15:30 Schalke 04 ? - ? Borussia Dortmund
17:30 FC Cologne ? - ? Bayer Leverkusen
>>66714119
Good morning. Paris-Roubaix is what I will be watching.
>>66714132
Morning
>>66714132
Speaking of bicycles: I will replace my bicycles brakes today (and clean the tires for ideal grip)
mooooooooorning
>>66714377
Morning
>>66714119
Goodnight bundes
usa usa usa
Is the revierderby expected to be good even though >schalke are shit this season (apparently)?
>>66714722
it's always good
>>66714743
>>66714834
>>66714843
It will be good
>>66714936
I'll be holding you responsible if it isn't
Ingolstadt Euro league when?
>>66714542
Night
i didn't sleep tonight
>>66715332
Okay
>>66715122
after RBL
http://tv.sport1.de/sport1/
DOPA soon
>Wolfsburg
Time for some gardening
>>66715332
Me neither, we should be bunk buddies
>Hell of the north
Is that what they call Denmark in Germany?
>>66715903
I looked up the word bunk
>>66715919
No, that's our name for the UK
>m-muh poor traditionsclubs
boo fucking hoo
>>66716052
>be shit for years
>waste all the money on shitty players
>cry about it
>b-but muh traditions
fucking pathetic
who /vorbild/ here?
euro leagues not named epl should seriously consider adding playoffs for the title
>>66716221
Denmark is doing it next season. Won't be long until Superligaen overtakes the Bundesliga and Serie A.
who is the grey haired guy at dopa? i agree 100% with him
>>66716300
he looks like a bond villain, but yeah, he's right
>>66716300
Wasn't the best Dopa today.
>dopa
>>>/transfermarkt/
>>66716325
why
>>66716269
>The new structure is inspired by the one of the Belgian Pro League
that's a little different than normal playoffs
Playoffs for the final CL and EL spot?
Holy fuck that girl behind Rolfes sooooo wants his dick.
>muh traditionsverein
>throwing rocks at your own team's bus
>locking nplayers in the locker room
wow so much heart<3
Why is he riding Max Kruse's dick so hard?
>>66716410
It's a beautiful dick
>>66716358
I haven't really read up on what it will actually be like.
>>66716410
he is his berater
>>66716422
Oh well, that explains a lot.
>>66716433
is there anything more edgy than hooligans
>>66716421
I just got that from the english wiki so it may be completely wrong or outdated
someone got a good stream?
I usually watch firstrow, but the quality sucks too often.
>>66716543
Firstrow, same here. As long as it works, I'm fine with it.
this is fucking pathetic
>>66716543
stream for what?
>literally one healthy CB available
>hurr durr why play Alaba at the back and limit him
>>66716577
some shitty talkshow
>tasci
>>66716580
that old guy is literally Ameri/sp/
>Messi isn't every though, Bayern won against Barca with him playing
>w-well... he was injured!!!!!!!!
Bayern should consider Agger as a cheap alternative next season. He's out of contract this summer and has actually been able to play ~2/3 games the past two seasons.
es ist leider imer das gleiche in der bundesliger, dortmund gewint spiel von spiel und sigt am ende die meisterschaft ohne das alle mekern. es ist relertiv langweilig geworden aber daran mus man sich gewohnen, da schwache liger es wird nix verendert.
>>66716613
You should consider suicide.
>playing at home will be a disadvantage for Liverpool
kekko fantastico
>am Hashtag Donnerstag
>derby today
>dopa talks about it for approximately 10 seconds
>>66716677
It's more important to talk about the "bad" form of Buyern for 30min.
>>66716677
revierderby is irrelevant outside the "revier"
>>66716677
Nothing else to expect from FCB.tv
>>66716798
>actually saying this after Thursday
wew lad
>>66716677
in this globalised world there arent really any "derbys" anymore
Based Freiburg already up.
>mfw Freiburg and Nürnberg go up directly and Red Bull has to play and loses
>>66716824
They had fantastic ratings, didn't they? Still barely talked about it.
>Darmstadt
What the fuck?
>>66716858
literally too stupid to use their shit pitch to their advantage
>>66716866
Imagine they did and they had a CL spot.
>>66716866
Their pitch was garbage and a better team could better control the ball on it.
>>66716884
the butthurt would be enormous. people are mad af as it is because hertha has been fairly consistent all season
just wait how mad people will be when Ingolstadt plays CL next season
is people getting mad the best thing about football?
hope Schalke will win today for extra butthurt from everyone
>>66716615
>dat grammar
I hope you're not german
>>66717011
As far as it goes for me, teams who get a CL sport usually earned it.
Also teams who got promoted earned it. Even intestine city.
GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH GRIFOH
>THE CITY OF NÜRNBERG LOSING AGAINST DUISBUNDES
>>66717065
newfag
kleine tipp an meine freunde fahrt niemals in tunnel wenn da ga keine tunnel ist sonden nur gemalt aua aua aua mein auto
>>66717130
meep fucking meep
>>66717087
kek
>>66717130
kek
Bürki, Bender, Leitner, Hummels, Sahin, Ramos, Pulisic, Kagawa, Sokratis, Ginter, Durm
>>66717417
nice b team
>>66717417
lel
Tuchel has absolutely no respect towards >Schalke.
