1 Cleveland Cavaliers vs 8 Detroit Pistons
2 Toronto Raptors vs 7 Indiana Pacers
3 Miami Heat vs 6 Charlotte Hornets
4 Atlanta Hawks vs 5 Boston Celtics
1 Golden State Warriors vs 8 Houston Rockets
2 San Antonio Spurs vs 7 Memphis Grizzlies
3 Oklahoma City Thunder vs 6 Dallas Mavericks
4 Los Angeles Clippers vs 5 Portland Trailblazers
xth for Warriors/Hornets meme final
why does no one give a fuck about warriors :(?? they won 73 games.
WEW KOBE
>>66809043
This was one of the most fun nights in basketball for a while
can someone green text the Warriors game? i missed the whole thing
>>66809043
she boutta press F to pay respects if you know what i mean
>>66809105
It's going to be even better when the Raptors win the championship and Drake drops Views
Is Kobe top 10?
>Above Kobe Tier (in no particular order)
Michael
Kareem
Magic
Wilt
Russell
Bird
Oscar
Lebron
Curry in 3 years
That's 9.
>Debateable Tier
Shaq
Hakeem
Dr. J
Jerry West
Malone
>Below Kobe Tier
Dirk
Charles
Everyone Else
>>66809136
>3s
>3s
>3s
>3s
Is Kobe going to be an analyst for TNT now?
I really do love that Kobe successfully went for 50 FGAs to beat MJ's 49. That really is the right way for him to go out, chucking up shots.
>>66809136
>meme chucking
There you go.
4 more chips and Wardell can go out like Kobr
5 more in succession and Wardell's jumpshooting team can be the new GOAT
Will his ankles make the grind?
>WARRIORS HIGHLIGHT INTERRUPTED BY KOBE NEWS CONFERENCE
HE'S KEKING THEM EVEN OFF TBE COURT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>66809146
Duncan is better though
/nba/ general has more cancer than craig sager right now
>>66809043
>Celtics pull through for the win after being down 20+ points
>Warriors break NBA history for most wins in a regular season
>Kobe scores 60 in final win at Lakers home
BEST NIGHT OF BASKETBALL
What should my post Kobe fap be? Don't be an unoriginal fag and say "rape" either
>mfw tripfags and warrior cucks thought Kobr would get 15 points, 20 at best
who's most likely to make a playoff upset?
>>66809146
>No Duncan
can /a/ do anything right?
[spoiler]the answer is replace oscar with kobe. that nigger's overrated as all hell[/spoiler]
Kobe isn't the greatest player of all time statistically or in terms of points, championships or raw skill, but man, what a fucking player.
His personality, charm charisma, volume scoring and clutch shooting made him bigger than life desu
The NBA will never heve someone this based again.
>Kobe on TNT with EJ and the crew
Y or N?
>>66809160
Wilt Chamberlain attempted 63 field goals for his 100 points game, which is still the record FGA.
>>66809175
>Me
>Missing Duncan
Okay, that's 10.
KEK TRIGGER FINGERS TURN TO TWITTER FINGERS
>>66809201
Yes please
Banter would be GOAT
how much will kobe's dick be sucked tonight?
>>66809146
I'd agree with this arbritary list desu
kba renamed to koby when?
>>66809187
You know. Spurs upsetting Gs in the con finals
>>66809191
this is exactly what people thought when jordan retired and what the current kids will say about curry in 10 years time you autist
You now remember 73-9
>huge crying jordan poster in the warriors crowd
>>66809211
>>66809239
What was that?
>>66809239
???
>>66809211
not even kidding any of us could probably beat up lou williams 2bh
>>66809234
and it's true, Jordan, Kobe and Curry were their own unique players
>>66809239
zzzzzzz
>>66809239
Don't recall that. I remember when kobe retired
seriously kobe took the most shot in 40 years and people are ok with this.
I cant be the only one who is getting annoyed with the nutthugging.
>i feel like I am taking crazy pills
FUCKING SUNS BOUGHT AND REMOVED THE BASED JAM I FUCKING HATE YOU SANDNIGGERS
So apparently the Memeiors played a game
Did anyone actually watch?
>>66809211
>>66809245
what did he mean by this? i don't speak ratchet
>make a Kobe thread
>on page 1, constant replies
>suddenly taken down
Mods confirmed for Warriors fans?
>steph curry will win a 6th ring at some point
>>66809239
who?
>>66809262
I'm a superhuman aryan, of course I can.
