UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Teixeira vs Evans)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Souza)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
MMADIGEST: https://youtu.be/mja1eCJhP0w
NEWS:
>MSG will be UFC 205 on November 12th
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/14/11431018/gov-andrew-cuomo-signs-bill-for-mma-in-new-york-first-event-planned
>Rose-Torres new UFC on Fox 19 comain, Swanson vs Dias bumped up to main card
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/13/11428130/new-co-main-event-for-ufc-on-fox-19-becomes-rose-namajunas-vs-tecia
>Guida-Ortega confirmed for UFC 199
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/13/11428174/clay-guida-set-to-clash-with-brian-ortega-at-ufc-199-in-june
First for autismo american OP who posts early ever time
#1
darrell kick him in the knee
predict the next injury and next drug test failure
>>66825509
bully
>>66825573
Injury - Aldo
Drug failure - OSP
>>66825509
I don't think he ever sleeps, too worried some other anon would make the next thread
You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't eating 30 bananas a day in a truly vegan tier life-style.
>>66825573
Injury - OSP
Drug test failure - Lawler
>>66825843
Do you think there are people that browse 4chan continuously for days while on adderall?
>>66825971
>only 30 a day
post yfw conor heems nate at ufc 200
>>66826122
>>66826089
I can confirm there's at least one
>>66826309
>cage potato
10th for fofao
>>66825971
>chimp diet
>not eating 2 lbs.of termites per day
Jessica Andrade vs. Jessica Penne
Who wins?
>>66825971
>30 bananas a day
damn nigga sometimes I swear the amount of vegetation ya'll eat is more damaging than eating meat. If most people went vegan, meat would be the option for the poor therefore vegan diet will only be the diet of privileged hippies.
>Mark Hunt getting a million dollar contract
this sport is such a meme
>>66826453
interesting fight considering Andrade fought at 135 and Penne fought at 105 before
>>66826503
Nice proof or evidence to support anything you claim.
>not eating 30 bananas a day
>2016
TAKE
>>66826532
>not wanting Hunto to get paid
I dont think this semen slurping sport is for you
>tfw you want Clay Guida to start winning fights again because he's been one of your longest boys
>tfw Dana has just given him a one way ticket to t city
>>66826601
Guida has a habit of beating prospects
>RDA
>Pettis
>>66826395
Termites ain't vegan idiot
>>66826577
I unironically can't stand Mark Hunt.
>>66826532
Looks like you dont understamd capitalism
>>66826607
I know Andrade was small for 135 but she will be significantly bigger than Penne on fight night
>>66826632
why
>>66826632
Goof
What's your opinion on McGregor? Can he fight ?
>>66826633
>implying i understand anything
>>66825573
>injury
cruz
>drug failure
rockhold
>>66826453
is paige doing any mma training right now? seems like taking months off this early in her career is not effecient.
>209 WHAT!
>Nate was the superior martial artist
>Nate was not getting his ass handed to him
>Nate didn't win only because Conor pressured himself into going for a first round KO with his pre fight shit talk
>Conor won't box Nate's face into mush in the rematch
>>66826747
Conor has Ido, Paige has DWtS
mewvment will reign supreme
>>66826807
pretty much this. ive never seen anyone beat up nate on the feet like conor did.
>>66826559
it's just simple economics senpai.
>>66825573
injury: cruz
drug test failure: any brazilian from the 198 card
>>66826807
>because Conor pressured himself into going for a first round KO with his pre fight shit talk
there is 0% chance that would ever happen. Nate doesn't give a fuck about any of that shit, he's just going to go in to win. Conor will have to find a better way to bait Nate.
>>66826842
>land 5 more punches and wing most of your heymakers
RDA unironically beat Nate's ass worse on the feet.
We got a saying up in AKA where I'm from ...
>>66826839
did you kill that woman?
>>66826912
can't b8 the n8
>>66826916
with leg kicks tho
iron sharpens iron
Cub is my boy
>>66827029
nah m8, iron blunts iron
The other day I had a dream Bruce Buffer KO'd Mike Goldberg I think and then shoved him through a blender. I was there too, it was at a Dinner party.
