>Friday 15 April
Crusaders 32 - 15 Jaguares
Rebels 13-38 Hurricanes
>Sat 16 April
Cheetahs 92-17 Sunwolves
Blues 23-18 Sharks
19:40 Waratahs v Brumbies, Allianz Stadium, Sydney
>Sunday 17 April
1:05 Bulls v Reds, Loftus Versfeld, Pretoria
3:10 Lions v Stormers, Emirates Airlines Park, Johannesburg
BYES: Chiefs, Force, Highlanders, Kings
More like PEEna
execute all namefags
>>66859753
Quality post
That image will draw cunts to our thread you mong
>>66859731
>tfw no nina gf
>>66859753
not into golden showers myself
Band: The Fart Turd
Members: Daniel Hay, Tommy Leigh, Christan Pianta, Tim Doyle
Genre: Progressive/Alternative Rock !
Hometown: Auckland
Just got an email from daniel lads
>>66859772
don't remind me please
Is Foley the best 10 in Australia, and is the best Australian flyhalf better than the best Kiwi 10 (Soap?)
>>66859780
What are you doing mate? Daniels left 4chan, he's moved on. maybe you should as well.
HATTRICK
>>66859812
Do you have a problem with elite and muscular music discussion?
>>66859808
possibly
lolno
>>66859808
Soap, Cruden, Barrett, Mckenzie, Donald are better 10s
>>66859826
Not at all, I saw in an earlier post that you like post-punk. do you have a similar enjoyment of new wave music?
>>66859834
who's the best nz flyhalf then?
>>66859851
I quite like a mix now and like getting into new sounds. Used to be quite dark in college but I like lighter upbeat stuff now.
>>66859853
white elite muscular Ihaia West
>>66859853
Richie Mo'ungacaw
>use it xDDD
>>66859870
I much prefer lighter music as well. As someone who's personal philosophy is somewhat shaped by the philosophy of hedonism of Aristippus' which holds that pleasure is the highest good I fail to understand the logic behind listening to depressing music, although I'm sure Daniel would disagree with this notion if he was still here.
>>66859937
I've literally been to every Fart Turd show and he has no idea who I am.
>>66859950
Kek
Are they shit?
Where do they even play
>>66859973
Last one was at ding dong lounge.
Pooniel spouts reddit tier memes and trys to be funny.
>>66859991
Is this you admitting you're daniel?
this game was worth it for the foul play to be honest
>>66860036
Daniel doesn't post here sis
>>66859991
Fuck I went to ding dong lounge once its depressing as there. What memes did he say?
>>66860045
we all know the english hate foul play so the wallabies will be alright, r-right?
>>66860081
judging by this game the entire australian team is going to get red carded
Yellow cards everywhere
kek
tahs could steal this game away lads
>>Lelatahs
Chances of Bulls-Reds not putting me to sleep?
Chiefs 29
Stormers 23
Brumbies 21
Lions 18
Crusaders 27
Hurricanes 25
Highlanders 23
Bulls 19
Sharks 17
Rebels 17
Blues 16
Waratahs 12
Reds 8
Cheetahs 7
Jaguares 7
Force 6
Kings 4
Sunwolves 3
>>66860163
0. If you're a reds fan the slim chance of a bonus point win putting you ahead of the tahs on the table might be worth staying up for?
otherwise nahhhhh
>>66860163
Reds aint Speds no more m8, beat the Highlanders
>use it or lose it.
at a scrum...
is that even a thing? or did the ref get scared about having to award a penalty try.
>>66860188
>Stormers 23
>Brumbies 21
>Lions 18
>Crusaders 27
>Hurricanes 25
>Highlanders 23
>>66860188
so there's three sections:
Good teams
>Chiefs
>Cummies
>Hurricanes
>Landers
>maybe Ponies
>maybe Stormers
Decent teams
>everyone else except the shit teams
Shit teams
>Cheetoes
>JAG
>Force
>Kongs
>Awoo
>>66860188
>Chiefs 29
>Stormers 23
>Brumbies 21
>Lions 18
>Crusaders 27
>Hurricanes 25
>Highlanders 23
gets me every fucking time
>>66860213
It is if the scrum is stationary, but it was moving forward so it was a bizarre call.
Quiz time:
Who has a worse point difference, the Kongs or the Moondogs?
>>66860239
Seems that way.
>>66860273
Probably moondogs now
>>66860239
bit early to be excluding speds from shit teams, ben
>>66860273
Going to say Sunwolves because of today.
