COURT RAINIER III START 11:00 AM
>[16] B. Paire (FRA) vs [2] A. Murray (GBR)
Followed by
>[5] R. Nadal (ESP) vs [12] D. Thiem (AUT)
Followed by
>[3] R. Federer (SUI) vs [14] R. Bautista Agut (ESP)
Followed by
>[WC] L. Pouille (FRA) vs [8] J. Tsonga (FRA)
COURT DES PRINCES START 11:00 AM
>[Q] D. Dzumhur (BIH) vs [10] M. Raonic (CAN)
Followed by
>[15] G. Simon (FRA) vs [4] S. Wawrinka (SUI)
Followed by
>J. Vesely (CZE) vs [13] G. Monfils (FRA)
Followed by
[11] D. Goffin (BEL) vs [LL] M. Granollers (ESP)
Official Site Links
Draws: http://montecarlotennismasters.com/scores-en/draws/?lang=en
Schedule: http://montecarlotennismasters.com/tournament/todays-program/?lang=en
Livescores:http://montecarlotennismasters.com/scores-en/live-scores/?lang=en
Sorry for this different format, I won't make a thread again I was just bored.
Here's today's schedule on image.
Matches start in 2 hours and 20 minutes.
>>66811006
>Paire - Murray
>1st on court...
idiots. best match of the day easily. and paire has an ok chance to win
>>66811045
so how the fuck did djoker lose
These are all the Monte Carlo pics I could find in their instagrams.
This last one is Autista-Goat, who is playing against the absolute GOAT today
>>66810542
>Djokowinslol
>>66811207
m8...
>>66811207
Don't tell him
>>66810542
Fucking hell Mexico you're up early. Isn't it like 5 am there?
>>66812069
He's most likely not gone to sleep yet. Assuming he's a NEET
>>66812086
Hmm probably.
Stan is looking pretty cute guys. Hope he makes it far.
Lmao the way Rafa says Thiem. Tiyem.
Who has a wimpier forehand, Murray or Paire?
>Murray trying to murder a butterfly
>He runs around his forehand to hit a back hand
Paire is an absolute mad man
>Murray
Paire is 6"5. How the fug, he looks 5"10.
>forgot that matches started
>look at the score
>Paire 3-1
>>66812355
Not today Frenchie. This is another episode of murray takes 5 hours to put away an opponent.
Does Paire have the best offensive backhand currently? I think so
>>66812376
It is pretty damn good.
Murray getting BTFO
Bagel incoming
Eurosport is always right. Paire the real no. 2 in 2018
do none of the big players care about this tournament or were too busy partying it up there
>>66812695
They're getting old, this is the changing of guards.
![lie-to-me-disgust[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tMifpwa.jpg "lie-to-me-disgust[1].jpg")
>>66812706
>absolute shite like Raonic, Nishikori and Gulbis will probably win a few slams between the end of the Big 4 era and the start of the next era
>>66811151
scientists are still working on it and still have no fucking clue
>>66812733
you forgot kyrgios
>>66812733
Dimitrov i mean, not gulbis
>>66812664
Still struggling to see how Gregor "IgotcuckedbyMaria" Dimitrov is gonna be number one
Monaco looks so comfy.
How many shekels does it cost to become a citizen?
>>66812664
>broken from 40-0
DELETE THIS
>it's a Murray receives a choke from a more talented journeyman episode
I fucking hate this episode
that awkward forehand got into Paire's head
I'm having having to watch this on mute so I don't have to listen to the crap that petchey keeps spewing.
>>66812733
have you seen raonic play this year? hes improved a lot and has a real chance to win wimby
>>66812841
hahahaha
oh canada
What happened to da clayray?
>>66812841
Milos pls go
SHOULD I CASH OUT ON MY PAIRE TO WIN 2-1 BET????
QUICK
>>66812903
naah
>>66812903
Bet a cheeky euro
>>66812903
>He's not on Murray SW from 1.95
Tears you mug
Paire is such a fucking moron, it's unreal
>>66812903
cashing out is -ev
>>66812921
i posted that thinking it was going to a tiebreak desu
ill prob just let it fly anyway desu, it was only about a £3 bet
>>66812948
this. B I R D
What's this frog moaning about?
