UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Teixeira vs Evans)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Souza)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mja1eCJhP0w
>Machida-Henderson off after Machida admits to taking steroids
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/13/11425824/lyoto-machida-vs-dan-henderson-canceled-after-machida-admits-taking
>Rose-Torres new UFC on Fox 19 comain, Swanson vs Dias bumped up to main card
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/13/11428130/new-co-main-event-for-ufc-on-fox-19-becomes-rose-namajunas-vs-tecia
>The GOAT Mike Jackson is cut from the UFC, wanted to fight up and coming prospect Artem Lobov
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/13/11423448/mike-jackson-released-by-ufc-after-just-one-bout-headed-for-the
N G A N N O U
post yfw diaz submits conor again
>>66814706
>diaz submits conor
We're not /ufc/ or /mma/, would it kill you to make the edition MMA related at the very least?
If at least so people know we're not designated shitposting general (though it's starting to look like it)
>>66814706
>>66814659
>conair vs nate 1
NO ONE CAN TAKE DAT LEFT YEH?
>conair vs nate 2
NICE AND FLOWY, LEG KICKS YEH?
updated
>>66814706
>>66814714
It doesn't really change anything
the /ngannou/ thread the memester made and the last thread had MMA related OP pictures
>>66814733
>mark hunt has same reach as conair
>people still think its a huge deal
only if you rely on it 100%
conair does
jones does
>>66814733
why isn't conair bold? does it mean champ or am i mistaken????
>>66814733
wait a sec
did you guys notice how close OSP is to jones in terms of reach
I think OSP will be more succesful than we think
>>66814772
Did you just rebut an argument nobody even put forward
>>66814786
its an old list you goof
>>66814600
>>66814630
>>66814652
>dat grimace
found it
>>66814733
>got the GOAT Bisbing stats
>>66814786
Well considering all the current champions are in bold text yeah maybe
>>66814808
calm down lad im on drugs
sometimes I see imagine things
>>66814809
he says updated YOU goof
>>66814809
>dominick cruz
>luke rockhold
try again
>>66814786
adding it, gimme sec
>>66814829
cruz was a champ
rockhog was a champ
>>66814793
Hackney was a bad dude. I loved that early period where people would come out saying they were a student of the Tuk Wuk Pwang dojo and show off some sweet katas... then get in the cage and swing wild and brawl hard.
>Aldo pulled out
>Edgar vs Holloway for interim belt @ UFC 200
>>66814835
>cruz won the belt again before conor
go fuck yourself
(You)
>>66814846
I'd love that fight
>>66814810
How can you be this unprofessional? Did Dana just find the CEO rights off the streets?
this never gets old
Get a life virgins
>>66814871
Bit of an overreaction Canada, if you were Dana you'd be disappointed your close friend and top draw lost too.
>>66814885
this is the exact moment where she gave up. i love it more than the ko 2bh
>>66814901
sh-she never gave up! she gave it her best, right to the end.
>>66814890
herb wobbling into action may be the best part of this
>>66814893
People just don't like an alpha, they love to see them fall.
I don't say this as le so smart outsider looking in, I loved seeing that cunt get her head kicked in.
>>66814915
he did a little dance kek
>>66814925
hello darkness my old friend
>>66814893
>no different
>smfh
hope silva kicks his ass. comparing people memeing on the internet to isis. wew lad
>>66814899
Doesn't matter how disappointed you are, Dana has a fucking family and manages a billion dollar company, least he can do is put on a poker face
did someone say wobbling into action
>>66814915
>Chad turtling with three (3) seconds left
>OH FUCK THIS FIGHT IS OVER
>Honda literally ded on the floor
>hmm better give her the benefit of the do- oh she's completely limp guess I have to stop it now
Fuck Dirty Herb
>>66814956
how did this shit even get sanctioned? wew
>>66814946
I honestly think he was trying to
>it takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar - Conor Mcgregoe
>>66814871
think how much fucking money he gave his brother in law to give to his buddy to give to vito for rousey to win
>>66814946
I'm not one to judge but seems to me that's just the face of a guy not trying to come off as a rapist while putting on a belt on a woman.