No way the Kings could still be worse after the nips conceded 90+ points...
>>66860273
Just looked it up, Kings on -151, Bumwolves on -150.
Kings have played one less game, which they will probably lose.
Also reminder that Jags vs Bumwolves next week.
>>66860362
Will the Argie kill himself if the bumwolves win?
>>66860362
Yeah but how long until the Sunwolves' first win (game vs Kings)
>>66860362
>demoralised japs vs jags with no break from an NZ tour
cripple fight
>>66860297
>>66860304
nup
Moonies on -150
Kongs on -151
Just saw a new study that suggests anyone who isn't supporting the blues are 300% more likely to be a faggot. Sounds about right to me
>>66860439
t. sitaleki
>>66860397
i dunno, but they lost their game against the kings in south africa by like 2 points
they were camped in the kings 22 most of the game but kept fucking up. was a little suspicious that no kings players were yellow carded after so many infringements though
>>66860439
Tana is a plant by the canes to keep the blues terrible until they win a super rugby
just realised nina won't be getting bashed tonight yay
>>66860300
gentleben isnt here, hes rumbling with the ex prostitute he dated last night
>>66860502
Don't need a reason to bash your mrs tho
>>66860546
no need to break my hand lad
>>66860562
Use a small stick or kitchen utensil
>"The Dark Third" refers to the dreamstate - the eight hours per day that humans spend in a state of dark dormancy and mental consideration. The Dark Third's music comes from these depth's - songs of dreams, ambitions and hopes, told through the complex sounds of modern progressive rock with brushes of the abstract and dreamy sounds of post-rock, shoegaze, ambient and balck metal. Showcasing the contrast of sleep and wake with sections of quiet melody next to intense and emotional heavy sections, The Dark Third represent this dreamstate in both music and theme.
What did he mean by this?
>>66860822
It's so boring that you fall asleep listening to them. Or that you wish that you were dead.
>>66860822
I don't know much about this Daniel character, but I can safely say I would NOT set him up with Nina.
>>66859808
No it's Lealiifano
Nah Barrett and Cruden are better
>>66859847
>Sopoaga is good meme
>>66861030
>Sopoaga is bad meme
Anyone animated with georgian excursion to Pacific Islands at june?
http://www.sudamericarugby.org/2016/03/28/world-rugby-anuncio-competitivo-calendario-de-junio-para-el-tier-2/
>/rug/
>NH flag
Pick one and only one.
>>66861156
Apparently they have to play 3 weeks in a row because of the short time window. Which is pretty taxing could be quite a few injuries. World rugby has been doing a much better job of setting up games for tier 2 teams.
A good place to play rugby
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zer%C3%A3o
>>66861164
maybe Huebro's from Boa Vista
>>66861319
whoa that's freaky I was literally just on the wikipedia page for macapa
>>66859731
Why do only people who live on islands and South Africans play this sport?
>>66862878
and France
>supersport
>>66863369
why is he wearing a tard helmet?
>>66863420
its a scrum cap
what a try, shame no one's watching
>>66863420
keeps his face pretty
Thought the game was starting at half past for some reason
Anyone watching the Glasgow game?
Nakarawa is insane.
this is frustrating as fuck to watch
Beta TMO he was right he clearly lead with his shoulder to clean out with no intent to wrap exposing the ball leading to the try
>>66864398
looked very much like that in the angle after he said 'i can't call it from there so..'
lmao what
Why.jpg
Gill is channeling John Eales
>>66859731
the face of the one on the right, the tits of the one in the middle, and the slutiness of the one on the left.
>>66864541
Middle face, left breasts, right body desu
In the order of importance desu
>>66864572
Desu
41ish
game
beast
>this bulce choke
>>66864572
Just middle desu
hi where are the streams
>>66865483
http://www.vipleague.co/rugby/351827/2/bulls-vs-reds-live-stream-online.html
>>66865536
>>66865483
alternatively try
>>66857310
>>66865536
thanks oz-bro
>>66865483
Don't you know someone with DSTV? Get their smartcard number and then stream on supersport.com.
GG Reds
Super rugby a shit this year, seems like all the big/legendary players are in europe or retired so bunch of no-names in team, really struggling to get into supporting games
glasgow looking good for the Pro12 title imo
>>66866340
is pro12 or english prem stronger?
>>66866393
English prem
facebook /jameshaskellbodyfire/videos/1141377779228151/
>the brand
>getting bantered by his gf
>>66865800
this
>Schalk "let me tell you the law" Burger
>>66859731
2>3>1
>3 times table
>>66859731
in order:
right, right, right, middle, right, right, middle, right, left, left.
rinse thoroughly and repeat.
