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The South will rise again edition
Old thread: >>66695870
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We gotta go back
How much you think I got on?
>>66714813
>>66714825
bout tree fiddy
>Leicester above evens to beat Blunderland
What a time to be alive
>>66714872
Bookies' trap
>>66714872
Love the overpriced away team meme, Bayern were 1.61 yesterday iirc
>>66714943
Put a couple hundred quid on anyways
>>66714872
Sunderland win today imo
So so reassuring that it's the last day of the Easter holidays. Can't deal with these edgy students and their dilettantism
>>66715048
Sick of these mugs leeching of OUR BOI Euan tbqh
>>66715048
>tfw I just learnt a new word today
neat
List the four great English cheeses.
>>66715048
>yfw I have 3 (three) weeks of uni left until summer
WEW LID
do you believe in destiny?
Do you believe in fantasy?
Do you believe in value at first sight?
Carry on my wayward son. There will be peace when you are done
Getting a piece of perth 29s and Perth to score next
No escape from euanity
>perth """"glory"""""
>>66714825
>Young Boys
Nonce
>>66715381
You reckon BTTS is a safe one?
>>66715402
yes, still think there's 2 more goals in this match.
Daily reminder that if you aren't pissing clear, you need to drink more water.
>>66715644
cheers lid x
Napoli -1 worth it lids?
>>66714795
>confederate flag
Pretty sure racism is explicitly banned on this board, senpai.
zzz only 10am and already +312
Put O3.5 on Shanghai SIPG game at 1.9 odds at h/t. Already one offside goal disallowed and they're dominating with 15 mins to go.
Come on lids one more you cheeky chinamen
>>66715848
>tfw got on o3
u missed the boat lids
>>66715848
Just came in. Cheers boys!
>>66715698
How can a flag be racist?
Official /bet/ accy when?
First is Sunderland Leicester BTTS
next two will complete the accy
>>66716105
No
Understand in Sunderland
>>66716105
>Sunderland Leicster BTTS
literally already lost pmsl
but Stoke +2.5
Keep on eyes on Doxa-Aris OVERS today, Lids
almost too easy to predict today's final score
0:1 Lestah @7 is literally free money
Dire thread
>>66716289
Dire post
>>66715644
My piss has looked like slightly diluted orange squash ever since I got on the vitamin d tabs. I drink loads of water too.
foxes/dirtmund yes?
>>66716417
Try taking B12 supplements like me, piss looks like radiation, it's literally neon yellow.
>>66716462
i'd avoid any match involving >schalke t b h
Why do the polish tipsters never post polish league bets?
>>66716699
Because, speaking about me, I hate polish league, always weird results.
>>66716723
No offence but you're a worm
Piast Gliwice was easy money with their home form and the team they were facing
>No offence but you're a worm
Hi pot, meet kettle
>>66716768
Piast Gliwice is the one season wonder,
but yep I should've bet on that match.
In the end, Legia wins the league desu
Worm's J U D G E on the polish league
Are you sloths going to post any tips or are you stuck on TT waiting for Euan to post something
pmsl
>>66716919
why don't you post something?
>>66716919
You to keep up this tez shitposting all day at 1.01
Basel / Leicester / Elfsborg treble here.
>>66716794
LET THE POT SEE THE KETTLE
>>66716952
get out paddy.
we like to bet with euan
cause euan is our mate
and when we bet with euan
he gives a tip in 8
This one thread has already made me giggle more times than /bet/ has all week.
Keep it up lads.
Anyone hopping on a leicester Football/rugby double?
>>66716991
The city of Leicester never disappoints
Is Sunderland SW the tip of the day?
>>66717026
Yes.
