UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
(((PRELIMS START AT 1:30 PM EDT, 10:30 AM PDT, 6:30 PM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 4 PM EDT, 1 PM PDT, 9 PM BST)))
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Teixeira vs Evans)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 4 PM EDT, 1 PM PDT, 9 PM BST, PRELIMS START AT 6 PM EDT, 3PM PDT, 11 PM BST)))
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Souza)
(((STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS:
>UFC 200 is going to be shit
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/dana-white-says-robbie-lawler-targeted-for-ufc-201-or-ufc-202-likely-against-tyron-woodley
Dos Anjos-Alvarez set for July 7th Fight Pass card
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/15/11438832/rafael-dos-anjos-to-defend-title-against-eddie-alvarez-on-ufc-fight
>Khabib: "The lightweight division is full o bums yeh"
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/15/11437004/khabib-nurmagomedov-calls-mcgregor-diaz-ferguson-cerrone-bums-wants
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler will not be in the UFC 200 comain
The dream is dead
the REIGNING, DEFENDING, HEEM HEAVYMEME CHAMPION OF THE WOOOORLD
>>66854833
>not adding BRACE
https://www.ufc.tv/video/brace-39
on now
>>66854833
anyone riding the triple-header tommorrow?
reminder Horcher is going to pull out of the fight tomorrow, he looked like he was going to cry at the weigh ins
>>66854924
I think he was mostly concerned about not making weight, but he ended up making it
>>66854897
Who can stop him?
post yfw conor heems nate at ufc 200
>>66854978
>>66854978
>>66854978
>>66855004
>>66854978
>mfw Nate submits Conor...again
>>66855031
>Nate submits Conor
>>66854978
>roider dos anus is headlining fight pass now
post /ohmy/ moments pls
who BRACE now?
>mfw Nate is going to destroy Conor again
>>66855114
https://a.pomf.cat/baqpkl.webm
/asp/ie here. Literally never been to /sp/ before. What does /heem/ mean?
>islam memekachev
>>66854974
nice
>>66855114
>>66855175
>>66855243
>your children wont have Gabi's genes
why live?
>>66855274
thank god
When Aldo handily beats Edgar again all this USADA and le shot fighter deleted chin talk is going to evaporate really quick.
>>66855243
>>66855243
>>66855345
Have you got the finish from that fight?
It's so vicious and I really don't like Machida
>>66855274
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Gonna need to take an ice shower to cool off
>>66855365
no you weirdo
>>66855365
i have a couple of odd webms from Romero i am not sure if i have the finish ill post what i got from it
>>66855386
Cool thread dude thanks for sharing
>>66855398
your welcome
>>66855365
>>66855390
got that finish
>>66855196
>>66855386
they know thats photoshopped right? thats not what white people think black babies look like right? not even pol is this dumb right???
>the city of BRACE
god this show has such shit production. Fights are fun atleast.
Getting predictions for Rashad Vs Texiera. Main card only, if the fight gets cancelled, then i will just count your other predictions.
Glover Teixeira vs. Rashad Evans
Rose Namajunas vs. Tecia Torres
Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Darrell Horcher
Cub Swanson vs. Hacran Dias
>>66855435
Hi, just saw your post. I've put it into the Quality Improver 2000, hope you like the result. God bless.
>>66855465
>cue 5 minute rant by Rogan explaining how soccer puts nitrous on your legs
>>66855114
Remember when this guy was rated the number 1 law in the world?
>>66855473
>showtime_gnp.webm
That's his brother
>>66855506
There's only one Pettis mate
>>66855497
>law
Light asianweight?
>>66855514
Funny cunt aren't ya
>>66855473
thank you
>>66855506
Its still an apt description considering they call pettis sr.'s kick the showtime kick
did they?
>>66855497
Natural
>>66855536
Is there something preventing straight on kicks in One? I only ever see these weird sweeping ones
anyone want to discuss jaw structure?
>>66855553
No stomps allowed, so none of those straight line angled stomps up the middle
>>66855553
he was trying to get around the guys guard. And I guess roundhouse kicks are stronger then straight kicks unless its a downward stomp.
>>66855541
>ywn see yoel and jones double penetrate holly
>>66855409
Turned his brain into a smoothie
how was rfa? i had to do some work and missed it....
>>66855553
From what I understand there is no rule explicitly stating preventing soccer punts or kicks, its just a lot of ONE F/C rooster prefer to do MT style low kicks for their down opponent kicks.
>>66855597
mainc ard was all finishes. Worth tracking down. Dana was there too so you might get to see some new signings from the card,
How do you go from this...
