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THE TIME IS NOW
The Ukranian Cain Velasquez
>>66863097
who is taking the photo's that's the real question?
>mum take a photo of me looking off into the distance like a male model
who's this russian twink?
he is cute. CUTE
>>66863076
>not Ukraine Velasquez
Just end your life now
>>66863076
slav pride worldwide
>>66863106
Arm me with harmony....
Lads watch this fight
https://youtu.be/PEpX2ZQLBVA?t=33m5s
https://youtu.be/PEpX2ZQLBVA?t=33m5s
https://youtu.be/PEpX2ZQLBVA?t=33m5s
Its Kimbo/Dada-esque in terms of technique (hopefully no one suffers a heart attack though). Also they are 18 and 19 respectively.
How many bongs, lads?
YOU DOWN WITH OSP?
>>66863152
jones will make him humble
>>66863152
>>66863152
Yeah you know me
UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
(((PRELIMS START AT 1:30 PM EDT, 10:30 AM PDT, 6:30 PM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 4 PM EDT, 1 PM PDT, 9 PM BST)))
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Teixeira vs Evans)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 4 PM EDT, 1 PM PDT, 9 PM BST, PRELIMS START AT 6 PM EDT, 3PM PDT, 11 PM BST)))
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Souza)
(((STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS:
>UFC 200 is going to be shit
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/dana-white-says-robbie-lawler-targeted-for-ufc-201-or-ufc-202-likely-against-tyron-woodley
Dos Anjos-Alvarez set for July 7th Fight Pass card
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/15/11438832/rafael-dos-anjos-to-defend-title-against-eddie-alvarez-on-ufc-fight
>Khabib: "The lightweight division is full o bums yeh"
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/15/11437004/khabib-nurmagomedov-calls-mcgregor-diaz-ferguson-cerrone-bums-wants
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler will not be in the UFC 200 comain
The dream is dead
>>66863136
fuck i want to fight him so bad i hope estonia beats the shit out of him fucking little cunt
fuck him
How is Woodley getting a title shot? He never defeated anyone in the top 5.
Do it for her
>>66863185
Finally Robbie will lose definitively.
>tfw no one in this thread would survive 1 minute in my closed guard
>>66863186
>Woodley getting a title shot
Woodley will gas after two rounds like always does and Robbie will heem him
>>66863197
He beat Conduit
>>66863197
>>66863216
fuck that little runt poof cunt
i'd smash the cunt
>>66863199
>tfw leites didn't win for his daughter
>>66863224
Rose NamaWHOnas
what did he mean by this?
we need to see a Bethe victory bunda dance tonight
>>66863224
>>66863224
>beat
who /nicolay Berdikhin/ here?
he's so dreamy
>>66863224
>>66863224
>>66863254
how did rogain maintain his composure
desu Wonderboy vs Rory is way more hype then Robbie vs Woodley
>>66863238
>being buttblasted this much over a lithuanian neet imageboard celebrity twink
jesus kek
>>66863289
because she's not a black male
>>66863259
rare Croatian Pepe with a battle cry, I like it
>>66863289
>>66863312
Samefag.
>>66863306
he always talks shit like he'd take on all comers and then backs down like a little girl
i'd be happy to take the ferry to lithuanalia and smash him for a couple of pints and some coke money
while mommy takes photos
where is the poof now probably eating some vegan diet or some shit no wonder he is so skinny lol
>>66863289
it wasnt ngannou
>>66863289
>>66863312
>>66863322
>>66863339
what's going on here?
>>66863339
this is me
>>66863289
it wasn't Cheick Kongo
>>66863334
calm down anon, he was just pretending bro kek
New Weezer album is legit 2bh
>>66863224
>>66863375
Do they have a Face the Pain cover or something?