Putting a weeks worth of wageslaving on Golden State +5.5
https://tipstertube.com/profile/absolutelyrektpmsl
lego
fuck man why do i even go out on the weekend when i could be making money? instead i got absolutely shitfaced, spent 100 in a shitty club and like 150 on hookers.
also, my 2. bundesliga tips are already in-play.... Nürnberg just conceded, but i think they are favorites. @ 2.87 right now
Follow follow follow
Euan is the tipster to follow
and there's nobody better
to pay off your debtors
he's the best fonbet tipster we know!
lesta score wont be 0-1, absolutely guarantee it. too many people betting on it. bookies win again
>>66714795
My first time betting yesterday, and I bet $150. I lost it all. I watched someones Youtube video, and picked their bets and lost. I have thousands to bet. How do I win with thousands of dollars? Is there a strategy?
>>66717124
>A bet won't win because lots of people are betting on it
wew
>>66717168
yeah you dont bet your money on some youtube faggots picks. instead you trust the anonymous posters of this forum and follow their well researched tips.
>>66717182
0-1 is a public bet, how often do public bets win?
>>66717189
As often as any bet with those odds
>>66717182
He's right. A person with betting experience would know that, student punters like yourself obviously don't
>>66717213
wrong
>>66717168
No, just keep doing what your doing. You'll surely end up rich,
Nurnberg DNB @ 2.25
>>66717168
It is very easy to make money betting on youtube video tips. That is why everyone does it.
>>66717168
some people just aren't cut out for gambling m8, just leave it to psychics such as us who can foresee results
>>66717182
bookies price things to encourage people to bet on things that wont happen. they almost always know more than us, and 100% always know more than us in big leagues. I just cant see Leicester winning 1-0 after so many mugs have chucked cash on it. we'll know in 95mins
>>66717234
It was posted a while ago it's something like 51%
>>66717168
what you need to do is copy everyone's picks on here. I have been doing it for a while and have made some decent cash. put $100 on every pick.
Sunderland-Leicester draw
>>66717342
still a bit risky
maybe better to find a consistent yielder and follow only their tips, so you 'guarantee' the yield. mixing and matching = losing in the long run
tip time!
euan euan euan
now now now
euan euan euan
now now now
>>66717319
this, leicester are D U E for a different result, should've hopped on the train for the past few weeks
>>66717342
what's your bankroll m8?
HSC - HBS btts, tipped it yesterday and odd has dropped even further to 1.9. Last chance to get on.
>public bet
what does this even mean
>Doubting the short black man with a cool head in the box
>>66717363
mixing and matching (takign tips from everywhere) is no different from making your own random bets, as you're using your (ineviatbly wrong) judgement to choose which bets to place anyway. just copy mackers or euan every time, dont mix
>>66717071
Why'd you reckon?
>>66716963
>>66717106
>>66717370
Loving these chants to be h
https://tipstertube.com/post/43058
Won't stop laying poocester
>>66717410
oh my, time to lump on Sunderland
>>66717410
ABORT ABORT ABORT
>>66717381
$1000 right now. i usually post $20 on each pick, and I am at 47%.
>>66717463
ok, thought you're putting 10% of your roll on every pick lel
Lol at Nick Goff afraid of insulting
Big Al
"Good luck tho"
Pmsl
>>66717505
>pissing off an allosaurus
t. dinner
Having a beer in hotel bar by myself. Bloke next to me wants to chat. Turns out he's a Leicester fan. What are the chances?
Leicester much better team so far
>>66717606
Same as they were last time you asked, Nick.
WHEN will Albania post his 2 larges?
>>66717382
1-0
Is Big Al actually the owner of tipstertube?
jeez, nurnberg screwing up. fml
>fell for the Nurnberg meme
and it's euan tipster
*clap clap*
euan tipster's his name
he's by far the greatest tipster
in this muggy game
>>66717410
SUNDERLAND LARGE
>>66717665
Yes, and it's a beautiful sight. An allegory for life if you will. Euan and all the other autistic bods slaving away researching, staying up until 5:00AM and sucking off tramps for accounts so they can keep afloat on bubblegum. Meanwhile Big_Al (the same Big_Al who considers PSG A LOCK HERE info) is making 5x this from ad revenue and juicy slices of every single sub given to a paid tipster.
