pato hype train
Team to play Swansea: Begovic; Azpilicueta, Miazga, Ivanovic (c), Baba Rahman; Mikel, Fabregas; Pedro, Loftus-Cheek, Oscar; Pato. #CFC
I am a bit angry that Traore is not starting. I am more angry when I realize this is happening because Pato staying is basically confirmed, otherwise they wouldn't have him play.
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>>66690874
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Is this Chelsea's reserve team?
>>66690947
maybe he turns out to be a great player :) don't judge too soon
>>66691001
Basically, there are 4-5 starters.
>>66690947
I'll let Guus know that the Italian weeb on /sp/ is unhappy about his educated decisions as a manager.
>>66690947
What's wrong with Pato as second choice?
>>66691026
Thanks senpai.
>>66691022
Why are they resting their starters?
Oscar as a winger? FUCKING WHY
Kenedy should start t b h family
>>66691037
I don't think he's good enough to play and he WILL play with all the injuries and cards Costa will collect.
>>66691041
Why not, it's a pointless game.
Chelsea subs today: Courtois, Aina, Kenedy, Colkett, Palmer, Traore, Falcao.
woop
>>66690947
pato is under exam for the rest of the season, he'll be playing most games
>>66690947
I rank Hiddink's decision to play Pato. They made the decision to loan him and take 3 months to get him to match fitness, they should at least let him play in the dead rubbers now to see if there's some life left in the old guy who is 26 years old.
You never know he may just return to his best and start banging in the goals and Chelsea could have a steal on their hands
>>66691118
>
You really think they will bench Costa?
who /pato/ here?
>>66691121
>the old guy who is 26 years old.
football is cruel, man
Anyone /Swansea/ here?
>>66691121
that was bullshit
he was training in Brazil even if he wasn't it wouldn't take 3 months
>>66691041
Only Willian is being rested desu. The rest of the guys are injured.
Pretty cool to see Aina, Colkett and Palmer on the bench by the way
>>66691140
I think chelsea is trying to find out if he deserves staying at the club, wherever in the field. After this disaster season I'm not sure any player has a guaranteed starter position
Filipe Luis told in an interview, that Mourinho lost the dressing room because he was too demanding of his players in training (but that he himself had no problems with it).
Why did Chelsea hire another guy that is also known as being very demanding? If that is the case, they shouldn't be trying for coaches like Pep, Conte. They should look for coaches like Ancelotti.
why is Pato so likeable, no homo?
>>66691186
Pato is a lazy piece of shit diva and as soon as the season was over he started getting fat.
>>66690874
>Chelsea playing young and fresh players in a game that doesn't matter
I know it makes perfect sense, but it's still a bit shocking to see this happen after the Mourinho years.
Oscar actually played well enough last week when he came on, and Kenedy might still have a niggle left
Don't mind too much t.b.h, unless oscar has a shitter
>>66691234
Luis wasn't even here this season I really wouldn't trust that opinion too much
>>66691186
Yeah but he last played in november last year before moving to Chelsea, they probably assessed his fitness and felt he needed a lot of work
>>66691234
He lost the dressing room because he was mentally unstable, which Conte isn't.
got a boner and it hurts lads
>>66691281
Players talk with each other and things probably fell before this season.
>>66691296
Wanting Hazard to track back is not mentally unstable.
>>66691183
alri la'
>>66691345
Apart from you, go away.
>>66691344
I have my doubts about that desu.
>>66691189
nobody even asked about willian.. he just dissappeared
then there's matic, who's probably not injured, cahill got a "niggle", terry injured, hazard gone to paris, costa suspended
>stream showing cp-nor
>"it's a fantastic start to the game, I know we've only gone a couple of minutes
>37 secs on the clock
>>66691234
it was probably a mix of bad results, treatment of players, hard training, eva carneiro, rough personality, players being divas, etc at some point probably each player had their own reason to stab him in the back
>>66691359
wtf mayt
>You'll never manage Chelsea mediocrely while Hazard and Fabregas plot your downfall
>>66691234
I do hope in a few years some players will break the omerta and open up the can of worms. This Chelsea season will go down as one of the greatest falls from grace from a league winner and I would be very interested to know all the details on how it happened
>>66691454
I will.
>>66691475
I don't think anyone still rates you after Schalke.