Simply disgusting
>Paire
>>66813000
not quite yet
dont you just hate when you've done a shit, wiped your arse then you feel another load coming and have to repeat the wiping process.
anyone got a good stream btw? i cant find any that don't have a shit delay
>>66813039
why don't you just make sure you've shat fully before you wipe?
>>66813052
do you have acestream?
if yes
1328e97497116ef4dc90bc0eee91d88480a81b72
>>66812903
looking decent with this deuce game, stick with it t b h
>>66813054
i dont like waiting about on the toilet. i dont understand how some people can take 10 minutes to do a shit, or read a newspaper or whatever doing it.
i just dont like shitting in general. i have a very hairy arse that extends to my arsehole, and i literally have to part the hair with my hands and move it out of the way of my arsehole when i do a shit, otherwise wiping is absolute hell. i actually have to go for a shower sometimes after a particularly bad shit so i dont end up with dangleberries. its fucking torture having a hairy ass
>>66813060
Cool, thought acestream always has the biggest delay
I think that Murray is the person in the world I hate the most right now
Because of his fucking comeback I won't be able to watch Nadal vs Thiem in it's entirety
>>66813060
Can you play 2 streams at the same time? Do you have the code for Raonic?
>>66813112
o-okay
>>66813145
you can but i don't have the id for it sorry.
Nothing more disgusting and unmanly than missing an overhead
"apologies for the profanities"
kek
>>66813156
his beard is pretty manly 2bh
>>66813156
im guessing that was murray?
he's always been terrible at them for some reason. i dont know why he doesn't just fucking spend some time to try fix the problem in one of his off seasons. he's throws away a large number of points because of it. happens every match
>>66812903
>he didn't cash out
>>66813171
>that cake
What should I buy for lunch that's cheap?
>>66813197
m8, it was a £3 bet at 7/1. i wasn't getting shit back from the cash-out
>>66813195
It was Paire actually, and in fact my impression was that Murray is great at overheads??
>>66813214
penny punting slug detected
>>66813212
Bread, chicken breast, and peanut butter
>>66813214
so you can still make 21 British Euros huh?
How much drugs does that buy you in your local community?
>>66813219
nah, he's not good at them. he'll usually let a high ball bounce rather than take a smash. and murray isn't great at generating pace off of a slow ball, so it doesnt always end well
>>66813223
not really m8. i just seen paire 2-1 was 7/1 and thought it was good value, so slung all that i had left in my account on it
I love Angry Murray so fucking much
>>66813228
hmm, thanks for the suggestion but that sounds kinda dry for lunch
I'm living with a food budget of like 7-8 euros a day so I have to kind of plan
jesus paire literally threw away that game
>>66813256
>7/1
>>66813271
add milk
>>66813271
do you like tortillas?
is nadal playing right now?
>>66813280
whats the trouble? good value imo
it looks like they're pounding vodka with those bottles
paire in the zone
Paire should be top 10 instead of Berdych Ferrer Gasquet
>>66813297
already got dibs on her
Why even bother with human line umpires? AFAIK hawkeye can tell instantly, it's just the rendering of the animation that takes several seconds.
>>66813283
what's your deal with shit m8?
>>66813305
It's making me giggle desu
FUCK HIM UP BENOIT
>Paire
ALLLEEEZ
>muzza
oh ffs murray
All those distractions for murray. How is he ever going to fail all those ball tosses.
muzza having a meltdown
kek
>>66813422
that's not a meltdown. that's just murray being murray
>>66813433
In lehmanns, shit.
>>66813433
im from the future, just wait and see
CHOKE
>>66813441
um...
BENOIT CHOKAIRE
JUST PEAR MY SHIT UP
what an absolute mug
>Pear
>frenchman surrendering
shocker
PAIRE LE FUCKING DROP SHOT MAN
ANDY DURRY
oh fuck off murray
Paire is extremely tense and his timing is horrifically off now, you can literally hear the mishits
>He thought the bravest of British heroes could lose against French scum
> refball
> cucking for murray
>raonic wins
bugger
>>66813529
E B A M
B
A
M
>>66813536
m9 the hawk eye confirmed it
>>66813536
that was a fucking robbery
That broke him
wtf is up with paire. that was clearly too long
Witnessing the choke to end all chokes
He was no Paire for Murray
Fucking unreal
Paire has had like 15 chances to win this match. What a choker
>match point
>double fault
the difference between the world #2 and #16
what an utter clown.
thanks for reminding me to never, ever bet on french players.
that was an impressive last game from murray tho tbf
that was a shit 10 minutes of tennis there
>>66813578
The difference between Paire and Vesely
Lads we made it. French filth did not prevail
how is nadal playing? is thiem likely to beat him?
