Why is this fraud so popular and respected?
because he makes a meme goal once per year
>>66769503
i dont get it either, in fact i think its scandalous.
>he will never win the CL
thank allah
>>66769503
he's not respected on /sp/, though, and rightly so
however he scores nice blooters, so he makes good youtube highlights
same bullshit as with Raul and Falcao. living on past glories combined with the intense need to big up what is literally just a fucking game. sport as entertainment is build on a foundation of paper
le funny reddit meme player xDDD
>>66769503
Because people love memes
>>66769503
Memes
>>66769503
Probably memes.
Because he scores le ebin backheel goals vs Bastia and has this tryhard edgy persona
>He rates Ibrahimovic
>>66769503
overhype meme choker
Because he's a highlight reel player. He does dick all for 90 minutes and scores an occasional blooter or fancy flick twice per season.
flat track bully choker
to be fair the team gave him nothing today
he choked in the first leg I'll give you that though
>>66769503
like most slavs, puts up a big front but collapses when pushed
he is dumb
Because he is a loser and redditors identify themselves with losers.
zlatan fucking sucks. Glorified Teemu Pukki.
normally I would defend him but after the first game I can't
he fucked up and he knows it. city gave it to him on a plate and he fucked up. he will always remember this and the meme has been exposed. tsu.
Can't wait until he flops in the premier league for manure
>>66769672
>he will never win the CL
He will win it with Man Utd next year.
He scored a hat trick vs Arsenal on the weekend did he not?
>>66770020
They found him in good positions often, he was offside or dispossessed easily. No awareness at all.
biggest choke artist of the last 12 years
>>66770337
>>66770398
Higuain easily.
Ibra is actually pretty clutch for Sweden.
>>66770337
this desu
>>66770337
>that flag
>>66770340
who the fuck cares
zlatan is fucking brutal and sucks
>>66770438
nah it's zlatan. Glorified teemu fucking pukki.
itt people who don't understand football
Both free kicks were deadly and joe hart was on form to save them and the rest he did
>>66770478
lmao, they were decent shots that any goalkeeper would save 9 out of 10 times
and he did absolutely nothing outside of that
>>66770478
>le shoot hard in the middle of the goal
if those had scored it would be hart who choked the game.
>>66769503
He panders to the FIFA ultimate team generation.
>Le I Am Zlatan
>>66770392
No they really never.
because he speaks in third person and calls himself a boss
>>66770450
Hello new friend
>>66770516
what about the offside goal
he literally ruins the team spirit and team cohesion in every single team he plays
>>66769697
>living in past glories
what glory? he's literally not won a champions league or anything with sweden
>>66770555
Ill give you that, he was fucking retarded but he's always been offside prone.
i cant think of any other time where he got the ball in a good position or a good cross in the box for him
>>66770597
> 13 league titles in his career
> le ruins team play and cohesion meme
Ibra is like a modern day Rasputin. He hypnotizes people into thinking that he is an elite player.
>>66769503
He's an old meme player, playing in a meme league for a meme team and getting paid shitloads of money. He's pretty much won at life.
>>66770665
just stop it, just stop it. Zlatan has been exposed badly and now even the biggest fan boys will realise what kind opf fraud this shitty choke artist is.
>>66770665
btfo
>>66770632
He made no fucking runs to be in a strong position to receive the ball. I get what you are saying, but it all comes down to him. PSG had a lot of possession in front of the City box, Zlatan just wasn't available.
Mangala and Otamendi had him covered most of the game and he demonstrated he has fuck all pace to leave two of the worst defenders in the top half of the pl in the dust.
>>66770726
yeah the finnish commentator wondered wthe whole game why zlatan was playing so lazy
>>66770032
why are americans so obsessed with slavs?
>>66770726
Those two really aren't that bad
They look bad because city usually play a high line with effectively 2 defenders and no dm as the fullbacks push way up and no midfielder drops to cover
>>66770337
>>66769503
Le lanklet choke man has always been shit
>>66770812
otamendi is pure shit and the biggest fraud to leave la liga since falcao
>>66769503
>le """"""""GOAT""""""" in the french meme league meme
>>66770337
Meme post of the day
>>66769503
Because he is a scorer of great goals.
Is he elite?
>>66770875
I'll have to disagree, he's been the defensive saving grace for city this season
Respect on reddit maybe. Everyone on /sp/ knows he's a meme
>>66770875
he's only respected because muh tough guy beard and tattoos
>>66770812
Mangala is physically the best CB in the league and maybe the world, but he is also the dumbest. Literally caveman level defending.
Otamendi on the other hand is a pussy dwarf and fucking dives in his own box (what kind of a defender does that?). But his decisions are okay.
Neither are good enough for a top team. Unfortunately Kompany is done for and will almost certainly never recover from his calf.
City are fucked unless they can get Laporte and another rock solid defender in this summer.
>>66770993
>Laporte
>rock solid defender
Let me guess, you did not watch a lot of Bilbao games this season
>>66769503
Playing up front for PSG in the french league is easy mode so when he has to play real teams in the CL he can't hack it, just like he wouldn't be able to hack it in the PL.
>>66771026
Nobody else is even available tbqf. Maybe Guardiola can find someone in the u21 or make Fernando into a goat CB.
>>66771092
Denayer's more than ready
>>66771092
Man Shitty have almost unlimited money, they could buy practically any CB they wanted. Wasn't Hummels linked with a move to the EPL recently?
> this time every year we have the same thread on /sp/ shitting on Ibra and how he's failed once again in the CL QF
wew how exciting. Thank god we don't have to deal with this shit next year
>>66771092
Laporte is hardly available either. Bilbao do not negotiate transfers and his release clause is around 50m.
He's not worth that money, especially now that his knee exploded
ITT : people expecting all soon-to-be 35yo strikers to be world class
Most strikers hit the wall at 30. This guy isn't world class anymore but come on, most attacking players aren't either (Falcao 30, Torres 32...)
>>66771532
That's not what PSG fans were saying here after he took a dump on Chelsea and banged 4 goals past Troyes
>>66771194
No money in the world can magically make another Kompany. They tried throwing money at the problem, it doesn't work.
Practically all CBs out there are shit and will never replace Kompany.
>>66769503
reddit meme
Zlatan is a gypsy, yet he's victim of a curse.
For being the enabler for one of the most disgusting european wins in recent times he's doomed to never win the UCL. He could only do it with one team and he'll never join them because he's too old and expensive.
I'm pretty fucking pissed right now. Didn't even watch the match, was napping. Fuck Blanc, fuck Ibra, fuck Aurier the insulting nigger
>>66770993
>He actually bought into the Laporte meme
Where should he go next if he wants to finally win the champo league that would realistically play him
>>66770443
>that flag
>that image
Because he scores entertaining goals every now and then, so if you only watched YouTube highlights you'd think he was the GOAT
>>66771976
No team that wants to win the CL can afford to start a 35 year old Ibrahimovic. The guy barely moves, doesn't press and is only useful as a big target man. But since CL winners nowadays don't need such a player, he'll most likely never win it.
>>66770793
it's the anti-russan propaganda they've been fed over the years
>>66771976
>>66771976
>Where should he go next if he wants t
IN A FUCKING GRAVE IN MALMO
>>66769503
Mememagic
>>66771239
it's his ankle, but I agree people overhyped him without even watching his matches
>>66771532
then the cunt shouldn't demand to be a starter in important matches when he was already a grade A choker in his prime, and he should accept his role of destroyer of guingamp