>>66809239
>>66809287
They played?
>>66809283
It was a meaningless game
fuck off faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-3s90fR1ak
>>66809239
Doesn't ring a bell
>>66809239
I don't get it, was that a bingo number or something?
why was he just speaking in latin
has norman powell surpassed lebron james?
>>66809310
>you think that would make me mad
lol
just bring up the game tonight. how could they lose a 25 point lead at half and lose by double digits.
still fuck kobe.
>>66809239
Craig Sager is literally going to die in 1 months time
>>66809239
Are those lotto numbers?
>>66809239
didn't the warriors do that or something? I was too busy watching Kobe drop 60
>>66809370
Stay upset
>chucks 50 shots
>refs ignore blatant moving screens and pushoffs
>most missed FGs in history
>>66809290
LeSean Mccoy is talking shit about Lou Williams and the snitch dlo. Lou replies saying you didn't say anything when you were in LA but wanna talk all tough on Twitter. They obviously have some history of something
>>66809239
I don't know what you mean
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>tfw Kobe goes back home an takes the head coaching job for the 76ers
>tfw he drafts Hield 2nd overall and creates Shaq and Kobe 2.0 with Okafor and Hield
>tfw this will never happen
;_;
Kobe Jr will be conceived TONIGHT
>>66809420
fucking genius
>>66809187
Pacers.
We will shit on the Raptors like we always do
In all honesty, the 73-9 game was pretty boring
Take your picks
>>66809398
>most points in one game in history
>most legendary player to retire
>autistic
>hot wife
u mad tho
What game did /nba/ watch tonight
>>66809446
Cavs
Raps
Heat
Celts
W's
Spurs
OKC
Blazers
>>66809146
>no Duncan
list discarded
>>66809446
Who do the spurs meet after beating the grizz
>>66809401
damn thuglife
>>66809446
The only series that will go 6 games is Miami vs Boston.
>>66809239
When did that happen? I was busy watching real basketball
>>66809470
Watch the earlier games, and then the Lakers cause it was the only one on at 10:30 other than Clippers vs Suns (resting players)
>>66809481
thunder or clips
>>66809239
64?
>>66809446
blazermania faggt
>Curry's Warriors break the record
>Outshined by Kobe's final game
Can North Cuckolina stop taking L's?
>>66809470
Kobe. It was the only entertaining game
>Raptors playoff game 1 is scheduled for 12:30pm on a sunday
>3rd year in a row
seriously fuck the NBA
Someone needs to make a college of all those /nba/ posts that said Kobe would fuck up
Bonus points if you photoshop a smug Kobe face into the background
>>66809420
ill wait til aliexpress has them
>>66809481
Thunder. Clips meet Gs.
What game did you watch, pls vote
http://strawpoll.me/7367685
>>66809446
WEST
Cleavland
Raptors
Heat
Atlanta
EAST
Warriors
Spurs
Thunder
Portland
>>66809283
>>i feel like I am taking crazy pills
you're just taking salty pills m8
>>66809389
why would I be upset kobe is done the heat are still playing
who the fuck named dis nyuqqa "Bean" lmao
>>66809506
It's Saturday
>>66809446
Cavs
Pacers
Heat
Celts
Dubs
Spurs
Thunder
Cloppers
>>66809495
blazers i meant instead of clips
>>66809377
JUST
>>66809446
Cavs in 5
Toronto in 6
Miami in 6
ATL in 6
Warriors in 4
Spurs in 4
OKC in 5
Clippers in 5
We gonna ignore the fact Kobe's daughter is blossoming into a pretty young woman?
>>66809446
Cavs
Pacers
Hornets
Hawks
Warriors
Spurs
Thunder
Clippers
>>66809433
>Kobe doesn't have a son yet
Might have to take a cheeky trip back to Denver if his wife can't do it.
>>66809239
Why did you post your math homework
>>66809534
Typo
Still, same principle applies
>>66809512
i saw all those post
kek
>>66809552
kobe hasn't ignored it, i'm sure his rape tendencies haven't slowed
didn't you watch kobe make out with his daughter on the court postgame?
>>66809446
the west has some shit tier match ups, no series will go further than 5 games
>>66809512
I learned how to make colleges in collage tbqh
>>66809560
>implying kobe doesn't have at least 5 illegitimate sons in China alone
>>66809506
what channel?
>>66809600
I'm such a fucking idiot, apologies.
