MUFC: De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, Blind, Rojo, Schneiderlin, Fellaini, Mata, Rooney, Memphis, Rashford.
Subs: Romero, Darmian, Fosu-Mensah, McNair, Young, Lingard, Martial.
AVFC: Guzan, Hutton, Clark, Lescott, Cissokho, Bacuna, Westwood, Gana, Richardson, Sinclair, Ayew
Subs: Richards, Sanchez, Gil, Bunn, Lyden, Gestede, Grealish
First for Liverpool
>>66861524
YNWA bros
Who's going to snap up Hutton when Villa go down?
Underrated player desu.
nth for Villa
>>66861578
0-4
>>66861519
De gay
Who Vill/a/ here?
>Rojo
WHEN
WILL
IT
END
>>66861634
where the fuck is CBJ? he's back from injury yet he's not even getting a place on the bench.
>>66861519
>Rooney
>Subs: Martial
LVG single-handedly destroying both Man Utd's and my FPL seasons
>>66861519
so 6-0?
got a feeling rooney scores a blooter
>>66861655
Martial probably needs a rest
>>66861768
from?
>>66861786
Fucking white pussy
>>66861786
From playing so many times this season, he's only 20 still lad.
>>66861655
Martial is due a rest mate, midweek match coming up
>>66861519
2 shit clubs way past their best playing. Sad to see
>>66861786
From carrying United on his back all season.
>>66861519
>Rooney
>Depay
>Fellaini
>Rojo
lyl are we actually going to lose vs Villa. FML DESU
>>66861854
fuck off you utter mong
Lads, it's Villa
Man United is MY club
YNWA
Red Devils 1999-2016
#BelieveInMicah
>Rojo
Is CBJ injured? Would rather have young there than this waster
Fucking knew it.
All because of Fellani's second goal against West ham, he's always gonna start again until he elbows too many people.
>>66861951
he's back in training so I'm guessing it's LVGs 'match rhythm' bullshit again
yet rooney still makes it back in the team just a week after he comes back from injury
>>66861928
>"onna mad ting wie the lads KEEEEMON"
>>66861980
its villa
>Memphis against a crap team
I got a feeling he gets 2
We're gonna smash 'em 1-0 lads
>Fosu-Mensah has been uniteds best player the last 2 games
>gets dropped
bravo van lel
>>66862056
Probably getting rested tbf, got 3 games in a week including an FA Cup semi
How does felaini keep getting put in the first team?
>>66861633
m/a/n utd here
>>66862075
After the positions of the front 4 against tottenham why even question that
4-0 incoming
wish i was there
>>66861519
FAT
HAIRY
PAKI
not gonna lie lads I get a sick pleasure watching clubs get relegated and seeing all the depressed fans cry about how shit their team is
>>66862082
Mata pls score.
Villa will win lads.
I have a feeling.
>animefags
>>66862123
i have a feeling united stomp them
>>66862117
You're not alone m8 why do you think people listen to 606? It's usually just Savage prodding sad/angry fans of shit teams.
>>66862123
Bud: >>66666666
>>66862152
>it wasn't a >Moyes get
What a waste
>20 years ago Villa were fighting for the title with United
>now United will be the ones to relegate them
>>66862215
thought they were already relegated
>>66862215
An appropriate ending to one of the teams with the most abysmal record against Manchester United in the PL:
>Manchester United have lost only one of the last 40 league meetings between the teams and that was by a single goal back in 2009. That is United's solitary home loss against Villa in the last 30 league matches (W23, D6).
>was going to splash the cash on a united win for some freemoni
>rooney starts
phew
>>66862242
Not officially. Had Norwich got at least a point today, Villa would have been relegated.
Most Villa can get is 31 points, Norwich right now have 31 points. The only way Villa can survive is if Norwich loses every game, Villa wins every game and overturns a GD deficit of 16 (Norwich: -25, Villa: -41).
>>66862112
does he even live in manchester?
>Tfw just want to chill and watch UTD and shitpost
>Gf wants to come round
literally why?
I don't want to spend every fucking second with her
>>66861519
>Schiterlin
>Fellaini
>Rooney
>Memepiss
0-0 confirmed.