Goldberg was chatting shit about his daughter or something, thinking Buffer couldn't do shit because he was old and weak and Bruce wasn't happy about it at all.
Things escalated, Goldberg had the upper hand initially but then got caught and they both sort of fumbled over to the ground. It was there Bruce just shoved Goldberg through the blender and no one really batted an eye
What does heem stand for?
As in what keeps you motivated and keep on fighting the good fight?
Why are Brazilians so much worse at circumventing drug tests? We are not very strong at Olympic sports, so our doping experts are not as good as the American ones?
But then, the Russians are caught all the time too.
>>66827175
I had a dream with Rogan in it, apparently my neighbors and I were throwing a party and Rogan knew them so he came over, big party
Then I was having sex with a chick then I woke up to me humping my bed
>>66827188
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes
>>66827188
Heck I might
Even g
Et on top of
My wife tonight
>>66825471
>4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
how many hours?
>>66825471
>Rose-Torres new UFC on Fox 19 comain
Good they deserve it. I am honestly surprised this was not given higher billing before.
Anyone betting this weekend? If so, on who?
>>66827262
"About 12 hours from now" According to Tapology
>>66827325
I got 20 bucks on tecia
>>66827280
card WAS stacked, they were fine where they were
>>66827339
literally free money
>>66827347
The card outside of the main and waifu wars was bellator tier senior citizen fights.
>>66827339
Was tempted by her myself as she is a slight underdog atm, Rose has improved a lot since there last fight tho.
RIP in piece Hendo
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Source-Dan-Henderson-to-Face-Hector-Lombard-in-Middleweight-Bout-at-UFC-199-103297
>>66827188
Holly
Ended
Edmunds
Meme
>>66827336
cool not too late for me then
>>66827384
this news is older than the internet
>>66827524
disgusting whore
>>66827524
she just needs some chapstick
>>66827188
highly underappreciated meme subversion here lads
nice
>>66827412
Shut up, little bitch.
post rare danas
>>66827580
figures the only person here to know about honor and dedication is the Roman
How come Japanese fighters can take so much punishment?
>>66827658
Only when they're in Japan and on the gas
>>66826570
... COME ON!
>>66827658
probably because they live in such a soul-crushing society that physical pain is some kind of release
>>66827618
>>66827524
is that a guy?
>>66826947
TAKE MY LEG HOME TONIGHT
>>66827524
with makeup
it's a good weekend to be a fight fan lads.
>>66827802
If only Ferguson didn't get his ass injured it'd haave been that much sweeter
>>66827791
Anime should be slaughtered
>>66827791
only weebs find this attractive
Which style of fighters are on PEDs the most?
Gotta be BJJ and wrestling guys.
>>66827802
>tfw going to my first mma event ever
hope I meet some real fight fans to stay up with to watch the UFC card after
>>66827831
It's the wrestling guys, it's just they're great at hiding it due to being forced to when it comes to their wrestling days. Hence why grapplers are always the biggest motherfuckers but never pop while skinny fat brazilians and big strikers always do.
I've got a headache lads... Think it's because I ate an egg yesterday, before that I was VEGAN for 4 days...
>>66827883
platypus or echidna?
>>66827883
have you been staying well fed?
I once tried eating only a salad and a smoothie for lunch
got a headache and felt like I was gonna faint later in the day
>>66827883
carb the fuck up m8
>>66827917
Rofl'd, thanks
>>66826632
fuck off
>>66827618
when was Cathal champ?
>>66826601
clay guida has always disgusted me for some reason
can somebody please post the Romero "heem yourself my man" pic
Will he defeat the Irishman again lads?
>>66827754
Young dana is pretty handsome desu
>>66828096
how is a skinnyfat wristlet, handlet, lanklet a good fighter?
>>66828123
young dana is the epitome of goof
>>66826601
>t city
whait is thait?