UFC FIGHT NIGHT
>Main Card (FOX 8pm ET/ 5pm PT/ 1am BST)
Glover Teixeira vs. Rashad Evans
Rose Namajunas vs. Tecia Torres
Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Darrell Horcher
Cub Swanson vs. Hacran Dias
>Prelims (FOX 6pm ET/ 3pm PT/ 11pm BST)
Beneil Dariush vs. Michael Chiesa
Bethe Correia vs. Raquel Pennington
Court McGee vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio
Randy Brown vs. Michael Graves
>Fight Pass Prelims (UFC Fight Pass 4:30pm ET/ 1:30pm PT/ 9:30pm BST)
John Dodson vs. Manvel Gamburyan
Oluwale Bamgbose vs. Cezar Ferreira
Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos vs. Omari Akhmedov
>>66863408
Thank you for for your service.
>>66863408
ok m8
kek hendo is bringin the bantz
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEKFNFNm7dk/
>>66863375
>muh random post that has nothing to do with current discussion or mma xdddd
fuck off to /brit/
>>66863408
If Florida is such a great state why did they end up with such a mangled card?
>>66863370
sorry i'm drinking bourbon and for me its like fight juice makes me angry and makes me think i'm invincible
>tfw you actually want to fight people for fun but you cant because its socially not acceptable
i want to fight my boss i think it would be a fair fight as well he has an inch on me in size but he's older so i have youth on my side
but you cant just say to your boss "wanna fight?"
>we fight club now
>>66863408
>Beneil Dariush vs. Michael Chiesa
noice
>Bethe Correia vs. Raquel Pennington
pic related
>Court McGee vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio
noice
>Randy Brown vs. Michael Graves
who
>John Dodson vs. Manvel Gamburyan
noice
>Oluwale Bamgbose vs. Cezar Ferreira
noice
>Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos vs. Omari Akhmedov
who
2 bongs 20 bings until glory
>>66863431
In both threads 2bh
>>66863445
they don't have Rumblr in Norway?
>>66863436
It's not Tampa is a shit hole.
>>66863493
or Iceland
>>66863493
no but i like the direction the app is taking
>>66863527
nice proxy
Currently watching AXS fights I recorded.
Glory in 2 and a half hours.
UFC tonight.
It's a good day, lads.
>>66863545
Get a job
>>66863542
>not knowing that Gunnar Nelson posts here
>>66863510
does this qualify as avatar/signature or spam?
>>66863566
You just know she thought she was going to wrestlefug Joanna easily.
>>66863558
It's Saturday fuckboi
>>66863593
Saturday is a social construct
>>66863617
mma is a social construct
Is this fighter clean now?
smug ref
>>66863617
Work week is a social construct. I'm a hunter gatherer.
>>66863564
>implying real Gunnar isn't with Conor right now helping him to lose against Nate again
>>66863666
Did Rogan lose his hair because of roids or because of aging?
>>66863667
fuck you cunt gunnar is helping connor with his sick jitz and he will be triumphant against nate mark my icelandic words
>>66863686
he was already balding hard at 20
>>66863686
A little from column A, a little from column B.
lads im so drunk i dont think i'm going to make it to shitpost about glory
how many bings do we have til glory?
Worrying lack of fofao posting in this thread
>>66863644
as clean as her dick after she pulls out of you
>>66863756
>drunk in the afternoon
is life so dead in iceland
>>66863756
4.5 bongs or so?
>>66863790
day drinking is best drinking anon
>>66863790
>is life so dead in iceland
yes, aquafresh
i think even i would drink if i lived there
Is Rico transitioning to MMA if he heems Badr Hari?
friendly reminder that italy fag will be at bellashit so look out for /heem/ signs and shit i expect him to show some respect to us
>>66863889
is Ronaldo transitioning after he gets reemed by Badr Hari?
Based seats desu
>>66863934
So Glory, UFC, AND Bellator tonight?
As a day ever had the potential for so many heems?
>>66863947
where's the cage?
>>66863937
wat
>>66863947
do you have a /heem/ poster ? or will you shout random shit upons heems request?
