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today:
>uefa cup
liverpool - dortmund (21:05 cest)
tomorrow:
>2nd bundes
leipzig - sandhausen
fsv - paderborn
duisburg - 1860
(18:30 cest)
>bundes
hannover - gladbach (20:30 cest)
gooooooooood morning
moin
stop greeting each other
missed the wolfsburg and buyern game and am gonna miss the dortmund one too
>>66810573
good choice desu
i "kind of" missed the games last night but i wont miss the dortmund one today
/afl/ is up
>>66810537
He can't keep getting away with it!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Good morning.
ded
>>66810753
Kek
>>66812057
seriously tho, why does he wear the mask?
>>66812066
he ugly
The draw for the Olympic football tournament is this afternoon.
>>66812230
adams to bröndby, eh?
lifelong tourist reporting in
>>66812269
Yeah, I don't know. It's still only on twitter and some websites outside the big papers here. Would of course be fun if he got John Faxe Jensen as assistant.
My preferred choice is Lars Olsen.
>>66812282
what part of japan are you from m8
>>66812301
what foreign league do most people in denmark bandwagon?
>>66812402
Premier League by far like the rest of Scandinavia
>>66812434
Why not Hamburg? Could go by car there.
>>66812684
It's pretty far away from any bigger city or population center.
I don't know if the people of Sonderjylland watch Bundesliga, but I think they generally prefer speedway, hockey and handball.
>>66810435
no hello
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tobi_%28island%29
>Tobi is 1.6 km long and 0.8 km wide, and has an area of about 0.85 square kilometers, or about 0.33 square miles
>>66813608
more like Tobi's Mother Island lmao
>>66813608
I don't have a calcutron with me but is that correct?
>>66813706
good one
What's for dinner, lads?
>>66813797
Curry
>>66813797
do you eat nothing but sausage rolls
>>66813819
gross
>>66813823
first time I've had them in ages
>>66813837
spooky then
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/66684611/#66684931
Great quality thread so far
>>66813861
I imagine frozen sausage rolls would be a popular choice for depressed single aussie men who stay up all night.
i'm so bored
>>66813946
ipl in 2 hours
>>66813883
id prefer party pies tbqh
>>66813955
please dont watch that degeneracy
if you have to watch cricket in the off-season, just go watch some highlights of the real stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd4Kja59hDU
>>66813955
sounds good
>>66814066
whats wrong with it?
>>66814066
no, thanks
Umh Denmark, I think your job is to inform us about all the pre-match hype happening on Twitter right now!!!
>my feet when playing football
why
>>66814257
>not playing as the goalkeeper
>>66814257
get better boots?
>>66814376
actually compression socks does wonders.
hello gentlemen
>>66814427
Alright bruv
>>66814284
b-but i'm a manlet ;-;
>>66814376
boots are fine, it mostly only happens on certain pitches like cindered ones, when little stones or granulate get in my shoe all game
>>66814401
yeah i figured certain socks could help, but didn't find anything reliable so far
>>66814427
hallo
Dortmund will win 3-0
No they won't
i doubt dortmund will advance
>>66814619
t. wog
Bremen~
Adam Adam likes nymphets
>>66814241
Sorry, been busy at work.
>Gujarat Lions
BB McCullum, AJ Finch, SK Raina*, KD Karthik†, DJ Bravo, AD Nath, RA Jadeja, JP Faulkner, P Kumar, SB Jakati, PV Tambe
>Rising Pune Supergiants
AM Rahane, F du Plessis, KP Pietersen, SPD Smith, MR Marsh, MS Dhoni*†, R Bhatia, R Ashwin, I Sharma, RP Singh, M Ashwin
>working
h-has it gone too far
>>66815135
that was a Lolita reference by the way
>>66815286
absolutely
Group A at the Olympics: Danmark, Irak, Sydafrika, Brasilien.
>>66815360
What does the German part of the shirt mean? Pöhler?
>>66815385
And Germany in group C with Fiji, Republic of Korea and Mexico
>>66815386
That's how Ruhrpottler call a street kicker. Klopp made it famous with this cappy.
This is one of those games where half-and-half scarves are absolutely okay.
Two massive clubs with very similar hearts. Almost like identical twins who were adopted to different parents at birth and reunited in adulthood.
>>66815458
bit early for stuff like that
wew lad
time for kp
Hello I'm here now
and I'm only here because I have something for Australia
>>66808999
Checked
What is it?
>>66816010
saw your shitposting-mobile today
took a video
>>66815481
he should just retire already
>>66816073
which one of them?
