Southampton: Forster, Martina, Fonte, van Dijk, Bertrand, Clasie, Wanyama, Long, Mane, Tadic, Pelle, (Subs) Soares, Yoshida, Rodrguez, Romeu, Ward-Prowse, Stekelenburg, Austin
Newcastle United: Darlow, Janmaat, Taylor, Mbemba, Anita, Shelvey, Townsend, Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Perez, Mitrovic, (Subs) Woodman, Dummett, Lascelles, Tiote, Obertan , De Jong, Cisse
>>66691219
Don't know why we need a game thread for two shit teams.
>It's another "Magpies safety by a point" episode in the last few matches again.
I think they should just go down so the merc players just get transfered out leaving the ones who actually want to be there
>>66691265
They'd lose benetiz and the little quality they have in their team will be bought up by mid table premier league sides.
>that awful set-piece defending
bloody hell newcastle
>>66691370
Would rather have them sink and sold by ashley
JUST
LONG GOES LONG
BASED SHLONG
>that defence
>making long looking like messi
Absolute disaster
>80 million
>didn't think to buy some good defenders
true geordie noooo ;__;
It's literally over
Can't even watch the match today senpaitachi
>tfw toon
> Getting relegated twice over 8 years with the same CBs
do Toon fans prefer Sunderland to go down with them
how am I supposed to watch them play next season if they're relegated? I can't even get BeIN sport here
Any streams anyone?
>>66691443
Long is capable of making the best defenders in europe look like fools
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceG7EUOjDGg&nohtml5
>>66691532
streams m8
>>66691523
Pretty much
Though objectively they deserve it too anyway
>>66691551
soccer streams on reddit
>>66691532
you start bandwagoning a big team like you should have done in the first place
and the answer is you won't, maybe 10 Newcastle matches will be televised next season.
>>66691523
One one hand, Sunderland deserve to go own just as much as we do
On the other, our recent record against them is awful and it would hurt our chances of getting back up
>>66691576
but I've already chosen a team, I can't switch now I'm in too deep
>>66691532
I'm surprised you managed to stick with Villa all this time. I'd have thought their boring shit on a stick football going nowhere would have put you off, but fair play m8
>>66691576
>you start bandwagoning a big team
Like Lehstah la
>>66691586
I'd be willing to bet someone would buy Defoe though
And he's half the reason we've got such a bad recent record against them
>>66691586
Both teams would have completely different line-ups next season, so what does recent form matter?
w-will he stay lads?
>>66691597
I got turned onto Newcastle thanks to True Geordie, his passion was so infectious
>>66691619
Have you ever been to Newcastle?
>>66691614
Maybe
Shearer is his hero so lets hope he has a word with him
I hope we sink like a stone. Absolutely pathetic excuse of a football club. For the first time in years I'm not watching us play when it's readily available.
Ashley has officially ended my interest. Until he's gone, I'm not arsed.
>>66691619
Oh Newcastle, my mistake. I don't think you'll do too badly in the Championship. Might even enjoy it more since you'll likely win more games.
Villa however look like they could just plummet. They're so fucked.
>>66691648
n-no not yet
>>66691692
It's nice, come visit.
> Yfw Rafa and his 5 coaches stay because muh family man
>>66691692
At least your not a Liverpool bandwagonner who told me he wasn't a bandwagonner despite starting supporting them in 2012 because he their kits and planned to move to Liverpool and marry a local girl when he was older.
>>66691666
Doubt it, unlike the last time we went down we don't really have a good core of the squad. Defensive is shit, midfield is a mess who Shelvey aside are uncommitted and up front? Mitro could be good if he sorted his finishing but otherwise poor again
>>66691714
I need to plan a proper trip to England for next year maybe, your meat pies look so tasty
>>66691614
Yeah mate, if he gets a hatful of goals in the championship maybe we can flog him to the scousers for £35m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2p4N7XrpV8&nohtml5
Holy fuck what happend to Newcastle. They are shit tier now.
>>66691692
If you think the True Geordie's passion was infectious, you'll be speechless if you actually spend time in Newcastle, it is a religion.
I've heard people talk that its nothing impressive that Newcastle can get 50k+ attendance weekly, there aren't any teams in the UK that can regularly get 50k+ when the team is constantly shit, fighting for survival and not won anything in 50-60 years.
I am a toon fan relegation is the best thing for this team, sell off a load of the shit and rebuild.