>>66691471
I'm sure there will be journalists who'll milk this season's story for the next few years, but there isn't a lot of detail 2bh. Mourinho just wanted the team to carry on last season's form, unfortunately the players were uninterested.
Miazga actually looks ok, Emenalo mightn't have goofed as bad as I thought
>>66691471
I want to know the real reasons behind the medical staff shitstorm.
>>66691581
>mfw Miazga - Hector becomes the new JT - Carvalho
Remember opening day of the season against Swansea lads? Courtois getting sent off and drawing 2-2, while Montero skinned Ivanovic so badly he looked like Maradona
"Draw against Swansea is not a bad result", I remember thinking. "But Ivanovic may be past it". Ah, to reminiscence
>>66691621
honestly thought Swansea would go on to get top 4 at that point, I won't lie.
>>66691621
I thought it was a class result tbf, looking back at it its not as good as I thought it was given how bad Chelsea were.
>>66691613
Hector mate, you will never play for Chelsea.
>>66691679
Imagine being a Chelsea fan your whole life, being released from Millwall at a young age and moving to the non-league before going to Reading and spending seasons on loan before finally establishing your chance in the first team. Probably in all this time he never thought he could make it at a big club, and then suddenly out of the blue the team that you have always supported come in and sign you. Suddenly you are a Chelsea FC player.
You will never be as happy as Michael Hector was in this moment.
>>66691613
Managed by based Yossi.
>>66691581
Miazga is shit
Just hasn't been exposed yet
can we keep this riveting discussing going
Pato should have done better desu
>>66691750
His clearances have been shit so far, I retract my previous post
We'd probably be competing for the CL if Begovic had played all those games that Courshit started in.
>Belgian footballers
never again
>azpi
kek
based Iceman
based Monteiro
ded
I hope Miazga never plays again.
gylfi gonna win us the euros desu
>>66691887
another shit miazga clearance
miazga is shit
fucking hell does this defence give a shit?
>lelsea
>Miazga when not playing against a League 1 tier team
ahh yeah he's shit, what a surprise
lelsea btfo
We really need to buy a new cb this summer. Everyone apart from EBJT and Zouma is fucking shit.
>tfw never beaten Chelsea in the league
Would be cool to do it today tbf. Wouldn't it be their first loss in like 15 games too?
>>66691956
Conte will bring Bonucci
>tfw no europa league football next season
Chelsea are 13th in the fair play table right now, in case you were wondering, so no way in through that either
Anyone have a stream which isn't abysmal?
Montero is so fucking good
>>66691956
>Inb4 80 million on a meme player like Hummels or Ramos
>poopsea poopball club
>Miazga
what the fuuuckkkkk
If I had a good agent I could be playing for the former premier league champions, cause I'm better than this cunt
>>66691978
if you don't mind refreshing your links often as they get taken down, go for ustream links. Good quality
Talk shit get hit
RLC is the only decent player in this Chelsea side
i'm happy for Guidolin
he's always been a top tier person and manager
the dad we'd all want
zouma and miazga combined would make a really good CB
Miazga is calm on the ball and good at positionig, things that zouma is worst at
>>66691894
Indeed, guess you feel pretty good selling De Bruyne and Lukaku la
>miazga
>>66691113
>Falcao
>You now remember when he scored against Palace earlier in the season
>It's a players give zero fucks episode
>begovic
wew lad
Jesus christ this chelsea team
MIAZGOD
>English goalkeeping
>begovic
how is this guy a professional?
>>66692127
Has Chelsea played like this under Hiddink this season? seems to be their worst game since Jose left
>Miazga
more like Pooazga haha
>Defender stamps on Pato's foot
>Commentator says he can't see anything wrong with it
>>66691975
10th
This Miazga is fucking terrible.
>american defending
>>66692188
Their season is over, I think they're just letting Swansea guarantee their safety here
>>66692207
he went down rather easy there
>hands up claiming innocence before whistle
like 90% of the reason the foul was given
>conte is watching this
>Miazga
April's first was a couple days ago.
>persisting with the oscar meme
please get this cretin out
Any Swans fans here? What's up with Montero? Seems excellent whenever I see him but I don't hear much about him
>>66692280
half this chelsea squad needs to be sold asap, it's just painful to watch
imagine being conte at this moment
>>66692280
I really want the guy to succeed, but after 4 seasons with us, he hasn't done anything.
>>66692292
Half this Chelsea team is subs and bench players that should never play together.