Look how he has to stand as to not make dick and butt contact there, putting on a belt for another adult is one of the most ridiculous things an adult will ever have to do add trying to not grab the ass and you got yourself one of the hardest tasks available.
Not saying Dana wasn't devastated he was like a walking corpse in the conference
>>66814988
That's a legit judo technique I think, I forget the name though
Pretty impressive
>>66815013
No shit Sherlock
>>66814846
>Aldo pulls out
I wouldn't be surprised motherfucker.
>>66815062
btfo
>>66814870
lol @ travis's face when he realizes he's gonna have to deal with rousey's depression & picking up the pieces for the rest of their relationship
How many likes do you guys have on sherdog? :-)
>>66815104
I just lurk Sherdog when /heem/ gets really shit honestly
>>66815081
>>66814988
Wouldn't you end up giving up your back against anyone who isn't a drunk lanklet?
>>66814870
sucks her mom wasn't there
>>66815081
Imagine if travis broke up with her in the post fight interview. Just snatched the mic from joe and screamed "SHE IS NOT MY GIRL" then left.
>>66815118
>>66815081
or maybe he just saw his girlfriend get knocked out
You people see what you want to see
Do we have to redo our picks since Macheater is out?
>>66815118
>>66815145
He deserves all of this desu for thinking about cucking shob
>>66815118
>>66815147
its only a walk of shame if you make it that way
>>66815178
i don't think any fighter has ever handled a loss that badly
>>66815013
Seoi Nage! And I think in Amateur Wrestling they call it the Japanese Whizzer.
>>66815176
A new fight has also been added to the main card, so I imagine it would be necessary
>>66815176
So you're saying there's another chance to join the 1st column boys?
>>66814893
>>66814929
let's give ronda credit where credit is due. ronda was, and remains, an extremely aggressive fighter that is very good at doing what she does best. even during the holm fight it was ronda that commanded the center of the octagon and pursued holm as holm sashayed away. ronda sought to better and broaden her abilities, attempting to become both a knockout artist and a bonafide boxer, putting her newly learned skillset to the test in the octagon that night and failed. she became proud, overconfident, and actually believed the bullshit that was being fed to her and to the public. that being said i, too, loved seeing that cunt get her head kicked in.
>>66815196
sucks desu
i made the first column this time
>>66815188
She was just covering her face b/c of the ridiculous amount of paparazzi. Given the nature of the sport, I'm sure there are fighters who have had worse reactions in the privacy of their homes
>>66815145
fuck man --- you made me spew coffee all over the monitor
>>66815228
i meant publicly
>>66815228
She was literally contemplating suicide and spent weeks spaced out on painkillers.
Has anyone ever gotten a promo code for presale tickets from the UFC newsletter?
>90 posts in
>no bullposting
Based.
>>66815204
Yeah it's weird, I don't like her as a person (Doubt many people do) but I certainly appreciated Ronda as a fighter. She literally never had a bad fight. I wonder if now that the blueprint to beating her has been written and since she's been KOd viciously when trying to implement her usual gameplan if that'll change.
Does anyone else besides me just adore Ronda's mom?
>>66815204
humble in victory or defeat
>>66815238
I guess
>>66815240
Look at what vitor did to rockhold. Literally turned him into a different man. I can't imagine luke was even able to go to sleep that night (after getting slept by vitor). Rondas a cunt fo sho but there are absolutely bigger cunts in the sport who probably had worse reactions.
>painkillers
Can you imagine what chris leben was like after the silva fight?
>>66815262
It's always when it's american rush hour for posting when shitposting is at its highest, not hating but americans and bongs are by far the worst posters.
Best poster is Peru followed by everyone else being bearable and bongs and americans posting up a shitstorm of shitposts
pic related is an MMA fighter making her pro debut next month. how will she do lads?
>>66815262
Got you covered fampalampa
>tfw tomorrow is the start of 3 days full with meme fights
>>66815304
What positive influences have you brung to this thread to say other poster's quality is under you?
>>66815228
she was covering her face because holly fucked her face up beyond belief - she couldnt even bite into an apple until a few weeks ago.
