>wongs
>rags
NYR:Henrik Lundqvist sustains day-to-day injury
PIT:Pens will start Jeff Zatkoff with Fleury out
PIT:Marc-Andre Fleury isn't on the ice for warmup
CHI:Andrew Ladd (personal) might miss Game 1
MIN:Zach Parise out for the start of the playoffs
TOR:Leafs ink Morgan Rielly to a 6-year deal
STL:David Backes (LBI) is available for Game 1
NYI:Jaroslav Halak will miss entire first round
OTT:Ottawa Senators fire head coach Dave Cameron
MIN:Sources: Zach Parise aggravated a back injury
SJ:D Marc-Edouard Vlasic will play against Kings
SJ:Sharks' Matthew Nieto to return for playoffs
NICE POKE CHECK MARC
5rd for
>rags
>rags
>>66803420
>rags
obligatory
>rags
>no canadian team made the playoffs
shit team
>rags
>>66803516
>rags
>rags
>>66803516
>rags fans so assblasted that they're reduced to talking about countries
LMAO LEL
NO "WE'LL COME BACK AND WIN THIS, JUST YOU WAIT"
NO "WE'RE OFF TO A BAD START BUT THIS SERIES IS OURS"
NO "RAGS IN 5"
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING SWEPT IN THE FIRST
OH GOD YOU GUYS FINALLY ACCEPT THAT YOU'RE SHIT
>RAGS
>rags
>>66803559
again the canucks have NO CUPS
>rags
>lundpads
>shitqvist
>rags
>waiting for canada to win the cup
is this the
>rugs
general?
>>66803518
SPOOKY
P
O
O
K
Y
The Pens offense just seems so much more dynamic than the Rangers', especially if Malkin comes back.
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags
>rags fans lashing out
top comedy
I mean not as funny as Lundpoke coming back with an eye patch, but pretty funny.
reminder that the rags traded all their picks for this
>>66803632
jesus christ how horrifying
also
>rags
>>66803596
rags have NO WINS
and they won't get any either lmao
>rags
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags
ALL TOGETHER NOW
>rags
>r a g s
>a
>g
>s
Let's look at some facts - The New York Rangers are:
>one of the most profitable franchises in hockey(2nd I believe)
>the most profitable franchise in the United States
>the most iconic team in the United States
>Have been consistently contenders for nearly a decade now
>Didn't need to tank for high draft picks to become successful
>Are an original six team
Face it, the Rangers are the good guys saving, and promoting this sport. Ranger haters are pure cancer. Everyone in this thread posting their ABR memes is either a Sunbelt "fan", Canadian, Brooklyn Jewlander fan, or Greece proxy-fagging.
>r a g s
>ninety (90) years
>four (4) cups
>rags
>>66803740
>rags
>>66803770
>>rags
>1993
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags
>>66803770
>rags
>contenders for a decade
Is this what >rags fans believe?
>>66803770
rags
>>66803770
>Let's look at some facts
No, let's look at some >rags
>rags
>>66803770
Trip on coward
>>66803648
all dat speed
>>66803770
Let's look at some facts - The New York Rangers are:
>a shit team
>with shit fans
>constituting a shit franchise
>got BTFO and hatty'd by a pongs team missing Malkin and icing their third-string goalie
>getting swept in the first and raggots don't even try to deny it
>rags
>>66803770
>RAGS
>>66803846
>He likes the New York Rangers """""""""""""""Hockey""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Club"""""""""""""""
>>66803830
lel!
>rags
>1(ONE) CUP SINCE HITLER DIED
>rags
>tfw the >rags lose a hockey game
>>66803846
> rags > raga, >RAGS > RAGS >>>> RAGS >RAGS >RAGS> RAGS> RA>GS
>>66803770
>Let's look at some facts
>shit team
>shit fans
>shit franchise
>rags
>>66803920
>>66803905
>>66803900
>>66803872
nobody thinks your funny dude just stop
>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags
>>66803846
>rags
>mfw the rags sweep the pongs
>>66803956
>rags
>>66803770
>one of the most profitable franchises in hockey(2nd I believe)
get most of their value just because they own 50% of msg
>the most profitable franchise in the United States
see above
>the most iconic team in the United States
lolno
>Have been consistently contenders for nearly a decade now
choke choke choke
>Didn't need to tank for high draft picks to become successful
just wasted all dat money to not win
>Are an original six team
with the fewest cups
>>66803956
>>66803954
>>66803947
>>66803905
>>66803900
>>66803887
>>66803872
every >rags post deserves a >ragsponse
>rags
>>66804036
>rags
>>66803956
>>66803988
>>66803991
>>66803954
>>66803947
>>66803925
>>66803920
>>66803905
>rags
On a scale of eliminated by the bolts to eliminated by the kings
how mad are rags fans
>>66803860
>>66804036
>rags
>>66804025
>>66804033
>>66804036
>>66804053
>>66804083
>>66804076
>>66804084
>rags
>>66804074
>rags
>rags
>it's a kippers and trol u shit on x team with .gifs and .webms thread
Missed this desu
>>66804107
>rags
>>66804036
>rags
>>66804148
>sharks
>canucks
well they do have one thing in common
NO CUPS
>>66804131
>>66804139
>>66804165
>>66804178
>>66804178
>rags
>>66804148
It's good to be back
>rags
>>66804131
Huh, so love can bloom on the battlefireld after all. That said, I'd suck out their farts, if you know what I mean.
