NFL: Cowboys 16 home games, Texans AFC South Champions favorites to repeat with a good QB
NBA: Spurs favorites to win it all, Rockets and Mavs playoff locks
MLB: Astros and Rangers two of the best teams in the AL without people in Texas giving a fuck about this sport
NHL: Stars favored to win it all
MLS: Dynamo and FC Dalas are good.
Not to mention fastest growing state, barely any minorities, GOAT climate, and best food
Who /Texas/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0
>>66842188
>Fuck Texas
>nearly all of America has either moved or considered moving to Texas
>>66842176
>NBA: Spurs favorites to win it all, Rockets and Mavs playoff locks
Lmao spudoras are delusional. Please dont tip your texan fedoras at me though.
>>66842248
Delusional?
Did you watch the March 19 game when the Spurs raped the Warriors?
That's how the playoffs are gonna happen. And how isn't a 67 win team favored to win it all?
>>66842188
>that flag
>this topic
He's probably just mad at Chile tbqh.
>>66842188
Fuck you
>>66842176
>Barely any minorities
Doesn't Texas have loads of Mexicans?
>barely any minorities
>GOAT climate
>Stars favored to win it all
>>66846352
Spic here From Texas and the more south you go the worse it is
>Rangers
>good
>still thinking ROmo wont be dead halfway through the season
and best of all
>barely any minorities
>>66846352
Most Mexicans in Texas are White and have been living here for generations.
They aren't the dark half-native type you find all over California.
They're pretty much white like Irish or Italians
>>66846457
t. mexican wetback
>>66846468
Tejanos aren't Spics
They are American. They are White
>>66846435
Does your NFL team have 16 home games?
>>66846554
the cowboys definitely dont
>>66846574
Yeah, good job, that game took place in SF
And how are the Whiners doing now?
>>66846591
>that game took place in SF
COWBOYS FANS CANT EVEN RECOGNIZE THEIR OWN STADIUM
>>66846591
Lad can't you see the Dallas star on the tunnel?
>>66846663
>>66846601
Proof that this actually happened.
This looks like it was made up
>>66846681
Cowboys "fans" couldnt even fill the stadium the next game
http://www.mountrantmore.com/sports/texan-fans-pack-cowboys-stadium/
>>66846457
>white like italians
lol
>>66842188
BASED peru
>>66846692
>>66846663
Thats funny because when the Cowboys go to SF or Houston, we're the home team there
>>66846784
>cant even fill up your home stadium
>b-but we take over others!
>>66846801
Prove to me that other fans fill up Cowboy stadium
Everyone knows we have the largest fanbase in the country. 16 home games.
>>66846352
Looks at the Houston Dynamo.
>>66842338
Good lord. Absolutely no effort.
2/10
We out here mavs bout to sweep the thunder westbrick and kd have no chance
>>66842176
You forgot something.....
>>66842210
>moved or considered moving to Texas
It has a high population growth and houses are cheap, which is why my parents moved there years ago. What no one tells you about this is the "good schools" teach Republifag propaganda, the entire state is racist, misogynist and homophobic (I knew good people there, but they were in the minority), and unions are illegal. If you want to save up a 401K you're in the wrong goddamn place.
Also the annual amount you'd spent on electricity and fuel for your car is off the fucking chain.
Also literally every sport is a bandwagon except the Spurs.
>>66842176
>Cowboys 16 homes games
Wait, what?
>>66846574
>>66846591
>>66846681
It was week 1 2014
I'll never forget it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omjx5YbYCC4
>>66846352
>Doesn't Texas have loads of Mexicans?
Also Guatemalans, Hondurans, Ecuadorians, etc etc on down south to South America. Driving in Houston is a pain in my dick because half the people there are either undocumented, have no car insurance, or both.
>>66846784
>Cowboys are the home team in Houston
Literally no.
>>66846843
>largest fan base in the country
So you admit your fanbase is mostly bandwagoners.
>>66850731
Houston is the only good team out of that bunch.
>>66850982
TONS of Burmese Chin have settled in Midland. They're all pretty badass.
Also, Dallas has so many Vietnamese that the population supports at least one Vietnamese language network television station.
>>66852213
I thought Dallas was just the lighter part of Texas with more whites.
Like so white that it would be mistaken for southern Oklahoma white.
>>66852004
In 2015, yes.
2016, on the other hand.............