>>66825509
IT HAS TO BE EXACTLY 500 POSTS
>>66828207
>wristlet
what is wrong with nate's wrists ? they seem normal
>>66828263
wristlet detected
here you go friends
*slightly higher pitched voice* fuckin goof
>>66828330
i have tiny wrists and wide shoulders
my wrists are tiny as fuck lmao
>>66828462
she is so short
>>66828470
You now remember Dana's Godfather voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6e-lPb_tLg
>>66828462
She looks like a raptor
>>66828462
those are the stubbiest calfs ive ever seen
Oh I have a Tecia webm and I don't know what it is
Let's see
>>66828462
she runs like an r-tard bros. sages dad will permaheem him if he caught him with this inferior """human"""
>>66828592
She's running in sand, you idiot. You've never been to the beach, have you? Probably live in some shit landlocked state.
guys am I a wristlet ?
this is a very serious question that could have serious implications on my confidence
>when they ain't on 6 eggs a day MINIMUM
>>66828572
>Shields and Gilbert.
Rose is dead.
BET THE HOUSE ON TECIA U GOOFS.
>>66828462
god damn is she short
TIME TO END THIS SHITPOSTING
I NEED THE MEMES FOR MYSELF
>>66828618
yes i have dummy, no one runs like that there stop shitposting
>>66828624
'no'
Luke is either the most aesthetic natty fighter ever or he's on the gass
>>66828624
do you have a tailor's tape so you can actually measure? anything under 7 inches is wristlet
>>66828717
I unironically like face the pain
>tfw it was a one-off recording specially for the UFC and not on any stemm albums
>>66828732
luke is 100% natty lad
>>66828732
Luke "Natty" Rockhold
>>66828732
luke is on the gas, fact he hasn't been caught yet is pretty freaking impressive
every 185'er is on the gas lad. only one whos natty is the goat and future champ
>>66828572
STOCKTON
>>66828787
Rampage says Bisping juices
realistically the only natty fighter is cody mckenzie
>>66828752
I think the majority of /heem/ unironically likes Face the Pain. There was outrage in the thread when they didnt play it for Conor/Nate and when they bastardized it for 189.
>>66828765
Shredded, vascular AND extremely full and tight pecs. Def on that gas
>>66828820
It's well composed and it gets you hype as fuk. Nu metal has its place
you're all on steroids
Goobs chapo press conference look has inspired me to buzz my hair
What length should I ask the barber lads?
>>66828245
city of triangles
like a wet, fresh, clean pussy,
like the supermario64 pyramids,
like a smoothly executed triforce,
like a menage a trois,
like all three judges' scorecards.
joking, it's just an upcoming meme
guida is a dead man walking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEvuq_fRqCg
UFC on FOX 19: Dan Henderson 'pissed off' about Lyoto Machida's failed drug test
>>66828854
>Nu metal has its place
this. hating nu metal is a beta redditor stance. if yo hate nu metal you probably listen to gypsy folk rock fag shit.
>>66828950
me on the left
>>66828990
>gypsy folk rock fag shit
Gogol Bordello?
>>66828990
No see you went too far. Nu metal as a genre is shit and anyone that listens to it is probably a white trash loser literally living in a trailer home.
Face the Pain is good because it's synonymous with UFC PPV. It triggers a pavlovian response. If I had never seen a UFC PPV and heard Face the Pain I would say its a shit song from a shit band.
>>66828990
>he doesn't listen to gypsy folk rock fag shit
where do you think you are
>>66829027
yeah and dumb fake folk shit like iron and wine.
>>66829040
Wow you are reddit
>he doesn't like SOAD
>>66828950
Is that a rare vintage Aunt Laurie?
post your best nu metal lads, some shit that's face the pain tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGEC44suRX4&nohtml5=False
Christopher Weidman was in a comedy skit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym6-5IPOG5E
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THREE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
FOUR
SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
FIVE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>66829097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgQ7qOCDFYQ
No mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No mommy don't hit me
Why did you have to hit me like that, mommy?
