>Puskas' Hungary could have won a WC
>Cruyff's Netherlands could have won a WC
>Maradona could have won two WC
>Messi could have won a WC
Why do Germans always have to ruin the fun for the rest of the world?
>The world could have lived a century without 2WW
They're just a bunch of cunts.
'74 Poland > '74 Memerlands
>>66763741
you better be joking nigger
>>66763733
>blaming WW I on us
blame that one butthurt serbian and the jellymad brits
>WW II
blame the butthurt frenchies and their versailles treaty
we dindu nuffin
>choking in a WC final
>muh evil refball nazis
>1)1954 World Cup - Hungary's team captain Ferenc Puskás, considered by many as the best player in the world in that time, was injured by German defender Werner Liebrich, Germany wins WC
>2)1966 - England and Germany collaborately rig the word cup so they eliminate opposing teams using a ref fixing scheme. German Ref Rudolf Kreitlein officiated in the England vs Argentina QF, and English ref Jim Finney officiated in the Germany vs Uruguay QF. Both European sides were severe underdogs. In the Germany vs Uruguay game, the referee (who was Jim Finney, from England) had not recognised a handball by Schnellinger on the goal line and then had sent off two players from Uruguay: Horacio Troche and Héctor Silva. Germany later met England in the World Cup Final.
>3) 1970 - German's food poison English goalkeeper Gordon Banks. Germany ends up beating England in extra time.
>>66763733
>1 post in
>WW2 jokes
Chrsit, people are simple creatures.
>>66763762
dis desu senpai
>>66763788
>4) 1974 - Carlos Caszely of Chile mysteriously became the first player in world cup history to be sent off with a red card in a group match against West Germany.
>5) 1974 - Bernd Hölzenbein of West Germany dives for a penalty after being down against Holland. Germany wins WC
>6)1982 - West Germany scored through a goal by Horst Hrubesch again Austria, seeing both teams to qualify for the next stage. West Germany aimlessly kicks the ball around for the next 80 minutes while the Spanish crowd yells "Fuera! Fuera!" ("Out!"). One German fan was so upset by his team's display that he burned his German flag in disgust. FIFA introduced a revised qualification system at subsequent World Cups in which the final two games in each group were played simultaneously due to the German's disgusting faggotry.
>>66763805
7) 1982 - German keeper Harald Schumacher decapitates French player Patrick Battiston to prevent him from scoring. Battiston was knocked inconscious, suffered a fractured vertebrae,a broken jaw, and lost 2 teeth. The ref doesn't even award Schumacher a yellow card. Germany ends up beating France in
>8) 1986- West Germany and Mexico draw 0–0 after extra time after 2 Mexico goals are disallwed. Germany wins in penalties.
>>66763814
>9) 1990- Germany player Rudi Völler spits on Holland's best player Frank Rijkaard to cause an altercation and get Rijkaard ejected from the game. Germany beats Holland.
>10) 1990- Germany dives untouched vs Czechoslovakia in the semi-final, the penalty secured a 1-0 win.
>11) 1990- Germany again dives for a 1-0 win against Argentina in minute 85. Argentina saw Roberto Sensini and Pedro Monzon during the match in what was deemed the worst final in history.
>12)1994- Germany dives against Bulgaria to salvage a quarterinal defeat with a penalty but Bulgaria holds on to see the Germans off 2-1
>13) 2002- German handballs not called against them in a match against USA. Germany ends up winning 1-0
>14) 2006- German player Miroslav Klose shatters Argentine Goalkeeper Roberto Abbondanzieri's ribs. Abbondanzieri is carted off. Germany scores on backup keeper Leonardo Franco to draw 1-1 and proceeds to win in penalties
>>66763691
t. Xavier Nunoz
>>66763819
Give back my bike!
