I know we've got two not at bump limit but I've made this one and posted it in both active threads in a bid to tidy things up.
OP of one thread didn't put /F1/ in the subject so loads are missing it.
Anyhow, here we go lads. RAIN.
first for /f1/ threads bonanza
>>66856750
1st for rainhh
>2015
I don't even remember any of that lad.
Third for third thread
Place bets:
ROS HAM VET
or
HAM ROS VET
4th for felipe baby
>2015 qualifying thread.
Jesus Christ.
>new thread after 100 posts
paki pls leave
>>66856776
Damn it vertical Bulgaria.>>66856776
>3 threads
Oh boy
Mornin' lads, any stream links open?
First time asking, so no idea where to check
>I'll tidy it up by making a new thread
good job idiot
>>66856750
Mad amx
>>66856798
It's the quickest of the three atm so I won.
I want rain, fucking China.
>chat with a girl that I find interesting and pretty in some classes
>search her in facebook, add her
>she accepted me
now what?
also kinda sad that there's no rain. Rain is a great bar to see who are the truly good drivers
>>66856785
HAM RAI GRO
i'm black lads
>>66856785
BUT GRO PER
>>66856814
are you lewis's weird brother?
>>66856808
>now what?
Genuflect
>haryanto on the SuperSoft right from the get go
hype
>>66856808
Get a FB chat going f a m
Then the next time you see her you've already covered plenty of ground
You'll be right in her cunt
>>66856805
>won
>getting satisfaction from creating a thread on an anonymous online image board
>>66856808
poke her
>>66856814
have you risen lately? do you know why the caged bird sings?
Thank you, David Croft, for telling me how the qualifying works.
>>66856795
ace
d6d06d59936b55cf2de03cb0e712a366ec7e4244
92860e9d44e8f46515d5e9063ca4b6c4848a2d04
>nth for 2015 grand pricks
>>66856785
You win
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Chinese_Grand_Prix
>verline
>>66856821
top fucking kek
>>66856823
Yes
Your point being?
FUCKING RED FLAG
ahahahahahaahaha
RIO WILL BE ON POLE
>Manure
>>66856830
Thanks
>>66856822
that's the problem no clue on what to talk to her of
>>66856808
Ask her what she thinks of the qualy format.
>>66856821
I think you mean fence, mate
>WHERLEIN
the amount of people...
Noob
>>66856844
>>66856814
same tho
>>66856808
"would you like to grab a coffee sometime?"
that wasn't so hard was it
>WHERLEIN
>Wehrlein
>Wehrlein
Fuck off with the red flags. God.
GERMAN HAMILTON FLYING TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN
>OP hasn't changed any of his clocks over to the new year
how do you even function lad
>>66856868
>Argie invites her to coffee
>Can't think of anything to talk to her about while having coffee
>Spends whole date saying 'Would you like to grab a coffee some time?"
>Kowehrleinen
second lauda i see
Shame this didn't happen with the elimination format
>the city of asian marshalling
>chinese marshals
>>66856868
We have a cup at home that everyone calls a pencil. /* laughter */ Because it's so thin /* gesture */
/* nervous laughter */ Make me a coffee in the pencil. /* laughter */
like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKGqgJTwtos
he'll get laid the following night, for sure
throw some cat litter on there. problem solved.
>2015
How slow are these fucking martials
>>66856854
She says it's perfectly fine.
Now what?
TRACTOR CUNT
>>66856905
Imagine the cash we'd be making off bookies.
What the fuck are the marshalls doing?
>>66856884
Well yeah if he's a turboautist then there's not much we can do
>Chinese marshals
Reeeee
>Those marshals
KEK
![18kyijkosnhb2jpg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8MYNYWv.jpg "18kyijkosnhb2jpg[1].jpg")
Why don't they rent this from the muricans?
>>66856919
Get him to film the sympathy root she tosses him?
>>66856930
you'd think the chinks have their own knockoff version by now
>>66856868
dunno it feels kinda weird we only see each other 90 mins per week, but I'm gonna try it
>>66856884
you remind me of coffee dad
>>66856854
>>66856819
thanks everyone for their input i'm not good at this kind of stuff, will report you with the results afterwards
also
>Wehrlein
>>66856940
chinese jet technology is a few decades old
>>66856912
W-well wanna grab some coffee sometime?
>>66856930
Why do americans put a quota on fun?
>dat speed
>>66856940
>Beijing Motor Show later this month
Can't wait for the fake Porsches desu
>>66856937
I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with aussiespeak
>Guy who moved in next door started loudly unpacking his stuff at 7:30
>On a saturday
At least I wont miss qualifying.
cap of pascal's sad scooter ride?
>>66856949
Amateur
What are the tire limits for the weekend?
How many of each tire can they have?
>a pool on a bumpy part of the track
i don't think there was anything he could do
Cmon Charlie
The fuck you waiting for cunt
>>66856950
my favs are the fake bentleys
>>66856950
Can we get some knockoff f1 cars?
>>66856961
>not waking up at 6 am for f1
>>66856960
Get him to film it while she fucks him out of sympathy for turbo autism.
