Medlen vs Fiers
Royals
1. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
2. Mike Moustakas (L) 3B
3. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
4. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
5. Kendrys Morales (S) DH
6. Alex Gordon (L) LF
7. Salvador Perez (R) C
8. Omar Infante (R) 2B
9. Paulo Orlando (R) RF
Astros
1. Jose Altuve (R) 2B
2. George Springer (R) RF
3. Carlos Correa (R) SS
4. Colby Rasmus (L) LF
5. Tyler White (R) 1B
6. Carlos Gomez (R) CF
7. Evan Gattis (R) DH
8. Luis Valbuena (L) 3B
9. Erik Kratz (R) C
angels
R O Y A L S
Stros
Oh cool. The announcer with the deep voice is back :)
>>66774161
why is the place so empty
>>66774223
it's taco tuesday
>>66774223
>>66774239
Its not opening day or the playoffs
M000SE
I fucking hate our pitchers and Strom fucking piece of shit can't keep the ball out of play. Mike Fiers you god damn Milwaukee reject piece of shit. You're better off pitching softballs for the IBM softball tournament fucking cocksucker.
TOP KEK
its complete opposite from yesterday
DINGER
CAIN TRAIN
That was a big hit
>>66774395
For you
Alex Gordon is on pace to strikeout more times than the Minnesota Twins
fuggg :D good thing it's the first inning.
T-thanks Medlen
>>66774491
Georgie boy is starting to finally show plate discipline.
based Asstros
omar all star infante
>yfw based Paulo gets another triple
>omar infante was a couple thousand ballots away from being voted into the all star game in the year 2015
>>66774869
Not tonight puto
>>66774900
Only the second inning friend
I can't take it anymore. This team will always fucking suck. The last time the Astros had a good balance of offense and pitching was back in 2005 and they made it to the world series. Lost, per usual. Since then it's just been grab ass and intentional tanking and scooping up beaners from everywhere. I can never trust this team. And that fucking faggot Strom pisses me off more than my ex girlfriend who slept with another man and gave me genital warts. This fucking faggot can't make his pitchers be accountable for ANYTHING!!!!!!!!
>kratz intentionally faceplanting
MEDLEN REKTING NIGGAS
Medlen on fire
kek
>>66775180
will altuve ever learn?
>>66775006
Literally all they have done since 2005 is BB opponents who hit home runs on them.
They did it so much they got promoted to the AL.
>>66775180
Babbys first Stros game?
I'm too impatient when it comes to baseball. The second a pitcher gives up 2-3 hits in a row or a run or two, I instantly think he should be pulled. Is there anything I can do to change this? Or is it just as simple as watching more and more games.
Oh goodie. Another fucking bust free agent. Good job Kratz, maybe you can claim the title of KING NIGGER FREE AGENT. Which of course still belongs to Chris Carter, because he's a nigger and was so abnormally bad as a baseball player that I personally believe he held a knife to Jim Crane's neck and demanded a uniform, despite being a middle school janitor. But congrats Astros, your keen eye for talent will somehow usurp a sub .200 hitter who struck out 4/5 plate appearances and is a nigger.
This video is so fucking funny
https://twitter.com/DTGoteraKHOU/status/719720434875240448?s=09
>>66775224
its called luckswing for a reason
>>66775260
fake
>>66775230
UT NORMAN pls
>>66775230
Kratz wasn't a FA
>>66775230
Motherfucker Kratz is a rest day backup catcher what more do you want
>>66775260
top tier teammate
>>66775287
kratz is elite.
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>66775334
So are you.
Oh wow. Another fucking whiff fest for the Astros hitters. So fucking annoying mother FUCKER!!! This slacked jaw beaner (Correa) should be selling Pineapples back in Spic town or wherever he's from. And while he's at it, put spazzy midget beaner Altuve with him in his pocket and deport each other. LOOK AT THAT can't even not get picked off without looking like a retard. So tired of this team.
