Mad Pepe Poster Edition
First pitch: 7:10 p.m.
TV/Radio: NESN/103.7 and MASN/105.7
Starting pitchers: Orioles RHP Mike Wright (NR) vs. Red Sox RHP Clay Buchholz (0-0, 11.25 ERA)
T-Minus 1 hour till birds lose their streak
>>66772004
>hating based magic
p rude
>tfw bombston will win at least one game to cuck the Oreos out of undefeated
Thanks sox tee bee ach
>>66772057
>magic
You mean luck?
>>66772084
it is part of the name of the game, jabroni
Let's go O's!
oh boy
>"Its a Buchhitz" episode
is the mad Pepe poster here yet?
Is Mookie back, since last night was a good night for him?
>>66771557
Why does the bird logo look a little different on the Orioles' away caps? It looks like it's made from a different material than the home ones
>>66772912
He's pretty GOAT during home games
what's up guys
Let's go O's
>M-MUH BUCHHOLTZ NO HITTER
Can we fucking move on? He's a shit pitcher. Can we get some young talent? Please?
Please?
Post in this thread if your city isn't overrun by dindus constantly rioting
NOT SO FAST NIGGERMORE
>>66772981
>bombston
SHAW
H
A
W
>>66772992
Terrorists would attack your city, but judging from the looks of it, it would probably do you guys a favor
>irrelevantmore
>>66772981
Rude honestly to say such things about former Pharaohs
>>66772981
>bombston
>>66772992
Ironic that when we deal with a crisis we overcome it. When Baltimore does, they punish their baseball fans, punish their citizens with riots that were not dealt with early, and have banned flyovers for sporting events because it triggered dindus
>walking Crush
Just give up already bombston
Oh boy Cuckoldz pitching from the stretch
Time to make a sandwich brb
Remember that time Baltimore won a championship?
>>66773056
>Banning flyovers
Our mayor is literal shit.
JUST
>Not-Don jinxes a quick inning
>>66773102
can they trade Pablo to San Diego for Don back?
>the city of a government enforced empty stadium
>bombston
DUDE FREE FURNATURE LMAO
why is buttholez so based against the O's? he sucks against every other team
WE HAVE A GAME ON OUR HANDS BOYS
>>66773154
>Red Sox and Yankees in the ALCS
>possible in 2016
GTFO
I love Buck so much tbhwyg
Red Sox please don't hit it to right
>>66773179
He lost too much money in 07 and 13 kek
Oh look it's another "Umpire is against the Red Sox" episode
>the city of government enforced empty stadium
Disgustin Pedroia
IS THIS UMP SERIOUS?
Wait Pablo's DHing?
>The city of government enforced empty stadiums
Fuggggg
I knew a dinger was coming. Wright's been giving away very hittable pitches.
Let's turn this around boys, let's get it
Your occasional reminder
https://mobile.twitter.com/RedSox/status/586263170290941952
enjoy your only two runs bombston. dubs confirms
>putting wright in the rotation
it's cute how we think our mid-tier prospects are decent enough to be MLB starters
>>66773348
He has a child that likes the show. Contrary to 4chan belief, kids watch the show too.
>>66773355
He tricked us last season with a few good starts
Also quality dubsdubsdubsdubs
who /waitingforcomfyseason/ here?
wheels are going to fall off soon and the threads will reach maximum comfyness
>>66773352
It only has begun, my friend
/whatchadrinkinglads/
Tito's Arnie Palmer
O's patience at the plate is key
>>66773425
to be fair, nothing good happens when alvarez swings anyways.
I love how the Ump is giving balls to the O's on questionable calls, while giving strikes to the Sox.
>Ryan Flaherty is .389 vs Cuckholz
>>66773458
Kek why is he so goofy looking
Glad he's in the lineup today
>>66773458
Sounds good until you realize the league average is .492 against Buchholz
>late again
>miss another Papi dinger
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
but hey at least we're winning
>WEEI just got a foul in the booth
Lel
>marty getting memed on
NESN bantz. Kek, they're still salty against WEEI's morning show fluke
Marty needs a roster spot for the Red Sox
he's already doing more than Sandoval
>>66773348
>caring about ponies in the year of 2016
it's time to let go
>tfw i came back to the tv at the very end of the marty memes and don't get the joke
>buttholez pitching good to start
INCOMING COLLAPSE
>>66773348
>Baltimore Bronies in charge of shifting their autism somewhere else
lmao
>>66773458
You were saying?