>>66809446
>All these autists choosing the Heat to win
D-Wade's knees are going to explode Game 1 and Whiteside's gonna get exposed like the bitch boy he is
>>66809446
Cavs>Pistons
Raptors>Pacers
Hornets>Heat
Celtics>Hawks
Warriors>Rockets
Spurs>Grizzlies
Thunder>Mavericks
Clippers>Blazers
>the Eastern and Western conference Finals will be during the second round
>>66809446
cavs in 4
raps in 5
miami in 6
hawks in 7
gsw in 4
spurs in 4
okc in 4
clips in 5
>>66809634
>Whiteside's gonna get exposed like the bitch boy he is
he's going to suplex kemba and get suspended for the rest of the season
Man Kobe is dropping some wisdom gems right now in the post conference
I hope Kobe buys the 76ers
>Kobe jacking up 50 (FIFTY) shots in a game while a bunch of superficial celebrities cheer him on like they won the championship despite the pitiful 17-65 record
>Curry jacking up meme three pointers for three straight quarters purely for the sake of chasing records while a bunch of shameless bandwagoners who didn't give a fuck about the Warriors three years ago cheer him on
This sport is fucked.
>>66809688
>tfw espn changed it to the fucking warriors interview
ROASTED
O
A
S
T
E
D
>>66809707
heres your (you)
enjoy it
>>66809675
>Suplex Kemba
Literally my new rap name. thnx m8
who /lottery/ here
>>66809239
>>66809746
>Detroit sweeps Leaveland
Oh and Kobe publicly requested a trade on the air on ESPN in 2007 so his spiel about sticking together through the tough times is fucking hilarious. He wanted to leave they just wouldn't let him.
>>66809446
>1. Golden State vs Houston
>2. Clippers vs Portland
>3. Oklahoma City vs Dallas
POWER GAP
>4000. Atlanta vs Boston
>5000. San Antonio vs Memphis
>6000. Toronto vs Indiana
EXTREME POWER GAP
>77777777777777. Cleveland vs Detroit
>888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888. Miami vs Charlotte
>>66809774
Cleveland has 0 championships in the past 40 years
>>66809764
They're going to give it to the Lakers as a 'parting gift' while the Celtics get #2 so it evens out
The NBA will not let the Lelkers stay dull and make less money just like during the post-Magic era
>>66809707
>someone misusing a tripcode on an anonymous imageboard for the main purpose of wanting attention
This board is fucked
>based ammo
Daily reminder that Staples Center booed Kobe in the 2007-08 Lakers home opener and now they all pretend it never happened.
>>66809707
>Superstar leaves his home state team in a superficial show to showcase his decision
>goes to Miami wins TWO rings comes back and gets load of WELCOME HOME treatment
>>66809776
Atlanta vs Boston and Miami vs Charlotte will be the only competitive ones so that makes them automatic 1 and 2
>>66809803
Stop responding to the bait
>>66809774
>wanted to leave
>stuck through it anyway
>stays for another 8 years
it wasnt spiel m8
>>66809776
>>1. Golden State vs Houston
i stopped reading right there
>>66809815
Entertaining =///////////////////= Competetive
>HE WROTE ON THE BOTTLE
COUGH
>he wrote on the bottle
COUGH
>sorry
>so he wrote on the bottle
worst postgame speech ever curry shouldnt be allowed to speak, why did they cut kobe off for this
>Dan Devine @YourManDevine 4m4 minutes ago
Kobe went 6-for-21 from 3-point land. J.R.’s record of 22 3-point attempts in a single game remains safe.
such a meme game
>>66809811
I finally agree with you on something
>>66809812
BTFO
>>66809776
>GSW vs Rockets
>#1
>interesting
>>66809776
The 1st round is pretty bad 2bh. All west series are gonna be sweeps
>>66809446
>West
Warriors, Spurs, Thunders, Clips
>East
Cavs, Raptors, Miami, Celts
>>66809836
Because nor cal gooks have more money than so cal spics
>>66809834
are you serious?
those games will be better than any of the western conference snoozefests
>>66809834
watching Curry chuck 20 3s a game and Harden flop for FTs on every other possession while the Rockets are getting swept =////////= entertaining
>>66809853
KEK
>>66809446
Cavs in 5
Raps in 6
Hornets in 6
Celtics in 5
GSW in 4
Spurs in 4
OKC in 5
Blazers in 6
Are we setting up a tourney thing like last year?