TOP KEK
CORREA CONFIRMED RETARDED
>>66775485
Well said UT
LOL
>asstros
lol didnt even run to second
retarded
Wew lad
>>66775599
>quad dumbs
nice
Rookie mistake
>>66775599
nice numbers
>>66775599
WITNESSED
CAN'T EVEN FUCKING RUN BASES CORRECTLY GOD DAMN IT!!!!! Listen here Hinch you fucking 50 year old frat boy faggot. I understand you don't have the sharpest tools in the shed to work with, but I don't give a fuck. You make millions of dollars to rest your leg on a ledge and call for Tony "Left handed 6.00 ERA nigger" Sipp or Joe "fat ass bitch" Harris. Where have you been all off season teaching this fucking retards the basics of baseball? I understand you are an Astros manager so there's a humongous learning curve, but these players don't even understand the difference between a ground out or their own microdick. Hinch, fucking blue eyed piece of shit, get your shit together or the Astros will fire you in two years (with sub 500 seasons) and you'll have to find a job where you do more than eat sunflower seeds and stare at Marwin Gonzalez's beaner ass.
>>66775599
Based
>>66775599
ROYALS CONFIRMED WORLDS ERIES CHAMPS
Guys lets pretend we are in the crowd
GOOD JOB ALEX
*clap clap clapclapclap*
Jesus christ why wont you ever take a walk Salvy FUCK
gordo was safe
Gordo is safe
Is Tyler White white?
>>66775989
is ut norman a faggot?
>>66776031
Is Gomez white?
Well there it is. Beaner Gomez gets his first hit of his career and Tyler White, another "up and coming" player who blew his load in two games struck out and wasn't on base to score. I fucking hate this team and every player, staff, and executive involved.
>>66776077
im enjoying ur posts
>>66776120
He's in most Astros threads
That was a big catch
>>66776157
i hate him desu. almost as bad as a tripfriend
>>66776157
oh is this all pasta or is he making oc every time?
>>66776175
Is he white?
>>66776179
It's something new every time. P funny 2bh
>>66776190
idk but lewis black stopped being funny in the 7th grade
lol at that kratz k
Damn the based manlet hasn't done much today.
>salvy dicking around behind the plate
get your head in the game
>>66776459
Is he white doe?
Rasmus looks like a half transformed werewolf
>>66776621
HE'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE
medlen u bad motherfucker
umpire tightened up that strikezone for no reason that half inning
noice medlen
>poker
>exciting
you kiddin right
Jim Crane
AJ Hinch
Brent Strom
Dave Hudgens
Look at these names. These "men" are responsible for the perpetual under performance of "professional" baseball players that constantly struggle to reach .500. Wow, thanks for the great team to root for, Crane. Nothing I look forward to more than riding the syphilis plagued Houston Metro to Minute Maid Park, hopping over the group of heroin addicted homeless people engaging in glossolalia, waiting in a line for 35 minutes to take my keys out of my pockets, then make my way to my nosebleed seat to watch 9 retards take the field to undoubtedly create errors and give up 8 runs before the 7th inning stretch. Oh look at that, as I type, a fucking whiff with RISP. The DisAstros have turned RISP from a obscure stat for other teams to a Houston past time. I fucking hate this team and it's even worse listening to our announcers broadcast as if they're watching their son's pee wee game and claim everything is FUCKING HUNKY DOREY!!!!!!!
>>66776733
is this guy autistic?
>6th inning
>game almost over
WHOSE READY FOR DRIPS?
>>66776733
>glossolalia
that was a fun google search
>DH has the lowest batting average on the team
what meme are the royals pulling?
>dat obvious foul ball
you are literally on the line you shit ump
This flopping cunt belongs on a soccer field
I think everything is hunky dorey
the game is ova
>the Twins will lose tomorrow
>the White Sox will internally collapse soon
>Tigs gonna Tig
>Indians choked after pundits selected them to win the central 2 years in a row
Just give us the #1 seed already
>>66776733
Who are you? Leave this thread and go outside you damn autismo
>>66777111
idk who that qt is holding the bat but that blob in the front row behind her is part of why I don't go to so many royals games anymore
>>66777145
Everyone in Kauffman is a meth dealer.