That was more intense than any Flaherty AB has any right to be
>Jon Shestakofsky @Shesta_Sox 5m5 minutes ago
>David Ortiz is the first major leaguer age 40 or older with 3 HR within his first 7 games of a season since Hank Aaron in 1974.
Yo i heard this hank aaron dude was pretty good
>>66773588
Now he's .369 against Cuckholes
>>66773582
nah bruh I got this, I make the O's my bitch
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THIS FUCKING UMP. LOOK AT THESE CALLS
>>66773605
I am HUNGRY
>adam chimpout jones
>>66773643
thicc
>>66773643
STEROIDS
T
E
R
O
I
D
S
>>66773643
lol look at that fukin monkey
it's annoying to me how buck thinks our players are better than they actually are
wright, flaherty, mcfarland
like, they suck and he loves them for some reason
ELITE
L
I
T
E
Infield
>>66773643
>arm literally bigger than his head
ALL NATTY
> this defense
>>66773643
Why is someone shoving a stick in the monkeys ass?
Wow
Hardy just saved your ass Wright
>Buchholtz has long innings that cause duress
>Oreos have quick innings and the cycle continues
Owned by Hardy
>>66773686
>every Buttholez innings last 10 hours and is glazed in all the possibilities of a collapse, even when it doesnt happen
JUST
GET
RID
OF
HIM
PLEASE
Why do the O's have such a retarded looking logo?
Why not switch back to the realistic looking bird?
>>66773643
>Baltimorecitizenmeetingthestars.jpg
>>66773713
cause they're historically better with the cartoon Bird logo on their caps. And smug bird is great fuck you talking bout
>>66773713
Because he's better than you and he knows it
>>66773711
Watching Clay pitch is complete torture
>>66773713
>liking the realistic bird more
'no'
>>66773746
Compare the bird logo to the Red Sox, Yankees, Cardinals, etc
It looks fucking autistic
Even the Nats have a better logo
>>66773713
tbqh with you Joe, this logo has the PERFECT amount of smug too it.
If I were them, I'd keep it.
>>66773782
It's retarded but they literally have always had their best years with a cartoon bird.
>>66773782
>walgreens having a better logo than anyone
>>66773757
FUCKING SMUG MOTHERFUCKER
tf is with buccholz's stupid rat hair mullet mohawk getup
>NESN advertising for the Boston Globe
No one that isn't a Elizabeth Warren fans reads that pile of garbage
>Don't judge Buchholz on his one bad start
Is this guy serious?
>>66773757
That's one smug mother fucker
>>66773819
idk but he did this last year and he pitches really good when he does it so im fine with it
>Pedro comparison
STOP
FUCKING
COMPARING
PEDRO
TO ANY OF THESE SHITTY FUCKING PITCHERS
ALEX, PLEASE
>>66773832
>one bad start
>one
>>66773832
He writes for the globe. The same globe that refused to report on Farrell's affair and is literally begging for Bernie Sander's to be pres.
>>66773830
It's because John Henry literally owns the Boston Globe. Literally.
>>66773819
it's aerodynamic
>>66773871
I believe it was the worst thing to happen to Boston since Doc Rivers left
What the hell happened with meme master clay butt hole
Yo is that orc savage playing tonight?
>>66773888
delete this
>>66773888
fuck your trips Brad Stevens is great
>only 2-0 against a AA-AAA-tier pitcher
Sox need to run up the score if they want a chance
>>66773832
>Listening to the Boston Globe
It's the same newspaper that blame the people of Boston for the Tsarnaev bombing.
FUCK THIS UMP
That was some bullshit
>the umping since the start of the season
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MLB FIX THIS SHIT
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT?
I'M AN O'S FAN AND THINK THAT WAS REDICULOUS
>>66773717
underrated post
i'm an oreos fan, that was a hilariously bad call
This is the fifth out of seven games the ump has been shit
Bats need to come alive boys
>>66773992
ump needs to stop being an unfair cuck first for the Sox to get the walks they fucking deserve
>>66773984
It's shit ass CB Bucknor, what do you expect? He probably wants to suspend some assholes and eject niggas because he's one of the worst in the league.