No matter how shrewd you think you are, there's always someone that rung above you.
>>66717671
other safer tip wouldve been freiburg -1 @ 2.024 but when i woke up it was already 2:0. nurnberg are a far better team, no idea why they concede like that. ; ;
Alongside singing ability, The Netherlands’ Douwe Bob has charisma and confidence by the bucket-load.
>>66717730
He doesnt get anything from subs or ad revenue. the only thing he has is affiliate links. He'll probably be lucky to have more than 5 affiliates that arent on vbet and all of them will be limited.
>>66717671
it does feel meemy sayin this after the 1-2 but nurnberg plays pretty good memegames at home so let's hope they meme a 3-2 on this beautiful sontag
>>66717730
Surreal always wondered why tries to engage with everyone, didn't know he actually owned it
>>66717769
Pmsl you seething worm. Slave away for a good TT profile so that Big Al can tax you when you finally go paid
>>66717410
big als a pedo
Big_Al is half of IBT as well, one of life's great mysteries. That's an easy £18k a year tax free as well.
>>66717769
No but you would think once he a big enough market share he would introduce adverts and some other way of generating revenue for himself. He already owns the only tipping site that actually has shrewd people on it (due to it being based in Europe) All he needs to do is sort out the tez functionality of it.
>>66717874
the site and its performance are shit though
Anyone watching the Nurnberg game? Is double chance a good bet?
Affiliate links are a great source of revenue though... You literally get a 20-35% chunk of what DAC people piss away. It's a lot less profitable to tip low liquidity Estonian slags than Leicester SWs where 500 people people get on.
/insider info
>>66714825
TEARS
E
A
R
S
>>66717933
no longer watching it, very disappointed in nurnbergs performance and wont place any further bets on that game. late draw certainly possible, but with 15 minutes to go im not gonna bother with it
Gonna make a tt so I can link Big al the thread
>>66717831
That's blogabet lid. When you go paid on tt, you just ask for money to skrill and go on a private profile
>>66717874
There is the same mix of people on blogabet: some complete mugs and a few shrewdies. Also the paid people on blogabet are much better than paid on tt.
tt need to have inplay verified picks and it will be much better than it is
>>66717966
Yeah but people on tt will already have accounts so wont be clicking his links
>>66714825
Only SW in the fold letting me down for half a grand :^)
J West here?
>>66718034
>>66714825
>>66718147
His boss is in the office today so he's on standby tea-making duty pmsl, saw him just waiting about in the kitchen on his phone
>>66714825
you jinxed it by bragging to your slash bet slash friends
damn, at least freiburg -1 may come in now. nurnburg really shat the bed. what a terrible result for such an ambitious team. even a draw against the worst team in the league would be embarrassing and theres a good chance they might not even get that.
nurnberg air plz
holy shit this game, kek
>Leicester @ 2.8
T-this is a ruse right?
Lines of me killing myself
Yes @1.21
No @5.30
pmsl of course freiburg concede in 90' to ruin my other bet, too.
>>66718326
it's gonna be another 0-1 heroball episode, mugs win again
>>66718347
Already greened up
>>66718347
Cheeky tenner on no
>>66718347
What are you on friendo?
rebacking Sunderland-Leicester draw
Leicester DNB @1.6 doesn't lose lids
>Big al already on Euan's tip
zzzz
Anyone remember that time that people put £3m+ on Vautour @ 1.28, were still backing it in play @ 1.12 - and then it fell?...
Good times.
>>66718498
>horse favourites
lol how dumb/ignorant must one be? Bookies must absolutely love grand national weekend
PMSL at the biggest fix babby of them all thinking he is Rossy Boi tier at spotting manip.
This ends in Tears!
If Basel complete this comeback I believe in Allah
>>66718530
bookies must absolutely love you
>>66718566
i dont gamble mate. I bet on stupidly mispriced things then cash in when the odds change before the event even starts.
>>66718611
golf is a joke for this btw.