Why is it all the levels GOATS are Asian or at least part Asian?
1. Benson Henderson
2. Takanori Gomi
3. B.J. Penn
4. Aoki Shinya
5. Anthony Pettis
>>66855621
...to this?
>>66855640
by taking a dive
>>66855557
I've been saying this for awhile now. When you're a woman on the shit it shows physically.
>>66855679
A supreme /heem/
So is it some type of new meme to not post the previous thread?
>>66855656
the last autist has left but i reckon rousey looks so much beefier these days
i reckon she's on some designer shit
What's your best sub /heem/?
>>66855746
Mr Wonderful
Would you trade elbows for grounded kicks and knees in the unified rules, /heem/?
>>66855772
No.
>>66855772
I'd take präuide rülz
>>66855772
Yes
>>66855797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf7NZ2wMs6Q
>>66855746
I like hitting the standing kimura. Nobody really ever expects standing joint locks.
>>66855746
jujigatame armbar
kata gatame/arm triangle
are my bread and butter/tokui waza
>>66855804
The fact that you got it means that this sport has taken way too big a part of your life, but then again it also has for me so I'm not one to judge.
>>66855811
>>66855839
>Lawler-Woodley for 201 or 202
*yawns*
>>66855634
i know this is bait bullshit but atleast put lawler in there, pettis? really nigga xD
>>66855839
Barao is such a monkey faggot, I hope he gets heemed by Stephens
>>66855986
Amerindians come from east asia.
well lads do you think you could heem me?
>>66854978
>>66855953
make america goofs again
>>66855460
Evans
Rose
Kebab
Dias
>>66856127
>everyone else sends their B-grade fighters to represent them in the 220 tournament
>Bellator sends King fucking Mo
It's no surprise he won so handily
is tecia "tiny tits" torres a meme fighter?
lads its not yet 7am and i am awake, this means i will be shit tired by about 12am and the main card starts at 1am
what do
>>66856171
>wmma
>meme
Yes.
>>66856200
she is on the gas
>>66856171
Don't be lewd in /heem/ and no
I also str8 up h8 her striking game. She cuts an angle then throws fifteen arm punches and lands none of them over and over again. She has an athletic advantage over her opponent I'm like pick a shot and land for fucks sake tbhar senpai
>>66856198
move to a better timezone
>>66856221
I'd like to taste some of that gas
>>66855460
Texeira via 2nd round T/KO
Namajunas via decision
Khabib via 2nd round T/KO
Cub via decision
Filename
>>66856200
I want her to squeeze my testicles with her ass until they burst like grapes
>>66856200
Why is this allowed
This is the world we chose
>>66856244
Schaub is also a fatty mcfatty, he needs to lose a few couple of many pounds.
>>66856244
friendly reminder ronda will never make bantamweight ever again
>>66856254
He's still way hotter than Ronda tbt
>>66856251
Speaking of which I recently saw a scene where dude pulls out of girl's ass and then sticks his testicles in. It took him a while to get them in her ass.
Looked kinda painful tbhfam.
>>66856264
I'd rather fuck ronda since I'm not a fag
>>66856272
that webm is
>mfw I wake up and realise there is no UFC event
>>66856282
Dont be silly hotness isnt how much you wanna fuck someone
>>66856290
Like, woah man
>>66856264
Nah get lost homo
Is Rose and Ngannou the cutest couple in MMA?
>>66855557
do you not know what angles are or are you meme posting?
also do you think steroids change bone structure?
>>66856307
There's literally nothing wrong with finding other men hot.
>>66856290
>wake up
>every fight is cancelled due to USADA violations
>except for Bethe vs Raquel
>Bethe spreads he massive butt cheeks
>she reveals her red hot o-ring
>add Bethe on Tinder
>she bites off your dick and it sprays dark red blood
>squeezes your nutsack til it makes iced tea
>>66856316
HGH literally makes everything grow bones organs muscles etc... thats why ronda looks like such a chunky bitch these days
>>66856316
All those trannys on /b/ didn't have face surgery, they're just on HRT
>>66856326
Jesus.
Is this your fantasy or the lyrics to a Cannibal Corpse song?
It's only gay if your dicks actually touch and you both like it
>>66856316
Steroids do change bone structure, that's why most female bodybuilder look the way they do.
>>66856331
No, it doesn't. You either induce acromegaly (which you won't) or you don't. It's not proportional.