>PITCHING CHANGE INCOMING
BEAMED
GOT EM
FUCKING SNIPED
NEXT TIME HE'S GOING FOR TH EHEAD
YOU BETTAH WATCH IT KID, CLAY DON'T MESS AROUND WITH YOUNG FOOLS
THESE
TWO
TEAMS
HATE
EACH
OTHER
>This guy is the number two pitcher
>This guy is "Great" according to the Boston Globe
Pedro pls
>>66774064
WE GOT ACES FOR DAYS
>>66774018
Aaand this will give him excuse. Mark my words.
It's like when fatty sandoval killed schoop and threw ubaldo out on a shitty uncontrolled pitch to bean whoever the fuck it was (probably fatty sandoval)
time for buccholz meltdown
>>66774081
I wouldn't expect much from >our overpaid Mexican desu
>>66774051
hey man it's ok, calm down
>>66774115
Idk why I keep waiting for him to snap outta his bullshit. I'll take him since the others 'seem' to be pulling their weight
J.J. HARDY
That is the laziest call I've ever heard for a HR.
I'll take it.
JJ home run. HOLY SHIT
JJ
J
HARDY BOYS
LET'S GET THIS $$$$$
CLASSIC
CLAY
COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
HARDY-ON
BALL SO HARDY
>buttholez in charge of not blowing it
we all saw it coming and we let it happen
HERE WE GO
>challenging that
i hate replay
LOL what's to discuss about that HR?
>Farell is challenging a Home Run and not saving it
Clay will never not miserably disappoint me.
Has tremendous pitching ability, but is so fucking mentally weak that his brain is literally just a puddle of mud.
>>66774214
Nothing happened anyway. Balls don't bounce like that off flesh.
>>66774166
Fuck. We don't have many Hardy memes and I have to dig through my folder to find that one
>>66774218
it was the umps retard
>>66774194
He looks like what you would expect if Theon Greyjoy and Miss Piggy had a kid, at least he got rid of his disgusting greasy hair
300 ft home runs are p. neat
>>66774218
It's a crew chief review, ain't farrell.
Trust me, I wanted it to be farrell so that I could get even madder at him.
>Its a "Red Sox will choke due to horrible pitching" episode
>>66774251
you suck go back to your poor people stuff and your ponies you memelord
>>66774274
>that episode is being re-aired everyday
WAKE ME UP
FROM THIS MIIIIIISSSERRRRYYYYYYY
>>66774274
>it's a "buttholez pitches a million balls and two strikes then chokes the game away" episode
>>66774276
wow wow wow this is a no-hate thread
This needs an update
>>66774274
at least you guys got one more chance at breaking our streak with Joe "Cy Young" Kelly.
>>66774317
shut up you irrelevant eternal 4th placer NOBODY CARES
>>66774248
>He looks like what you would expect if Theon Greyjoy and Miss Piggy had a kid
holy shit my sides are barely hanging on
>>66774315
>wow wow wow this is a judgement free zone
FTFY
>Its a "Red Sox will not put any more points on the board" episode
Can this team do more than give up home runs and get ground outs?
>>66774317
Cartoon bird is best bird
I wish papi would get rid of that stupid hoodie
Mike Wright is why I drink
>big plopi
that's what I name my turds
>Mere ft away from Papi posting
JUST
WIND
MY
GAME
UP
fugggggg fucking stupid cameraman made me think it was gone
>>66774354
>points
>>66774354
bro it's the 4th inning of the 7th game of the season, cut the shit
>meme ass swirling winds fucking with a homer
GOD I HATE THIS FUCKING WEATHER
>>66774317
I adore the cartoon Bird but this will always be my favorite Orioles cap
>>66774382
If he gives up another dinger to Papi I'm chugging a Boh I left in my car overday
>>66774407
this, overreacting to everything bad is an old toronto meme
>>66774392
he's obviously an April poster cut him some slack
Wouldn't it be nice if we had a real starter instead of Wright?
>HanRam with another hit
It's definitely April alright.
>red sux players trying to kill their own fans
>>66774427
>Warm boh
>flying bats at Fenway
EVERYBODY
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK
>Ump helps Oreos
>Wind helps Oreos
>Ump hampers sox
>Wind hampers sox
JUST
Fuck, that beat Manny's toss
>>66774412
Sox have had it way worse with the Cleveland series but honesty this April weather has been ass all around
If he was hit, shouldn't Ramirez stay at 2nd?