>>66815240
"contemplating" might be too harsh - it was just a brief flash. the total jerk part of me wants to interview bethe and get her opinion on ronda/ellen revelation. tate certainly got her shot in with
>"Now that I am the champion I have unlimited energy. I don’t even know what [Ronda] is thinking right now … it seems like her motivation to stick around was to have Travis Browne’s baby. So, I don’t know.”
ZING!
http://youtu.be/JDFj9if59jk
>>66815304
>not appreciating the daily shitposting antics of britbong
I tend to put in a lot of though in to them
>>66815328
Dude literally went and researched drug legality for the purpose of having an intelligent debate last thread.
>>66815277
she seems pretty based, I wish Ronda listened to her more.
>>66815337
It was feetor belfort that tasted the last foot though
anyone else feel bad for Lyoto? Seems like he got caught on a supplement that was only recently included and not really a PED.
>>66815407
:^)
>tfw you could be the greatest fighter of your generation but are too busy doing engineering
Oh well I wouldnt want the fame anyway 2bh
>>66815304
It's when the underage b& are in school, the US more underage posters than any other country on this site
>>66815407
>macheata is his boy
>>66815407
I hope he gets suspended and retires. Either he gets heemed against hendo or wins, fights someone tougher, and gets heemed by them. He's just watering down his legacy at this point tbqh
>tfw you could be the greatest engineer of your class but are too busy shitposting on /heem/
Oh well don't really need a job anyway 2bh
>>66815407
No, i believe nothing should be taken. Not even whey protien. I think that to be a fighter you must not have any supplements. Although i consider protein shakes/smoothies are ok.
>>66815310
>>66815453
Che facolta fai?
I know this feel far too well
>studying engineering
>yet is proud of "shitposting' and puts "thought" into it
Jesus christ
>>66815427
Post body or shutup
>>66815471
inginf
>>66815407
It kinda sucks but it's his own responsibility to check that stuff - he should USADA know isn't fucking around.
>>66815407
>he feels bad for a cheater
All these substances are made by people that have a job.
All these substances are taken by people that have a jobe.
All these substances are "prosecuted" by people that have a job.
Well, at least they aren't neets.
The penalties for getting popped for PEDs are joke tier compaired to the results for taking them. Should be a year ban AT LEAST
>>66815520
It's two years for a first offence under USADA.
>>66815482
I hope you're on the main campus senpai
>>66815545
not right now
>>66815545
ma quindi pure te stai al poli?
http://youtu.be/5mZgCUnugd0
>>66815536
Source? all I see are 3 month bans and other horseshit
>>66815571
Ingegneria eletricca al primo anno, ma forse cambio a fare materiali e nanotecnolgie quando entro il secondo. Sempre campus leonardo
BIG NEWS LADS
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/720624787157094400
>>66815580
Nah, I've got a feeling you're being disingenuous about your lack of knowledge.
>>66815517
But who USADAs the USADA?
>>66815586
and it'll be headlined by Rockhold vs Weidman III
Rematch til the right result, as Uncle Dana says
>>66815585
mano mama mia lia pizzaliti miti mamamiti a luigi
>>66815586
>Jones vs DC
>Chris vs Bisbong (after Chris gets smashed by Luke again)
>>66815585
>Ingegneria eletricca
I wonder what this could possibly mean
It's been almost an hour and I still haven't received my promo code yet
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
>>66815622
DUDE
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>66815595
Call me crazy but I think uncle Lorenzo is one of the overseers
how many italians are here? Is it just stream bro and the other one?
>>66815622
We're organizing /heem/ 1: Milan
Me vs him
it'll be over in the first
>>66815641
Use promo code UFCSOCIAL
>>66815644
>>66815657
>>66815622
my sides
>>66815655
there's at least 3
me (og heembro)
the oldschool italian who watches pride and does kickboxing
this other nerd who's going to get heem'd by me
>>66815594
Well I looked it up and you were right
No need to be rude lad
>>66815682
which one is the heemspeak italy?
which is the one who streams?
>>66815702
I'm both
>>66815657
Can lithkek be my coach?
Also what does this image mean to you
>>66815655
How many Americans are in here?