>>66804178
>rags
>>66803846
shit team
>successfully defended thesis this morning
>girl I've been crushing on said yes to dinner
>playoff hockey everywhere
>rags
I think today is the best day of my life.
>>66804208
ohse nose no ban pls
>rags
>>66804178
Reminder that Mark Messier is a bald, autistic faggot and will forever be inferior to Joe Thonton.
>rags
>>66804272
cupcount?
havent been here in a while but man it looks like reddit took over nobody thinks your original
>rags
>>66804219
shit fans
>>66804340
>rags
>>66804340
>rags
I hate the >rags as much as the next anon, but shittsburg fans are scum for cheering when Henry went down from the stick.
>rags
>rags
>Rags
At least other Wongs fans didn't think we were getting very far.
>rags
>R A G S
>>66804340
>rags
>>66804474
>>66804470
>>66804445
>>66804431
>>66804422
>>66804403
>>66804255
>>66804208
>>66804167
>>66804165
I know your more familiar with upvotes but since they dont have those here take a (You) instead
>tfw you will never, ever, ever be a
>rags
>"fan"
>>66804272
Messier is so autistic he wants to build an 8 rink facility in a city that is 30% white, and then sperged out when the city didn't let him do it.
http://nypost.com/2016/04/12/mark-messier-brings-de-blasio-to-court-for-killing-rink-plan/
>>66804513
You are trying way too fucking hard.
>Rags
>>66804379
A
FRANCHISE
OF
PURE
SHIT
>>66804513
>rags
this is a good thread
>rags
just came here to say
>rags
>>66804513
And here's your
>rags
I can't tell if the assblasted rags fan is baiting
Reported each of you fuckers. Shit thread, enjoy your 3 day vacation.
>>66804621
>rags
>making shitposting this obvious
>rags
>>66804610
he's the guy that autism /int/posts all day against canadians. he's just used to being retarded for no reason so I think he's somehwere inbetween
>rags
>>66804621
If kippers is >ragging, we can all >rag
>rags
>>66804610
>rags fans reduced to complaining about websites
>still not even trying to pretend they're not getting swept
I can believe it
>rags
>>66804621
>Shit thread
Appropriate, since it is about your shit team
>rags
>>66804208
>>66804247
>>66804255
>>66804272
>>66804341
>>66804403
>>66804422
>>66804431
>>66804445
>>66804470
>>66804501
>>66804511
>rags
>>66804474
>>66804513
>>66804529
>>66804533
>>66804536
>>66804544
>>66804559
>>66804562
>>66804587
>>66804597
>>66804643
>>66804658
>>66804671
>rags
>Muh hard hitting big guy team
Blues are boring as fuck tb.h
>>66804701
whos this fluid druid
Daily reminder rags sent two 2nd round picks and a prospect for .3 ppg Eric Staal.
>rags
>>66804740
>tfw they took the biggest problem from my favourite team
KEEP STAAL
>rags
>Just saw the Pens/Rangers score
How? How can a team be that fucking useless?
>rags
>mfw redditors talking shit
winning in 6 screencap this
>>66804766
Based Zatgod
>implying this isn't >our year
>>66804766
>doubting zatty ice
>>66803559
rangers are winning the series :)
Preds sweep ducks dubs confirmed trips and preds wins stan lees cup
Overtime!
>>66805167
>thinking the sweet won't be in 6 so it can be on home ice after giving cucks home ice high hopes
>hilarious late local start time
>goes to OT
typical
>>66805148
>first ot on the first day of ploffs
>based but i have to get up early tomorrow
Who here /hungover/ tomorrow?
>entire hawks roster will be ded by the time we beat the blues
>>66805522
>we
>>66805536
obviously he is Duncan Keith
Penguins literally have the best 3 goalies to ever play in the NHL on their team right now
>yfw Tristan Jarry turns into the next MAF
>>66805576
>>66805536
it gets boring in the press box
>>66805494
literally everybody
>>66805494
>he stops drinking before work
fucking casual
>>66806112
>implying
I have a dentists appointment
Mark Lazerus Verified account
@MarkLazerus
This is the fifth straight season the #Blackhawks have gone to overtime in the first game of the playoffs.
