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News
Sacramento will "probably" be in MLS at some point
Jermaine Jones (COL) will likely play Saturday
Nigel De Jong (LA) suspended 3 games
Atlanta Utd hires youth academy director
Standings
Dallas leading the Supporters' Shield and Western Conf rankings with 14 points from 7 games
Montreal leading Eastern Conf
>>soon
http://www.oregonlive.com/timbers/index.ssf/2016/04/portland_timbers_respond_to_da.html
>A bit surprised actually, he's recovered as quickly. I mean, he's got super-human blood or something,
>I expected that. I think if he would have been injured a little bit longer — I think that plays into these decisions a lot — then it probably would have been more
lol Porter
>>66846840
SOON
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How's your fantasy team doing, /mls/?
>>66846883
>super-human blood
>>66846955
Stop that. You're Californian, show some self respect.
Anyone catch Pablo making 0 sense the other day?
>>66846980
just accept it la
we comin for that MLS seed
>>66846960
>fell from 1st to 4th
Guess that's what I get for bailing on Dallas.
>Tumblrs
>>66847061
>>NASL club Wilmington Hammerheads
JEJ
>>66847061
Is this a universe in which pro/rel exists in America?
>>66847147
>>66847097
Yes. Hilariously enough, the dev got the names mixed up and it's 1-MLS 2-USL 3-NASL
and the cosmos got relegated
who can stop us?
>>66847180
Houston?
>>66847180
The Sportings of Kansas City
>I'm a dynamo.
>>66847193
Yes, even on a bad day for Dallas, Houston was able to deliver a beat down which isn't something you can say they can do last season.
>>66847231
>I'm a galaxy
>>66847278
More relevance than your teams meme of a name.
>>66847278
Typical Amerilard
>>66847286
>Falling for the slippy G meme
>>66847295
>Let's adopt a word from a Russian/eastern euro sport team.
Durr
>>66847286
LAFC and Sacramento would like a word m8
>>66847303
>sell dat swag
Welcome to the Mls.
>>66847330
>fc
At least there's something to do in moo town.
>>66847319
>Houston announced the name "Dynamo", on March 7, 2006, which refers to Houston's energy-based industrial economy, as well as a previous Houston soccer team, Houston Dynamos who played in the Lone Star Soccer Alliance and United Soccer League.
Keep deluding yourselves
http://sbisoccer.com/2016/04/garber-sacramento-leads-field-for-mls-expansion-to-28
>Republic FC could be officially announced as the next expansion team within the next year, according to the Sacramento Bee. Garber also revealed cities in the running for the remaining three spots, including San Diego, Detroit, St. Louis, San Antonio and Austin.
>San Diego
>Detroit
u srs?
>>66847330
>lafc
>not the biggest meme name
>sac republic
>implying this name isn't crossing the line
>>66847362
Detroit fans are even whining about joining MLS.
US soccer hipsters just keep getting worse.
>>66847386
>whining
>implying any real fan would want to join mLELS single entity scam
>>66847406
Lower League shill butthurt always helps me get through the day
>>66847352
So they came up with naming a team that first. Or did some euro boo think it was a good idea because it was ironically relevant?
UNION
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Union-Rangers-Pumas broship is going strong
>>66847420
>lower league
not for long, NASL to division 1 when?
>>66847458
>When pro/rel
>>66847455
(You)nion
>>66847428
Considering Texas is backwater as fuck. Some dude probably said dynamite and Drunk Jeremiah thought it was a good name for a team
>All this LA/Dynamo banter
Kek
Doesn't change the fact that the team will get roasted today.
How do you like your LAG /mls/?
>>66847521
shut up and post ass
>>66847498
Ok Cletus,just don't delude yourself.
>>66847533
>>66847572
>Zardass up top
WE >lagING TODAY
>>66847601
No where else to play him.
>empty
Is there a lot of traffic in Houston?
>>66847572
JUST
>>66847601
>le tap in big fast blak guy
>>66847638
He's only one of those things.
Damn I wanted to see kubo go up against Gio.
>>66847652
>He's only black
>>66847677
>memexico classico
>Geiger
My sides.
GOOOOOAAAALLL
>>66847774
>LAG no longer Garber's favorite team
>lags
>just meme my game.
Oh yeah goal.