Dortmund
Napoli
Chemnitz
Am I gonna make it?
hey lads what's the fix?
>>66718611
How do I into Caan Berry?
>>66718648
Mind tipping a few in future lad?
FFS SHIT365. suspends all games i want to bet on when theres nothing even happpening in the match.
>>66718702
next tournament i'll tip, think its Harbour Town starting 14th April. I'll do a proper researched tip.
Albania wants 3 chickens and a stolen Mercedes badge on Skender 0ah
VARDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>66718932
u bamboozled me, stop it
How many cards are we gonna see here? Thinking about cashing out
VARDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
fuck off Leicester
111111111111111111111111111
>>66719169
>£2.50 stake
PMSL
>>66719211
fucking hell this is your fault
pls win 1-0 Leicester
Fuck off leicester
>Was literally waiting for the Leicester odds page to load
What's the catch with 365 cash out slider? Do I somehow get better odds or something if I cash out lower?
>>66718760
Cheers
they can't win 1-0 again, can they?
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
wait you guys really werent on leicester when they were way beyond 2.6?
>>66719650
Rebacked just before half-time
>>66719301
>odds @22
>>66719593
if a team won 1-0 every game the would have +38 GD, which is currently higher than any team in the prem.
euan
woah
euan
woah
he comes from scotland
to give winning tips with his hand
euan
woah
euan
woah
>>66719650
I went away to doing a poo, then when I finished I tried to check their odds the literal minute they scored.
Did Euan vote no in the indyref?
>>66719783
>indyref
cringe. I bet you think you're a social media pioneer too
The city of Rodwell
>Sunderland
Team of nonces and shite
he is the pride of the /bet/ threads, the king of the tip
he hates the albania cos he is a nip
the slip will settle, the bookies will fall
he is the euan, the greatest of all
>>66719872
I do have 1400 followers
>>66719966
come on son, is that everything you live for?
oooh Euan Park's magic
he wears a magic hat
and when you exclude bubblegum bets
his ROI is fucking crap
We love you Euan, we do
We love you Euan, we do
We love you Euan, we do
Ohhh Euan, we love you
What should I put my Leicester 1-0 winnings on?
Lads got a first goal scorer bonus from Betvictor. Who should I put it on? Any league
>Inb4 Harry Kane
SUNDERLAND DESPERATE TO CONCEDE ANOTHER HERE
JUST STANDING OFF. GOES O1.5 GOALS
>>66720250
BT is having a smed on Trakai
DORTMUND PLEASE YOU FUCKING CUNTS
>>66720275
Harry Kane
On the verge of tears from all this sweat
is there a bigger joke sport than boxing? world titles taken away from frampton and fury because they wouldnt fight whoever the stupid association dictated to them (despite the fact there are THREE major associations, a clusterfuck , who would all have them fight a different person half the time), totally ignoring that most title fights will have a REMATCH clause. Fuck boxing. Don King and greedy associations ruined it
>>66717071
Enjoy working for free next week, lid
he's not rich
he's not poor
he's come from a place not far from drumore
he bets on sportsbooks and he's as ruthless as a shark
he's our mate euan park
oh
la la la la
ah
la la la la
oh
la la la la la
ah
la la la la
>>66720250
liverpoo 1-0, how much did you have on ? £5 here
>>66720286
World
>>66720250
:^)
TEARS AT ANYONE 1-0 CS
>leicester 1:0
PMSL
>>66720286
LE FIX IS IN LE FIX IS IN OTTER TIERS IF YOU MISSED IT
VARDYYYYYYYYYYY
1-0 backers on suicide watch
FUCK ALL THE 1-0 SHITTERS
TOLD YOU ALL
>>66720286
shrewdmaster
HUP HUUUUUUUUUUUUP
UAFC
first ever EPL fix. HUGE lays in Asia
fuck
>>66720465
>being so excited an @8 bet lost
knew we were due for a different type of victory than 1-0
You are a scouser, an ugly scouser, you're only happy on giro day, your mums out stealin, your dads drug dealin, please dont take my hubcaps away, la la la la la
>>66720533
yeab i was a bit OTT there, but poeple were backing 0-1 like it was a 1x2. foolish
>>66720577
pmsl
NEED kayerispor goal now.