>>66854911
That's the image they project, white folks pretty well run the city, but they're by no means the only part of the population.
I-45 is highlighted in this map, that's an interstate (federal funds). Once you reach downtown, it turns in 75 (state funds). It's fancy and everyone who lives along it is rich until you get to the extreme suburbs, Lewisville/Denton.
To the left, you'll see I-35, which is an interstate all the way through. That's the one with potholes, rusted railings, and poor people.
Also poor: Arlington.
>barely any minorities
>GOAT climate
>best food
>>66856332
Texan can confirm only 2/3 correct
GOAT cuisine here f am
And the amount of Hispanics is crazy, I wouldn't be surprised if we actually are in fact the majority.
>>66842176
Barely any minorities because everyone is Mexican. Barely any whites or blacks
>>66846801
Dallas fans knew that SF would be complete shit that year so they sold their tickets at 5x the price to gullible SF fans
That was about the only enjoyable game for them pretty sad tbqh
>>66842176
Houstonfag here.
>barely any minorities
>Borders Mexico
Dude. Hispanics. Hispanics everywhere. Plus black people as well. You must live in Dallas in an all-white, gated community and rarely venture out.
>GOAT climate
Nope. Bipolar weather in the Winter (as far as temperature goes), hot and muggy as a leprechaun who is being chased for his gold's ballsack for most of the rest of the year, occasional hurricanes on the coast, tornadoes in the north, infrequent hail storms that show up whenever the fuck they feel like causing property damage. I'd say that in the weather department, Texas is pretty bad.
Of course, it could be worse. I could live in New Orleans (the geographical bowl).
>best food
That's debatable. Texas's major cities do have some pretty damn good restaurants, but so do other major cities around the US. It's really a matter of regional and ethnic preference.
>fastest growing state
I mean, I don't have any information to dispute this claim, but I guess I could see that being true.
Still though, in what ways is Texas the fastest growing state? Population? Economy? Real estate?
>>66856332
>barely any minorties
go back to mexico carlos
>>66857534
>fastest growing state
By population. Land is cheap there and, as a Houstonian, I can tell you they just build another subdivision and a bunch of strip malls around it, ad infinitum, expanding outward until the whole thing collapses (and it will).
New Orleans at least has culture. Houston has none, yeah the restaurants are good but they're all an hour from your house. Dallas is the same.
If you're a white shut-in, I can see how it'd be perfect. Subdivision track housing, conveniences all accessible by car, plenty of malls. This works fine for some (like my extremely white parents), but I got the fuck out of there and found some got-damn culture.
>>66857839
Oh, and to bring this back, to /sp/ --
Sports in Texas are too meh to give a fuck. Sports-wise you might as well be in Ohio. Everything is shit, except the college team is occasionally good and the NFL team was good 30 years ago.
>>66850891
There's a number of other, more important, problems that make Texas schools bad. But I think it might just be the same with a lot of other schools around the nation.
A lot of it starts with parents not raising their kids right. Those kids grow up to be spoiled assholes, punks, degenerates, etc, with no respect for teachers or authority in general.
Parents shove their kids into school and think the academic environment will straighten them out and prepare them for college, when in reality, it's just become a daycare for assholes.
Part of it is the increased emphasis on teaching kids to pass tests, instead of teaching kids to become independent thinkers with problem solving and study skills that will help them at the next level.
Teachers are usually judged solely based on their student's test scores, which is ridiculous in this day and age. Sometimes, teachers literally do everything they possibly can to help students, including cheap extra points, or leniency in other areas, but still those students will refuse to meet the teacher halfway with any semblance of effort. As a result, they put out bad test scores, which tell administrators only one half of the story.
Additionally, teachers have to be extremely careful when dealing with misbehaving students or their parents will bring down the house.
Teachers are highly scrutinized in a lot of ways and, frankly, don't get paid enough to deal with hundreds of snot-nosed assholes and their overbearing parents on a daily basis.
Now, of course there are plenty of shitty teachers out there that manage to keep their jobs, but that's because they keep their heads down, do the bare minimum, and suck up to the administration.
>>66846457
>Mexicans
>Texas
>White
Not in my experience brochacho.
>>66855079
>Also poor: Arlington
I can attest to this since my grandmother and uncle live there.
>>66856514
Really? You LIKE the climate in Texas? The fucking hot-as-balls heat and humidity that plague the state from May to October?