>>66847866
>dynolels
That feel when you are going to miss your team's home opener because of 13 hours of work training in one day.
H-how many goals are we going to see exactly
>>66846960
>Muh LOBINA
>>66846840
Why the fuck doesn't America have promotion/relegation? What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Oh yeah now I remember, you're all fat, dumb, and you fuck your sisters and cousins
So much whistle blowing. It's another Geiger episode.
>>66847926
>He probably thinks Lester is bad for football
https://streamup.com/zrowny
>>66847926
basically
>>66847926
>its a britbong salty about his ugly sister episode
>>66847886
Feels, i work all day every saturday,can only watch late games
DONT HURT MAIDANA
t. Philly
>>66847926
>live on an island smaller than kansas for thousands of years
>talk about inbreeding
>>66847926
>Fat,dumb and inbreeding.
Calling the kettle black.
>>66847926
>youre only a real fudboll league if you have promotion and relegation XDDDD le fug
When will Old worlders die from their old ass building crumbling down upon them?
>>66848051
>>66848051
>wanting yurop to die
>t. Tyrone Muhammed
>>66848029
>yfw england is literally the Arkansas of yurope
>tfw watching Red Sox on my other monitor
>it's Jackie Robinson day so everyone is wearing #42 and I can't tell any players from each other because the stream is shit quality
>tfw NASL gets it rightly deserved division 1 status in my lifetime
We'll do what mLELS couldn't do for 20 years, make US soccer great.
>>66847544
Ok
>>66848185
It's funny because Trump is the reason the NASL died in the first place. Points for the Irony
>>66848201
Get fucked Cletus.
>>66848201
Are you there by yourself?
Are you white?
>it's not a 0-0 episode
How do I celebrate, lads?
>>66848274
beer
ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT
>>66848324
I'll probably do that at the half desu
>>66848274
fap?
I've been watching this game for less than half an hour and I can't believe MLS is actually this bad.
Damn that was nice.
>houston so bad they make Gio and Gerard look decent
>HOUSTON
>thinking the LAGs aren't back
K E K
Wew lads, someone make them stop
>Dynokek fag on suicide watch.
I've seen less memeier matches in NASL then this shitty one.
Geigers on fire.
>tfw not mentioned in the newest expansion report
>when fucking San Diego and Austin are mentioned
just kill me
>AYY Puto
Dynashore fans butthurt.
>>66848620
You guys will get in once MLS finally absorbs NASL and they go 40 teams with internal pro-rel
Its almost like the old Bekham long pass to Landon days.
Is it possible this our year LA bros?
>>66848787
You would think that would logically possible. But I don't think Gio or Gerrard have it in them now. I could be wrong,especially after that assist and goal. I guess we'll see.
>>66848226
With my dad and neighbor.
>>66848651
>Implying they dont always do this
Giger show gonna giger.
This T-Mobile reception is ass
>>66848972
You need one of those high powered camera lens.
We damage control now in the 1st half.
>>66849036
I'm gonna need something small enough to fit in my pocket.
>>66849101
>road win
Feels good senpai.
7-1 incoming
>zardes finished
How is this game happening?
>>66849234
It was actually a first touch senpai
>Dynapoo
arena's revenge
>>66849276
>lose key defensive mid
>4-1 road win
The Don giveth, and the Don taketh away.
Cubo is about to come on. Lets see how fat he is.
It's a contest to see who's useless mexican is less useless now
>3 subs
>houston in full damage control
>>66849418
>Fat Cubo
>EVER being damage control
They're crashing this plane with no survivors senpai
>Torres/Gio
>>66849415
One of them has 2 goals, so he's already won.
>>66848214
I'm still unclear on Trump's involvement with NASL 1.0.
Are you sure you're not confusing it with USFL?
Just switched this on, are Galaxy good or do Houston suck?
also
UNION
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OH SHIT UNIVISION WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
>>66849600
Galaxy seem to be more cohesive. Houston can't even make any real set pieces. It's Mls,so unpredictable.
>Unimas forcing me to watch some Liga 3rd World match that is 2 small for me to actually know what's going on
wew
>tfw it's a rebuilding year for the Sounders
I KNOW, I KNOW
>>66849600
Union-Sounders is going to be a memefest.
>>66849720
>I'M A SOUNDER
Dare I say it, lads?
Damn Gerrard,that was close.
Textbook from Van Damme there.
