Kyle Hendricks, RHP (3.95 ERA, 3.25 xFIP) vs Zack Greinke, RHP (15.75 ERA, 6.49 xFIP)
Cubs Lineup:
1. Dexter Fowler (CF)
2. Jason Heyward (RF)
3. Ben Zobrist (2B)
4. Anthony Rizzo (1B)
5. Kris Bryant (3B)
6. Miguel Montero (C)
7. Jorge Soler (LF)
8. Addison Russell (SS)
9. Kyle Hendricks (P)
Dbacks Lineup:
1. Jean Segura (2B)
2. Chris Owings (CF)
3. Paul Goldschmidt (1B)
4. David Peralta (RF)
5. Welington Castillo (C)
6. Yasmany Tomas (LF)
7. Brandon Drury (3B)
8. Zack Greinke (P)
9. Nick Ahmed (SS)
First pitch at 5:10 AZ time from Chase Field in Phoenix
>>66706544
note, Hendricks' numbers are from 2015, Greinke's 2016 (1 start)
hope le mercenary man gets btfo again
WHY IS THE AUDIO ON THE CSN CUBS BROADCAST SLIGHTLY DELAYED??
REEEEEEEEEE
I like how the Dbacks jerseys match Grienkes autism
Who is the next Cubs player to get injured?
Will Greinke die if he gets bombed out of this game like he did the opener?
>>66706753
I don't notice anything
Nice at bat by Zobrist
>>66706844
Heyward is going to get injured on a play at the plate in this inning
>they fell for the Greinke meme
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Hi guys,
I was browsing /sp/ and I came across this thread. I have decided to shitpost about the Cubs for the length of the game because hate the team and their fans so much. I hope you don't mind.
Signed,
Anonymous
>>66706844
hopeful it's (insert shitty player here)
Come to think of it I can't think of anyone I'd want off this team right now, first time in a while it's been like that
Why does Heyward have that weird shaped helmet?
WHY DID WE PAY FOR THESE PITCHERS?
Choo-choo motherfuckers, run train keeps chugging along
>>66706869
always glad to piss you off
>>66706905
He got hit by a pitch in the jaw while on the Braves a few years ago and decided to keep it. Giancarlo Stanton and Javier Baez also have an extend helmet like that.
worse than the Angels 3B was
God remember when fucking D-backs were supposed to be good?
>>66707013
Losing Pollack really hurt them. They also fell for Greinke's autistic charm
>>66707013
Yeah like a week ago. I hate my life.
Fuck this team. Paying so much money for shitty pitching.
>>66707071
Giving up Swanson was fucking retarded too
>>66707068
they don't have a Soler to replace him either
what are we drinking, lads?
Anybody got a working stream link?
>>66707094
Let's give up the #1 overall pick for fuck all.
>>66707116
Apothic Red... From Costco.
>>66707094
>>66707143
and don't forget about the other guys they gave up too
time for a Hendricks leadoff dinger
>>66707166
True. Swanson was just the only name i could remember
>>66707119
Go back to reddot
>>66707268
There aren't any working links on reddit!
>Greinke
JD is somewhat surprisingly making complete sense
Watch Soler hit this dinger
>Greinke
>Drops 3 in the first
>Cruising through 2nd and 3rd.
Pls stop messing with my emotions Greinke. Pls.
>>66707622
>Giving up a hit to the pitcher
>Give up a double in the 3rd
>Cruising
>>66707310
PLEASE! HALP!
How many fans do the Cubs have that aren't women or kids?
>>66707642
Shut the fuck up. Just Google or stop sucking so much dick.
>>66707637
>Not giving up a run
In my eyes, comparitive to the first inning and Monday I'd say that's cruising.
>>66707698
Literally millions
>>66707698
just me 2bh
>>66707642
People are tired of spoonfeeding, friend
>>66707757
Then where are they? Are they all nu-males and twinks?
You guys wanna make some more Schwaber memes?
>Hendricks leading off another inning
time to go back to the pitcher batting 8th
>>66707795
delet this
>>66707795
Kindly kill yourself my man. This is a Christian image board and making fun of the dead isn't allowed.
>Comcast giving me some kind of free preview of MLB Extra Innings
>It isn't in HD
Why on earth would I order MLB extra innings? I don't live in a Cubs blackout state any more so I could just get MLB.tv in HD
Zzzzzzzobrist fuck yes
>>66707881
>>66707915
may as well get a laff out of it
Why are there so many Cubs fans in Arizona? Do people in Chicago move out to Phoenix?
>>66708069
Yes
>>66708069
Chicagoans love to move to other areas but rep their teams.
>tfw you get to move to San Diego and make fun of Padres fags while the cubes win the worlds eries
How many more games until we designate/try to trade Greinke? Real guesses please.
Russell does it again
Hendricks always looks like he's battling depression.
Wilson Contreras when?
>>66708357
Because he plays for the cubs.
>>66708275
and he lost his bat again
>Russell trying to kill dbags fans with his bat again
>that guy with the Sox hat behind the plate
>>66708357
Hes just laser focused
>Being a fan of any Arizona team outside cardinals
Wew this state makes me depressed.
>>66708725
I'm sorry bagsbro
You could hop on the cubes dick if you'd like. The cardinals are originally from chicago, so youve got that little connection
>>66708771
I rooted for the cusb in the playoffs against the mets... But I'll always be a Dbacks fan. Despite the frequency in which they lose.
>Arizona Diamondbacks
>playoff contenders
Where did this meme come from?
>>66708973
>Shelby Miller
>Zach Greinke
>Patrick Corbin
>AJ Pollock
>Paul Goldschmidt
>Brad Zeigler
On paper we were great preseason.
>Pollock gets injured
>Greinke and Miller both shit the bed
>Goldschmidt forgot how to not strike out
>Greinke shits the bed again.
It's still early, but we're not contenders like we were preseason that's for sure.
>>66709066
Oh i was just fucking with you
Dbacks have a fairly nice team on paper
This is starting to feel like yesterday's game
>>66709584
>Theo trusted Hammel and Hendricks
>>66709584
>the creeping collapse
story of the season by year's end
>bringing out the guy who started thursday
top what
>Put in the pitcher who fucked up literally two days ago
>Think we won't get crushed by putting him in again
K.
>De La Rosa
lol gg diamondbacks
>>66709776
This is clearly some tip top notch lelworthy shit.
>1-2-3 from the pitcher we started two days ago who gave up a fuckton of runs in 4 innings.
Literally what.
inb4 collapse
First save opportunity of the year
CUBS WIN [ W ]
Gg thanks for the win douchebags
Good game Diamondbros
W
Anyone watching the stream get a cap of the first start stats of the Cubs rotation?
>>66710775
if you're still here I can look for it, I have mlb tv. any idea when they showed it?
>>66710931
Sorry, yeah it was around the 8th inning. I have it too but watched on my phone and it didn't let me take a pic.
>>66711476
If I'm wrong, it was probably right before that, the half inning after Hendricks got pulled.
CUBES CUBES CUBES CUBES
BTFO GREINKE
>>66711476
>>66711505
ok gimme a sec i'll find it
>>66711505
I wasn't able to find their infographic but this might suffice
http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/stats/pitching/_/name/chc/chicago-cubs
I'll keep an eye out for it while i'm rewatching the end
>>66711987
ty anon