It's a fact.
>
top kek correa couldnt see the manlet
>he couldnt see the midget out of his peripheral
>>66777128
Who the fuck are you? I've been an Astros season ticket holder for 15 years. Longer than you've been alive, kid. Too bad my season tickets are worth about 6 jar of pickles because the Astros fucking blow it every year. I know your type. You're a Houstonian who just oh so loves baseball season, right? You go to the game, probably with your bf, snap some pictures, take some selfies, eat a hot dog, and just LOVE watching the Astros lose. Guess what, I FUCKING DON'T. Take your fake ass back to The Woodlands bitch. I speak nothing but the truth. This team is filled with perennial failures, beaners, white trash with disgusting beards, and worst of all, accountants and gardeners who held Jim Crane at knifepoint and demanded jerseys and are now hoodwinking an entire city.
>>66777145
That would be Marvels Agent Carter herself Hayley Atwell
>>66777160
Luckily the ticket prices have edged these monstrosities out of coming to the K lately. I was there opening night and opening day and it was qts for miles
>>66777284
do you happen to be a navy seal?
OK what the fuck, Kansas City pitching has had the biggest strike box tonight.
>>66777340
Its been big for both teams bro
>>66777340
nope
>>66777284
Royals have beaners too.
Guess we're just better at picking the right beaners.
>>66777410
>we
>>66777284
>15 year season ticket holder
>posting on a burmese newspaper board
choose one
inb4 soria blows it
soria plz blow it
>Royals are 73-3 when leading after the 7th inning
Jesus
Royos pitching has been fucking disgusting tonight
>>66777565
good call man!
Will Gomez ever do anything worth note with the bat?? It seemed like he was supposed to be a moderate hitter when we traded for him but he hasn't done much. He is a great defender though
Done.
Done with this team. The god damn Cleveland Browns of the MLB. We can never win!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!
Cyborg warming up!
>>66777777
7s for a homer plz
>>66777740
nope
7s for back2back champs
>>66777777
sevens for grand slam
is gomez white?
>>66777683
It's like since he tore his intercostal muscle, he's been pining to tear it again. Nigga is swinging for the moon everytime.
>letting an audible opposing team chant happen at your stadium
>>66777818
Lots of bandwagoners, what do you want?
will someone tell salvy that 4 balls = walk
>>66777284
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am the the top member in the Astros Fan Club, and I’ve been involved in numerous cheer rallies on Hamilton Street, and I have started over 300 confirmed Waves. I am trained in banter warfare and I’m the top heckler in the entire 210 section. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of scouts across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can heckle you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my foam finger. Not only am I extensively trained in Sabermetrics, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Houston Astros Scouting Database and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
If dubles Correa hits a walk off 2B
Ogre
>>66777905
You must have been working on that for the last 30 minutes mate, it was alright I guess
>running to first like he didnt swing
sit down bitch nigga
Man, sure am glad Hudgens and Strom get paid to be the worst position coaches in MLB history.
>>66777905
the parts about heckling made me kek
>inc. double play
fug lads
>Jason Castro
Good job Hinch
throw fucking strikes cyborg
Based manlet please
It's happening, isn't it?
>davis
2vay gonna do it here
Is it, habbening?
Lmao Gayvis
Cmon davis
>Swinging on all these balls
CYBORG ELIMINATING MANLETS
HE LITERALLY DOES NOT CARE
fucking wade why cant you be a cyborg before you load the bases anymore. i miss those 1-2-3 innings senpai
oh well gg astros
Wadebot likes to give opposing teams a sliver of hope before killing them dead.
GG Astros. See you tomorrow.
GG Royos
pretty tense
gg asdros
>looking
>at a fastball
>at full count
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
BTFO
Is that the worst one run save of all time?
God damn that was a shit ass fucking game for 8 innings.
What a Asstro tier ending.
>>66778125
If he had to pitch against the Royals he would have walked in the tying run. So definitely maybe.
gg
>>66778103
He wants to let the other team think they have a chance then rip it away