>>66859804
at least he's touchig fuckit vaant ne bithered wit this posu
>>66867656
she is underage you filthy pedo
>>66867840
Ulster away jersey is awfully.
They should play in yellow, with red trimming.
>>66868343
good thing we won't see it in the pro 12 final then
>>66868481
its been fixed to have glasgay in the playoffs
>>66868343
So Payne to play fullback on the Bok tour?
>>66869119
We haven't even reached the playoffs and you're already rolling out the excuses
>>66869321
It'll be Glasgow or Connacht/ Leinster in the Final
>crowd is too noisy for TMO
DAT SAFFA HEART
Is this the year that the loins win it all?
>>66869232
I wish but alas...
>>66869321
what?
>>66869952
But Payne is the only choice at the minute surely
>>66869119
>Irish
>Literally
>and unironically
>Claiming that other countries are rigging the Pr'O12
>>66870386
Just take the crate of Guinness we sent you and don't worry about it.
>>66870361
>surely
Is Kearney injured? There's still Zebo. Hope it will be Payne though, just Schmidt sees him as 1st choice 13. : (
>>66870386
Excuse me? Can you elaborate?
>>66867211
Nicely meme'd
>>66870623
Yea sadly I think they are both fine.
But he's arguably a better attacking and defensive fullback than both of them and I think Schmidt should try out some other centre partnerships this summer.
>>66871160
Yeah, me too.
Still #1
Watching the Ulster game now and their away strip wouldn't be as bad if the numbers weren't mucus green.
>>66872916
Yeah, I didn't have a good week with margins, a lot of games that I tipped as being close were blow outs, and I thought reds might have enough momentum to beat the Bulls.
Didn't get a chance to watch any games this weekend though because I was in bed.
>>66874946
>>66874885
Just give us the trophy already
Ulster will get a surprise win.
Mark my words.
>>66875072
>>66875072
>Ulster will get a surprise win.
You mean win the Grand Final? I agree.
>>66875190
Yes.
Will play Connacht in the semi-final who they've done the double over this season.
Will beat Leinster in the Final.
Just my humble and unbiased opinion tho.
>My new squeeze on queen of /rug/ watch
Watch this space lads. Going to buy her a pair of Reds undies and be a superstar.
>>66876196
>that butt mole
yuck
Ulster have the best back line in Ireland
>>66876196
Man i want those panties
>>66877133
I pledge allegiance to the flag.
>>66876196
is that a lad?
Jeff on suicide watch
So Lions confirmed for best team in South Africa?
>>66877887
kys daniel
>>66877887
>>66877934
>forgetting to turn your name off
Where were you when autism got exposed?
>>66878407
This
>>66878407
On /rug/ reading cancerous namefaggotry drama that has seeped in from /quidditch/ or as you us muggles call it /cric/.
Southamerican Championship A starting next weekend
23 May
Brazil x Uruguay
Chile x Paraguay
>>66859762
Yep, the one on the right is the only right answer.
>>66880079
Correction: 23 April
>>66880132
How is rugby developing as a participatory sport in South America BRbro? And as a spectator sport?
>>66880443
http://lastwordonsports.com/2015/05/16/the-growth-of-rugby-in-brazil/
On spectator sport, Brazil x Germany last december has put 10k people. There are good expectations on attendance for matches against Uruguay and Chile.
>>66880617
Is there a heartland of rugby in Brazil?
Like an area where it's most popular?
7's seems to be an excellent way to promote the game to the inconquerable flair of the Brazilian Latin soul. It's a shame youth development is so poor. :\
Brazil strikes me as a country
that could play rugby the right way, with the same Argentine flair I think the game should be played.
>>66881162
Heartland of Rugby in Brazil is city of São Paulo. The oldest clubs are from there. Until 2009, some rugby was also avaliable in some cites of São Paulo state countryside, Rio de Janeiro and southern states (them because proximity with Argentina and Uruguay). Since 2009, rugby is growning to other regions like Northeastern and Northern states.
On style of game, Brazil is still to develop an own style. Argentina is like a paradigm, but it isn't mean Brazil shall simply copy argentinian style. It something to see for next years.
>>66881162
Trivia: the man who brought rugby to Brazil, Charles Miller, is the same person who brought football to Brazil.