>>66809211
Charge your phone
>you now remember the nickname 'Vino'
>kobe with (6)0
>raptors win 5(6)
>year 201(6)
RBL gonna win one for da 6ix this year
>>66809834
Cause watching curry chuck 3s will be interesting
>mfw someone was sleeping on the Dallas "literally every game goes to OT" Mavericks near me
First Round:
Cavs over Pistons
Pacers over Raptors
Heat over Hornets
Hawks over Celtics
Warriors over Rockets
Spurs over Grizzlies
Thunder over Mavericks
Clippers over Blazers
Conference Semi-Finals:
Cavs over Hawks
Heat over Pacers
Warriors over Clippers
Spurs over Thunder
Conference Finals:
Cavs over Heat
Spurs over Warriors
NBA Finals:
Cavs over Spurs
>>66809211
>tfw no 2 gfs
>>66809694
>>66809146
>curry
fuck off, how is Shaq in debatable tier. JUST kys
>>66809880
>12 hours a day 2 days in a row
>>66809929
>you will never be this enriched
>>66809262
nigga im not running up on him and gettin shot
This is the most genuine I've ever seen Kobe.
>>66809933
>Cavs
>making it past the first round
I miss him already guys
I am actually looking forward to First Take for the first time in my life. I bet Skip Bayless gonna rip Kobe's ego trip apart.
>>66809893
not unless you do it
>>66809810
2 rings baby
>I am actually looking forward to First Take
>>66810009
>I am actually looking forward to First Take
hey guy's remember me???
Warriors fans are fucking struggling right now
they're not as good as the 90's Bulls. and not as good as Kobe on his retirement night
>nobody noticed lebron got btfo again
His stardom is over
1. Oklahoma City Thunder
2. San Antonio Spurs
3. Toronto Raptors
4. Portland Trail-Blazers
5. Charlotte Hornets
6. Dallas Mavericks
7. Boston Celtics
8. Miami Heat
9. Memphis Grizzlies
10. Detroit Pistons
11. Indiana Pacers
12. Atlanta Hawks
POWER GAP
90000001. Houston Rockets
90000000000000001. Los Angeles Clippers
90000000000000000000000001. Golden State Warriors
POWER GAP
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999. Cleveland Cavaliers
>>66810115
>wanting the blunder to win
???
can any team besides spurs and warriors win championchip this year?
fill um out
im saving them for future keks
for some reason, im not that impressed by 73-9. I think it's because with the 72-10 bulls, they weren't trying to get to any number of wins, they weren't playing every game like it was their last to get to 72 wins, they just stumbled into it. I find it hard to believe that if MJ and company had a record to beat like the warriors did, that they couldn't get 73. There's other teams as well (2012-2013 heat, who went on a 27 game win streak) that could have gotten those win counts if they were going for it at the beginning. Had the warriors had their 24 game streak further into the season, I don't think they would have gotten the record, because they wouldn't be fighting for it every game. 24-0 start allowed it to be possible. But it is a pretty good feat nonetheless. Not like basketball regular season means anything.
Also nice 60, kobe. Took you 50 fucking shots. Remember when LeBron got 61 on 33 shots? Why are we praising when an old fucking broken legged rapist has his entire team clear the court for him so he can chuck up 50 shots on under 50% shooting? Who the fuck is allowed to chuck like that when they don't have a hot hand?
>>66810134
hahahahahahah
>tannebitch
BTFO
T
F
O
>>66810112
His stardom died last year. Literally no one cares about him anymore
>>66810141
celtics is the east's best chance against the west tbqh
>>66810141
>the Celtics are in the playoffs and are a lottery team
>>66810173
The Celtics are going to make a deep run then get Horford + KD during the offseason.
So if Clippers don't get passed the 2nd round, do they blow up the team?
>>66810115
>reddit the post
nice
>>66810173
meant for
>>66810140
also Stevens/Budenholzer adjustment duel will be the most competitive in that conference
>there are """"""""""people"""""""""" in this thread right now who don't consider rondo a top 10 pg all time
>>66810087
That should tell you how bad this circlejerk actually is.
>>66810192
>two washed up non-winners
I rather have them win the Ingramsbowl/Simmonsbowl.
basketball is dumb
>>66810192
Is Horford unrestricted? Anything less, Bud won't let his Tim Duncan go. Besides, Horford + KD on the floor together is stupidly inefficient, they'll just get in each other's way.
