>schalke
>schalke
>>66842722
>accrington
>>66842722
>04
>schalke
>>66842637
Scheisse 04?
>schalke
>schalke
>schalke
one time i asked one of my friends to tell me at least 5 bundesliga teams (without Bayern, Dortmund or Wolfsburg).
he said 'Schalke 96' and 'Hannover 04' . this became the meme of our friends group for a long time
>>66844243
Schalke 96 would be the ultimate meme on /sp/
>schalke
>>66844343
i really hope löw firlds him at the euros and not some swabian meme player
>Schalke
>schalke
>schalke
>>66844542
>>66844536
kek
>schalke
>>66844536
>>66844542
I was trying to explain this meme to somebody and realized how impossible it is to explain imageboard culture to a normy.
>Dortmund
>>66844580
>normy
get out normie
>>66844580
>normy
>schalke
>>66844580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TA
>>66844917
that was intense, gotta post that on my facebook
>Hannover 96
>96
>schalke
>American teen Haji Wright is playing there next season
A-are >schalke that bad?
>>66844343
Wasnt this guy balding back in the world cup? What black magic did he use?
>schalke
>>66845703
theyre good at developing young players
Haji Wright is shit though
>schalke
>>66845720
Hair transplant.
>schalke
>schalke
>Schalke
>schalke
What did they do?
>>66842637
>tfw >Schalke is the best team in Bundesu
>schalke
quite literally who
Schalke 04 ist the biggest cuck club in history, first they got cucked by Hitler and won the most Championchips when the Nazis were on the rise. After that they basicly sucked for 40 years until Putin and Gazprom gave them some money. And now they depend on tönnies slaughter money to buy more black players who can cuck them some more. Oh yeah and the little semen demon ist bangin Aogo and her Name is Tönnies.
>>66859621
this is why i'd NEVER EVER want a daughter
>>66845703
>Schalke are a solid upper-mid table team, but their fans behave as if they had a real chance of winning the entire thing, despite constantly failing for decades.
A bit like Liverpool.
The club has had a good track record with developing talents over the past years, so if the guy is any good, he'll certainly improve. The main question is whether he'll get any first team minutes.
>Fuchs escaped from >schalke to win something in his life
>schalke
>>66862109
Fuchs went to Lester >for free
tfw your place reeks of cum
>Chalque
>tfw schalke fan
>tfw my old pa will never ever see them win anything relevant except for muh pokal
>tfw like 5 of my friends are dirtmund fans
where did my life go so wrong
>>66844303
Other than a Hannover vs Liverpool playoff, you mean.
>predominantly german thread
biggest >Schalke moment ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihcvKBHTh24
>>66864872
this is 100% correct
>>66864872
>04 Minuten
JUST
>>66864946
>win 0-4 in your last game
>Schalke 04
>Bayern has to play 4 minutes more
>score and cuck Schalke in the craziest fashion ever
kek
e
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wait a second >schalke lost the title cus bayern scored in the last second against hamburg?
top kek
>schalke
>>66864872
i wonder why this isn't mentioned more frequently, a much better version of AGUEROOOOOOOO with >schalke at the receiving end.
>>66865169
yes
>SCHALKE
>>66865169
not only that
bayern scored from an indirect freekick inside the box
>>66865298
in overtime while >schalke was celebrating
also it was live broadcast on the stadium screens
>>66865298
A free kick caused by the goalkeeper, who was loaned out from Schalke no less.
You couldn't make this shit up even if you tried.
>SCHALKE
>>66865529
ahahahahahahaha
>Schalke
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>Bajingo
>>66865529
let's put it again in other words:
Schalke lost the race for the title against Bayern after they won in their last game 4-0, after the fans invaded the stadium and were watching on the screens the ongoing last Bayern game which went overtime where Bayern needed just to score to secure the title and after the goalkeeper Schalke lent to Hamburg fucked up, causing an indirect kick in the penalty area in the last seconds of the game letting Bayern score it
>S04
>>66866320
>Schalke
>be Schalke
>allow the opponent to score
>collapse
>schalke
>schalke
>Schalke
>schalke
>schalke
>schalke
>schalke
>>66842637
>tfw this game was shown on network TV in the USA
What a time to be alive.
Also
>schalke
>schalke
Can someone explain
>Shalke
To me
>schalke
>Schalke
>>66872378
Yeah.
>Schalke
There you go.