Everyone report in
A few more
>>66815724
Here lad, in the uk for work
>>66815663
invalid
>>66815713
>mcgregormakes145.jpg
>>66815724
Reporting
>>66815713
>Also what does this image mean to you
the amount of chances you have of not getting heemed by me
>>66815724
(North) American here
Just real quick to see if I got some fans here
DON'T FEAR ME
>>66815063
This is Eli manning tier autism face desu desu
1st for phil davis
Predictioncuck...
Ray Borg's second pro fight
>>66815730
>>66815748
digging the aesthetic of this yellow cage 2bh
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://strawpoll.me/7369875
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>>66815724
reporting in
rousey spotting
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEL1XDAPKfY/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEL1XDAPKfY/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEL1XDAPKfY/
>>66815785
France reporting
In the UK for school
>>66815800
where do you go to lad? school or uni?
>>66815785
Just go away.
How does this picture make you feel?
>>66815804
Cardiff U m8
>>66815814
paige is a monkey
>>66815814
horny
Where can I buy a kettle bell that looks like a pair of bollocks?
>>66815824
a SEXY monkey
>>66815814
Went into that fight hating Paige, left with oodles of respect for her. Turns out she's a real fighter after all.
>>66815814
TOP 10 IN THE WORLD
>>66815713
sure
also this >>66815738
>>66815204
The problem with fighters like her is they appear invincible until they get picked apart. Then they keep getting picked apart.
Consider ronda, completely outclassing and bumrushing all of her opponents
Picked apart by careful boxing style and countered hard. Has obvious game flaws
Consider mcgregor. Blew all his opponents the fuck out of the water, but when he fought a similar sized opponent, picked apart once the one shot power wasn't enough. His champ level opponents learned a lot about beating him
Consider bumrush Rothwell. Beating the shit out of his opponents ronda style.. Picked apart and made to look stupid by a careful boxing style. Now he's got huge gaps in his movement game to close, or his next fight will look just like this one
These aren't truly well rounded fighters, these are freak territory power mongs who now have serious work to do. Maybe they'll do it, and that's what will make them long term champs
>>66815777
It's too distracting.
>>66815777
The classic KOTC yellow :)
>>66815856
wow she can survive poorly applied submissions and pidder padder punches that gave her superficial cuts she's so much tougher than the men who quit
>>66815844
Just go to your mother's place of residence and borrow the kettles i left after engaging in coitus with her
>>66815881
Wasn't comparing her to men at all, just outed yourself as a neckbeard WMMA hater lol.
>>66815810
Why don't you?
>>66815863
I recall you saying you would get rekt 300% a few months ago, why the sudden confidence? on the gas? It doesn't matter, you may be fast and you may be strong but precision beats power and timing beats speed.
I find it a bit ironic that none of you subscribe to the UFC newsletter.
>>66815911
because I contribute more to /heem/ than 'quick guys put your nationality down on this poll'
>>66815916
>he forgot footwork
>>66815917
My fightpass subscription ends on the 23rd, i wont be paying for another month
I guess the streams have me now
>>66815310
They really do need a High Test division
ronda thirsty for BBC
https://www.draftkings.com/video/p4760117971001/v4842138631001/Face-2-Face-with-Ronda-and-Odell-Getting-To-Know-You
For FightPass nerds here
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-111-fotn-jared-hamman-vs-rodney-wallace
One of the classic "muscle man vs scrappy dude" fights, complete with a full Joe Rogan monologue on muscles
>>66815916
iirc you're a manlet
I've been pretty active lately and I'm a 191 power lanklet
I'm pretty confident I'd fuck you up desu
>>66815946
>power lanklet
?
>>66815798
>>66815946
Meme engineering course and meme build
Please get in my guard
>>66815973
a lanklet with power
Man this weekend is going to be a long one.
Finished my cut
6'3 65kg
Here comes summer!!
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The toughest NYers are here at MSG waiting to finally be Legals in our state. We have been waiting for this moment for a long time. Today it happens. MMA is now Legal in NY.