>>66862280
He's from Iraq so London would be my guess
WHAT DOES GOAT MEAN
>tfw this is the only match slightly worth watching in case van laal loses
>>66862300
Then spend every second fucking her :^)
>>66862112
wat
>>66862314
a baby sheep
>>66862315
You better jog the fuck on bruv.
>>66862300
This is why I can't stand relationshits
>>66862300
She'll find someone else then la
>>66862314
good old ageing tits
>>66862324
Nah senpai, 2 minutes a day is more than enough.
>rocko
Would be pretty hilarious if Villa pulled off a cheeky draw.
>>66861519
>Memphis
>Rooney
>Fellaini
>Mata
>Rojo
>Valencia
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Thank FUCK it's only Villa.
>>66862300
>not getting her to suck your dick while you watch footy
shiggy diggy m8
>>66862334
no cunt you better walk on because your shit house team is about to get plastered
>>66862300
>not telling her you're out and will be back in 120 minutes
that way you get the shitposting out of your system and can put more thought into the time you spend with the woman who you might end up spending the rest of your life with.
it's better than spending the time half-assed and thinking about shitposting while you're with her, and before you know it, you're 35, married with a kid, done shitposting and you realize you don't even like her.
120 minutes, if she loves you she will wait.
>>66862315
Walk on Jap.
>>66862348
Villa practically has the win in the bag t b h
>4 minutes gone
>0-0
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys
>>66862379
What kinda semen slurping sport do you prefer, pal?
Valencia pisses me off. Why is Fellaini moving into that space and he's passing to him? He should be sold.
>Villa's away kit
Are they Borussia Dortmund lads?
>>66862340
I'm serious senpai, I keep seeing people say Ronaldo, Rashford, Kane, Hutton are GOAT wtf does it mean, let me know, thanks
When is Richardson scheduled to score his own goal? We have a similar deal with him like we have with O'Shea and Brown right?!
How many years until we see Aston Villa back in the Premier League?
>>66862373
>the martian
>>66862412
I was waiting for someone to pick him out
I heard United fans dont consider it bandwagoning even if they have to drive 200 miles to watch "their" team play at Old Trafford
Is this true kek
>>66862361
Why do virgins have such weird fantasies?
Can't think of anything worse than somebody slobbering over my nob whilst watching 22 sweaty men run around and two extra men talking about it
>>66862371
Virgin: The Post
>Valencia is the fastest footballer
wtf?
http://www.totalsportek.com/list/fastest-footballers/
>>66862400
Gayest of all time
If yanited winners, does villa go downs?
>>66862412
>thinkign of fucking models
>short corners
>>66862423
>Why do virgins have such weird fantasies?
>not wanting her to slob on ye nob whilst watching 22 sweaty men run around and two extra men talking about it
nice projecting there pham, you should try it out instead of bitching about ur gf
>>66862429
Shame he doesn't use that pace and instead runs up to a defender, stand still and then kicks it against him.
>>66862435
even a draw won't save villa
>>66862315
It's worth watching for the possible fan riots
>>66862435
yes
>>66862435
If Villa don't win they are down.
>>66862424
thats rich coming from the guy who uses lube to masturbate. whatever you say crustdick
>pronouncing Rojo "Rok-o"
Why is this allowed?
>>66862451
shame indeed
i got 2/1 odds on yanited scoring
>>66862440
Literally the biggest waste of time ever.
WHY DO THE COMMENTATORS STILL MISPRONOUNCE ROJO'S NAME
Aston Villa are a fucking embarrassment.
Chucking it down outside. White coke balls are falling out the sky.
>>66862467
My sides what
Hit a nerve did I
>>66862438
He's married and has a kid you fucking degenerate.
Not everyone is a desperate, lonely virgin who has such limited contact with the opposite sex, that all he can think about is fucking and sex.
>>66862488
is it roe hoe?
>>66862488
Serious. It's easy to say RO-JO.