Next time I'm in Helsinki I'll educate you on Aussiespeak if you buy me minttu and let me hit on your sister
>This shit show.
wtf is goign on lads
it took them this long to do this shit?
is this the cost of having miles of FIA red tape? why didn't someone just go out and dry it - you know - before the session?
>china shit
CHINESE MARSHALS STRIKE AGAIN
>Not that fucking thing again
>sweeping water
god damnit china
mongols supporting their finish brothers
I dont even know which thread is the right one now
Ah for fuck sake
>muh safety
LET THEM RUN AHHHHHH
>the pinnacle of racing doesn't have it's own group of high trained marshals and equipment that travels to each race
i mean even Indycar does this so what gives?
Now even dry tarmac is too wet for F1 cars. Top kek. It's shame we don't have the new quali system, that would make it even shitter.
put the green flag out while there's those meme vehicles on the track
please charlie
Make your time pls F1, I'm already tired and want to sleep.
CHINA
H
I
N
A
>>66856989
>Wehrlein
So once they get the puddle dried up then it can rain like crazy.
god damn just get on with it already, it's not like they're gonna fucking die
>>66856961
dunno about where you live but here movers are fucking early starters and prompt. moved recently they had parked their truck and trailer and were ready to begin loading at 8:00am. I was half awake at best.
>>66856949
>that moment when you just give in and let the car take you wherever its going, possibly to your death
hope he prepared his death poem 2bh
>it's a chinese marshal episode
>>66856980
I actually did wake up at 6am today.
That was to take a massive shit though.
And then i couldnt fall asleep again afterwards.
>>66857018
If only Montoya was still in F1.
How is water on bumb even possible? Doesn't the physics make the water slide down the bumb. Or is it Chinese physics?
god i fucking hate china
can't wait to vote for trump so they stop destroying us in trade
>>66856999
Consider us lucky that they aren't sending imprisoned Falon Gong worshippers out there to dry the track with pipettes and petri dishes
A FEW CENTIMETERS OF WATER IS NOT SAFE ENOUGH
PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
After the quali I'll go shopping. I'll buy me some CANDI SOUR WORMS because they're great, really. And then I'll go to sleep and wake up at 7pm
>>66856983
Deal, you'll have to drink with university students but it's all good
>>66857032
>chyayna
Hi lads back in '14 I lived in Shanghai for some months and I had the chance to go twice to the circuit, although there was no F1 at that time of the year, I'm planning to move there again next year desu, it was quite comfy
What the hell, is there only five of them since they can't seem to do the track and the car at the same time
>muh safety measures
>>66856980
so much of this. when i make her my gf i think one of the cutest things i could think about is her waking up at 4AM to watch a qualy with me
>>66857033
at least we'd get a few new memes out of it
>>66857032
The bump is more of an abrupt dip
>>66857035
not with slicks it isn't.
>murrican's the one to talk, with nascar neutralizing races when there's a single drop of rain
He lit up the rear before going off track
>>66857038
Okay!
Ace Stream a botnet?
>>66857040
I can live with that. I think I had lunch at the university cafeteria a few years back while still half shitfaced from the night before. I vaguely recall there were meatballs.
>>66857015
That would mean higher costs, thus less money for Bernie.
Did that marshal almost get run over?
>>66857054
Fuck. Wring reply
What the fuck is going on? Are they cleaning up debris or are they trying to dry the track?
>>66857068
yes. kek
any tablet friendly streams?
also what the fuck is game changers?
Hammler has a PU issue guys
brundle with the burn
>>66857059
be sure to look for CANDI SOUR WORMS in your shops
they cost less than haribo/trolli
>six gorillion chinese people
>can't field a sizable marshaling crew
>>66857044
>moving to Chink land
>a delay of 15 minutes because the chinese want to show off their street cleaner
>>66857055
so let the teams make their own decision on what tires to use? why do they need their hands held.
not even going to comment on your ignorance of oval racing
>>66857075
>>66857054
I MEAN COME ON IT'S 2016
>>66856961
>>66857027
7:30-8:00am isn't early for normies.
>>66857061
Seems likely, given that they recommend you have at least 3Mbps upload
>>66857077
Dry the track, any debris that landed on the track would have been picked up by now
WHY WHY WHY WHY
bet haas is saying to gunther why they just can't shoot the puddles
>be together with a girl
>plan to chill
>star removing her clothes
>see the flag of japan
>nope the fuck out
/haas/ looking at the track with disdain, kek
dry the fucking track
>>66857031
>water on bumb
> slide down the bumb
>>66857058
i think it was the bump
>>66857061
>not wanting to help out the community botnet
>the throttle works both ways
that means you can apply negative throttle? would that put you in reverse or would it take fuel out of the air and send it to the tank?
I mean the drivers could go over it with lifting the throttle .... fucking f1 nowadays
>>66857105
was she qt?
>tfw no qt polish gf
Why no info to viewers? Fucking FOM.
GUNTHER STEINER IS ITALIAN YOU TWAT KRAVITZ
>>66857101
>any debris that landed on the track would have been picked up by now
but this is china
>>66857105
you racist, bud?