>>66717417
>Schalke lineup
>>66717417
tfw dortmund will still win
Duisburg 2:0 FCN
based freiburg
>>66717538
>hojbjerg
Wew, Schalke also playing its B-Elf.
(now I have to sit back and wait for the Denmark (You))
>>66717672
Goretzka is injured
>>66717672
she doesn't like hojbjerg anymore. also she's watching cycling today anyway
>>66717772
fuck off, autist
Idrissou spielt Champions League
Auf PS3
die ganze Nacht
von 10 bis 8
The humiliation is already historic. When was the last time a manager sent a b team into a Ruhrderby?
>mfw Dortmund wins 3-0 and Breitenreiter will be sacked before dawn.
Sunderland looking good. Leicester maybe a little nervous today.
>>66717945
>thinking Dortmund fans prefer the mickey mouse cup over beating Schalke
sup Shareholder
SCHAAAAAAAAAALKE
>>66717945
I've just seen the lineups. Are you talking about Dortmund?
>>66717772
My favorite jew.
>>66717772
Who's the girl? She got any normal scenes?
>post yfw the b team wins against >Schalke
>>66718169
>mfw dortmund loses against schalke today and thursday against Liverpool
>>66718169
Why does he love capeshit so much
>>66718300
he's a pleb but at least he's a comical pleb.
Holy shit pulisic starting
How much data does sport1fm suckt?
>>66718169
The absolute madman
>>66718334
I find it repulsive
at least they got their lucky charm kagawa
he even scores headers against >schalke
>>66718399
yeah but you also find girls repulsive
>>66718399
i find you repulsive
>>66718169
>he doesn't know the Steigerlied by heart
>muted Reif
based streamer
>>66718169
literally me
I really really hope Schalke win today.
>>66718224
>youtube-comment-section-guy this obsessed
>>66718563
thank you
>Pulisic starting
America must be excited as fuck
Anyway, most irrelevant Revierderby in history
BVB literally playing with a B-team....
>>66718575
we all do
Here we goal
>>66718607
>BVB literally playing with a B-team....
I'm sure Dortmund fans will love this
>>66718607
we are :^)
>>66718169
Tuchel just realised he could field any team and win against >schalke. Even Dortmunds worst possible team is stronger than Ingolstadt, so no worries.
I think this is an overreaction from TT. Dortmund were much better that Liverpool and should have scored some goals and would have done with a little more luck.
>tfw only 4GB Datenvolumen for the rest of this month
Just Schlick me
>>66718679
u wot m8
Dortmund's last shot on goal was in minute 60 or so
lmao
>much better
>>66718701
>this mad hartzer
>Schalke
Britain is like Denmark
cute posts but zero football knowledge
always comes off a bit awkward when they try
I'm always like
>uhm yeah, well should I reply to this? lol are they serious? I don't want to respond to a troll post
>>66718690
>Datenvolumen
>mobile shits
serves you right
Nice """"""shot"""""". Geis? More like Scheiß.
>>66718701
Liverpool relied on Sakho and Lovren too often. Dortmund players had a run on the defence a few times.
>>66718733
kys
>>66718756
Dortmund relied on Aubameyang and Hummels too often. Liverpool players had a run on the defence a few times.
>>66718733
German posts come off as a low functioning autist that thinks /sp/ is a therapy board (it is)
>>66718748
10/10 lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooo
Don't call it Schnitzel, call it Schalke.
>pulisic
>>66718794
I'm a high functioning autist, fuck you
dat Pulisic
>getting styled on by a 17y old burger
>schalke
>>66718886
liar
>>66718917
I've got no problem with that pic
Leitner looks like he has aids desu. wouldn't touch.
>>66718917
I hope the Polish Schwarzarbeiter who did this didn't receive any monetary compensation for this """work""".
i like britain and denmark
i like brazil
>>66718985
Me too. I like you as well.
Müllermilch Strawberry sucks
>>66718936
No
>Job Joël Andre Matip (born 8 August 1991)
>24 years old
nigga looks at least 30
>that dive
>schalke
>>66719003
>>66719010
;_; Thank you
I like denmark, switzerland, brazil, USA, armenia, mexico, and most germans and australians
>>66719066
we hate you though
>>66719046
Fuck off you retarded shitposter.
and austria
>>66719066
what about peru?
>>66719066
knutschi
i hate jeff. thank god he isn't around anymore
Peru and Chile too
fuck off quiz, go ruin another thread you atustic piece of shit.
>>66719113
Everyone likes /A/tahualpa
>>66719087
>>66719097
Being tsundere is a cry for love baka desu senpai
Finland, France, Romania and Latvia are also nice
FUCK
Who else always and forever /Bundesliga/ here?
(Oh , sorry, no one)
NUR! DER! HSV!
Pulisic > Sahne
>it's another rerun of "Herman pretends to be quiz and hates on Britain and Denmark"
so close
>>66719189
Thank you Nige
Should've given it to Durm.