I like your OP image. That's all
>>66859731
>that one top Aussie lad that makes proper threads
God bless, Anon
>>66883083
please watch our sport and admire our slags cheers
Landers
Rebels
Jags
Chiefs
Tahs
Stomers
Lions
Crusaders
to be honest family
>>66876196
not feeling it
>>66877487
Thats what I'm saying.
>>66883243
swap cumsaders for brumGODs and you're on the money
>NZ rugby will be terrible now the legendary players have moved on
>NZ rugby will struggle to find replacements for the players retiring and moving overseas after the world cup
>>66886235
>non-nzers actually thought McCaw, Carter, C Smith and Nonu were selected on anything other than tenure
Our third sting would have walked into the WC final
>>66886235
what's that app senpai
>>66886409
It's just called "all blacks: rugby union app" it's the official all blacks app
>>66886409
Just get Union live lad.
>>66877914
yep, and ackerman best coach
>>66860239
>Stormers
>Not the Lions
Let's be honest, the Lions are the living the Cinderella dream rn.
Who is the one in the middle?
Go rugby
>>66890196
Her name is Peena
>>66890196
Nina, goddess of /rug/
How do the qualifiers work this year?
Top team in each conference then who? Is it second in each conference or the next top 4 overall teams not yet in?
>>66890681
Its the 4 teams with the next highest points. 3/4 of them are NZ teams right now.
>>66890681
1-4. top of conferences
5-8. next best of south african division and next 3 best of australasian division
>>66890733
Yes
thinking dominos pizza 2bh lads
>>66890196
Please join our community of stalking slags big strong american
>Friday
17:35 Highlanders v Sharks
19:45 Rebels v Cheetahs
>Saturday
15:15 Sunwolves v Jaguares
17:35 Hurricanes v Chiefs
19:45 Force v Waratahs
23:00 Stormers v Reds
>Sunday
00:00 Saracens v Wasps
00:15 Bath v Sale Sharks
01:10 Kings v Lions
16:05 Brumbies v Crusaders
>Monday
00:15 Leicester v Racing
elite standard time
>>66890880
Absolutely foul plebeian taste
who /7s/ here
>>66891395
not until rio
![12977261_1036203259793245_48848956704491506_o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OKw1QRp.jpg "12977261_1036203259793245_48848956704491506_o[1].jpg")
Who will win, S0uth Africa or Paris?
/giveitachance/ edition
KO 14.30 Central European time.
How can SF be 12th with this squad, it's ridiculous.
Montpellier:
1 Mikheil Nariashvili
2 Mickaël Ivaldi
3 Nicolas Mas
4 Robins Tchale-Watchou
5 Paul Wilemse
6 Fulgence Ouedraogo
7 Akapusi Qera
8 Pierre Spies
9 Nic White
10 Ben Lucas
11 Marvin O'Connor
12 Frans Steyn
13 Anthony Tuitavake
14 Timoci Nagusa
15 Benjamin Fall
Thibault Privat, Anthony Floch, Bismarck du Plessis, Benoît Paillaugue, Yvan Watremez, Kelian Galletier, Robert Ebersohn, Davit Kubriashvili
>>66891451
>stain dropped
kek
KEK
walkcunt
Who /BBCRadioNewcastle/ here?
>>66891564
They're pretty good desu, though the ball by ball commentary could be better
>>66891564
Fuck off daniel you're supposed to be retired
Torture and execute all Australians.
>>66891587
Forgot to remove the name there Daniel?
>>66891564
I wish they played more post-punk desu
Who /7s/ in here? Fiji v Kenya final coming up soon, NZ v Samoa now.
Saw Steve Hansen at work today lads
>>66891658
Nah lad I'm listening to BBC Radio Lancashire's ball by ball commentary of James Anderson's first match of the season
>>66891658
fiji on gold watch
>>66891451
>Ben Lucas is unironically a NH fly half
>not a meme hemisphere
pick one.
where's gentleben? you never told us how your date went
>>66891789
this >>66891761 is him
only he would remember ben lucas
>>66891679
What did he buy lad?
>>66891789
>>66891795
Lads.
the spangled banner arse further up was the result of the date.
who the fuck is gentleben and why is he suddenly pretending to be relevant
Mentions in the archive go back a record distance of two days
>>66891816
Thats a dude man
>>66891798
A 2nd hand copy of Plato's Republic
>>66891816
nice barbie m8
still, how was it? do you mention the stripper past? is she da one?
>>66891854
>yfw Steve Hansen is trying to become a philosophical warrior-poet like Michaeliavelli Cheikapolion
>>66891860
I brought it up with her in bed the next morning, told her to be honest with me because her lying to me would be worse than her having been a stripper.