>>66856949
Red flagged for this?
>>66857097
early to be awake, no. early to be fully alert/ready to do work, debatable.
>>66857122
blame the chinese
>>66857105
>see the flag of japan
>>66857113
>not using negative throttle in your own car to get infinite fuel
pleb pls go
>this shitshow
>all those Finnish flags
lot's of support for their Asian brothers in China.
>>66857103
Nah, he's asking where the jet engines are at
Isn't this like the 3rd time in 4 years we've had some sort of marshal shitshow in China?
![japan-japanese-flag_3207921[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/68EH2z1.jpg "japan-japanese-flag_3207921[1].jpg")
>>66857105
gee guys i wonder why nobody wants to watch this 'sport'
LE RACE CAR IS THE SAME SPELT BACKWARDS
>>66857091
what's wrong with that
>>66857105
she was a MTF
>last year's ferrari could start itself with hybrid unit
neat.jpg
>racecar is a palindrom
this is quality television right here lads
reminder than chinks are subhuman who dont care about environment or animals
to throttle = slow down
full throttle = as fast as possible
English is a language for retards.
>>66857062
You got lucky, sometimes the cafeterias here serve fish that tastes like cardboard, and they have the nerve to charge you for it
>crofty mentioned cricket
please watch our sport
>>66857149
remember mad max last year
Wasnt China under marshal law or something? And yet they a shit.
>>66857162
learned a new word 2bh
>>66856949
I like how he saved his front wing
>>66857150
>photographer getting the proper angles
i like him
>>66857162
based murdoch
>>66857163
>caring about the environment or animals
>>66857158
she's cute
>>66857143
they need them to keep their mig-15s flying
>>66857153
>RAC ECAR EL
Nah.
>>66857177
how did you not know racecar already?
>>66857171
BIG
>This retardation
>>66857186
you know what i meant.
>Chinese people
China is so disgusting.
>>66857155
I went there on holidays a few years back and it was so bland.
There's no way I could live there myself, but if you like it that's good for you I guess.
Are the Chinese marshalls holding FIA hostage here?
all this track drying when it's gonna be rain in 5. China pls
>>66857162
>>66857191
he means palindrome
>Q1 would have finished already
I HAVE PLACES TO BE
So dry.
Pls let another one slip there now
HOOFUCKINGRAY
ONLY A TWENTY ONE MINUTE DELAY FOR A LEAKING BUILDING
This is fucked up
WHY ARE THEY STOPPED
>>66857202
mainlanders gonna mainland
it's 3:30am and i have to get up for work at 6am
hurry up you fucks
>>66857215
Sainz
>>66857167
Haha that would not have done my stomach well that day.
>work in the morning, sick all day and NEED TO SLEEP
JUST GET ON WITH IT
>>66857202
/fa/
>>66857221
what is at 6 am?
finally
>>66857202
holy...Hongconver
>>66857202
Oh man I was there 6 yrs ago and looks like nothing has changed
>>66857202
cool mickey mouse hoodie
give aliexpress link, now
Gut is gonna crash on the puddle
>>66857222
his father is a rally driver, bet he'd get a spanking if he slipped
>puddles still there
is it that hard to dry a fucking floor?
>>66857202
>next fashion turn
>bringing up Brazil 08 for the millionth time
WHY DO THE FUCKING BRITS DO THIS EVERY TIME
>>66857228
when he gets up for work you munt
>>66857228
a job
something your NEET as wouldn't know anything about
Why is that faggot talking about 2008?
f1 is such a pussy sport. stopping the session for 30 minutes just to go kirby on a puddle ffs
no DRS?
>drivers do some laps, pls
>"no"
this is tragic
>>66857250
>>66857251
lmao working on a saturday, are you a dishwasher or something?
This reminds me of that time in Korea when the medical car was deployed ONTO THE TRACK AND IN FRONT OF THE FIELD while the race was still under a green flag
Which year was that? 2012 or 2013?
give seb your energy lads \o/
>>66857173
was that when they took 30 minutes to move his car from the grid to the pits through a small gate in the pit wall?
>>66857265
Fuck I hated Korea
>>66857265
2013, probably the only memorable race of that year
>>66857166
to throttle means to control senpai
>hamilton's engine is kill
ROS VET RAI, lads?
Are we back into the 2015 qualifying system or what?
>>66857258
>hey no tires for you guys, but do some laps anyway.
>ayy lmao
>>66857248
>>66857252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en_u7N9T8es
>Massa gets on podium
>"hey this is just like 2008 when you lost! :^)"
>>66857283
Yes
>>66857265
naw it was a fucking truck
>HAAS FIRST
MURICA
POST YOUR FACE WHEN IT ISN'T HAMROSVET
DEBRIS
STOP THE RACE
DEBRIS ALWRT
>>66857297
At least not trucktor
>>66857283
yes, they've mentioned it
>>66857297
jeep
>>66857283
Sadly, I liked watching them suffer.
>AMG tuning
reminder sauber die before the season ends
>>66857300
No?? Or is your stream lagging
How does the TV director keep getting worse? His new favourite hobby is cutting from something interesting to a car going as slowly as possible