Lel
>>66806154
>not going to the dentist drunk to mix with sweet sweet painkillers
>blackcocks
>>66806242
I wish I was getting painkillers
>crawshit
HAHAHA
WHAT A FUCKING MEME GOAL
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>blackhawks
What are they going to do next year when they get fucked by the cap and have to drop their entire team
>crawshit
MEMEHAWKS BTFO HOLY SHIT
>JVR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WHAT A MEME END TO OT
>backes' voice
is a he a lifelong chain smoker? holy fuck
BBBBBBLLLLLLLUUUUUEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
I KNEW I CHOSE THE RIGHT BANDWAGON
>shitcago
>cuckhawks
may as well fold the franchise now
BLACKHAWKS ARE YET TO WIN A GAME THIS PLAYOFF SEASON
>BLACKHAWKS ARE YET TO WIN A GAME THIS PLAYOFF SEASON
BLACKHAWKS ARE YET TO WIN A GAME THIS PLAYOFF SEASON
>BLACKHAWKS ARE YET TO WIN A GAME THIS PLAYOFF SEASON
BLACKHAWKS ARE YET TO WIN A GAME THIS PLAYOFF SEASON
>BLACKHAWKS ARE YET TO WIN A GAME THIS PLAYOFF SEASON
>>66806346
>3 cups
Who cares
lel
>chiraq
tumbles is so fucking awful
>shitcago
>rags
>"Error: Our system thinks your post is spam"
>Reddithawks
>OWN GOAL
>>66806476
They wont win another cup for 20-30 years. I rather my team consistently make the playoffs and win a cup every 5-6 years than be good for 5 years and then collapse
>3 good games today
what a start
>>66806523
Try being a Caps fan.
>mfw rags and cocks are swept in the first round
>>66806540
Pens/Rags was good for memeing but it wasn't a good watch
>>66806540
just you wait family. the big memes are coming.
>>66806574
>>66806523
> win a cup every 5-6 years
sorry which canadian franchise is that?
>>66806577
Seeing Zatkoff play well was good. It's never fun when a team has to rely on their 3rd string.
>>66806412
That's what a real American man sounds like senpai
>>66806605
Damn.......
>>66806572
whenever i think my team is bad i remember the 1974 caps
>8–67–5
>rags
literally fuck the "fans" of this "team"
pure shit.
fuck you if you are a raggot fuck lel
>>66806577
>he doesn't like goal scoring
>he would rather watch Backes slam into the boards for 4 hours
>>66806605
jesus man, too harsh.
>>66806523
you okay man? wana talk about it?
>>66806665
I hope the orange picker shows up so we can shitpost all over him.
>rags
>>66806616
>tfw
where my other O6 bros at? rough night but we'll advance dont worry
>>66806721
Literally how. I hate the Pens but they look almost unstoppable.
>>66806721
this is bait
It's always a good day when Chicago loses desu
>rags
>>66806767
>doubting the rangers
>>66806721
>rags
so far my bracket lookin perfect
anyone else?
>>66806842
me too but i need the rags to win at least one game for a 5 game sweep
>mfw I memed a tripfag into making the hawks lose through meme magic
MEME MAGIC EXISTS HOCKEYTOWN VS HOCKEY STATE
>>66806721
I'll gladly watch the wongs lose if it means the >rags and cocks get cucked, too.
>blackhawks fail to score on 6 power plays
>fail to score on 35ish shots
>i-i-its Crawford's fault he let in an own goal
You guys must watch a lot of hockey
>2009-Memehawks
>2010-Ruins
>2011-Kongs
>2012-Memehawks
>2013-Kongs
We need Stan Lee cup socialism
>>66806894
lol kek this anal devastation
>itt; underrage redditors thinking the blues will win the series
>>66806894
to be fair elliot apparently put on lundqvist's gear for tonight
>>66806922
Easily win the series
>>66806922
>this blackcocks delusion
Blues literally have it in the bag
>>66806909
>bernie sanders institutes a mandatory cup rotation
>every team gets it 1 year in a 30 year cycle
What a shit night for Chicago
>>66806894
>yfw that own goal is what absolutely shatters crawshits confidence
>>66806916
But he's right.
You fags always blame goalies even in games in which it's not their fault.
>>66806981
>implying he wont let st. louis/ chicago / detroit have it more often than other teams because of their opressed black fanbase
>>66806922
>the poos won't win the series
Top delusion
Mrazek better start Saturday or I'm gonna be pissed.
>Howard
Didn't do bad but we need mrazek to be ready
Why are people talking about shots? Look at the time of attack and attempts, the Reddithawks got their fucking dickholes smashed. The only reason they didn't dominate in shots is they collapsed in front of their goalie so pucks weren't getting through.
Blues in 5.
The window has slammed shut.
