It's cozy at the bottom edition
>both teams terrible
>news
>tanking
>memes
Puck drop at 7 PST
GET IN HERE
>Columbus won
>now literally cannot draft lower than 3rd
TYB CBJ
Got a game thread already
>>66708901
>>66708901
>>66708901
>>66709098
doesn't look very official
McDavid 4point night
>i only watched a dozen games this season
i chose right desu
>>66709220
>yfw the Glorious Ones don't lose their draft position by winning tonight
what you all eating senpai?
pic related, going to eat the whole bag desu.
>>66709695
Those also tbqhwyf
DEREK "SCORES IT" DORSETT
OILELS BTFO BY CAREER 4TH-LINERS
SSSSCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
Fuck off Hall you sack of shit.
>Taylor Fall
Also Horvat & Nurse fight when?
Anyone got a stream?
>>66709998
http://wiziwig.to/hockey
>>66709998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWyB4TSSiCY&feature=youtu.be
>>66709992
Why don't you get in there and enforce it.
>>66710057
>>66710028
Thanks.
>>66710070
>ywn escort a hockey player to the box while he protests your shitty officiating
>canucks trying to find out how they can tumble down to 30th within one game
>Cantpucks
>Scoring
It's like they don't want Pulju.
Reinhart is such a moron. He just shot the puck into the ref's skates and then was confused when he couldn't get the puck. Fucking BC piece of shit
>>66710304
We are already confirmed #28 you inbred oilnigger
BROCK BOESER 1 GOAL, 3 ASSISTS IN FROZEN FOUR CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
JIM BENNING CONFIRMED GENIUS
>this playoffs commercial
Missing for 10 straight years has made me realize how stupid the things people say about the playoffs are
>>66710304
Locked in at #3, literally no incentive to lose
>getting mooted for posting PENULTY pics
Sweet Jesus, I never thought I'd live to see newfag janitors
>>66710595
MY CLIENT, BRRRRRROOOOCKKKKK BOEESSSSSSSSERRRRRRRRRRRR
>>66710622
>Sweet Jesus, I never thought I'd live to see newfag janitors
Nothing worse than when you see a call for more janicucks at the top of the page because you know that they'll be idealistic faggots that think they can change the world to fit them
GET SHREKT FAGGOT OILERS
NO FREE POINTS FOR YOU NOW THAT WE'RE 3RD OVERALL CLINCH
AYYYLMAOOO
>>66710714
KIPPERS
WE MATTHEWS/PULJU/IMPOSSIBLE TO SPELL DEFENSEMAN NOW
>>66709695
just had jap BBQ and went home
>>66710748
>WE MATTHEWS/PULJU/IMPOSSIBLE TO SPELL DEFENSEMAN NOW
MFW WE STEAL 1ST OVERALL FROM THE LAFFS/OILERS
MFW THEY SUCKED ALL SEASON FOR NO REASON
MFW THEY MADE THEIR FANS COMMIT SUICIDE BY SUCKING SO MUCH
MFW EVEN MORE OF THEIR FANS COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE WE STEAL 1ST OVERALL
KKEKEKEKEKEK!
>>66710866
DUBS CONFIRM
ETERNAL LAFF SUFFERING
>mfw the laffs get c
MARKY FUCKIN MARK
THAT SAVE
>OILELS
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch!
FUCK THE OILELS
Eberle should consider suicide. He's not even worth trading
lel I forgot Todd is in charge of the Oilers now
>>66710961
>>66710965
>>66710980
mmmmm
all the oilerfans are dead and not here
>>66711049
>Brock Boeser
>Good ol' Minnesota boy
You guys ready for a hard working, grinding, 20-goal a few years, 2nd liner?
I would say this thread is like shitcago with the amount of trips but its just you two.
Did shootout abortion abort themselves?
>>66711118
>denigrating Brock "The Beast Incarnate" Boeser
>>66711166
>digits
He only shows up when it goes to the shootout
>>66711117
>>66711118
>20-goal
>2nd linger
I hope you mean that's his floor potential.
>he wants mcdavid to get a taste of what it's like to kill
what did he mean by this
>tfw not even the Glorious Nucks can stop the Skating Holocaust
WHITE BOIS ON SUICIDE WATCH
What's his name again?
>>66711400
Leon "The Final Solution for Racial Pollution" Draisaitl
>>66711400
Leon "Secure the future of the white race" Draisaitl
Leon "Popping his 9 in the welfare line" Draisaitl
>>66711521
>>66711400
>>66711539
>>66711325
>>66711309
Fuck off /pol/
Look at that Indian family reunion
How Canadian.
Thanks Rogers
>>66711559
>Leon "When I Gas Kikes, I Start With The Tykes" Draisaitl
>>66711559
>can't handle based vancouver/oiler broship
>>66711690
It's fun because we're both awful
s there any city in Canada where hate the NHL and hate hockey?
and also that in the city of canada love soccer
![1336977-newjerseydevils_logo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EW5BZJx.jpg "1336977-newjerseydevils_logo[1].jpg")
>>66711741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftUR6AFTNMA
>>66711741
>any city in Canada where hate the NHL and hate hockey
You might as well move to Texas and ask if any cities/towns hate guns
>>66711741
>love soccer
LEL
build wall pedro
>>66711584
Not as canadian as the window commercial that features race mixing
ETEM THE FUCK UP
>LAFFS
>Shots on Goal: Oilers 27, Canucks 17
>Canucks lead 2-1
I feel like I've seen this shit before
>>66712089
>oilers fell for the "shoot the puck" meme
>Canucks defence
>>66712305
>Kassian literally stopping in the middle of play to chirp at the bench
Thank you based Montreal
HANDSOME HANSEN
FUCK YES
HANDSOME HANSEN STRIKES AGAIN
THE UNSUNG HERO
THE HONEY BADGER
>LAFFS
>RAGS
lel of course
>1 minute misconduct instead of a 2 minute penalty
>livin on a prayer
We're obviously not praying hard enough, Nuckbros.
>edmonton finally wins a review
>it's the last game of the season
>>66712816
>edmonton gets a PP every time the Nucks score
SHOOTOUT
>shootout
of course
ONE FINAL BURR FOR THE AGES
THANK YOU BASED BURROWS
BURROWS THANK YOU
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING
;_;
BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>66713103
>tfw no qt stray to take in
Good morning, non-playoffians
>grunlad
>sedin
do they not want to win?
DRAISAITL GODDAMNIT
BIG COUNTRY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JAKE
THE SNAKE
CAN ACTUALLY SHOOT
OH SHIT
give burr first star plz
WIN BABY WIN
NUCKS WIN
THIS TRAINWRECK OF A SEASON IS FINALLY OVER
JUST GIVE US THE CUP
gg oilsbros, see you in September
>>66713332
*draft lottery
>>66713332
>tfw the most painful part of the season is still to come
Nothing more fun than watching the GM fuck up by trading for pieces of shit like Reinhart