>>66692292
Conte is gonna give all a chance next season and ultimately waste a season because of it
>>66692289
He's quite inconsistent and doesn't speak much English. He's quite one dimensional too, he's like a good inverted Jesus Navas.
>>66692323
maybe he only does well again chelsea
Do chelsea actually have any fans from London?
>Oscar 'hold the ball and give it to the opposing team'
>Pedro 'The invisible man'
>Miazga 'America's best'
JUST
>>66692339
nah he was good against Man United and Arsenal too.
Sixth would be only 5 points away with a win here ffs
>>66691724
i actually didn't know we signed this person until 5 seconds ago
Michael Emenalo
>P ato
>pato
>OSCAR
>PATO
jesus fucking christ familia
What the fuck was that Pato, jesus christ.
>>66692371
Ditto.
>>66692323
You been happy with Guidolin and Curtis m8? Seems to have been a very good turn around with em.
>pooto
What went wrong?
>>66692380
With Felipe Luis, Lukaku and De Bruyne still around, Chelsea and Emenalo's work would look so much better.
Pato is shit lel
they fell for the propaganda
Vitinho > Pato
>>66690874
>Pooto showing his true colors
>>66692434
Mourinho left.
fucking brazilians
>>66692354
please tell me this is a transexual and not an actual english woman
I don't know how it's possible for a top team to have so many players that literally do nothing even if you exclude the players that have only regressed this season
>>66692354
is that eddie izzard
GET MIAZGA OUT FOR CHRISTS SAKE
>>66692505
i was gonna say
that guy looks exactly like eddie izzard
>actually signing pato
why
>>66692471
That's Ivanovic man
Who /oscarout/?
This cunt has been stealing a living for the past four years and has done fuck all since his full debut against juventus
but will hiddink have the balls to sub miazga out at half time
>>66692461
>implying there are good Brazilian footballers
>>66692493
I don't know why Mourinho did all he could to sell all the good bench options. Literally replacing Mata/De Bruyne with Salah, bringing in Falcao, and so on.
>>66692510
fuck off rory
>>66692546
And replace him with who? A fucking u18 player whose never made an appearance??
>>66692544
remember the good ol days of mazacar
we didn't win shit but it felt good
>>66692280
And get in whole you cretin?
>>66692566
A EL is much much better than nothing.
>>66692565
Do you know anything about Dutch managers? Have you even seen van Gaal at United?
>>66692565
keep miazga he spaghettis all over as opposed to
debuting an academy player and we lose anyways but at least we can see how he's like it's not like this game means anything
>be Pato
>score 10 goals in the league
>OMG PATO IS BACK WORLD CLASS YUROP PLS SIGN HIM
fucking media baby
>>66692576
literally anyone who can kick a ball
there's players in the youth team better than oscar
>>66692565
worked for Van Gaal
t. Rashford
why in the fuck is begoshit playing, tebow had better of broken his fucking hands for this trashkeeper to be playing
>>66692576
>and get in who?
>that 1st half performance
>>66692624
Pip down you plastic, Begovic has been the best player on the pitch for Chelsea by miles
>>66692624
Tebow's been terrible recently and he's been talking about leaving in the media
>>66692548
>no matter who wins the CL there's 100% chance there will be a hue in the starting XI
>>66692640
you must be content with mediocrity, because that's all this bosnian piece of shit is
>>66692619
And Fosu-Mensah and Borthwick-Jackson.
>>66692648
who can even afford him, mabye Barcelona or PSG, other then that he's not just going to leave for any other club.
>Kenedy on for Miazga
Thank fucking God
ay miazga off that's what i'm talking about is mikel at cb?
Cheeky Kenedy CB?
>>66692714
>>66692723
>oscar DM
yey
>Mikel at CB
>literally scared of headers and tackles
>pato looking disgusted at his teammate
literally what are these commentators talking about
set pieces are fucking deplorable
>>66692738
oh i assumed it was RLC at dm
>come on chelsea, come on chelsea,
WOW, how did they came to this glorious chant?
what happened to hazard and willian
especially willian
-----------Bego
Azpi--Mikel--Iva--Baba
-----------Oscar
RFK--Cesc--RLC----Pedro
------------Pato
is this the smallest chelsea team to play in the PL?
>>66692738
Urgh you're not even memeing he actually is playing there
So what's this team going to look like next season?