VARDY
>>66719152
i also like romanians
but mostly romanian camgirls 2bh
i hate it when you come here to beg for money
>>66719204
>HSV
Hannover?
>>66719241
boooom
>>66719241
webm plss
>Schalke getting dominated by Dortmunds B team at home
oh my
>>66719261
>he fell for the Romas=Romanians meme
>>66719261
>they come here to beg for money
Do they? I thought England and France are prime destinations.
>>66719362
fuck off jeff
>>66719212
>not hating Britain and Denmark
/r/soccer please leave.
>>66719400
Literally in front of every trainstation in cities with more than 100k inhabitants.
>>66719364
it's literally in the name
you can't spell romania without "roma"
>>66719400
yeah, it's not like there are many of them, but they definitely have a noticeable presence in shitty neighborhoods of big cities
>>66719456
Romanians or gyppos? There is a difference you know.
>>66719457
Lad
>>66719457
Dortmund's Brave Croatian Messi
I hate Denmark, Britain is fine.
>>66719457
Should have been a corner kick desu
>>66719509
Should have annexed them when you had the chance Otto
>>66719478
You can spell Rumäne without "Zigeuner" though.
>>66719498
looks like it's straight from the 90s
>>66719498
What a piss poor defense t.b.h.
>>66719498
thank you
>>66719498
FIFA_2008.webm
http://www.derwesten.de/staedte/duisburg/polizei-verhindert-schlaegerei-zwischen-tuerkischer-und-rumaenischer-gruppe-in-duisburg-bruckhausen-id4559699.html
http://www.welt.de/politik/deutschland/article113882481/Mit-Zuzug-der-Roma-prallen-Welten-aufeinander.html
>tfw Turks are complaining about Romanians (and Bulgarians) moving to their neighborhoods
welcome to Germany
All I know about romania is that they got outskilled by twenty-something year old Rommel in WWI.
Man, Reif is really shitting hard on >Schalke today.
>>66719498
That is some seriously shit tier defending. No wonder they are first.
>>66719621
And then we outskilled you.
>>66719493
Gypsies.
I had a Romanian classmate who I found out was Romanian years after graduation. He was German-Romanian tho, with German family name, speaking fluent, accent free German and everything.
>>66719620
best case they kill each other
>>66719498
Thank you
>>66719633
Reif is always shitting hard on the worse team. Welcome to Reif.
>Leroy Sané
Completly overrated t.b.h.
>>66719620
more like "welcome to the ghetto"
ghetto people only live to entertain and make the middle class feel good about itself
who cares what happens there
>>66719648
honestly no la. not hard to outnumber the enemy when you've got unlimited number of russians and the enemy has a few other countries to fight.
>Dortmund plays
>/bundes/ turns into int
every time
>>66719714
Russia was already BTFO by the point we fought you at Marasesti and Oituz. They weren't sending any help anyway.
>>66719679
>who cares what happens there
Everyone should.
Jamie Vardy reminds me of Franck Ribéry sometimes
>>66719723
Yes Brudi, Dortmund is the new Buyern.
>>66719723
>matchday threads
>>66719723
I've been bandwagonning /echteautism/ ever since /sp/ started 2bh. And Borussia since they won the UCL
>>66719766
How? He also likes sexing with 'younger' ones?
>>66719810
>And Borussia since they won the UCL
kek
>>66719781
You are part of the problem.
>>66719498
>epl defending
your league is a joke m8
>>66719810
>justifying yourself in front of a customer
Don't do it la
>>66719840
It was the first UCL I had ever seen. Made an impression what can I say?
>>66719832
His movements, the running after scoring, the R1 shots, his speed
>>66719810
Better fuck off and kill yourself.
>>66719832
Who doesn't?
>>66719810
Better fuck off and kill yourself.
cunt
>>66719867
QW, D bottom corner.
>>66719867
You think he's a customer?
oh he's at it again
>>66719931
Bill Cosby
>play like shit
>win 1:0 again
>caiçara
maybe add the ball to huntelaar, lad?
>no royce
>no obama
>no miki
and schalke will still fucking botch this up
>>66719949
Most likely. Or just a Schalker, but the only foreign languages Schalker speak are Albanian and Turkish.
Countries who absolutely need to stay out of /bundes/:
Everyone that isn't Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Britain, Denmark
it's the perfect line up
ruined by South American monkeys and fat or poor bandwagoners
>>66719949
You are just as bad as customers desu
>>66720031
>>66720049
what about me?
I swear I'll behave
>>66720049
>Denmark
No
>>66720049
fuck off nazi, refugees welcome
>>66720049
>Austria, Switzerland, Denmark
Fuck off you autist. All of those are bandwagoners and they are cancerous af.
>>66720049
>no straya
you're just a soft cunt who can't handle the bantz.
>>66720049
>britain
>staying in /bundes/
>>66720082
>not even german
Fuck off.
>>66720094
>t. Bayern fan from Brandenburg
>>66720105
FUCK OFF ALREADY
I'd like to stay please
>>66720049
Do you really have nothing better to do than shitpost here every week?