Rick Porcello vs. RA Dickey
How many combined runs today? 15? 20?
I have a feeling both of these starters are going to get absolutely btfo
Based Pablo is in the starting lineup. How many dingers will he hit today?
>>66695535
The real question is how many meals will he consume in between innings.
>>66695407
good image
what happened to double knuckleball
>>66695630
i don't know anyone who throws a double knuckleball
is anyone else awake and watching the game
what time do you guys wake up on the weekends
any streams out there?
Get dicked
>travis shit
>that kid in little league who insisted he could throw a knuck
>literally no movement whatsoever
lel
Any based youtube streams out there?
>>66695784
not YT but its HD
https://streamboat.tv/@THEJAYS
porcello is missing his spots by feet not inches
going to be a long day
2-run soloding comin up
>>66695824
STOP
Jesus porcello has been hanging his breaking balls holy shit
told ya
more like porch-ello
is porcello an ace
>>66695821
see i posted this then it happened
the jays are going to put at least 10 up on him today
ok if rick only give up 5 runs and the jays pen comes in we could still win this
>>66695888
Yeah this is going to be a looooong fucking game.
goddamn it grape man you're being payed 20 mil a year to be a #4 can you atleast get through the 1st inning?
>2lo signed until the end of time
o jeez
>>66695852
haven't we been over this?
>>66695903
That contract could potentially be worse than sandofats.
>>66695924
whos the boy on the left and the boy on the second right
I'm here for solo dingers
>>66695938
there are moments when i look at porcello and see potential for him to be a great #3 or maybe even a #2, but then there are times when i see a steaming pile of shit wearing red sox uniform
Hahahahahaha FAT MAN!!!!
>sandofats belt just explodes after a swing
MY FUCKING SIDES
>$95 million
DID SANDOVALS BELT JUST FUCKING SNAP AHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAT PIECE OF SHIT
should go up to the clubhouse and hit the treadmill
>it's a bautista makes a routine out look challenging episode
Bautista has turned into a pretty shit outfielder now. He used to have a based arm and could cover a decent amount of field. I honestly cringe every time the ball is hit to him.
Send Holt down, he's done
>fat shaming itt
shaking my DAMN head @ u... it's 2016...
who /ra dickey/ in fantasy
>>66696075
idk who
>>66696075
why?
>>66696075
Was he one of your last picks? He has the potential to be a gem in fantasy because he's guaranteed to throw 200 innings and win 10-13 games.
>>66696075
bold move
>>66696074
You're right! Fat is becoming the norm.
http://gizmodo.com/more-people-are-obese-than-underweight-1768411106
Welcome to 2016!
>>66696072
hi draper
>>66696072
hi draper
REMINDER THAT WE ARE PAYING 117 MILLION GRAPES FOR THIS GUY
JUST A REMINDER
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>>66696097
this >>66696104
Fuck Americans
The fucking obese piece of shit does it again
he just put a little bit too much weight behind it
Are
you
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kidding
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My goodness Boston I feel bad for you for that signing.
>>66696130
>>66696134
Hey pals
Sandoval is a fucking embarassment why the hell is he starting
The ferrari is out of the garage
>>66695677
Once I started university on the East Coast, I quickly realized that EST is the based time zone
Main issue is when I want to watch certain West Coast games and they start at 10:30PM
>>66696163
>force equals fat times acceleration
Shaw is clearly trying to sabotage Sandy on that play
I think barney is elite
Fuck Barney you're making it real hard not to like you
HIS BELT
FUCKING
BROKE
WHEN HE SWUNG
I
LITERALLY
CANNOT EVEN DESCRIBE MY RAGE
https://twitter.com/Sid_Seixeiro/status/718854347594076160
TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT
>>66696260
Holy christ, my sides. He's become a fucking cartoon character.
another 10+ strikeout game
jays are done
firesale
>>66696075
Playing fantasy baseball for the first time this year. We could only get 4 people together so our teams are fucking stacked lmao. My pitchers are rape
>arrieta
>mad bum
>harvey
>david price
>danny salazar
>cole hamels
I also found trevor story and yasiel puig on the waiver wire.
>>66696205
>>66695677
9am
Premier league in the morning
Blue jays in the afternoon
EST. Timezone master race
>>66695677
i woke up at 10am and thats when the game started
How come Prince Fielder can be good and still fat but Sandoval is literally a cartoon
>>66696376
Fielder is still fat but not as fat
TOP LEL
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CAN'T TRICK THE DICK
ra pls
Who else here /Toronto/
The Annex reporting in
Seriously, what is wrong with mookie betts face? Is he half retarded?