>>66763835
I hope you know south Americans love Germany, you're not the special bandwagoning snowflakes you think you are bandwagoning the Germans
>>66763788
>>66763805
>>66763814
>>66763831
>a couple players got understandably injured and germany was on the receiving end of some beneficial (but not incorrect) calls: the post
>die mannschaft, literally "the team"
>la liga, literally "the league"
What is wrong with Europeans
>>66763756
He has rights to say it. I know that '74 Netherlands NT was very good, but saying that they would easily beat Poland is a huge ignorance
>>66763872
see
>>66763870
1/256th fag, probably a weaboo too
>>66763875
>implying we called it "die mannschaft"
it was international media who coined our team that way
nobody calls our team like that over here
>>66763831
you forgot one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjgSPf12dgE
>>66763903
>Das team
>>66763903
>we
What part of Mannschaft you from lad
>>66763903
How do you call them, then?
i love this threads
they should be daily
You are now aware that they were given the last world cup so they can be happy and willingly take in all those refugees
>>66763953
either "das DFB-Team" or just "Deutschland"
cringe-worthy weirdos and women sometimes also call it "Jogis Elf" ("Jogi's eleven")
>>66763953
nationalelf
nationalmannschaft
deutschland
>implying maradroga should have been anywhere near the final in 1990
>>66763995
>Jogi's Elf
>>66763805
>being this asshurt
>>66764027
>being tis mad they kicked you out at home
weren't all those old world cups won by Italy full of argies? I'm not certain
>>66763861
>>66764297
My grandpa killed at least 4 German soldiers. And that's an official count. Fight me IRL faggot!!!!!1!!!
>>66764467
>>66765040
Fuck off, we already have enough arabs in our country.
Go invade Poland or something
>>66765154
If /sp/ is any indication then most of your countryman will willingly bend over and take it from them, they love the krauts
>>66763861
No.
>>66765186
And we love the Dutch. Germany basically is us, the Netherlands, Denmark, Austria, parts of Poland and to some extend Switzerland.
>>66765212
Bromberg is all in.
>>66765212
t. Mezut
>>66763831
>1990- Germany player Rudi Völler spits on Holland's best player Frank Rijkaard
>>66765186
We love Germans, but the nazi's were a little bit too much. New generations forgot and forgave, so there is some fresh new love happening
>>66765195
Y-you filthy bastard!!!
>>66765212
no one loves Mexico :((((((((((
>>66765479
I love you if you admit: era penal!
>>66763691
that's what we do
>>66763831
>Germany player Rudi Völler spits on Holland's best player Frank Rijkaard
LOL
>Germany again dives for a 1-0 win against Argentina in minute 85. Argentina saw Roberto Sensini and Pedro Monzon during the match
a clear penalty for Germany was disallowed when argentinas gk fouled Augenthaler. The 2 red cards were fully deserved.
Are all these meme'd by you or did you copy them from some dubios tinfoil source?
>>66765327
>>66765588
That pasta is old as balls Klaus
>>66763691
Becaues the rest of the world sucks and we are the best
>>66765537
I'll admit Mexico deserved to lose, it was a very close match but you need to play well for the whole 90 minutes if you want to win anything.
I'll love you (not that you care) if you admit that Mexico played better than the Netherlands for most of the match
we don't even need traffic lights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv9FQZ7kgqU
>>66765662
I guess we have to end our relationship right here, right now, then.
>>66763788
>>2)1966 - England and Germany collaborately rig the word cup so they eliminate opposing teams using a ref fixing scheme.
Made up bullshit
>>66763762
We were good boys
Why is there this meme that Argentina deserved to win the World Cup
Germany were far more impressive
Cruyff's World Cup should have been 1978, but he was too much of a pussy to play because of "muh kidnapping". It wasn't Germany that stole his WC in 1974, because Germany had Gerd Muller and most of all Beckenbauer, that was a legendary German team. It was Argentina that stole the 1978 WC from a Cruyffless Netherlands. There is literally nobody from the 78 Argentina team worth remembering. Kempes is a meme.
1990 had Matthaus. 2014 Germany was also full of future legendary players like Lahm, Schweninsteiger, Neuer, Thomas Muller, etc. I do hope Messi wins it in 2018 though.
But I do agree with 1954. Fuck Germany for that. That was Puskas WC. Thank God Germany didn't steal Bobby Charlton's in 1966, Ronaldo and Ronaldinho's in 2002, Del Piero Totti and many other italians in 2006 or Xavi and Iniesta in 2010.
>>66767811
>Del Piero Totti and many other italians in 2006
'no'
ynr Cannavaro got a balloon door for lucking out at a world cup
>>66764027
>implying he should have been near the final in 86
>>66765212
You forgot the Czechs. They want to put their entire military under German command for some reason.
You have to wonder why we fought a world war when we could've just asked...
