would go to home games. Mostly the older crowd. Away fans are both louder and scummier
>>66865535
Hope he twats Courtois in this game
>>66865566
you're getting cucked tonight
>>66865557
>the joke
>your head
Dumb shit
>>66865572
you are literally correct
>>66865591
Delete this
>>66865584
PLEASE TELL ME YOUR SOURCE ANON
>>66865584
She looks familiar, its bugging me.
is de bruyne /fa/?
>>66865594
That won't unfuck his girl desu
>City using their away kit
What a relief, baby against navy blue fucking sucks.
Fabregas is balding again
>>66865584
FYROM PLZ
>>66865597
Easiest (You) I ever got.
>>66865626
/fa/ here.
He isn't.
His dad on the other hand...
>>66865595
I don't have a girlfriend mate
>>66865626
Not as /fa/ as me(thats me on the left)
>>66865584
I lost interest once she started taking dicks on camera.
>>66865656
>/fa/ here.
>roleplaying as a board on the internet
jesus christ
>>66865626
he genuinely looks like some mongy disabled 14 year old kid
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
AND THEN WE'LL SING THIS SONG AGAIN
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
>>66865614
done
He's not gonna make it
Loftus-Cheek is a handsome lad desu
>>66865675
Easiest (You) I ever got.
>>66865488
Inverted winger.
english referereing
>not a corner
HAHA HOW
Based Loftus Cheek.
Yeah I guess that's a goal kick, well spotted ref
>eplel """"""refreeeing""""""""
do any of you guys rate loftus cheek?
CHELSEA IS THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORRLLLD
ALL THE OTHER TEAMS ARE NOT AS GOOD AS WE ARE
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEAAAA
I LIKE CHELSEAAAA
LA DI DA DI DA
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
Jesus the officials are worthless. When can we get robot officals?
>>66865682
Youre talking shit on chelsea, but I dont think man shitty have done a single chant all game
>>66865488
Black cock position
ENGLAND'S BRAVE JOE HART SAVED A CORNER
>>66865584
WHO IS THIS
>>66865562
www.mollahnanatokard.ir
>>66865672
Whats her name senpai?
>>66865703
This is it
She can be le cum inside gril
>>66865724
Yeah guess the chelsea fans are the ones chanting for de bruyne
>>66865733
Alison Angel.
>>66865716
>Iranian refereeing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHcxzCqM9NY
I'm going to laugh so hard when United appoint Mourinho as their next manager. Mourinho is literally John Carver tier now
>>66865738
troy deeney
dumb question
does that count as a shot on target or not?
do we have to pretend it was off target since the ref got it wrong?
>it's an indistinguishable teams episode
>that diego Costa feeling
ref is an abmc
>>66865726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpnSn17nuug
His passion will surely take the three lions all the way
>>66865769
good question
REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO
who are the bad guys in this fixture?
KEKED TWICE BY THE SAME MAN
LMFAĆ
>>66865767
Will be fun when he reinstates Rooney as striker and alienates Rashford
>>66865750
I didnt know cheering counted as atmosphere. I though you britbings only rated limmericks and sing songs
KDB KEKED AGAIN
tbow 2 - KDB 0
>de bruyne
>lelsea defense
Toure's exce;;ent at corners
>City
City are genuinely awful
>cucked out of scoring by Courtois again
mfw comfy thread
>>66865792
Chelsea
WOULD OF PUT ME HOUSE OF THE ALBINO SCORING THAT
how can someone elses haircut make me angry
>>66865792
City
that awful cross great job
>want Chelsea to lose because I don't want them close to Europa
>want City to win cause of the TSSSUwagoner
>this shitty team are actually in the champions league semi final