>>66863889
hes already training mma hes just doing kickboxing right now for some paychecks
>>66863947
Tell Yankova to call me
I think Jose Aldo is a worse matchup for Frankie than Conor because he's got ridiculous takedown defense and Frankie's standup wasn't enough to decisively land on him in the first fight
I think Aldo's going to take Frankie to a decision again and he'll end up fighting Conor next, which is exactly what the UFC wants because Conor will undoubtably starch Aldo once more
>>66864032
lose my number
Why is Rose favored?
>>66864046
meme win over paige vanzant
Is tapping to strikes ever acceptable?
>>66864046
same reason /heem/ is picking her, casuals are infatuated by her loli looks and only know her from the rose fight
none of them have ever seen tecia fight either
>>66864046
because she has momentum from the beating she gave Paige while Tecia has none from her boring fight against a scrub replacement
>>66864036
I think Frankie's standup has developed even better over time
Mentally, it's hard to say for sure where Aldo is
And as cliche as it is, the USADA factor is always something to take into consideration
>>66864046
People thought she defeated a legitimate contender.
>>66864089
delete this
>>66864071
better than being heem/d unconscious i guess
but giving up always leaves a bitter taste in the mouth
>>66864071
i dunno but
>he watches WMMA
>>66864156
>he watches the heavyweight division
>she will never stomp your balls
>he does memes
>>66863769
Do you think you can heem Mighty Mouse in an street fight?
>>66864155
Horrifying stuff lads
>watching anything but WW / MW
>believing LHW has any talent whatsoever
>watching manlets with the punching power of a pair of socks go until decision
>watching WMMA go to a 5 round decision or win by RNC
>>66863947
Have fun senpai
He makes some really good points
>>66864231
>>66864376
>a jew shilling for the BLM
surprise
Mfw i just realised that u cant post mp4:s on 4chan.
>>66864376
Why not just have wonderboy fight woodley then? woodley's a bum version of hendricks, and after seeing hendricks vs wonderboy and rory vs woodley im pretty sure wonderboy would simulate woodley's death within the first round
Can Gabi defeat the Russian Bunda Babe?
>>66864376
>split decisioned a sick Gastelum
>>66863254
fuck Bethe has the best bunda in the UFC. Her face is just unfortunate
>>66864376
>Woodley beat Condit head-to-head
First fight was a pretty spicy savate bout
Second was a fight between two women that were pretty shit desu
>>66863965
Now is not the time for mma
That comes later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZIZ44Ikf2c
>>66864587
is this gonna be shown on italian tv? is there anyway to stream it?
why even live if you wont impregnate Gabi?
>>66864626
zunox is streaming it live, the absolute madman
>>66864655
that's a big bitch
>>66864655
as a high test man I see only one real woman pictured there
>>66864655
because anytime she coughed or sneezed it would probably abort the fetus
Who could you rather bang Rose or Torres?
>>66864735
Would Pat be watching me?
>>66864735
I have a fetish for uncommonly short women soo.. Tecia is literally my fetish
>>66864755
CHICANO
>>66864671
mine is just showing football, gimme a link lad
KOKSAL VS MIGHTY MOUSE WHEN?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIXPGPK7blk
>>66864771
its not on yet u goof, bellator dont start for 2 more bongs
i think theyre doing the bellator kickboxing stuff or somethign
>>66864822
ah ok lad, thought the prelims were the kickboxing matches
Reminder that Ronda got BLACKED by Aljamain Sterling
>Wearing his fake chain
>>66864839
Travis would snap that little twerp in half
>>66864839
literal housenigger
>>66864860
>>66864839
when did carlton start fighting?
i hope miesha gets beat by amanda nunes
Reminder that blacks were literally enslaved by whites. Blacks are the most beta race
>>66864953
>wants to see a woman get beat
Weirdo
>>66864911
what does your webm prove? he would beat the fuck out of Aljo
>>66864979
I'm at the McD's on Wyandotte bitch. Be there within the next hour or forever be known by /heem/ as the little bitch you are.
>>66864960
Blacks were enslaved by other blacks, making them the most beta AND most alpha
actually they were probably enslaved by everyone
>>66864953
4 champions in 4 months would be nice. would really show how shitty MMA is in general
>>66865003
>posing as Sage Fagcutt
>>66865036
The game waits for NO ONE.