>townsend
>>66691842
>now
>>66691842
They forgot to buy any defenders and most of their squad don't care enough to put effort in
>>66691842
Janmaat-Taylor-(Mbemba is good, he can stay)-Anita
That is not a PL defence, not by a long way.
>>66691891
Anita isn't a LB to be fair to him, but still isn't PL quality
Janmaat is alright but can't defend, and will be bought
Taylor is shit and there was a reason he was out of the squad for so long
Mbemba, jruy's still out
Fuck sake Tadic shoot your nigger
>>66691939
I've seen Newcastle play quite a few times this year. Mbemba isn't at half his potential level, it's strange. Guess it's hard to be good when everyone around you is shit.
>>66691939
Exactly, that's 3 out of 4 defenders who can't defend. It's no surprise that we can't keep clean sheets.
>>66691990
Mbemba looked great at the start of the season to me. It's so rare to see a defender do well at Newcastle.
>>66691990
That's the impression I've got. He's young and has potential but needed a solid partner at CB to show that potential, not Coloccini or Taylor
>>66691842
> sack Sir Bobby Robson
> hire shit managers
> Shearer retires
> Mike "Slaver" Ashley buys up the club shares that had dropped in price
> Mike Ashley loans 129 Million from himself to himself as a way to secure his investment
> renames the stadium
> Hires and fires a combined 6 managers in one season
> get relegated
> gets promoted
> refuses to buy players for 5 years
> Syphons off the clubs money
> "We have no money left"
>>66692012
It's a team game ultimately, we can't just have 1 half decent CB
Colo should've been replaced a while ago, and STaylor and the likes of williamson shouldn't have been anywhere near it
Lascelles may yet be alright
>Newcastle U18s lost 7-1 to Man Utd U18s
>7-1
![tumblr_ngz5jcsstw1ryw9fko1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ePZQ4Yn.jpg "tumblr_ngz5jcsstw1ryw9fko1_500[1].jpg")
>It's a Newcastle get no shots on target episode
Mancunian moving to newcastle university this September (I'll be 20 by then so im not underage), i'd like you lot to rate my Geordie accent and give me some feedback.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13e7LlhsZys
>>66692107
>not I'm a big guy 4 u
baka 2bh lad
fucking Pelle
DOWN YOU GO LADS
newcastle are just terrible
>room to run in to
>defenders backing off
>play a square ball
why do we do this
Holy shit Janmaat
>>66692088
they also lost
>4-0 to derby u18s
>5-0 to blackburn u18s
>8-0 to everton u18s
also
>janmaat
Why ARE the toon so bad ? Like really ?
>rafa
>"hijo de puta"
janmaat ded
>>66691219
I hope >we don't get relegated ;_;
>janmaat btfo so hard he gets subbed
>sissoko at right back
top kek
might just go play fifa and pretend we're aren't shit
>>66692242
>sissoko at LB last week
>RB this week
Christ, he just can't play well anywhere
>Even Rafa can't save Shitcastle
>>66692261
Is newcastle the birthplace of slags?
Since we are relegated what is our team going to be in the Championship ?
-----------------Darlow--------------------
????-------Good---Lascelles------Mbabu
---------Shelvey---------Saviet------------
Townsend-----Armstrong-------Aarons
-----------------Mitrovic------------------
>ayy oze
what happened to you? :(
I doubt newcastle could even win a game in the ayy league
>>66692286
It's like slag mecca up here mate
>>66692262
Yet he walks into the France team.
He has been so fucking poor the last couple of years its unreal.
>>66692325
Townsend, Shelvey and Aarons will all want out.
>>66692183
>keeping Coloccini
>keeping Stevie Taylor
>keeping Anita
>keeping Celine De Jong
>keeping Papiss-poor Cisse
>signing French flops
>having Wally With the Brolly
It's a clever parody of a professional football club, move along.
rest in pieces newcastle
>>66692325
Is Good still a Newcastle player? Bloody hell, where has he been? He can't be worse than Taylor.
Also I'm pretty sure Aarons is out of contract in summer, unless he signed a new deal and I didn't realise.
>>66692325
That team looks so much better than the current one
>>66692374
No one will buy Townsend for what cashley will ask for and Shelvey might stay for the captaincy. Aarons will probably fuck off though, yeah.