>>66774467
>go to Fenway
>get hit and sent to the hospital
it's almost been a year
>Ball hit the ump
KEK HE'LL REMEMBER THAT
Incoming shitty calls
BACK
TO
BACK
INNINGS
ALL THESE PITCHERS WANNA DO IS HURT THE OTHER PLAYERS
VICIOUS
THESE TWO TEAMS
LITERALLY
HATE
EACH
OTHER
>>66774477
nice quad dubs
>these dirty ass baltinegroes
Wright what the fuck are you even
Wright isn't out to plunk fools he's just that bad
Also whats the best pizza to order from papa johns?
so you're telling me the objective of the game is hitting the players with the ball?
HE HIT HIM
AGAIN!!!!!
WATCH IT FELLAS
THINGS ARE GETTING ROWDY
SOMEBODY'S GETTIN'....
WHAM!
BLASTED ONE TO THE CRANIUM
BENCHES WILL CLEAR SOON
THESE
TWO
TEAMS
HATE
EACH
OTHER
>>66774496
About 4 months after that shit I was out playing trivia with some friends and we named our team "50 shades of Freddie Gray". We weren't very popular that night
>mike wright
huhuhuhuh our prospects are good mlb starters huhuhuhuh
no
stop
i would take an over-the-hill starter on a minor league deal over this kid
if he can't get a hit im gonna freak
>>66774540
Liberal soft cunts, fuck em
Ya did good lad
Inning OVA
Aaaaand got out alive
>>66774540
top kek
thanks for that
A real pitchwr would be nice right about now
>RISP SOX
>I
>S
>P
>
>S
>O
>X
Vazquez when?
>Bases loaded
>Ground out to infield
LOL
This team never ceases to destroy my hopes and dreams
hey guys sorry i just got back from the airport and finished eating dinner but im watching the game now is swihart officially a bust
>>66774589
>mfw our rotation without gausman
>>66774591
Damn dude, just how many Pepe's do you have?
>>66774605
We haven't had a good hitting catcher since Varitek.
All these overpaid players. Price, Sandoval, Ortiz. I bet y'all are happy Ortiz is retiring this year.
>>66774622
BANDWAGONING CASUAL GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66774623
who
>Spend half the intro talking about how Flash makes Boston his bitch at Fenway
>Does nothing the whole game
>>66773458
(You)
Literally struck out twice to Buttholtz
Fuck. I jinxed the mick, didn't I
>Buck thinks Ryan Flaherty is good enough to be a starting player in an MLB lineup
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66774623
varitek wasn't even a good hitting catcher for his last 6 years
>mfw it's all up to Ortiz in the 9th and he gets striked out
>Gunkle
Jesus that's a stupid name
OMG
>>66774636
Papi is the heart of the team and the ziti tho. And he actually does stuff.
is Hanley all star material? Great hitting and defense tbqh
GARY
A
R
Y
was Guerin Austin officially fired? I can't believe he's starting today
>>66774684
is that jackie chan?
>>66774676
>mfw
>>66774688
Meant to put Hanram there, but still Ortiz is fairly shitty as well. He can only hit phones and Double Plays.
>>66774636
>I bet y'all are happy Ortiz is retiring this year.
are you literally retarded
not only do I love him for sentimental reasons.
But he's 40 years old and last year he put up 38HRs and 100+ RBIS
Like, he produces like a motherfucker, especially for his age.
And in fact, he's almost underpaid.
At least when Hanley and Pablo and Porcelshit all make MORE money than he does.
>>66774697
actually he is already a 3x all-star
>>66774711
>>66774723
>but still Ortiz is fairly shitty as well. He can only hit phones and Double Plays.
Typical Baltinigger bandwagoner that knows nothing about baseball.
>>66774711
FUCK
YO
SHIFT
FOOL
based absolute madman
>betamore
MOOKIE
O
O
K
I
E
Baltipore loses
BASED ROOKIE MOOKIE
GOD
FUCKING
DAMN
THESE
STUPID
FUCKING
WINDS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>PITCHING MOOKIE INSIDE
LOL R U DUMB
I can't take this any more, when does the Gasman come back?
FUCKING WRIGHT
>herpderp let's put a trash starter in our rotation because of muh AAA stats
fuck this front office
>>66774777
>>66774777
OH SHIT GARY
>>66774777
>>66774777
>>66774777
>>66774777
>>66774777
BASED GARY TRIPS CONFIRMED
OH SHIT. HERE COMES BUNDY.
NO MORE HITS ARE COMING OFF RED SOX BATS TONIGHT.
>the wind cucks the sox again
Could've been a homer. Fuck
>>66774777
Damn