AKA will have 5 champs by the end of the year
Cain
DC
Luke
Khabib
Bethe
prove me wrong
protip: you can't
>>66864711
10/10, have a (You)
>>66865064
>Cuck Browne will beat him
>Jon Jones will rape him
>The Chris will have his revenge
>Khabib will never fight again after this weekened
>literally who
>>66865036
It's wmma you basically got 2 weight classes and no past investment from any sport and now the ufc is making it big finally giving women the chance to chose the fighting path something they could never really earn money with.
>>66865064
Cain is at a stage of his career where Dana would strip him off the title if he gets injured.
DC is too emotional to beat Jones.
Luke is definitely gonna remain champ.
No one cares about Khabib anymore, he's entered CM Punk lands of irrelevance.
Cyborg will wipe out the entire WMMA division
>triggering Iceland just by being pretty
Anyways, will Rashad rather than engaging start dancing again?
>>66864911
>fake an overhand
>come with an uppercut and catch them ducking down
Why is Mark Hunt the only one who knows how to do this?
>>66865247
when is Dana going to give Cain the Brown Pride belt to defend in his "home"land and then lose
and then let him keep the Brown Pride belt whether he wins or loses
>>66865307
>brown pride
>born in the USA
>can't articulate a single sentence in Spanish
>gassed out and loses like a bitch in his ''home'' country
>UFC marketing team
>>66863216
He has an extremely punchable face
>>66865401
>has all his demands met, gets blown the fuck out, and then immediately rewarded with a rematch because he didnt win
>still retarded enough to injure yourself when the UFC is doing everything in its power to have a chicano champion
typical smelly dumb beaner scum
acb 33 still going
http://a-russia.ru/match-fighter-online/
>>66865503
His broken nose tells me you aren't the first to think that.
>>66863185
which is what the britfag should have posted when he started the new thread. good job burgerbro.
Joe Rogan podcast,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqhkAZPU5CQ
Check it out.
>>66865861
>bryan have you been watching any good cuck porn yet? check out this guys dick with me and tell me what you think....
>bryan, i gave you that onnit starter kit right?
>yes joe i drink a lot of kale shakes now too
>HAHA fuck man the future of 3D sex is here!!
>>66865861
>brian redban
>joe rogan
no thx
http://youtu.be/bApaEcJur2Y
>>66865861
>you will never have a hot bossy older girlfriend
>>66865861
>it's a dick episode
its nate diaz's birthay lads
lets all wish him a happy day
>>66866097
or any
>>66865861
>it's not live
>>66866107
happy birthday Nate, not too long until McGregor ends your meme
>>66866107
>missed it by 4 days
>>66866097
Had one, she was 26 and had her own business, I was just an autist student. That dynamic just doesnt work long term
>>66866349
You don goofed
>>66866349
>26 is old and people are given their own businesses by then
who /26 and JUST/ here
>>66866421
OLDER goof, I was 20
Im 28 now
>>66866421
I'm about to be 27 and well on my way to wizardry status, lad.....
i'm 45, pretty sure i'm the oldest guy on /heem/
i also still live with my mom
>>66866483
Good lad
>>66866483
Does she watch the fights with you?
Am I the only one in here who actually wants to make it in fighting and has a realistic chance since I'm not a grown baby with no athletic skills?
What the fuck do you guys do with your lifes, why are you even here and not somewhere where losers can be?
>>66866528
And just where do you think you are
>>66866512
sometimes if i'm not watching them on heemspeak
>>66866528
I have a better chance than you
>>66866528
This is the thread for talking about the sport of MMA. You can talk about practicing MMA over in /asp/
>>66866549
kek /pol/bro
>>66866421
>Tfw 23 now
Where are the years going? Just the other day I was 18 and graduating high school, now I gotta pay taxes.
>>66866461
Are you me?
>>66866528
If you aren't such a baby, why not give a chance at fighting me?
