Give me one good reason why we won't go 12-3 next season.
Protip: you can't
>>66832340
Romo will be ded by week 6
>16 game season
>Only play 15 games
Wew I guess I can
Jerry Jones will pull a groin from his latest cunt farm and will inadvertantly fire the coach because of painkillers. Book it.
>>66832375
>forgetting we're in the age of Robo Romo
He's more machine than man now
>>66832340
12-4*
>>66832340
> only playing 15 games
Kek
>>66832375
>implying we won't have a rehabbed Manziel by then ready for action
>>66832375
Fpbp
Because the Giants are back to being contenders again. All those players picked up in the offseason and we still have the draft? SHIEEET nigga,
Because Romo the Homo is still your QB.
And the glorious Steelers are winning it all this year and wreck your faggot ass cryboys at Heinz
>>66833914
>Implying big Ben won't be ded for the majority of the season.
Can't wait for Tomlin posting to return
i'll give you three Jerry Jones is your owner, Tony Romo is your quarterback and Jason Garret is your coach
>>66833965
>implying you can kill the toughest QB in the league
like in 2011 when that based motherfucker played and fucked the Ravens D with a broken nose and a pulverized foot
or just last playoffs when he came back and lead the team to victory vs the bungels with half his body paralyzed
>>66832340
I cant tbqf senpai
last two digits of my post determines how many TD's Romo throws this season
>tfw player strike ends the season a week early
Cowboys win 9 this season, miss the playoffs again. Romo misses 5 games from injuries. Running game is non existent and the vaunted offensive line is exposed as barely average. Defense is statistically the worst in 5 seasons and we lose both games to the Redskins and the Giants. Garret is fired after the season and another "rebuild" is begun for the 20th straight season. Jerry Jones makes more money than ever as the Cowboys become the most valuable sports franchise on the planet. And Jerry Jones retains his title as the worst GM in football.
So....it's another season of mediocre football by the biggest scam team in professional sports. The definition of under achievers, yet with the greatest hype machine in sports history. A propaganda apparatus that rivals Nazi Germany.
All Cowboy fans are delusional idiots cheering for an organization that doesn't need to win games. An organization designed to make money.....not successful football. Cheering for Dallas is like cheering for Verizon. Hell, at least with Verizon you get a decent phone. With the Cowboys you don't get shit.
>>66832340
Always relevant.
>>66834667
Wew lad
