My 17 years old son don't like sports, he is always playing video games or watching anime
I want he to love sports like me, or at least play some because he is getting fat
what can I do
Make him build a wall
Your wife's son correct?
kick his fat ass, smash his controller
or set his anime on fire, then you'll see him move
>>66750057
e-sports is the future, it'll keep getting bigger and bigger. There is nothing you can do
That's nothing to lose your head over, OP.
tell him he wont get cute girls unless he loses weight, and sports is a fun way to lose weight.
shove reality down his throat like my dad did.
I got into sports late anon. Don't worry, give the boy time
>>66750090
I'm 100% sure that is mine too
>>66750057
Show him some shit sports anime
>>66750057
>My 17 year old son
Is this that new hot may may I've been hearing about?
>>66750116
>e-""""""""""""sports"""""""""""
Send him to a boxing academy and they will teach him how to be a man
>>66750242
It's what they call it to sound more plausible, yes. But isn't sport about the competitiveness? Essentially it's all 'just a game'
most sports fans are fat, this will not help him
Let him be happy with video games and chinese cartoons.
Play catch you lazy fuck
My wife's sons dont like sports either.
Fuck him in his ass that will show the fat little faggot
don't force him to watch sports or practice them, that will just reinforce their indiference for them, even hate
just let him be what he is, if he likes videogames, let him play, if he likes anime, let him play.
if he's shy/ doesn't go out too much, take him to things he likes, idk, concerts and shit. let him know new people
just always be for him, be a good father, and he should be OK
>Wanting your son to watch a bunch of grown men tackle each other, hit balls, make the floor squeak, or be foot fairies.
Seriously?
Watching people of my generation bitching on the internet about youngster is fucking surreal
Gas him
>>66750394
I agree for hobbies but you should always force your kids do practice at least one sport, no matter what it is
>>66750423
a girl who was two classes above me in high school is now a grandmother.
now THAT is surreal.
>>66750126
Looks like he is not interested in that
If my son ends up watching chinese cartoons I'll kill myself
>>66750476
your son is lost
if he doesn't have girls as a motivation, what else is there for him?
>>66750459
Oh yeah i agree too, if you see your son getting too fat, you could just invite him to, let's say, riding a cycle together, most teenagers wouldn't say no.
what i'm saying to OP is to not be a:
>hey let's watch the fucking game you faggot, what are you, gay?
>>66750338
I tried this twice, he just get bored after 2 minutes
>>66750476
he's 17 man, he's a fucking child, everyone is a little stupid at 17
>>66750493
This, tbf.
Start beating him, OP
>>66750547
>Start beating him, OP
>>66750517
I tried this once too
He just get bored in 10 minutes or less
>>66750057
play sport games with the kid or watch hajime no ippo with him or something. you want to inspire him to do sports rather than force him
>>66750071
First post best post
kick him out
Rig his electronic bullshit up to a bike dynamo. He rides, he plays.
>>66750057
Whip his ass and tell him to not go on this shit site.
Or give him a hooker
by 17 the damage is already done
you fucked up not instilling him with values as a child
>>66750631
Or better yet, rig him up to an electric chair
>>66750120
Massively underrated post
First time I see an American with solid bants
/a/ (aka the manchilds with no father) will be here soon, no doubt
look man, my lil brother was something like this you're describing, he was playing xbox and watching anime all day erryday
we just let him, but obviously we put on them some responsibilities in home, cleaning the house, watching the dogs, etc.
he "grew up" alone, i guess he got bored of being alone all day, started skating and today he's pretty much a great lad
if your son is an extreme "i don't want to do anything but watch anime" try to find something you would like together (maybe play pes) and find the way this would take him out
idk man, just love the lad, talk with him, he may be passing the i hate evrerybody phase, he may be hurt for a rejection with some girl in school, etc. don't be a pressure for him, just a support!
>>66750647
Trust me anon we really tried
>>66750685
>tfw his son is watching the thread
>why dad
Buy him a horse
>>66750811
I really doubt that he comes to /sp/, also I'm on my cellphone and he is playing something that looks like wow
>>66750879
>mmo and likes anime and fat
You might as well give up at this point, mextex.
Should had taught him better or prepared for this situation
>>66750057
Sorry anon you're fucked.
If he didn't have a passion for sports early on in childhood he'll never develop it. He will not have camaraderie with his fellow countryman
>>66750057
Que se meta a boxear el puto
>>66750774
He don't like that kind of games, only those that looks like wow
>>66750926
Fat but not obese, at least not yet
>>66750459
We tried since he was like 7 with basketball, swimming, soccer, football and he just dropped them in a few months
>>66750508
I really don't know last time I saw porn in the browser history was 7 months ago and he is 17
>>66751166
Mi mujer nunca quiso, apenas pude meterlo a football americano y eso después de mostrarle todas las protecciones que llevan y muchas discusiones
Have you considered putting him up for adoption?