>>66866618
Obviously I want to talk about the sport and not talk about practice you goon, there are professionals for that kind of shit.
But you'd figure that you guys are at least doing something with your lifes and most people here at least do martial arts as a hobby.
>>66866564
Are you black or why?
>I, myself, being me, rate Pancrase
>>66866733
why are you so eager to engage in frivolous violence? you are a smart guy
>>66864655
she's got a good v-shape on her
>>66866751
he's young dumb and full of cum
he's also on the gas and has the roid rage
>>66866733
Are you sure you want to do it? Some guy already called me out but I will only do it for money I won't risk getting kicked for illegal fights unless we bet some money. Every man bets on himself obviously.
>>66866735
Im black
>>66866813
Its an american thing
>>66866838
That's just statistics, as an individual statistics do nothing for you.
>>66866799
50 eurobuxs
Bethe Correia
>>66866874
That's not even a days worth of work, are you trolling me?
>>66866879
holy fuck i want to bang her so hard
>>66866813
your people are better at filtering out bullshit than ours
>>66866896
you sound like a pussy
>>66866896
200eurobux
That's almost half a month of working as an europoor
27 bings until bellator lads
>>66866926
How would you know what a pussy sounds like you virgin.
>>66866936
Get a fucking real job you idiot.
>>66866813
by preferring to be alone and having depression kill your caring and self-confidence
>>66866902
i've never considered ronda to be pretty but i suppose it's all relative
>>66866957
are there going to be any spicy wmma fights on bellameme?
>>66866963
i'm not the virgin bro
and i'm not scared to fight like u
lithcuck i will fight you for $200
http://www.ufc.tv/video/glory-29-superfight-series
http://www.ufc.tv/video/glory-29-superfight-series
http://www.ufc.tv/video/glory-29-superfight-series
http://www.ufc.tv/video/glory-29-superfight-series
http://www.ufc.tv/video/glory-29-superfight-series
How do I become a MUNSTER?
>>66867004
yes u goof anastasia is fighting
also some italian literal WHOres
/heem/'s very /blog/ currently
Which fight are you most looking forward to tonight you fuitbowls?
>>66867029
let rogan hype you up
>>66866995
Bet I could smash some murrikan pussy right off the plane.
Who's watching Glory bois
>>66864046
Because tecia sucks
>>66866896
>I am not a grown baby
You understand people who fight professionally in minor organizations are getting less than 50 or even do it for free?
You are not a fighter, you are just another german cuck.
>>66863046
good thread 2bh
>>66866870
As an individual i am 6'4 walking around at 220 and can cut to 205. With Greco and folkstyle experience
>>66866995
Are you a manlet or something? American chicks were super fucking easy in my experience.
>>66866978
Stop being so sad man, you're a man aren't work fucking through it and get where you need to be in life already.
>>66866995
>I am a virgin and it is out of my control
Dear god just kill yourself
>>66867109
And fighters work jobs to get money, you're a kid who doesn't understand how the world works you need to work hard to get to a place normal people aren't because if it was easy everyone would be there but just because you're training shouldn't mean you should not work a job because you always need a plan B.
>>66867116
That's great thanks for telling me
Glory rules are good, I see why its always so spicy now. ere we go lads
>>66867145
american men are cucks
anyone have a stream for super fight series?
>>66866528
I'm athletic and skilled enough to do regional mma
It's really a toss up cause you don't know if your gonna draw some fat tweeker, or wind up getting blasted by some 40 year old PE teacher on the gas
I work as a commercial fisherman
Fight me irl
>>66867229
UFC.tv
>>66866528
This IS where losers can be.
HEEEEEEM
Maximo is about to get heemd
HEEM
>>>/co/81878752
>>>/co/81878993
Would Prime UFC 100 Brock Lesnar beat Batman lads?
AXS card was spicy lads
What are you guys watching and how do I watch?
heem taking a nap
Good morning fellas
I'm bout to be on the gras
>>66867374
I only saw the first two HEEMS then I watched The Big Short with my gf. Really great movie, highly recommend.