>Houston doesn't know a good tackle.
Smugfrogmanface.png
Just saw DaMarcus Beasley. Is he still a meme player?
>you can't do that
>*clap clap clapclapclap*
>you can't do that
>>66849935
Only De Jong would
>>66849977
>americlaps
>>66849977
Rare flag.
LA would have 6 MLS Cups if they went with Rowe instead of trying to get MLS's biggest meme keeper last year
>>66850060
>muh veterans
>muh don't give our keeper a better contract
didn't deserve it, maybe this year
>>66850138
Typical Arena.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dynashit btfo.
Holy shit the salt was real.
So this is what happens when you go in all meme.
>>66850060
This high key
>>66850355
Dont delude yourself anon.
>>66850404
You're right it would have been full meme if De Jong player.
I wasn't expecting a come back after that God awful 1st half.
>>66850355
that guy nearest to the broad doesn't look too fast, think he would get to you before you finish inside?
>>66846840
side note to the OP: i love this image, i'd created a thread with it the other day but it got swept to the archive by the Premiere league matches that day, I guess. Now if only I could figure out which teams were the home teams in your post.
>>66846858
What? Where?
>>66847926
It's not the inbreeders who are the problem. It's the owners of the top teams getting together and saying, "If any of us get relegated, that's less money for that one team, so let's not do that."
It promotes competition, of course, but our billionaire class has been too obsessed with raping poor people since the end of WWII. This is currently on the downslide, because it's not sustainable (i.e. there are only so many poor people).
>>66851301
It's just a rendering some design firm did to get people talking about MLS in St Louis and advertise themselves
>>66851256
Looks like left is home
>>66851256
it was champions league i'm sure.
>>66851359
Bullshit, we can definitely always breed more poor people
>>66851453
Barca losing, we lost two threads that day
>>66849563
He is not confusing it. Trump is to business what Ben Affleck is to acting.
NOW WE'VE GOT PROBLEMS
AND I DON'T THINK WE CAN SOLVE 'EM
>>66851603
But what is his involvement in it?
>>66851739
there isn't any
they really are confusing NASL and USFL
>>66851630
>NOW
>>66851630
>>66851630
Y'all gonna get memed on tomorrow
>do it for him
>>66851630
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
early friday games suck.
have nothing to do after they are done.
>>66852427
>>66852731
>NFL Eagles
Literally what the fuck.
>>66855116
>triggered
>>66855794
It's Philly, isn't everyone?
>>66855888
nice trips
>>66847362
What's wrong with San Diego?
>>66848620
Austin will never happen and San Diego needs to get a USL team at the very least to test the waters before they should even think about moving towards MLS.
Based Ray
>>66858489
It has all the same problems people bitch about when someone brings up an MLS team in Vegas or Phoenix.
http://www.canadasoccer.com/canada-mnt-adds-uzbekistan-match-in-june-p159361
They couldn't get anybody else?
>Bradlel
They're one point from the last promotion place but with 5 teams vying for it he didn't do himself any favors
>>66865386
>One of the best academies in the world
>bottling promotion in a joke league
>There are""""""""""people"""""""""" that want him in charge of our youth development
>>66865524
Did better than Klinsmann
>>66865559
Klinnsman coaches the Bundesliga. Bradley coaches in 2 leagues arguably weaker than MLS and failed in both.
>>66865602
And Bundesliga is a joke league.
>>66865638
>Ligue 2
>Allahu Akbar Ligue
>Buyernliga
One of them doesn't belong.
I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL LIKE A RAP GOD
RAP GOD
>>66865638
lol now that's grand delusions
>>66865787
>No California teams
Wew
>>66865787
>its a women's team named "pride" or "spirit" episode
>>66865893
I expect they'll buy one of the mapped teams and move it to LA, like, any second now.
>>66865943
>"Pride"
>No gay or otherkin players
Triggered. Should've called those bitches the Prudes
>>66863116
Still got that clear purple Gameboy Color myself. Wonder what clear cartridge he's got in.
>>66863424
>most beautiful year-round weather in the world
>compared to scorching deserts
wut?
>He rates MLS
>>66866156
>He's never been to a Chorgers game
>>66865787
>those god-tier PNW logos
>>66866156
If that's true, why do the Padres play all of their home games in the evening?