Lets go boys, can't leave these guys stranded
Can I get a crying mj face where pablo belt broke please
>RA Dickhole
Can Brock save the day lads
Here we go
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
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BASED SHAW
GROUND RULE DOUBLES ALL FUCKING DAY
SHAW
>ra penisy
>Dickey
rip my fantasy lmao
If Sandoval is a ferrari, than Shaw is a private jet
BOOSTER JUICE MAN DOES IT AGAIN
117 MILLION GRAPES
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i want to die
SOLO DINGER MAN
Anyone see what was on the sign?
It's a dinger fest, lads
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>>66696794
I wanna get me a $6 Bautista blast and put some Dominican rum in it
Haters gonna h8
BOMBS AWAY
Blue Jays got a couple runs thats nice but
>dickey
Better get about 10 more lads
anyone want porcello cheap
>based Buck Martinez making fun of the meme fans
Though I can't really laugh since I my self am a meme fan.
tooblow
bring back reyes
bring back yunel
bring back mcdonald
bring back batista
>>66696871
It was suppose to be Dickey Vs Wright today, knuckleballer vs knuckleballer
i hope he found a bigger belt between innings
Why is Sandofat starting today?
>>66696967
he's a Ferrari
>>66696967
ferrari
![7491c26bc1f948d1c8090c92c4d68456[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/60mzQYM.jpg "7491c26bc1f948d1c8090c92c4d68456[1].jpg")
>>66696871
Dickey is literally Kenny Powers
>Sandoval "running" to first on that strikeout
Jesus how is this fat fuck a major leaguer?
So Sandoval is 0-2 with an error.
this means he won't ever start again right? When Shaw did that last year Farrel benched him for like a fucking month the stupid cunt
based holt
even when he strikes out, he gets on base
>>66696927
bring back david eckstein
bring back royce clayton
bring back russ adams
bring back chris woodward
brock is faster than sandoval CONFIRMED the question has finally been answered
>>66697062
prove it?
Dickey why...?
rusney showing off ALL FIVE of his five tools this afternoon he can do it all and do it at a high (all star) level
Why hasn't John been starting this all star
I feel bad for Thole, having to catch this meme pitch.
>strike out
>get on base anyways
God damn it baseball
RUSE CRUISE AND HOLT .45 DOIN WHAT THEY DO
>>66697104
Isn't the that guys sole job to catch knuckleballers?
>>/co/
>porcello tees up dinger balls to the jays
>dickey and the gang throw away balls
literally no one wants to win this one
KEK
THE MEMES THIS INNING
CLASSIC KEKLEBALLING
>''''''''''catcher''''''''''''
>he doesn't catch anything
Jesus Dickeys knuckle ball is moving so much the fucking catcher can't even pick it up
where were you when dickey became too elite for the sport
Jays should have signed Doug Mirabelli
Josh Those is here solely to catch the knuckle ball. But he can't even do that very well
>>66697228
dougie's going deep tonight!! lol!!
forget dickey and bring back this stud
Goins doesn't even look at the ball when he swings holy shit
god dammit Thole get your shit together
>>66697282
Probably the worst pitcher I've ever seen play for the Jays
bring back ricky romero
>>66697295
I was hoping he'd be a better hitter than last year but so far he's back to his own strikeout machine ways.
wait he forgot to let them score a run that inning?? huge mental lapse by porcello i can't imagine the coaching staff is going to be happy
>striking out to Rick "117 million grapes" Porcello
Revoke their man-cards
>>66697282
>Overbay
>Glaus
>Benji
>Hill and brand
>BJ
>Towers
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>Mfw
>>66697343
>man-cards
can we not? thanks. it's 2016
>>66697297
yeaaaa, he's was pretty shit and even with all the chances the jays gave him. pretty sad
Okay Dickeys got some innings in, surely they'll take him out now... right? Right?????????
>Sandoval plays 3B
>he'll never reach 3B
He's practically a Shakespearean character.
>>66697399
cant even tbqh
>Sean McAdam @Sean_McAdam 5m5 minutes ago
>I think I've isolated the problem for Porcello. Donaldson/Bautista 4-for-4, two HRs, 1 2B, 4 RBI. Rest of Jays: 1-for-14, seven strikeouts.
>>66697380
such flops. feels bad man
>>66697447
Porcello's biggest problem is Sandoval thinks his name is "Portabello" and keeps trying to eat him
Come on Dickey please
Wasn't this supposed to be the Knuckleb Owl? What happened?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66697506
John moved the starters back a day
There is no fucking way Bautista gets his 30 trillion dollar contract. He's literally shit in the OF. All he has is his bat now.
Bautista decided to imitate Hanley's fielding prowess.