>>66813607
His last match vs bot was encouraging
>>66813584
agreed. mental toughness is sometimes means the difference between winning and losing a match. paire is just not there yet.
goes to show how well vesley held his own against world #1 yesterday.
>>66813607
hasn't begun yet
>>66813607
I'd still have nadal as the favourite
>>66813620
yeah i know man, just wondering how he's been playing generally. javen't seen any tennis since AO
>>66813620
yep, those drop shots showed that he's both ballsy and able to keep it together in the moment.
Now to see whether he can repeat it or it was just a once off.
>>66813634
Once in a year performance
>>66813630
Nadal is pretty much done. His movement, forehand and serve have declined a lot. I can't believe he is still in the top 5.
>>66813658
you'll eat your words, Mr. TennisTV
>>66813658
You will bring crucified after he wins la decima
>>66813634
regularly playing drop shots in the clutch is a low percentage play
she lost so much weight
>>66813658
thiem is not on top of his game either currently. had a injury at the beginning of the tournament and barely beat two no-names.
normaly id say 50:50 but today nadal is probably gonna win easily
Ask a Hawk-eye technician anything. I can rig any match I want. I'm hidden behind 7 proxies so you can't see my real location.
>>66813703
I rigged the last few mins of the durry match. I helped him with a few good calls.
>>66813728
>>66813703
>clay
>>66813703
>>66813728
Sometimes I like to fix matches and no one can detect a thing. How else did the number one seed go down yesterday?
Lads Rafa needs us. King of clay will prevail.
notre dame would bootyblast both of the players
>>66813734
Didn't you watch any of the second last set of the Murray match? the final point was actually in but I made it look like it was out. The judge was able to see my hawk-eye before he said it was out.
So many empty seats. Why can't they let a poor real fan in.
>>66813777
>Monte-Carlo
>poor
pick one
>>66812069
It was around midnight when I made the thread, it is 5am now. I woke up to watch Nadal and Stan, how were the other matches?
acestream for Rafito?
>>66813788
Muzza got lucky. Paire choked. Was up 2 breaks in the second I think. Then had 5 - 4 in the third. French tears.
>>66813788
Paire choked. Easily won the first set against Murri and was up 3-0 in the second one, but then the French mentality got him and he wasted his chances to win the match. He even served for the match in the last set iirc, but still lost.
>>66813792
same as earlier?
1328e97497116ef4dc90bc0eee91d88480a81b72
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Thiem is so good.
holy shit the moonballing
LMAO 95% of Rafa's shots going to the backhand of Thiem it's Fed all over again.
>>66813813
not loading anymore
why is thiem always choking his breakballs away
fucking hell
Novak biking home after getting BTFO.
>>66813855
not so fast, Nadal is an even bigger choker
broken already
lads.. i have a bad feeling about this one
>>66813853
really? it's working just fine for me
>>66813855
welp that was a second too early
>>66813798
>>66813812
I was checking the point by point in flashscore, ridiculous. At least the French at least have Jo-Willy and Monfeels
>>66813798
>"lucky" ahahhaahahahahhaahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Not sure if Thiem will pull a Paire or a Vesely
>Nadal will never win a masters again
dat rich old lady with her ice cream looks super comfy
>>66813881
or nadal will just pull a murry
It's so easy being a hawk-eye technician I just sit around watching porn and rig matches while shitposting on /sp/.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BELa6JCuGYq
Why did I slept, I missed Murray's screams kek
>>66813912
Please make Rafa win
>>66813907
murry didn't pull shit he just pushed and Paire imploded
Just noticed tennistv has Jiri's dropshot vs Djokovic, anyone has a better quality of it?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEJTg9wOGVR
Can we talk about how disappointing sam groth is
Literally just a huge lumbering servebabby, always gives me the shits when I watch him fuck up easy volleys and mis-time on serve and volley play.
>>66813963
Didn't he take a break from tennis to play Aussie rules football?