>>66692425
Good had injury problems, we might end up playing Satka
>>66692374
No relegation clauses
Why is Pelle so handsome lads?
>Newcastle fans travelled 330 miles to see their team lose and virtually confirm relegation
>>66692517
It's because they aren't made out of plastic like you anon.
>>66692442
Aarons has done fuck all anyway. Had 2 good games and probably gone to his head
>M-muh sleeping giant
>We pack out a 50,000 stadium in a 1 team city xD
>Loyal fans
>biggest team in the north east la
Fuck off newcastle, you belong in the championship.
>>66692588
/toon/ is a bully free zone
i'm going to have to ask you to leave
>>66692517
>should only go watch a team if they're going to win
Shit attitude desu
>>66692587
Could be an opportunity for Callum Roberts to get into the first team or Barlaser.
Not like we'll buy anyone anyway
>taylor injured again
probably for the best
>all these eredivisie players
jebus crebus
>>66692261
Seeing old kits like this gets me all nostalgic, ah those were the days
>>66692859
Can we please have de Boer when Rafa Benitez leaves
POOCASTLE
so newcastle is officially gone, right?
>newcastle set-piece defending
JUST
>N3WC0STLE
>>66692939
Not mathematically, but it would basically require a miracle at this point.
>>66692919
umm why do you ask me, I'm not his agent m8
/absolutelyfucked/
This is eredivisie tier defence lads
I blame the owner and directors for this
someone should kill them (that's what we do here)
>>66692988
Don't be so harsh on your league m8
>>66692939
Not yet, but their remaining games are Swansea H, City H, Liverpool A, Palace H and Villa A
>>66692988
i love this image
Say hello to Portsmouth on your way down the league structure Poocastle.
>>66693033
You just know we're gonna lose against Villa onthe last day
>>66692988
That's being kind, it's more like Eerste defending
>>66693056
Reminds me of the time we lost to QPR last season when they were already relegated.
>>66692919
de Boer is overrated as fuck
carried by good players and he plays boreball
>this whole season
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KYYVrBX4v0
This is now the thread theme.
> We might legitimately be managed by Shola Ameobi at this rate
Newcastle? More like...Oldruins, isn't that correct my fellows?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AmrON7mhe4
>>66693126
>Blu rays when
at least it'll be something to look forward too
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>le somebody buy me please goal
>another meaningless townsend consolation blooter
>>66693191
amused smirk/10
>le toon inside and shoot man
>>66693244
>>66693218
>>66693217
>this gets him in the england squad again
>le stand offside man on
At least the match threads will be extra comfy next year
People thought Rafa could save Poocastle from the drop.
O I am laffin.
>shitsokho
>sissoko in charge of crossing
>sissoko in charge of anything
>Sissoko will never be taken off
>>66693422
>>66693432
>>66693433
>but muh pace :^)
>>66693422
>>66693432
>>66693433
How has he not been dropped? Refuse to believe he's better than youth players right now. Fuck the injury problem
who /gf/ here?
I love her desu
>>66693460
>>66693511
He's becoming another Gouffran
>play in multiple positions
>be shit in all of them
>stay in team because of some supposed attribute he has that he never uses
it's just >muh pace instead of >muh workrate
>>66693511
He probably dominates our shit team in training to be fair.
>>66693546
We never even see his pace anymore
Never is able to take men on let alone get around anyone
Strength seems to have evaporated
Can't/won't defend
Can't score
Literally just play Benitez as player/manager instead
>>66693511
To be honest Obertan is about 10 times the winger Sissoko is but people can never give the guy a break, he's been consistently good for the past 2 seasons it's just a shame about his injury this year
>>66693638
It's a shame he couldn't stay fit, it seemed like he got injured just when he was starting to use his pace effectively
>>66693537
>ywn have a pretty geordie lass to talk about the footy with and go to games
>>66693792
I know right?
RIP in piece newcastle
>>66693638
>sissoko plays so shit no other clubs want to buy him
While funny and deserved for his shit attitude and arrogance, sucks we can't even make some money off of him. I'd bet he'll go back to France
So does Rafa leave now? Or phone it in until the end of the season?
>>66693792
>>66693975
Phone it in while he looks for a new job to take after relegation
>>66693975
Guess he'll stay while it's mathematically possible
Might hope the home games will close the gap
spoilers: they won't
Great to see that newcastle has just given up
Aal tha Toon
has a froon
cause NUFC
is gannin doon