Don't forget about some of the hurricanes and tropical storms that have plowed on through (Rita, Ike, etc.).
>>66857839
Now that you mention it, Houston IS really expanding fast. My neighborhood used to be just fields and farmland only a few decades ago. Now it's bustling with neighborhoods, schools, strip-malls, outlet malls, etc. And there are yet more neighborhoods and things being built.
Hell, I used to go to a highschool that was pretty much brand spanking new and located on the edge of suburbia, but now things are starting to get crowded there too.
>>66857856
Yeah, you're pretty much right with the exception of the Spurs (who I don't follow since I'm a Houstonian, not that that would stop me).
I support the Texans, but it's freakin' tough with their soft, incompetent organization. McNair should have fired Rick Smith after 2013 if he truly wanted to, "kick 2013 the hell out the door," to quote his own words at Bill O'Brien's introductory press conference.
I'm cautiously optimistic about this year. Hopefully Brock Osweiler will prove to be a good move, and maybe Lamar Miller will be a decent back. I hope the Texans either nab a speedy WR (like Corey Coleman, or Laquon Treadwell) or a good TE (like Hunter Henry) early in the draft, since they clearly lack both.
Then they might be able to focus on getting depth at other positions, like the O and D lines, which are dangerously thin after the starters. Not that you can find great depth later in the draft, unless you're a good GM. Of course, I wouldn't trust Rick Smith to pick out my groceries if I gave him a specific written list.
>>66846352
more than california if you believe it or not
when mexicans come into california they have to go through the military city of SD
now I'm not saying that it is hard to get past SD but you will actually have a harder time getting in through cali than say arizona , NM , or texas unless you're traveling
now most texans will dismiss this and call me a faggot or something but texas not only has more mexicans than california or hispanics for that matter
they have literal illegal shantytowns all across the south and up to houston
literal illegal shantytowns
Texas is all types of fucked up
>>66858167
Sorry that was a typo bro
I actually hate the weather here it's either too cold or too hot
>>66859108
California: 15 million Spics
Texas: a few thousand Mexican citizens
>>66858167
>humidity
Not here in West Texas.
Why is Little Mexico having a general?
>FC Frisco getting 7-1'd by Houston
>Jewston getting 7-1'd by the >lags
>good
>>66863356
>Texas
>Little Mexico
You've ever been here?
>>66846457
This isn't true at all
t. West Texan
>>66859108
was doing construction work with some burmese guys in midland, couldnt speak english but hard working and honest ppl.
>>66852213
yet still one of the best and fastest growing states. mexicans come here to work and they have a vision for their familys future. just like your pops did. yet you likely let him down.
>>66868155
shit got them twisted
>>66846554
Yes actually. My franchise happens to be the suburb owl champion Denver Broncos, one of the most popular storied teams in the history of the NFL. You may have heard about us because we have actually won championships in the past 2 decades.
>>66846574
INSANELY REKT
will Texas ever recover?
>>66850891
>the "good schools" teach Republifag propaganda, the entire state is racist, misogynist and homophobic (I knew good people there, but they were in the minority), and unions are illegal.
THIS. Lifelong Texan here. This is absolutely true. But that's a discussion for /pol/, not here.
>>66868449
Texas isn't concerned.
>>66862769
According to Pew Research Center tabulations from the U.S. Census Bureau's American Community Survey, in 2012 there were 10 million Latinos and 11.6 million non-Hispanic whites living in Texas, making up 38.2% and 44.4%, respectively, of the state's 26.1 million residents.
>>66868417
>Broncos
>16 home games
Yeah ok. I'm confident if the Cowboys went to Denver, we'd be the home team.
>>66868712
>>66868712
Most "Latinos" are Latino by ancestry only, like how a lot of white people say they're German or Irish. Most Hispanics in Texas are white
>>66842176
>barely any minorities
Confirmed for being a trust cunt babby from Frisco or like neighborhood who has never been to South Dallas, San Antonio or Houston.
>>66863407
>FCD not at the top of the table
Okay senpai.
>>66868945
>Most Hispanics in Texas are white
>Be surrounded by mexicans
>They're white I swear
Does anyone have that picture of Dallas Stars Pacha?
>>66870762
Most Mexicans in Texas look and sound like Selena Gomez
>>66871023
>>66870762
Have you met any Texas Mexicans? They're White
They're more white than any Slavs are