>>66862505
except he actually did cheat on his wife mate
>RO JO
>RO KO
wtf? someone pls explain this
>>66862505
They split up actually
>>66861608
dumb frogposter
villa pls win
>>66862521
it's RO RO you twat
just realised im watching a foreign stream haha
what am a like lids haha
>>66862495
nice Jag pham
>this shit aston villa defending on corners
>man utd doesn't punish them for it
oh how the mighty have fallen
>>66862536
haha absolute legend mate
>>66862509
It's Ro-Hoe but you sound the 'H' the same way as you sound Gaal in van Gaal's name.
I've heard commentators say Rocko before.
>>66862536
I quite like having a background game with JF commentary desu
>>66862495
Are you the lad with the Focus? I swear I've seen that street posted a hundred times before.
They should bring back the Cup Winners Cup desu
>>66862535
excuse moi s'il vous plait
Does Fellaini have jizz in his hair?
Rooney goal at 20'
Book it
mahrez to utd desu
>benching Martial
fuck me he has lost it
Is that bird poo in Fellaini's hair?
>>66862581
haha
>all these corners
>do fuck all with them
>>66862584
he needed a rest tbf
>>66862565
You mean my old Fiesta.
>>66862581
>666 likes
Rooney confirmed beast
>>66862581
>that tweet
This thread is now about what Wayne Rooney's life and occupation would have been, had he not been a talented footballer.
>>66862584
Giving him a day off finally. A lot of matches this week
>>66862577
>canadian "posts"
Depay is at least as good as Martial if not better, it's no surprise he's been benched.
Depay has more goals/assists per game than Martial does.
>>66862597
I KNEW IT.
>>66862601
those nike ads had him as a fisherman
>>66862608
>no leaf
>>66862594
Do your neighbors know you're creeping on them 24/7
>>66862601
Bicklayer. He would have rose through the ranks and become a foreman at a young age because he's a lad but with good work ethic.
giv us a link lads
So if Aston Villa gets relegated, whats to keep them from playing favorites and throwing games for the rest of the season to clubs they like?
>74% possession
>6 corners
>0 shots on target
>against aston villa
>>66862628
Thank you.
>>66862633
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer
>>66862630
Dunno mate.
>>66862601
Builder?
>>66862601
he'd have been on the dole senpai
probably a wetherspoons alcoholic too
>>66862635
they'll get punished for it if it's clear that they're throwing games for specific clubs
>english weather
>>66862618
where will depay go next season? I think maybe stoke for £12m.
SNOW
N
O
W
>snow
is it the spirit of Munich?
>>66862581
>>66862601
His tweets are priceless sometimes
Lousy Smarch weather
>>66862655
Ok that's what I assumed. Thanks lad
>>66862601
Jani at a uni
>80 minutes of English football
>0 goals
no madrid thread loool
>more short corners
STOP
>>66862667
>>96
>HBO really stepping up the Game of Thrones promos
>>66862635
You're forgetting that Villa aren't good enough to take points off those they don't favour.
>mata
>>66862601
bare-knuckle boxer fighting for caravans or like others have said, builder/bricklayer
where are the memes?
>mata
If that shot was any wider it would have counted as a Villa clearance.
>snowing
>suns out 5 mins later
Looks like our weather here lel
>>66862702
hiding
>Mata
>>66862662
>snowing
>already using the stupid BST
Is british weather that bad?
>i dress gay
>>66862698
Game of Thrones is shit m8
>>66862665
doubt stoke could afford 12m a season in wages
depay will be going nowhere though lad, he'll be the next cristiano at old trafford you mark my words
>mata
>Lescott
>Mata
What a sequence of hopeless fuckuperry.
isn't rapidly changing weather a sign of end times?
i think i'm ready for it lads
>the weather is more interesting than the game
>>66862716
idk but that made me spit my tea all over the place thnx pham
lads, i can't see the game so someone is going to have to update me
how likely are united to score based on the match so far?
Thank god I close my stream after watching the first couple of minutes
So this is how this "team" play without Marshall
Joleon Lescott cannot defend. He let that ball bounce, knowing he was being covered by Alan fucking Hutton.
He is a fucking imbecile.
>>66862740
>van lel is playing the weather out of season
>>66862725
But dude there's nudity and gore. It's so gritty and so real it's nuts
>>66862744
They've looked pretty good so far
but it's Aston Villa they're playing against...