>>66816085
one of the left
>>66816085
both
>>66816060
>>66816060
>>66816131
Post the video
>>66816165
I can't into technical things
>>66816171
https://streamable.com/
>>66816171
Upload it to youtube or something
>>66816171
DO IIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>66816185
>>66816200
>>66816206
it's just 4 seconds of him slowly rolling and me shaking my phone too hard because I was laughing so hard imagining it's an Aussie poster conquering Germany
kp out for 37
>>66816244
i need it for meme reasons
>>66816244
I would really appreciate it if you uploaded it.
>>66815458
beautiful
I will never listen to Anons songs while working out
>>66816317
fooking nice
what city is this?
>>66816348
read the license plates
>>66816317
lmao
>>66816317
Did he make it up that hill? Looks like he was struggling.
>>66816355
Augsburg? Looks comfy.
>>66816388
that's a straight road, I was filming "secretly", that's why it's tilted
but he came up that little hill behind the blue sign
and yes I guess he was struggling because he took a 1min break right there when the video ends
>>66816317
good job karla
>>66816317
beautiful
do you think he rode his bicycle all the way from australia to germany?
>>66816646
probably
![IMG_0358[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mNhHmoY.jpg "IMG_0358[1].jpg")
Should I wear yellow or black today to the bar?
>>66816716
jesus christ
>>66816716
you should kys
>>66816729
that was uncalled for
>>66816716
wear the fox, wear the blue
>>66813797
Not yet though. I wouldn't eat your dinner
>>66816716
Yellow.
Don't forget matching shorts and socks to complete your outfit.
>>66816716
the one with Asuka on the back
>Hobro going down
>good chance of Lyngby, Silkeborg and Vejle going up
>Viborg doing pretty well
Next season will be great in terms of Traditionsclubs
Five red cards in Alajuelense v Zeledon
>>66816822
shut the fuck up
https://soundcloud.com/roter-lewis/no-argument-soundcloud-mp3
Here's an okay summer song you've never heard before
ugh
Bayern Munich's Passing Map vs. Benfica
>>66816931
So basically Alaba ad Ribéry like each other a lot
What should I drink and eat during the game tonight?
>>66816931
>costa
>>66816997
tap water and or tea and cottage cheese and if you like a few nuts
>>66817005
Sometimes you have to sacrifice yourself for the team if it means that other players get in better situations
You germans are alright, spoke with a few in town before. The way things are going with our fans will I need to buy lube?
>United Kingdom garage set on Boiler Room
Podolski Handjob has never been to a garage party
>>66816997
Port wine and some strong cheese on knækbröd
>>66816997
Water / nothing
>>66817080
This is okay too.
Cheese and Ham is a good mix too. Don't drink the entire bottle
>>66816931
>alonso
>>66816997
sixpack of beer
chips
>>66817153
Sounds nice for the moment, but not the future
>>66811673
dortmund blowing livershit the fuck out pregame
So,Feuerabend..ab nach Hause,ans Pils und auf Liverpool-Dortmund warten
BEEEEEE VAUUUUUU BEEEEEEE!!!
>>66817442
The perfect sheep
If Boateng is healthy then Javi Martinez could play where Alonso does and Bayern wins the triple
LFC Goa Supporters @LFCGoa 39s39 seconds ago
96 minutes more to go @lfc @LFCIndia #ynwa #lfcbvb
>>66817468
lol we don't even need Jerome now that Barca is out
>>66817468
Okay
>>66815458
Half and half scarves are always shite
>>66815458
<3
no homo
>>66817468
>>66817499
My face when Real Madrid players genuinely believe they could beat Bayern over two legs
>tfw you realise you ruined your career
>tfw my train is stuck because of a door problem
i won't even be able to watch the game
>>66817548
Post a picture
>>66817547
>free cocks
This moment feels like waiting for New Year's Eve
>>66817542
what happened to müllels right hand
:^)
19:09 Echte Liebe
19:09 Echte Liebe
>>66817595
Bit random to post that along with a picture of Adel Tawil
>>66817603
Woah
>>66817579
I already have goosebumps at the thought of these two sets of supporters singing the YNWA song before the game. Top class teams with world class supporters.
>>66817589
His left fist is tiny :3
>>66817618
Yeah, I'm pretty "chuffed" with that
>>66817589
AFtermath from fisting Lahms Kimme.
I dance while reading this thread autoupdating and scrolling itself
>>66817661
>mfw that is literally you in the back, Alois
>>66817595
GESCHWÄRZT
>>66817595
unnerving cheeks
>>66817643
vomit inducing
>>66817751
top fucking lel
>>66817751
>muh blue collar club meme
>>66817751
nice
>>66817751
klaus amd fritz pls
>>66817751
In IRL football fans are an earnest bunch
>>66817751
based I want one
Poor >>66815286 missing all these replies
>>66815286
based I want one!