>>66856352
so its not gay if your dicks touch and only one of you like it?
phew i thought i was gay for a second crossing swords with my cousin
>Honda's bone structure is clearly different from the Strikeforce days
>my evidence? well here's a pic of her looking stern recently and here's a pic of her laughing from back then
Jog on, retards. Jog on.
When did Ronda stop being QT? Is it when she got all the media attention?
>>66856375
When she opened her fucking mouth.
>>66856331
>it literally makes everything grow
>thats why shes chunky
this is your logic
if you think ronda is on HGH you've got to have no idea what HGH is
>>66856343
hormone replacement therapy changes face shape because men and women's faces fill distribute fat differently so when a man starts the mones their face starts to fill out like a womans and the face shape changes. fuller cheeks, softer chin, less underneck fat....etc
>>66856316
>also do you think steroids change bone structure?
Didn't Callen say something about Asa Akira getting fucked up skin from absorbing shitload of testosterone through cum? Maybe's that's how Ronda got her different bone structure.
It's not steroids, it's just anal creampies.
>>66856366
look all the evidence was posted in the previous thread go read through that before deciding to bring out the same arguments from the previous thread
ronda is unequivocally on the gas and her body has changed as a result of it
thats fact my friend
your grill is on the juice
Tfw on the gras right now
>>66856388
There was zero evidence, you idiot.
>>66856403
>tfw drank 4 beers
>>66856368
Did you dicks touch and both of you like it?
>>66856407
thats a poor example she is smiling and her hair is shrouding her jaw
>brazilian """women"""
>>66856430
it wasn't sexual it was just bonding in the shower
just a bit of horse play
>>66856449
did your parents emigrate from sweden or something
>>66856449
Any rhythmic slapping involved?
>>66856457
>>66856458
don't worry we were young at the time both 18
>>66856449
Then it's not gay
>>66856448
mm yes they'll do nicely hehe *licks lips*
>>66856468
Im worried
>>66856448
Nice proxy, Ireland.
>>66856481
no no i was only half engorged but he was full mast
Fight will be at 6 am here. No more staying awake till 3 am. It's time to wake up and start the week with fights. have a good day heem.
>>66856448
Can some Brazilians post the average girl looks like there?
bings and bongs to the next event?
>>66856504
Big country, lots of different races
>>66856493
>fighting with a wobbly sword
You goof
>>66856518
i-is her butt real?
>>66856512
Glory 29 SupaFiteSeries in about 11 bongs
>>66856518
>>66856520
Just the next time yous are out take a picture of a random chick, or would that get you killed?
>>66856533
how many bongs to the ufc?
>>66856536
>implying im ever out
>>66856532
yeah 100% real implants
>no more comfy evening UFC
>have to stay up until morning
>>66856545
14 bongs until the FitePass Preliminaries
There's also a Bellator event, I think in about 6 yours? I'm not sure exactly.
>>66856555
comfy morning UFC for me, lad. Also her nude shoot was based.
>>66856555
What's the comfiest time of day to watch cagefighting?
>>66856561
6 hours? Makes sense if its in taly
>>66856576
care to link her shoot?
>>66856589
Eva Andressa. search on google.
>>66856600
wew
>>66856600
Additionally, there is a Road FC event in about 5 bongs. Perhaps a Chinese pirate stream of it will pop up.
>>66855557
steroids don't change your face
>>66856693
oh shit is there?
so much MMA to choose from
>You now remember Tito Ortiz submitting Ryan Bader after going winless for 6 years straight
>>66856717
What does? HGH maybe?
>>66856781
maybe? hgh leads to everything getting bigger.
>>66856759
and burying Ryan Bader under the Bud Light Lime graphic with his classic gravedigger victory routine. What a moment. A great card.
>>66856759
Behead those who disrespect based Tito
>>66856717
>steroids don't change your face
Yes they do, in fact testosterone is used on female to male hrt
did i just get banned
>>66856807
what card was this i want to see tito's last horaah
>>66856864
UFC 132
>>66856855
phew
why did the janny delete my pic and the other blonde posted by the other br but not that ugly ass roid chimp posted by croatia
>>66856864
UFC 132
>>66856733
there were 55 events between friday and saturday this weekend
>>66856885
Jannies work in mysterious ways.
>>66856885
the janny has his preferences anon who are you to judge him?
how wide do you think her vjayjay is?
>>66856964
like sleeve of wizard
why is heem so slow?
>>66857064
/heem/ sleepy
>>66856893
fuuuuuuuuck
So whats closer Bellator or Road?
>>66857064
>>66856964
>>66856903
proxy pls go
>>66857142
just go to tapology, and try to figure out how to watch every event on line
or wait for glory kickboxing
>>66856964
More importantly, how thick do you think her clit is?