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>>66815992
if a manlet is bugging you just open your struve folder and show him whos the boss
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/99-facts-for-the-die-hard-MMA-fan-447057
>16. Fighter Jeremy Jackson’s wife named their son Nick, after Nick Diaz, when Diaz beat Jeremy right before she gave birth. Jeremy Jackson also happened to be a last minute replacement for Nick Diaz on the Ultimate Fighter 4.
Betch Coheya
>>66816088
A new Mayday MacDonald post to think about, God bless.
>>66816081
>Aljo 'Fagmaster' Sterling rocking a gold chain
Niggers
Gabi Garcia
>>66816088
>if a manlet is bugging you post a pic of a stupid tall lanklet who gets BTFO by manlets like theyre going out of style
>>66816116
Struve beat the guy whos fighting for the title, hunt got smashed by him
December 31st is on saturday.
Should they...?
>>66816143
>Its a rough
>>66816155
struve would smash you ching chong
I didn't know they had degrees in MMA Math over in Holland
>>66816182
A very UFC NYE, I like that idea.
BJ Penn is a glorified can who only got to where he was because of extremely thin divisions, clever marketing, and favoritism
He lost every fight he had against real competition, and his only victories were against cans, old men, or people on their way out of the sport
He is genuinely a horrible human being and fighter, with zero heart, zero discipline, and zero reason to come back because the UFC is better without him around to shit up the place
I'm going to enjoy seeing him BTFO again. He might even quit on his stool again, hopefully.
>>66816217
stay short
>>66816219
I don't think that'd work outside of Japan
Anastasia Yankova
>>66816217
We have belts in kickboxing too over here, I didn't know about it until some guys came into class and when asked if they had experience in fighting they said they had a belt in kickboxing.
>>66816248
Looking goooooooooood
>>66816236
There's already CBB semi finals on NYE, the ratings wouldn't be very good
>>66816248
def the best looking female fighter
>>66816259
CFB* obviously
>>66816209
Damn how'd you know I was a ching chong?
>>66816226
>your boy unironically losing to Jared Rosholt
>>66816209
>>66816226
eyyy puto 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gylDN7pWzU
>>66816283
我会从字面上杀了你你他妈的同性恋屁股柴草母狗
>>66815724
wmma/zinganofag reporting
>>66816299
I'm not Chinese tho
>>66816290
hello miguel
>>66816309
>>66816312
Zinganomind
>>66815856
>Turns out she's a real fighter after all.
not really. i'm not impressed with any of the fighters in her weight class. bantamweight chicks is where it gets brutal
>>66816172
>mma math
M8
Now that MMA is legal in New York, what's the next big hurdle for UFC to overcome?
>>66816396
need the first death to happen
hopefully it's at MSG
>need the first death to happen
>hopefully it's at MSG
UFC 205 is officially THE event of the year.
>>66816423
It'd be hilarious tho
>rockhold has the chris in full mount for five rounds
>he finally dies
>Rosie o'donnells bro climbs into the cage and starts yelling "I told y'all mothercuckas"
Khabib will finish in the in the first round.
>>66816402
>it ends up being Arianny slipping off the ring walk area and clattering her head off the ground
>>66816493
You hope
>>66816470
>rockhold has the chris in full mount for five rounds
"Fight back!"
-Herb Dean
>>66816508
You don’t know me. You don’t know where the f*ck I came from. You f*cking twerp. I’ll ride into Stamford Hill and f*cking take everyone out. Full of snitches in Stockton.
>>66815873
i've mentioned this in a previous thread --- ronda should have charged holm coming out of the gate the same way rousey/zingano began. holm may have skipped away sideways at an angle and ronda might have eaten a tap or oblique kick in the process but ronda should have chased her down and taken her down from the get go instead of trying to box with a world class boxing champion. by the time they managed to fall down on the mat at 193 (i'm not going to call it a takedown) ronda was too punchdrunk to effectively do her armbreak trick. it will take years of dedicated training for ronda to box (and kick) as well as holly; she needs to work on her cardio so she can chase holly down at the opening bell.
>>66816557
HE
WONT
BACK
DOWN
>28 years old
>over 6ft tall
>training
>employed
Yet today someone told me they thought I was like 18
JUST