Focus on the real game of the day
How many goals will Costa score today?
>>66862768
Nil. He is shit.
It's a massive fuck up in attacking play when the build up results in Fellaini crossing the ball to manlets
>>66862757
underrated post
>>66862744
nothing much, villa are sitting back making it difficult. mata had a chance just now which he fucked up.
>0 shots on target against aston villa
does aston villa have forwards????!!!!
>>66862749
There's still 65 minutes left in the game. That's plenty of time for Alan Hutton to fuck things up and make it interesting.
>>66862768
Whatever happened to Pedro? I believe he was supposed to be a real coup for Chelsea.
>"mata goes for the shot"
>"throw in"
>>66862793
He's played pretty well desu, much better than Mata for Man Utd anyway
fuck 3pm kick offs
not enough time to get on it
everything looks better at night
>>66862796
that was clearly not a shot
>>66862808
Really low standard there
>9 corners in 30 minutes
>0 goals
RASHFORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RASHGOD
CAN'T STASH THE RASH
RASHGOD
RASHGOAT
MEMEFORD FOR ENGLAND
cheeky rashford
RASHFORD
INGERRRRLANDDDDDDDDDD LA LA LA
>>66862831
CAN'T RASH THE STASH
RASHFORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
THE NEXT MARTIAL
What a ball from Rooney!
Could we have a victory by more than one goal today pls?
Fuck United is winning, time for to get the fuck out of here
Can't wait for mouyes to take over and ruin Rashford's career
CAN SOMEONE DESCRIBE THE GOAL PLEASE
WITH AS MUCH DETAIL AS POSSIBLE AND IN A-LEVEL ENGLISH
If Rashford was Scandinavian he'd be Rashfjord
Is Rashford better than Martial?
>>66862860
WENT INT BACK OF NET MAYTE
God, Rooney is so good today.
>>66862863
possibly even right now tbqh
>>66862860
>free kick on half way
>rooney smashes it out to valencia in space
>valencia slides it back to gashford
>he sidefoots it past guzan
sorry i only got a C in english
>>66862860
Long ball short cross foot goal
>>66862863
Better finisher
>>66862870
He's playing like a nr. 8 today
>>66862860
Nutmegged the keeper and defender I reckon innit lad m8?
that was basic fucking defence lads wtf villa just stop the pass it isn't that hard
good on rashford but cmon lads that shouldn't have been a goal
If Ayew actually commits to that he goes over Valencia's leg and wins a pen.
Man, Villa are depressing
They look totally defeated
>>66862870
yeah he's much better in this position
1 point behind city
3 points behind arsenal
3rd is ON
>>66862860
over here m8
https://streamable.com/oswf
>>66862821
Utd's corners have been trash for three years now.
Partly because Blind has been taking them this season and fucking Phil Jones took them much of last season
>>66862899
So LvG will never play him there again I'm sure
>lester are going to win the eplel
Southgate there watching Rashford I take it?
>>66862870
Everyone looks good when they play against Villa.
>>66862870
he's been getting all the rest he needs, he better be
>>66862921
rooney la
>>66862921
That, plus he is a candidate for the managers job at Villa.
>Rashford can't keep saving Van Gaal's job hurrdurr
LvG literally pulled the lad from the youth and had enough confidence in him, an 18 year old, to let him start in the Premier League. Rashford is 'saving van Gaal's job' by showing that he is, at least in some areas, actually a competent manager.
>>66862921
next villa manager
>>66862369
>Norway
i asked this before but does aston villa have forwards??
>>66862941
who are you quoting?
>>66862941
He's at best a competent scout or a competent gambler ( switching goalkeepers for benulties is insane)
>>66862941
Fuck off. It was a hail Mary while injuries were rampant
>>66862860
The goal structure is a white frame 24 feet (7.32 meters) wide by 8 feet (2.44 meters) high. In most organized levels of play a net is attached behind the goal frame to catch the ball.
>>66862956
Your mom
I wonder how humiliating it is for Villa to be struggling against the likes of Fellaini.
>>66862941
Didn't he only play because Martial was injured. Don't think LVG had ever seen him play.
Name more a player more bereft of physical gifts than Mata