Don't do it, you're hurting me
Why did you have to be such a bitch
Why don't you,
Why don't you just fuck off and die
Why can't you just fuck off and die
Why can't you just leave here and die
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch
FUCK YOU
I don't need this shit
You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore
How would you like to see how it feels mommy
Here it comes, get ready to die
>>66829217
Get up, come on get down with the sickness [x3]
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me
>>66829217
Even the biggest Nu-metal fan cringes at those lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PDlwrC3kCU&nohtml5=False
>>66829264
inducing cringe is the surest sign of good nu metal you fucking faggot, go listen to greenday and kendrick lamar lmao
>>66829251
>>66829217
not enough num-uh-nahs
Taking predictions again since the card was changed AGAIN. Only main card bouts, if the fights get cancelled for any reason then I will just count your other predictions.
Main Card:
Glover Teixeira vs. Rashad Evans
Rose Namajunas vs. Tecia Torres
Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Darrell Horcher
Cub Swanson vs. Hacran Dias
REMINDER- Glover teixeira at 2-1 odds is literally FREE MONEY
>>66829357
Teixeira
Namajunas
Nurmagomedov
Swanson
>>66829357
>teixeira
>namajunas
>nurmagomegov
>swansen
>>66829357
Glover
Rose
Khabeeb
Cub
>>66829357
Teixeira
Torres
Nurmagomedov
Swanson
Who gonna be da scorcher and pick da Horcher?
>>66829357
Glover
Rose
Habeeb
Cub
>>66829357
glover
torres
nurmy
cub
Why is Khabib ducking cody pfister?
>>66828914
L-Iads
>>66829357
Teixeira
Namajunas
Khabib via suplex city
Swanson
>>66829681
its a buzzcut how god damn hard can it be, just ask for a buzzcut or do it yourself, 16mm guard or something
>>66829681
just buy your own clippers and buzz it off
hope you have dark hair to actually make it look good
>>66829681
if ur in america just ask for a number 3
>>66829012
you spit or swallow, gurrrl?
>>66829681
buzzcut #3 or even 2
>>66829768
>if
>>66828990
>if you don't listen to my total garbage then you must listen to this other total garbage!!!
No man-child, your music is just dog shit.
>>66829064
reddit loves SOAD, even their r/metal subreddit full of massive autistic faggots that doesn't allow any nu metal likes SOAD
>>66829357
Glover
Rose
Khabib
Cub
>>66829357
Glover
Tecia ;_;
Khabib by Literal Murder
Hacran Dias :^)
>>66830064
>Hacran Dias
>Association: Nova Uniao
>>66829880
>No man-child
>>66829357
Evans via wrestle fuck
Rose via sub
Khabib via KO
Cub via KO
>>66829357
Glo-Tex
Tecia Torrendrostanolol
Khabib
Swansong
>>66829064
Nice reply, faggot. I love SOAD. I was listening to Toxicity last night at work. Maybe because System is an actually good band with talent. I wouldnt even consider them nu metal.
>>66829357
Rashad
Rose
Khabib
Cub
>>66829357
Here comes the thread derailment.
>>66829251
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE... FLLLLOOOOOORRRRR
>>66830311
you are such a whiny bitch holy shit
>>66830283
>i hate nu metal except when i like it
wow retard thanks for sharing
>>66829357
Rashad "If you're from the pit you're a fuckwit" Evans
Tecia "time to finish the job" Torres
Darrell "The slav scorcher" Horcher
Hacran "cub killer" Dias
>>66829357
Texeira
>Torres
Nurmagomedov
Swansen
>>66829357
Teixeira
Namajunas
Nurmagomedov
Dias
>>66830402
Well I'm not a low income bitch. When I wanna make predictions, I put my money where my mouth is. 90% of you trash can't even scrounge $5 for a parlay.
HEY GUYS I MADE SOME RANDOM PICKS ON AN ANIME SITE AN MY PICKS WERE CORRECT IS MY EPEEN HUGE OR WHAT
>>66830431
>I bet you dont like SOAD
>well yeah, actually I do
>Oh yeah well youre a retard
So is your trailer a single or double wide? How many pounds would you need to lose to be a healthy bodyweight?
>>66830503
>he doesn't know about the secret heem betting pool
>>66830316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5RiN84MkxA
>>66830503
>continues to bitch
Complete and utter goof.
