Too lazy to post full lineups.
Rays: Odorrizzi
O's: Worley
Kim can't possibly start worse than Alvarez.
Can he?
>All these faggot soccer threads
Sup O's bros
Let's go O's!
Kim and Alvarez in the same lineup?
The Absolute Madman
Thanks for Rickard, Raysbros.
I'm thinking we need some Jean-Luc Rickard memes, if anyone's good with photoshop.
>HITS UPON HITS
Time for GIDP
"Like Hochevar"
Davis in Masters mode
Rays pitchers pitch soooooo fucking slowly.
Is it an organizational thing?
>>66727079
I was at the game on Thurs nite and on the big screen they played that extra innings game from '12 season when Chris pitched. Seeing him on the mound striking out major leaguers gave me the biggest baseball boner. What a guy
>>66727193
that game made me poop a little
>>66727193
I will never forget that strikeout of Adrian Gonzalez on three pitches.
>O's starters
>K's
pick dos
I was pretty worried when I saw that Worley was starting today, but he looks bretty gud so far.
>>66727193
Chris Davis the type of nigga you would have babysit your kids then take out and gangbang strippers with
Eephus ALERT
also DROPPED BALL AT FIRST
Alvarez better get his first H this game
that was an ordeal
The baseball gods *really* do not want Alvarez to ever get a hit.
thank you based schoop
Schoop is gonna be a perennial all-star. Calling it now.
He hits the ball harder than any other 2B in the league. Check the hitFX stats.
>>66727612
lol I was just about to post something along this lines about Schoopy. So underrated, defensively too. I also love sluggers without batting gloves
Regular Joe DiMaggio out there
KIM!!!!! HOLY SHIT
J o e y
this team is so darn likable
I'll admit, about halfway through the offseason I thought I'd hate this season.
But my god, this team looks like they have the magic.
>>66727777
Checked
MACHO MACHADO!
MANNY MANNY MANNY
>>66727777
Nice quads breh
MANNY "FUCK MY HO" MACHADO
I really, really like these guys, guys
Orioles taking a massive shit on the Rays
LEXPLORER ON SUICIDE WATCH
How much do the Rays regret not putting Rickard on the 40man right now?
>>66727916
I imagine there's a lot of things the rays regret
>>66727796
Shhh. Don't jinx it. The season is too young for that.
Damn, since when was Worley actually good?
He's got some pretty nice break on his pitches, and is locating well.
I'm itching to see Trumbo hit a ball 500 feet this year.
He's got the raw power.
Fuckkk looks like I'm missing a dank game
>>66728295
Orioles taking a literal shit on the Rays.
I feel bad for Steve Pearce.
Should have gone to the game looks nice out
oh fugg
>>66728374
Oh shit he's on the Rasy now
That's even more mindfuck.
>>66728516
He'll be back.
Is Jimmy Parades still in the O's organization?
>>66728565
Yeah, he's hurt.
Anyone ever sneak shit into Camden Yards? Next time I go I might try smuggling chipotle and a plastic flask
>>66728565
DL15
>>66728597
You don't have to sneak food in, they allow it.
It's one of the few ballparks that's cool about people bringing in food and drink.
>>66728640
you're jokingggg no way. If true, that is absolutely fucking based
>>66728597
One of my dipshit friends sneaked in a whole bottle of crown royal, he was wearing cargo shorts which should tell you a lot about the person he is. I never tried and likely wont because idk what the punishment is and don't want to get banned from the stadium
Best thing I ever saw was some 20 something kids had a set of binoculars that was actually a flask.
>bordick falling asleep and being left on a bus
why am I not surprised
>>66728659
I bring in a hot dog, chips, and soda from a stand outside the park every single game I go to.
>>66728659
Yeah, only thing is drinks have to be unopened, not that they really check as long as it's not noticeably half empty or something
Can we pleeeeeeeaaaaaase have Palmer back? I don't know how much more Bordick I can take.
>>66728841
Jim's wife had surgery or something, he'll be back
>>66728722
>>66728691
thanks brO's! Can't wait for my next ballgame at the yard
Damn Davis nice play
More insurance runs please
in b4 Manny hits for the cycle
in b4 Crush dinger
>Gary Thorne calling him out while umpire calls him safe
He was out though
THE SUN SUN COMES UP
LET'S GO O'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET'S GO O'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET'S GO O'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mychael Givens and taketh away
Mychael "40 second setup" Givens
>running on wieters
>RUNNING ON WIETERS
Kim with two infield singles lol
Holy shit O'day almost killed him.
OH SHIT SON IT'S DARREN MOTHERFUCKIN O'DAY
O'Day making him look silly
>that fat rays kid dancing in the background
How are you watching the game, /sp/?
>Schoop not getting out of the way
>>66730932
God damn you live in filth.
According to Bordick, "playing right field like a champ" is looking like you have no idea how to field a bounce of the wall and waiting for the ball to literally stop rolling before picking it up.
>>66731104
Balls usually bounce a lot harder off the wall over there. That was pretty soft.
GET OFF YOUR KNEES UMP YOU'RE BLOWIN THE GAME
>>66731034
You're one to talk, GERMANY
literally has germs in the name
lel
>>66731403
Seriously bro, clean up after yourself. You'll never get a girlfriend if you don't.
Though from your sense of "humor" who knows if that's even possible at all.
Source: married man
ODAY
DON'T DO THAT TO MY HEART AGAIN ODAY
PLEASE
>those RISP left on
>O'Day clutching it out
GO O'S BABY
>>66730932
>not recycling after each brew
c'mon son. Good looks on the Model tho.
The new bud light looks even shittier.
That font is stupid ugly
Is Manny the best player in the AL?
>>66731462
>stupid normie trying to give me advice as if I want to indulge in his strange German lifestyle
Go tweet on facebook fucking normie
>>66731636
>German lifestyle
>Sitting here watching the O's
Orioles baseball is a great German tradition, second only to genocide.
>>66731673
That and losing world wars amirite?
LET'S GO O'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LET'S GO O'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LET'S GO O'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LET'S GO O'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LET'S GO O'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LET'S GO O'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LET'S GO O'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LET'S GO O'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LET'S GO O'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LET'S GO O'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LET'S GO O'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LET'S GO O'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LET'S GO O'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LET'S GO O'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LET'S GO O'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LET'S GO O'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O, O, O, O, O, O
O,O,O,O,O,O,O,O
Yay insurance runs
MANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
gg Rays, way to go Orioles
5 - O
WE UNDEFEATED STILL
5-0!!!
5-0!!!
5-0!!!
5-0!!!
5-0!!!
GG raysbros. Until next time.
>3 games vs Boston next
Gonna be delicious
there's another in the WIN column
gg Rays, see you O's bros tomorrow for based weekday day game
I pumped
LET'S GO BIRDS
>>66732182
have a good night Deutschbro! see you guys tomorrow
>>66726767
Just came back from here. Cold as fuck and gg
>>66732136
>5-0
>Just got home from game