Haha oh wow
>bloo gays
>good
>JASY
>>66697537
FUCKS SAKES DICKEY
>and another one
damn jays you guys LOVE your memes
this is VERY entertaining
bad news bears
Bautista and Thole giving up extra runs all over
>>66697542
Why does he hate history?
good stuff dickey
MY FUCKING SIDES
BAUTISTA
HANRAM ABSOLUTELY FOOLING PEOPLE
AND NOW A WILD PITCH
LMFAO
BLUE GAYS
>knuckleball pitching
you live by the knuckleball, you die by the knuckleball
remember, no take backs :)
>Sandofat=KKK
The sad part is Dickey has honestly pitched pretty well. He's gotten fucked by thole and now Bautista.
Pablo is useless
BLUE JAYS BEING RELEGATED
FIRE SALE FIRE SALE FIRE SALE
>>66697617
delete this
HOLT .45
BASED HOLT
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end my suffering
vroom vroom look at the ferrari go
Giants fan here. Panda doesn't even look like he's trying. When he had slumps in SF he at least looked like he was trying but he seems entirely checked out at these ABs.
>>66697617
FUCK YOU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ixRWvrkUHo
>>66697659
Because he knows hes making his money regardless. He's a lazy fuck.
>>66697659
He's too busy thinking about food tbqh.
And he needs to stop hogging the ipad in the dugout
>>66697380
>adams
>snider
>chacin
>batista
>hillenbrand
>koskie
Also
>glaus playing ss
lol do the guys think it's still spring training?
>>66697698
Is he seriously using an iPad in the dugout? That's hilarious.
>>66697659
good he can stay on the bench for the rest of the year
fat ass lazy piece of shit
>>66697659
Fine with me, more starts for Shaw
Bautista will redeem himself and hit a rbi double into right field. I called it
>>66697725
Too busy on instagram
>>66697745
He's scored all the runs but he cost the jays 2.
>>66697701
CHAAACINNNNNN
>>66697777
Reminder he wants 30m a year MINIMUM
I'm genuinely surprised fatty didn't fuck that up
>>66697815
I would have honestly believed he'd get it if he still played good defense. He's a liability out of there now which will severely devalue him. No DH is making 30 a year. Couple that with his age and hes looking at 20 to 23 a year.
>>66697900
checkt
>Wilner bitching about the Thole hate on Twitter right now
Such a smug asskisser like Jeff Blair they love to turn their noses up on the naysayers
>>66697900
fuck me. that's my second quad in 3 days.
>>66697952
No kidding. When your job is to catch a knuckler you kind of expect them to do it.
>The Jays are a "playoff" team
>>66697952
>wilner
smug incarnate
BASED MANLETS
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would be pretty cool to hold boston under 8 runs
>A FUCKING LEAF
Jays are finished. I can't wait until the tickets are cheap again and all the meme fans go back to hockey
>>66698058
kek
>>66698059
>Canadians are actually this cucked
>>66698073
how much is a main level ticket?
>all of the yuppie bandwagoners going to their first blue jays games getting btfo
feels good
Xander Bogaerts is a Padre name.
>>66698073
prices haven't changed since jays were shit
>>66698073
The tickets have always been moderately priced. I got tickets for may 7th and they seemed pretty normal to me.
L O O P E R
>Porcello out for the 6th
Well that's a little surprising.
>>66698268
losing is good retard
i want to be an ump
MANLET
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2 BASED 4 ME
ATTA MANLET!
good play you midget
god damn pedroia that was a huge play
nice throw fatty
at least your fatass stopped the ball
u fat
WHAT WAS PANDA THINKING?
TAG THE DUDE HEADING YOUR WAY YOU FUCKING TARD
>Thole still batting
>sandoval
>major leaguer making millions
>too fat to stand up
SQUEEZE BUNT DOWN THIRD YOU DUMB FUCKS
>>66698508
>implying he could get up
>thole still in when dickey isn't
>>66698508
chill he was diving and he saved a run
good job panda
hey guys, lifelong jays fan here
what twitter handle is showing this game
I just watched a fat man flop around in the dirt pathetically on national television
I'm never getting on Air France, what the ever loving fuck was that commercial.
>>66698597
oh really what channel is football on?
>>66698606
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v-ahlbWNZPk
>>66698626
kek
>>66698626
HOLY SHIT
>>66698626
ESP!N
pablol
>walking pablo sandoval
sandoval gonna steal second
>>66698748
the exercise will do him well
how is that a strike
>>66698813
The ump made a hand motion and said "sterike"
>>66698810
true
>>66696201
>>66698874
kek
koji koji koji
You will never get a hug from Koji.
UEHARA-SAN