>>66830522
a self-hating nu-metal fan? sad
>>66830503
calm down sperg
>S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-STOP HAVING FUN YOU AUTISTS I DON'T APPROVE OF THESE ACTIVITIES
>>66830525
trash
>>66830503
Literally autistic, dude what's your problem?
This is how real men predict fights. It's nice being above the common trash of /heem/.
>>66829040
lol holy shit
>im only pretending to be retarded
Why are they releasing Khabib against a newcomer?
It's just gonna be a fucking slaughter.
>>66830629
Have fun losing your money for your Big Mac on Sunday
>>66830629
absolutely haram
>>66830311
>hurrr let me continue shitposting
you're literally the worst poster here I hope you know
who /killemall/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJDAgMVzNto
>>66830629
>Risking 5$
>This is how real men predict fights
>>66830629
>Tecia
>>66830699
kek btfo
good time for webms? Anyone going to be watching Askren in ONE FC?
>>66830689
absolute degeneracy
>>66830731
>Anyone going to be watching Askren in ONE FC?
probably. i'm off this week but i usually get up early for work anyways so I'll try to catch the main event.
>>66830503
>MURICAN AUTISMO WHO CAPITALIZES WHOLE SENTENCES IN AN AUTISTIC ATTEMPT TO GET HIS POINT ACROSS
kill urself friend
>>66829357
Glover
Rose
Khabib
Cubby
Glover / Evans could wind up a lot of different ways, as well as the Cub / Dias fight.
>>66829357
Rashad
Namajunas
Khabib
Swanson
>>66829357
Rashad via vintage HEEM
Rose via sub
Khabib vs tko
Cub via luck
>>66830857
deal-with-it.jpg
>>66830857
I would really like to see Cub go on a streak again, and also for Khabib to come back in amazing form.
>>66828831
Doesn't have gyno.
>>66829357
Teixeira
Namajunas
Nurmagomedov
Swanson
>>66828831
plus he's losing his hair
>confirmed for on the gas
all bald fighters are on roids until proven otherwise
>>66830957
My friend was half bald at 25. He must have taken a lot of steroids to get an engineering degree
>>66830957
still mad he whipped your boy silly?
>>66829357
Teixera via 3rd rd TKO
Torres via DEC
Nurmagomedov via 2nd rd belly down armbar
Swanson via 3rd rd KO
>>66831027
your friend had weak genes, ufc fighters don't they only lose their hair from roids you silly bitch
>>66829357
Texiera
Torres
Khabib
Swanson
>>66830957
he caught bald-sickness from DJ just recently, how tragic.
>>66829751
>>66829768
I do have dark hair. Is it really the same length everywhere?
>>66831111
>cameraman finds my rape dwarf
>>66826503
I hate to come to the defence of the 30 banana guy, but this is the worst economic reasoning I have ever come across.
>>66831111
MM is obviously the gas, nice quads
>lawler also
>>66826503
>vegan diet will only be the diet of privileged hippies
this is already the truth
>>66831113
I go for a 5 on top, a 3 down the sides, 2 at the bottom.
My hair is a bit curly so the longer stuff waves a bit, I like the effect. But 3 all over is a solid look.
I can't be the only one hoping Horcher beats Nurmagomedov and OSP beats Jones.
>>66831206
I hope OSP beats Jones, but Horcher doesnt have a shot
>>66831113
I guess? I just buzz my own head and don't get to experience the hairstylist's tits push up against me
>>66829357
Glover Teixeira
Rose Namajunas
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Cub Swanson
>>66829357
Glover
Tecia
Khabib
Cub
>>66831238
After all the upsets recently I just really want to see more.
>>66831206
>>66831238
>wanting Jones to lose
/r/mma is thataway ----->
Watching Road to the Octagon on Prime Ticket. Hendo's wife is a solid dime piece.
>>66831241
>not having an elite male barber to cut your hair and trim your beard
Lad.....
>>66831271
>not wanting to see how wild he'll get when he no longer has his semi-perfect MMA record
>>66831322
I'm neither black nor over 50