I wouldn't expect overrated ass Duncan Keith to change the tune of that either
>>66807034
>its not the goalers fault a goal went in the net
>>66807159
Smuk is that you? Please put your name on
>>66807193
no
>not knowing the blackhawks get stronger through adversity
I remember being underrage to. And Keith is back for Game 2. Sweep in 6
who 0for3 here
Crosby moves into top 50 for all-time playoff points.
POST YFW ANDREW LADD MISSED THE BIRTH OF HIS CHILD TO FLY TO THE HELLHOLE THAT IS ST LUOIS TO LOSE IN OT TO AN OWN GOAL
>>66807300
>Keiths overrated ass doing anything
kek
KEK
>>66807326
Is crosby by any chance elite?
>>66807326
would suck if you know what i mean
>>66807341
wew ladd
Are all goalies autistic? When they show them close up they look weird, their eyes are spazzing out and their head is twitching. They don't cheer as much when their team scores either
>>66807418
Not as elite as Kucherov
>>66807300
Has he sharpened the blade of his stick so it actually does lasting damage the next time he spergs out?
>>66807300
>Keith
Top kek. Desperate as hell. One of your tripdags memed you into a sweep
>>66806922
They will, this is the Yotes series all over again
>>66807468
he knows the pain crawford felt.
Since most of the streams are getting removed by the NHL. Should I buy NHL.tv? Anyone ever try? I know Americans get cucked but how about internationally? From what I understand it's a good for international users? Suggestions?
>>66806964
>>66806976
>>66807067
>Expecting the poos to make it past the first round for once
>>66807721
They don't do playoffs. Don't live in the third world, shithead.
>>66807771
This. Don't give the Redditors (You)s though.
>>66807784
>They don't do playoffs.
why? they could easily make money selling a $50 playoff package or something
>>66807784
I think they do playoffs outside of the US. It's just the national broadcasts that prevent it here.
>>66807826
I don't fucking know. Do I look like I work for the NHL? Fucking retard.>>66807826
>>66807208
Please I miss you
t. your sandwich friend
>rags
>wongs
>blackcocks
is there teams worse in the NHL? i dont think so
>mfw every game ends 1-0 on chicago putting it in their own net
4-0
>>66807884
well fucking find out faggot
>>66807890
i dont know what youre talking about
>>66807916
kongs
>>66807916
There sure is. Every Canadian team and the Bruins
>>66807908
>>66807944
haha u mind if i post on /r/4chan xdDDD
some fresh OC what do you guys think?
>>66807935
Please smuk. Just come home.
>>66807300
> sweep in 6
what the fuck? are you retarded?
a sweep is when you win the series 4-0 you dumbass
>>66807771
It's been a while since the kongs ruined their playoff experience
>>66808116
Is falling for it part of the meme now?
@66808116
No (You) for you!
lmao Blackhawks fans are so beta
>>66808189
>literal dynasty
>beta
You're the cuck
>all these Canadian bandwagoneers
Just face it. You suck at 'your' sport. Stop pretending to be a die hard fan of another franchise
> tfw Ducks literally have a first round bye
Wonder if we play the Kongs or Shorks for the Cali owl
>blackcocks
>diarrheahawks
>rapetrick kane
>no real fans
>crawshit
holy shit what a shit franchise
>>66807916
finnesota tbqh
>>66808297
>nu male bandwagoners who have no clue who Tony amonte is
>not beta
>>66803420
Holy shit is /hoc/ on the PONGS bandwagon this year?
>bandwagon shitcongo btfo
>rags
>>66808389
(You)
>>66808339
>first round bye
uh the ducks didn't get matched with the shorks
prob another loss the beaner bandwagon la kunts
>>66808339
who is this semen demon?
>>66807152
>Mrazek
>>66808632
He's great. He just went down after his birthday. Horribly. Howard looks like an idiot in the net regardless
>>66808787
I'm a pongs fan. Only time I watch detroit is when we play them. He looked like shit last time DESU but we have been scoring a lot.
I know Howard sucks ass.
>>66808339
>First Round Bye
Not so fast hombre
Shit team
>>66808912
>I know Howard sucks ass
This meme needs to fucking die he's an olympian not a meme like mrazek
>>66808339
you mean a first round bye-bye ;D
preds sweep in 6
>>66808406
just until the >rags are gone. don't get too excited over in your degenerate shit town
>CHICUMGUZZLERS
>CHIMPANZEES
>CHITCOCKCHOKES
>CHITTYSHITTYBANGBANGS
>CHIRAQIS
>CHITSIPPERS
Reminder that all Blackhawk jerseys are dyed red from the blood of rectum ravaged fans and their fatass PMS plagued wives
Call me a nigger I don't give a fuck, just like your team that couldn't score one point
Go on
Do it
I dare you
^
this is bait