rball lookin aight but team is shite, gonna have another disappointing tie here ; ;
>man u stuck in traffic
LARGE on tottenham.
lol or not - similar thing happened last week didnt it? iirc that bet lost
>tfw you listen to a nob and it pays off
>>66710438
>>66720708
>van gaal tatics
lel
the liverpool lineup is an absolute joke
time to bet on stoke win
i actually spoke to mustafi not long ago and he thinks they will beat sevilla today. really does look like they can do it today, too.
>I watch lots of football that you probably dont.
>>66721397
>he doesn't have a piss bucket
PMSL confirmed penny punter
>>66721397
throw the contents out of the window.
This Schalke game is mad.
BT CANNOT BELIEVE THIS TRAKAI PRICE
NEED that schalke goal
is betting on the referendum +ev
>>66721670
sure, no way youre gonna leave the eu
>>66721670
it should be 1.002 : 5+
not because im a passionate "In" supporter, but because the IN government and IN Labour party are gonna propagandize the shit out of the next two months
>those subs
DORTMUND LARGE
Fuck
Would have netted me a cheeky £50
>The big news from White Hart Lane is that kick-off has been delayed by half-an-hour until 16:30 BST because the Manchester United coach is stuck in traffic
Large on Spurs desu
ohg lawdy check that UTD team
they are fucked. I wish i didnt support them. I wish i wasnt born in deansgate. FML
any shrewdies betting on the MMA? hype surrounding Gonzaga
>>66721781
Looks like the same team they've been playing all season
>ladbrookes advert
4/9 Tottenham win and Kane to score
are they fucking high or what? this isnt a good deal one bit and they advertised it as if it is
+900 today lids
>>66721894
having that right back on is gonna fuck us over imo, wont be able to deal with anything down that side effectively. I would bet on the 1st goal coming from a left-side tottenham attack if i could
>>66721781
What's wrong with it? Rojo is the weakest link but it is basically the same team we played vs City.
>>66721781
What, Man U sporting a B-team?
>>66721861
Yeah, I've got a few bets on, I'm a muggy penny punting slug though. Gonzaga can win out of nowhere, but I think it's unlikely. He's had a few bad losses and his last fight went to a decision.
LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL
>>66721935
>>66721937
yeah Rojo, Fosu-Mensah and Rashford dont fill me with confidence. Having two dodgy defenders + blind isnt good. IMO
>>66721982
Mensah hasn't played a full game that i remember but rashford has been alright you mong
>>66721935
Afternoon Hassan :^)
>>66721982
Blind has been our best defender this season and Fosu-Mensah looked good every time he played, what have YOU been watching?
>>66721983
is this market available on the exchange? can't seem to find it, lots of pointless scorecast markets but nothing about a player scoring + match result
>>66722006
Hassan supports Arsenal.
>>66722005
>>66722016
>manure 'fans' on /bet/
cringe. no one cares you smelly noncing pakis with 3 digit rolls
it's official: Euan > Bird
>>66721983
you'd be better off betting on Tottenham to win @ 2.0 and seperately 2.2 Kane to score at any time, surely?
What teams should I buy stocks in?
>>66722053
How did you know senpai
>>66722053
>>66722006
who the fuck is hassan?
OHHHHHHHHHHH
EUAN IS A SCOTSMAN,
HE WEARS A SCOTSMANS HAT
HE LIVES NEXT DOOR TO J.WEST,
IN A DUNDEE COUNCIL FLAT
HE BETS THEM WITH HIS LEFT CLICK
HE BETS THEM WITH HIS RIGHT,
AND WHEN HE BETS THE OFC,
HE WINS ALL FUCKING NIGHT
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