>>66810200
If they get gang raped yes but if they pulled off 2 games you'd have to think hard about it
>>66810225
Where do I put my ketchup?
>>66810134
LMAO
/SP/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AGAIN
>>66810239
DELETE THIS
>>66810134
>nigga im on that bitch hating
part of history in this bitch nigga. what have you done today /nba/?
>>66810112
ldbfron didnt even play tongiht
>>66810251
I don't get it
who /sports misc/ here?
niggas high of that sodium after goatbe drops 60
I can tell Kobe hates Steph Curry, he pretends like he respects their skill and talent but he secretly hates them. The way he treats Curry and the Warriors is so fake and emotionless
PLAYOFFS ARE FINALLY COMING
>>66810141
>>66810280
just kobe things
Raptors dont even need to win the championship for us to shitpost you into oblivion.
The years of "lol 1st round exit lmao!!!" have dug you into a grave you will not be able to crawl out of. Be warned that there will be an influx of Drake pictures as soon as the Raptors beat the Pacers.
>>66810141
>Portland cucks Paul, Curry, Aldridge, Lebron in that order to win it all
>>66810245
Horford is unrestricted
>>66810337
saved and added to the pool
good luck and happy mamba day
>>66810141
>tfw Lexplorer didn't get to watch Kobe score 60 and was probably getting bopped by Jerome in his prison cell during the game instead
F
>>66809146
>oscar
Fucking wew lad
>>66810351
Could be the end of the Atlanta dream but i don't think he'll leave. Teague will.
>>66810357
okay lol
saved
>>66810338
>Sheed is in there
>>66810376
Teague is 100% out, they're going to keep Shroeder. Atlanta is definitely going to rebuild, though, I don't see them getting any further than what they did last year.
>>66810387
is that a fucking new tag on that guys jersey?
>la fans
>>66810357
i am having doubts that Cleveland can even make it to the Finals
>>66809092
>>66809176
Welcome to /sp/
>>66809187
West: Portland in the first round
East: Boston could give the Casv a tight series. Won't beat them though.
>>66809764
Sixers here what up pham
>>66810433
Miami could cuck them again
i've been hating you too long to stop now
>The Portland Trailblazers will beat the Los Angeles Clippers
Stop memeing faggots
>>66810433
>he thinks it won't be a Raptors-Warriors final
what fantasy land are you fellas living in lmao
>>66810141
reminder you cannot win unless you play
>>66810473
Does it really matter who? Either way one of you is gonna have to get raped by the Memeiors
>>66810482
reread my post friend
i am not disagreeing with you
Cleveland should be scared. THAT BOY UP TO SOMETHING
/jah/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1LXb8RAOtA
>>66810400
They need another, more patient Demarre. And a black Korver. Team doesn't set hard enough screens for Korver, i don't think his team mates like him enough even tho he's a pro. Just from what few Hawks games i've caught.
>>66810473
Our agreement was when the playoffs started but the few days before the official start still count.
The falseflagging starts now. You were warned.
>>66810455
They only won 10 games this year
CALL ME CAPTAIN CLUTCH F@M
Honestly these playoffs are gonna be boring as fuck
>>66809810
is he autistic bros?
I was having sex with my girl during the 4th with the game on in the background..
When he had around 40 she started moaning his name and I was losing my boner so she just finished herself to his last 2 FTs
What do I do?!!??!
Raptors fan by the way
>>66810534
warriors are legitimately going to just run through everyone
Why do Warriors constantly do illegal screens
>>66810551
LE KEK MEME xD
>>66810540
yes look at his hand
need i say more?
>>66810519
Minnesota and Detroit are my underdog teams desu
>>66810551
C's eliminated in 5. I'm calling it now.
>All the people commenting Kobe on the Warriors social media
TONIGHT IS SUPPOSED TO OUR NIGHT FUCK YOU KOBE YOU OVERRATED ASSHOLE AND YOUR PIECE OF SHIT FANS
>>66810348
I got you senpai
>>66810141
Austin Rivers is the future of the NBA. Next season he's going to be a top 5 PG along with Chris Paul. This is obviously going to be AFTER we win the championship this season.
It's nice that Kobe retired today. We won't have to see his bum shit up the Staples Center while the Clippers keep LA happy with highlight dunks and future championships. Fuck Kobe. He was a worthless shit.
DeAndre Jordan's defense > Kobe
Chris Paul's leadership > Kobe
Blake Griffin's ginger hair > Kobe
how mad are Warriorfags right now?
>best team ever