>>66866168
>The MLS All-Stars have trounced such teams as Bayern, Chelsea, and Tottenham in their last outings.
>>66866168
Nah, still fun though
>>66866384
>preseason
>>66866168
>He
>>66866168
I only rate NASL.
>>66866168
Have fun supporting your American-owned megaclub you plastic fuck
>>66865787
Seattle Reign is GOAT women's name and logo desu
>>66866826
I like Red Stars. Decent name.
>>66866576
>preseason
>>66867562
>poop
When do the games start lads?
>>66867507
best girl in that team doesn't hurt
>SOON: OFFICIAL 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY EDITION
What great time we've had together. Let's look back at Day 1 shall we?
OFFICIAL MLS ATLANTA 2017 RELASE PARTY (4/16/14)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sud6WpRn8A
>SOON
>>66867993
I hope your new stadium collapse on your first match
>>66868113
If so, let's hope it collapses on the away section ontop of you the one time you left your house. DYEL 1 million pounds bro?
>>66868113
stop encouraging him
>Soon: 2 year edition
>>66865787
>>tfw no top-level womens' team in STL anymore
>there are people on /sp/ that unironically care about Major Lel Soccer.
So why do you ameribro's support the league that holds the national team back again?
>>66869308
*watches the world cup once*
>>66869308
>lifelong soccer fan since June 2014
>>66869308
>nycfc key demographic
>>66869308
Don't worry, NASL will get it's god given rightful division 1 status soon.
>>66869209
Damn that's a better crest than the men's team
>>66869209
Nice. I find it hilarious and kinda sad that fans on the Internet of teams like ATL,LA2,STL, and MIA make better Crests and kit concepts than the actual teams
>>66869903
ikr desu
>Soon: special 2 year day, 2016 edition
>>66867507
Those clubs in Paris and Belgrade think so too
>>66869209
>I'm an Athletica
>>66870271
outdated kit desu since ATL will most likely have both home and away kits with adidas side striping instead of sleeve striping.
>>66871876
Oops
>#TFCLive Bench: Roberts, Perquis, Morgan, Bloom, Lovitz, Chapman, Babouli #DCvTOR
>>66871672
>Donadel not starting
Montreal pls
>Available Subs: Hall, Mishu, Opare, Jeffrey, Vincent, Acosta, Saborío
>>66872448
>the city of Sean Johnson
coming soon to an NASL team near you
>>66872491
He's got a wrist injury
>>66872448
>accam still ded
goalless draw incoming
>>66872491
i believe he's injured otherwise he'd be on the bench
>>66872540
>>66872534
and if he doesn't come back soon, there won't be a spot left for him
>>66872999
>Sean Johnson will be loaned to Saint Louis FC in your lifetime
paging Magic-8, how do you feel about this
>>66873206
Our starting keeper played in the Gold Cup final, we're good for the moment, thanks
>>66873295
Our Jamaican is better than yours
so remind me again why LA needs THREE teams?
Will Dallas ever call Hernandez, lads?
>>66873338
>LA needs THREE teams
It has one and will get a second. What you on about bruv
>>66873552
>Galaxy
>LA FC
>Galaxy II
>>66873568
also Orange County Blues
>>66873639
Also wild rumors about a rebooted California Surf/LA Aztecs
>>66873668
why
>>66873668
I'd be down with that.
How many goals will Giovinco score today?
>Oduro's fucking hair
>>66873747
NASL wants a piece of that LA area TV market and apparently has investors interested in a team in Orange County or East LA.
>not even drogba can pull the attendance up for the fire
wew
>>66874256
>Orange County or East LA.
Get fucked IE brah.
>Not Captaining Gio vs DC untied
>>66874256
>>NASL wants a piece of that LA area TV market
fucking took them long enough, now they'll have to fight against TWO MLS teams
>>66874294
Mean desu
>>66874384
They're fucked out of Cali tbqh. Even norcal is gonna have 2 teams.
Where are these NASL LA tumors coming from? Or is it just someone memeing?
>>66874458
>nasl shils
>not memeing
>>66874458
>>66874570
>West Coast
>Vegas counts as West Coast
Its like they're not even trying.
Well they never were to begin with.
>>66874570
SF needs a team. Why not Mls?
>>66874570
>>Oh shit, MLS says they're going to 28 teams, quick, pretend like we're getting more teams too!
