>Anon, I'm appointing you manager of Aston Villa and giving you full control of our finances. I'm trusting you to bring us back to the Premier League next year. Don't fuck it up, kiddo.
What do you do?
>>66816950
Sign a load of shit free agents and resign.
shoot you and throw your body in the river
>>66816950
Have a huge pay off clause inserted in the event of being sacked.
Get rid of all that dire defence.
Stop willingly taking shit deadwood players from other clubs.
Cry, cry a lot.
Turn grey.
>>66816950
>release or transfer all the shit english players
>bring in actual good foreign players like watford did
>get promoted easily because i didnt fall for the overated english players meme
Bring in unproven South Americans since that seems to be trendy right now
Find a bent agent who'll help me take the transfer budget and run, villa are doomed
>>66816950
Take the money and run.
pay £15m for Ross McCormack
>>66816950
sign 22 players from croatia, colombia, japan, wales, algeria and paraguay.
Cheap and half-decent.
Win the championship
>>66818004
This
>>66818067
He said Aston Villa not Internazionale. You need work permits.
>>66817121
You couldn't afford them
>Get Kevin Nolan in as player/manager/captain
Call Marc Albrighton and beg him to come back.
Cry a little.
Go running with Gabby Agbonglahor until loses all his flab.
Cry a little more.
Shoot Westwood and Lescott.
Recall Baker, Crespo, Donaceion, Gary Gardener, Callum Robinson and Jed Steer from loan.
Cry a lot when it doesn't work.
>>66818101
No problem for the Croatian and Welsh players, unless they choose to leave the EU. Most good Algerians will have French citizenship too, so no problem there either.
everyone kick the ball twice as much
score twice as many goals
>>66816950
Depends on the budget and willingness of the club to invest in transfer market and academy.
Transfer list everyone
Replace with hungry promising lower league players, free agents and take advantage of teams like Leicester who will be shifting their proven championship rotation players
sell everything to a rich arab and gtfo
>>66818245
And sell Grealish to Man Utd, who are stupid enough to buy him for 10+mill
>>66816950
Anybody know what brand of glasses those are?
>>66818004
Ice age coming ice age coming
Buy Nugent
Buy Southampton players
Sell everyone someone is willing to pay something for (half the team would have to go back to France). Buy experienced or promising Championship players. It's not quantum physics.
If Boro go up, for instance, some of their players are not gonna cut it in the prem. You can scoop up Forshaw, Nugent, Clayton, and one of their 3 keepers for cheap.
>>66816950
Spend ~£20m in top tier pharma-grade PEDs for my players.
Whatever it takes
Teach them baseball
Sell all English players except enough to meet home grown quota and buy Eastern Europeans and as many south americans as can acquire work permits.
Instant returns don't happen anymore, the Championship is a gruelling League. Neither Sunderland, Newcastle or Villa can expect to be back again anytime soon. In Villa's case they're more likely to be relegated than promoted.
>>66816950
>Liquidate the team
>make sure not to get any shitty unproven frenchies
>sign some top english lads lower league lads
>sign token Japanese player
>get a germanbro in the goal
>>66819806
You're fired
>>66819806
>Hull and Burnley gonna get promoted
Aye
>So how's my team doing Anon?