It doesn't really bother me, I'm not a child so I don't care what she's done previously. The most annoying thing now is knowing that my law clerk has probs seen her cooch.
>>66891936
so how'd that go down? and gentleben, how do you have a law clerk? Gentleben QC
>>66891820
gentleben88 is a tipper in the superbru comp and its easy to spot him posting
>>66891820
Gentleben is a nice guy. The hero /rug/ needs, but certainly does not deserve
>yfw gentleben has the best arse in the relationship
gentleben > billy
>>66892009
Yeah I know that but when did he suddenly decide to be a poosonality
And more importantly, what's his endgame?
>>66892004
It went down fine. She said "I was just a waitress" and then I said "because my clerk used to work at [strip club name], and...", "ok I was a dancer".
Then I asked her to please not make a habit of lying to me because I'd prefer honesty to comforting lies. She said she only lied because she was embarrassed about it.
I'm a solicitor. Thinking about taking the bar practice course at some point, but not sure I want to starve that long.
>>66892142
yeah, right. well at least you asked post-root
>>66892142
unironically why did it matter
>>66892219
Post root was a calculated play. If you ask before hand it puts them off, after sex there's nothing to lose, it's a relationship question at that point.
>>66892134
No interest in being a poosonality. I've just always been here. I'm old guard. I'm the guy that made pic related. I go to every reds home game. I've been here since about 2010.
come on kenyaaaaa!
>>66892601
shit its the cup final. carn the kennies
Kenya leading Fiji 22-0 at half time in the Singapore Sevens Cup Final.
>>66892680
20* missed all 4 conversions lol
and still time for a last play
>>66892701
kek
yesterday one of the kenyans did something similar, tried to pass it to injera when he could have just touched it down
20-7
5 and a half minutes to go
>>66892789
What a try! Pocock-esque
>>66892851
dat spaghetti
>>66892858
kenya2fast
25-7, 2 minutes to go.
>A huge day for rugby in Spain, 25,000 sell out for the Copa del Rey with the King of Spain in attendance!
wew
>>66892974
i know the tighthead for one of the Spanish teams :^) his hometown team is the rats
>>66892974
damn it's growing eh
it appears the two dominant teams are from valladolid wonder what makes that city so receptive to rugby
>>66893132
Valladolid RAC
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valladolid_RAC
CR El Salvador
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CR_El_Salvador
Has this team tiki taka?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FC_Barcelona_Rugby
>>66893132
from wiki:
>Rugby union is a very popular sport in Valladolid. CR El Salvador, current champions of Spain's División de Honor de Rugby compete in the European Challenge Cup. They play their matches at Estadio Pepe Rojo. VRAC, current champions of the King's Cup, also plays in the same stadium.
It's just a cultural thing, which we really dont have here in Aus. south-west France likes rugby too for some reason. also I think Heidelberg in Germany is a rugby town
>>66893268
I know, but it'd have made more obvious sense if it were from a basque or catalan like region which doesn't see itself as 'spanish'
>>66893132
>There are traditionally four main rugby playing regions in Spain: Madrid, the city of Valladolid in the Old Castile region, the Basque Country, and the region of Catalonia particularly around Barcelona.
>There are pockets where rugby is particularly popular, such as the city of Valladolid in the Castile and León region, Sant Boi de Llobregat in Catalonia and Ordizia in the Basque country.
>>66893268
But you do? The Barassi Line, that divides the country between Rugby and afl.
>>66893361
it is strange, but rugby must have just caught on instead of soccer and it was passed down. explains why afl and mungo continue despite irrelevancy
>>66893405
yeah we do, sorta. but we don't have different regional cultures, one side liking league more than afl is literally the biggest difference we have. it's only really important too because melbourne etc is in their own bubble
>>66893555
there's some lingo that changes with the barrassi line as well
ice block vs icy pole
potato scallops vs potato cakes
dagwood dog vs pluto pup
Who is Barassi?
>>66893622
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barassi_Line
>>66893596
cuctorians etc calling swimmers bathers is the worst
>>66893268
>It's just a cultural thing, which we really dont have here in Aus.
Which is why everyone in Australia plays rugby and no one plays AFL, particularly in differing geographical regions, right?
You fucking muppet.
Is South Melbourne people supporting which team since Gansos' relocation to Sydney?
>>66893783
Correction: Cisnes
>>66893695
We don't have distinct regional accents,cuisine or culture like most other countries. AFL/rugby is literally the only huge distinguishing thing we have