For some reason girls who are that ripped always have monster clits.
>>66857187
>wait for glory kickboxing
I would have to stay up all night and its not worth it.
Does Tapology keep track of all events?
>>66857286
yup. they do better then sherdog, more fighters and events
but their rankings are total shit
>>66857328
the UI is a bit hard to navigate though. Sherdog I find a bit easier.
>>66857399
yeah, and both are covered in annoying videos adds these days. but it tracks cancelled fights and the records of fighter's opponents
>>66857536
As for tonights fights I will probably wait untill someone here posts a stream or announces its starting
>>66855460
Teixeira
Torres
Nurmagomedov
Swanson
will gunnar ever be welterweight champ?
>>66855578
Just watch Ryan Conner get DP'd by Prince and Moe Johnson in the Brother Load
Business idea:
fighters should use strikes to the knee and quads when ground and pounding
imagine you're in half guard and you just start whacking someones kneecap or elbowing their quads, you could do Aldo vs. Faber-esque-tier damage like that
>>66858296
I sort of feel like Jones is gonna get beat in a similar way. Destroying his legs and working your way up over the course of 5 rounds is probably the key to beating him, and leg kicks are too predictable to use. I'm thinking jabs to the lead leg and kneeing the quads and midsection while in the clinch.
>>66855485
This pic of hers surely got popular In here. That ass nnnnnnnng
Thoughts on this?
>>66858404
>posture up
>feint a right hand to the face
>instead dig a 12 to 6 elbow straight to the opponents femur
>go back up top as he struggles to protect the leg he now realizes is completely vulnerable
>get another good elbow on the quad that insures your opponent has a Charley horse
>stand the fight up and pick apart your now limping opponent
we're givin em a seminar and we're not even gonna charge them
>>66858488
That's weird he's an obese midget so probaly like an average thin person in weight
>>66858527
weigh in Ronda is very QT, pre media attention Ronda was also QT
/Heem/ what cut of steak do you recommend for bulking on a somewhat limited budget?
shite sport
>>66858633
eat fish
>>66858644
If you are dumb enough to troll with your real name and info you probably deserve to have your life shat on
>>66858643
>>66858564
When Henderson fought Diaz, Henderson utilized some jabs to the lead leg. He got Nate in the leg three times in a row, and then later feinted another before hitting him in the face with a cross. Supposedly, those jabs to the leg hurt like hell.
>>66858660
this 2bh
>>66858644
She's doing god's work. we don't need cyber bullies making money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5jB_R5jp6A
>>66858675
But she's a cyberbully and would be fired from some random 9-5 if she worked at one.
>>66855345
why did they stop ?
>>66858698
Had too much fun, had to have a cooldown
>>66858644
>#trymepeasant
I'm using this
>>66858733
Kaz Fujita is a big guy
>>66858644
> an example
> "shoot yourself in the fucking face"
> THAT'S A SERIOUS INTERNET THREAT ON ME AS A WOMAN
Okay.
>>66856440
did honda fuck your BF? show some hespesct, fagit.
>>66858644
>calls other people peasants
unironically has a 10/10 contract
>>66858752
>>66858644
Magana's tinder
>>66858752
He was off to a good start before he turned into a massive faggot and told her to kill herself
>>66858691
I see nothing wrong with this.
>>66858820
>>66858820
Bula! Enjoying some kava I hope ;)
![anna-668x485[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PfU8VLU.jpg "anna-668x485[1].jpg")
>>66858691
Didn't even know Shrek was fighting on this Ricin.
This is the only pic of her opponent I can find.
>>66858527
Would desu.
>>66858633
the cheap and meaty kind, motherfucker
>>66855460
Glover
Torres
Khabib
Dias
>>66858800
He was a massive faggot from the start for giving the attention whore attention. But nearly all men are insufferable faggots on that regard.
Watching the weigh ins.
Lots of guys juiced to the tits on this card.
>>66858800
Welcome to 4chan, newfriend.
>>66858879
I'm sorry you never grew past your 15 year old who just discovered /b/ mentality
>>66858891
I'm sorry you're over 30 and still here.
>>66858861
Men are just the worst
>>66858784
I have a couple Tinder pics saved before my phone got heemed
>>66858866
Florida seems to have a bit of reputation in that regard. ATT & Blackzillians have always had a bit of a PED stigma.
>>66858903
>over 30
way way over if its the bald shitposting never leaving aussie, he's confirmed over 40
>social mediafag Gabi spammer is a woman
Well that makes sense