>>66751240
bueno y aparte de ver anime y jugar lol, que mas quiere el nene? que ves que le gusta? es bueno en las clases? le gusta dibujar? toca guitarra tal vez? le gustan los animales? algun interes fuera de los videojuegos debe tener, encontralo y ayudalo a que lo desarrolle, no tiene que ser necesariamente un deporte
>>66751175
>We tried since he was like 7 with basketball, swimming, soccer, football and he just dropped them in a few months
Don't let him drop. Or constantly let him try something else.
>it's a /sp/ tries to give advice thread
>>66751360
La guitarra la tiene abandonada
Dibuja muy mal, dejo las clases de dibujo
Su promedio es poco mas de 9 así que no me quejo de eso
>>66751240
Que boxe carnal eso le va a enseñar disciplina y va a estar listo para los putasos nadie se meterá con el
>>66751514
Y si hace eso lo dejas ver anime
>>66751514
Como lo obligo?
>>66750057
Is he somewhat autistic? Because if so, show him sports stats and explain what they mean. My dad used to try and get me to watch sports when I was younger, but I didn't care. One day, i started looking up the stats of wilt chamberlain, and became fascinated, and it led me to love watching sports for other reasons. I'm somewhat autistic you could say. That's the only advice have.
>>66750057
Cuantos años tienes,op?
It seems like you have tried everything and it's not working so it's best to just let him be and be real supportive so that one day he'll come to you.
>>66751682
Aunque este en el celular y en /sp/ preferiría no revelar datos tan personales como para que alguien se de una idea de quien soy
Pero digamos que estoy aun en los 40
Try showing him some sports anime or play FIFA with him and try to get him into sport that way
>>66751601
Con dinero o algo asi, habla bien con el que esta bien que tenga sus hobbies de mierda pero que haga algo positivo para su cuerpo
>>66750120
Unnapreciated post. Americans are finally into bants.
>>66751792
Dad, get off the internet.
>>66752083
And you name is?
>>66751792
How did you learn about 4chan lmao
>>66752182
I really can't remember, it was some years ago
Yoga
>>66750057
Your fault desu, should have raised your son to like sport
>>66752290
I really tried
Is there a way to do it now?
>>66750408
>tfw i dont watch sports either
>>66752361
teach him about moneyball and advanced stats
Buy the cholo some weights
>>66752384
We have some but he is too lazy to use them
>>66752425
Skateboarding?
>>66752425
Give him a speech about how autist weaboos are the laughing stock of the world
>>66750057
Just put him on the streets until he starts playing sports or finding other hobbies. Make him work on the farm or something.
>>66750071
Fucking kek
>>66752443
He specifically hate this
>>66752042
Creo que es mi ultima esperanza, hay uno cerca de aquí, veré si lo convenzo aunque mi mujer se oponga
>>66750057
CAPTAIN TSUBASA
>>66750057
Make him watch sports anime like captain tsubasa or hajime no ippo to see if it inspires him to play sports.
I didn't like sports as a kid either but after watching the world cup for the first time, I started enjoying football
and it's really nice to have something to share with your father, he always tells me stories of the 86' wc
I really regret not starting to get into football earlier
Once you're already fat and lazy it's pretty difficult to become athletic again. My advice is to just make another one and stick him in sports from a young age
>>66750631
wtf
>>66750440
only correct answer
tell him he's a fucking failure and if he doesn't get off his fat ass he will always be a disappointment in your eyes
>>66752444
This. Trips confirm
>>66752444
THIS
start sexually abusing him. within a few years he will kill himself. meanwhile shoot your spic semen up your fat cunt wife's cunt and try again but this time be a proper parent and don't condition whatever the fuck she shits out to be a complete loser.
let him lurk /r9k/
>>66750057
he doesn't need to play sports to be fit.
you need to feed him better, stop with the trash food and sodas.
>>66750657
>>66752074
So new.
he's probably using video games as an outlet to escape from his overbearing father
>>66751643
Me too, I like sports stats. Especially all time franchise stats.
>also autistic
>>66750131
>>66750120
This deserves more replies
>>66750057
fuck your son
>>66750459
Lol fuck off.
>>66760313
no u
>>66750057
Beat his ass. Beat his fat ass so regularly that he's forced to take up boxing to defend himself. Mexicans make great boxers.
>>66750071
That was epic. Epic for the win.
>>66750120
took me a while but lol
>tfw my wife's son throws things at me when watching anime
Honestly...teach him the rules. I used to hate sports. All my friends hated sports. We were weebs. Once I actually opened up my mind and learned a sport I got hooked. Now all my friends love sports and Im in college trying to become a sports writer.
>>66750120
Kek
Worse here in England. Literally new football and sports areas built. Kids want to stay indoors and be shit on Xbox one. We are going to be more obese than USA. 3 lions owned by San Marino soon
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