>>66813963
Sorry m8
>>66813963
how is he disappointing? surely no one actually expected him to ever be good just because muh serve
>>66813975
yes
Almost gotta go now. Fucking Paire making me unable to watch more than half of set of Nadal-Thiem
>>66813963
he was doing fine in 2014
but idk what happened to him lately
>>66813963
Poor man's Ivo
brilliant break point by nadal.
Choking fuck
>>66813995
FUCK PEAR
FUCK MURY
We are watching the rebirth of Claydal here.
inb4 2 hours of backhands
>>66813963
Literally who
>>66814007
If by peak you mean using the top spin forehand to the one handed backhand forever
>>66814014
"no"
Wait, what? Thiem's got a new racquet. Is that a new paintjob for the Babolat Pure Strike or a new racquet?
>>66814014
Not enough lucky mishits yet imo
>>66813954
>tfw she's ded right now and unavailable for the Fed Cup semis
>>66813954
I would love to eat her poo. Just a plate of her fecal matter would be amazing.
Paire >>>> Thiem
sorry to tell you m8
>>66814032
Yup new racket.
THIEM AKA LE BREAK POINT WASTER
>>66814045
she got back-problems
clearly she got something going with kyrgios
>>66814054
You don't know shit, m8
>>66814064
Paire didn't blow 3 bps in a row at least
>>66814022
this
thiem pls
FUCKING RETARD REEEEE
Wait, did Djoko actually lose?
HE HAD THE ENTIRE COURT OPEN AND HE GOES FOR THE LOWEST PERCENTAGE SHOT?
FUCKING
Is Simon shit or Stan good?
>>66814080
Nah
>>66814079
>>66814079
>>66814079
thiem would do a good santa
>>66814085
Stan and Nadal UNJUSTED?
It's killing me inside, this fucking choking.
>>66814085
Simon is a good player. So I'm guessing Stan realising bot is die has fixed up
>>66814103
They meet next round so one is JUST
rafa barely hanging on 2bh. not liking it one bit.
>>66814084
you mean the bp? when he did an inverse fh? yes that was retarded
I'm having trouble deciding. Which is the greater country, Austria or Switzerland?
>>66814085
Simon is a powerless pusher, who is good but has nothing to hurt Stan with on clay
>>66814110
>>66814110
Who cares about a drug cheat
>>66814085
Simon is pretty shit on clay and Stan is the French Open champ. Also bad match up
>>66814110
nadal is doomed m8 he can't win anymore without the roids his game isn't enough agressive
novak finally wins the french open edition
>>66814115
nice maymay
>>66814085
Bit of both. Simon's being retarded and keeps letting Stan back into games.
>>66814113
mountain niggers the lot of them
>>66814113
switzerland
You will never do out door woods training with Thiem.
Apparently he lifts logs and shit
>ywn be a professional tennis player fucking rich girls for monte carlo
kill me now
>>66814113
one country gave us federer and the other didn't. idk lad you tell me
i went to the same tennis academy as thiem until i was 17
ask me anything
>>66814092
Is it possible that he lost on purpose?
>>66814149
>you will never lift Thiem's log
>>66814169
Did your coach touch you inappropriately?
>>66814169
why does he choke?
does he lift logs?
>>66814171
>>66814171
He 100% did. BOT would never malfunction against literal whose.
Fed is going to lose vs bAUTISTa aGOAT. Screen cap this.
Nadal needs to play sleeveless again to summon teenage Nadal's powers.
>>66814182
>>66814176
unfortunately not no homo
>>66814177
>why does he choke?
good question la
>does he lift logs?
only the log of our academy bull after practice in the shower
>>66814192
this. sleeveless ts and those long shorts
>>66814192
This. Grow that thin hair out. Bust out the three quarters.
>>66814169
how do I get more power on my forehand
>>66814193
>>66814203
Learn the modern ATP forehand technique. Basically stop hitting it like a girl.
http://www.tennisfrontier.com/blogs/tennis-international-access/on-the-cherry-path-an-up-and-coming-player-and-his-unusual-coach/
Good read
>>66814152
I guarantee you Murry is still a virgin... not even his own wife will let him hit it.
>>66814203
hit the ball harder
>>66814169
why does he have 1/11 won Break points?
Also is he a cool dude?