>>66817845
probably the same goy going for a second round
>>66817883
Good point. They have the same flag. Hmm.
>>66817877
>donation hillsborough
AYY LMAO
is there anything more cringeworthy than Sport1 two hour pre-game programme?
oh i see
>>66817751
>>66817906
"""echte""" liebe posters
i don't get the hype
pnutschi
>>66817922
it's called artificial hype marketing
>>66817751
I like it
>customers already shitting up the thread
Coutinho versus Reus. A match-up between two of the great "magicians" of the game. What a treat we're in for. I pity those casuals who only care about the Champions League.
>>66817877
holy fuck it's like memes are taking over reality.
make it end:
Time for a shower
>>66818095
>magicians
are you high or something?
>>66817906
>21:05 - 81 min
>watching sport1
>>66818152
what are you watching la? galileo?
>>66818118
Just had din din
>>66818177
Nothing until 21:05
>Lauri
Liverpool: Mignolet, Clyne, Lovren, Sakho, Moreno, Can, Milner, Lallana, Coutinho, Firmino, Origi
>>66818095
this
>>66818118
take a pic of you bathroom
>>66818121
this, it's called sorcerer
>you bathroom
>>66818365
he meat to quote this >>66818311
>>66818311
You first
>meat
Time to deal with the prawns
KAGAWA SHINJIIIIIIIIII
Weidenfeller, Piszczek, Sokratis, Hummels, Schmelzer, Weigl, Castro, Mkhitaryan, Kagawa, Reus, Aubameyang #lfcbvb
Weidenfeller, Piszczek, Sokratis, Hummels, Schmelzer, Weigl, Castro, Mkhitaryan, Kagawa, Reus, Aubameyang
Auba will score 4.
GUYS QUICK
you are eating and your mouth is full. you notice that you are about to sneeze and can't prevent it. it's happening, what do??
brb having a pre game fap. 15 minutes half time might not be enough.
>>66818161
>>66818161
>>66818161
i made this thread for you bundesbros why are you hiding in here it makes me sad
>>66818522
I can prevent the sneeze, I'm not a pussy.
>>66818522
quickly inhale all the food into your lungs where it's safe, then cough it up later.
>>66818522
What am I eating?
>>66818532
>match threads
no thanks
anyway, i think my ear situation resolved itself on its own. i'm not sure if i should cancel the doctor's appointment i have tomorrow. probably best to have it checked out anyway just to be sure, right?
>>66818522
Concentrate and sneeze
>>66818548
soup
What happened to your ear?
>>66818581
You should have cancelled it today. Now you have to go. Tell him you have lower back pain.
>>66818536
>you can't prevent it
>prevents it
wow are you batman or superman?
>>66818548
whatever happened to be in your mouth. it's alot and it's already chewed quite well
https://streamable.com/t2ch
liverpool fans chimping out
>>66817554
That dogs boss, just sits off all day getting pushed around in its pram.
>>66818611
>You should have cancelled it today
probably, but i hadn't thought about it until just now
>Tell him you have lower back pain.
i don't think an ent doctor cares about that
>if it was denmark he would have 5 yous by now
>>66818621
Would suck if you're living there and forgot to close the windows.
>>66818621
"""british""" """people"""
>>66818649
who
Dealt
>>66818648
The famous football stretch helps against lower back pain
>>66818710
but i don't even have lower back pain
Hi where are the Bundes memes
>>66818754
For now
Are you excited for Frances stories once he fully returns?
>>66818777
no memes friend, only serious discussion and friendly banter
>>66818789
where is he anyway
>>66812066
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?
>>66818858
Travelling
>>66818858
>he
>>66818933
>implying
>>66818910
like where? germany?
also why are all the aussies of /bundes/ so civilized in comparison to everywhere else?
>>66818977
Currently in London
>>66818977
Behaviour breeds behaviour
>>66818777
>she knows about the bundes memes
>>66819032
L O N D O N
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N
D
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>>66819126
Looks tasteful, what's in there?
Imagine being banned from /sp/ because you mentioned your breakfast in /bundes/.
>>66819251
Looks tasteful, what's in there?
>>66819258
Spaghetti, sauce and mince.
>>66819272
Cool
>>66819251
you will be remembered
>>66819251
jannies hate us cuz they anus
>autosage again
>aqua panna
why?
Italy makes the best water.
>>66819126
>>66819251
here's a (you) for you