----------------------begovic
Willian-azpilicueta-terry-cahill-cuadrado
-----------nainngolan----matc
-------hazard-------------------oscar
-----------------------costa
>>66692816
>>66692738
Didn't he play there in the 5-1 against Leeds under Rafa?
fUCKING CHRIST WHY WOULD YOU HEAD THAT AZPI
>>66692850
>under Rafa
like 10 fucking years ago
lmao pato
In my head Pato scored that and has now scored 2 in 2
Sign him up Michael! Or Guus. Or Roman. Or Antonio. Whoever makes the decision
>>66692800
>hazard
in disgrace for being complete shit and a drama queen, hasn't played in like a month tho you could be forgiven for not noticing
>willian
dont want to risk him in a meaningless game
Begovic you absolute madman
uh oh its falling apart boys
these commentators are not helping my mood
>this ABC commentator having a go at Begovic for getting kicked
Fuck off pls
>>66692842
Brani-Zouma-new cb-Aspie
---------------Fab
--------Matic-------Ninja
Willian---------------------Hazard
-----------------Costa (maybe)
It will look like a 352
Jesus. Fucking. Christ
begovic doing his stam impression
Who the fuck is this commentator?
Calm the fuck down, I hate when commentators bitch non stop
that should have been a goal
>>66692885
drama queen?
>>66692904
>ABC
begovic was being a giant vagina, the commentator was right
Fuck off Pato
PATO THAT'S 3 OUT OF 3 NOW U FUCK
also what's with this fucking commentator and saying "look of disgust"
>Pato
Gylfi really is back.
>>66692902
I'm already on full tilt, I could write a book on the atrocity that is this season.
All these Chelsea tears about the commentators
and now Bego, hilarious
>>66692926
>>66692885
Sometimes I really want to filter you guys.
Traore when
>>66692949
>you guys
Montero is just raping everybody out there
what did Begović do
i want to die right now
how did things come to this
3 signings and we're back going for the title imho.
>>66693015
got slightly kicked and threw a hissy fit, grabbing peloschi's collar
>>66693015
50/50 challenge, had a go at the striker, commentator went nuts, literally nothing
>>66693038
tebow out m8
>>66693015
Grabbed swansea player by his shirt because he felt the swansea player stuck out his leg when they were both going for the ball
>>66693038
hazard out m8
someone tell me who this commentator constantly slagging off chelsea is (not that its undeserved) so i can run to swansea and fucking strangle him
>>66693038
Luis could be the biggest fuck up, there aren't many good fullbacks around.
>>66693063
>>66693077
Both are World Class in their positions.
>>66693096
poole point m8, they're both out this summer
>>66693096
Neither of them put in any effort for Chelsea and have gobbled off to the media about leaving.
Sell em both, use the money for the new stadium
>>66693038
>Ruben Cheek-Loftus
>>66693096
>>66693015
kek they're both overrated average players
>>66693132
2cheeky4u
TRAORE
Finally
here i can recreate the commentary of this game
>look of disgust
>look disgusted
>x is disgusted with ____
>met with disgust
>disgusted
>Chelsea sold this
Fucking hell Oscshit and RLC are the only ones who are doing more than walking.
>>66693096
Hazard has not scored this season
>world class winger
Oh thank you Allah.
>>66693185
He did score, not in the league though.
>>66693063
>Felipe Luis
If mou hadn't imploded the club chelsea could have a lone up of
--------------tebow
Azpilicueta---zouma--terry--Luis
--------------matic---rlc
De bruyne----in form hazard----in form oscar
---------------lukaku
One cb away from a dynasty and with a very deep squad (costa, fab, mata, Willian, cuadrado, etc) but instead mou sells players because they don't play pre-1967 bore ball style and falls pit with all of the talented players left and refuses to rotate the squad at all leading to burnout and shit performances in cup competitions
>66 mins gone
>ball boys remain unharmed
Shit game lads
>>66693219
true wtf happened to matic too
>>66693096
You're right, add matic too. It's actually impressive the level to which mou destroyed hazard and matic's confidence
Does anyone else think that Chelsea should sell Costa?
He came back fat from his holidays, never scores in the cups, was the one player we know he deffo tried to have Mourinho sacked, not reliable because of injuries and cards.
On the other hand, he scores a lot in the league when he cares, I don't think Chelsea could attract better strikers without the CL, and he's a leader on the pitch.
>>66693175
Azpi was playing better than Luis
why don't newcastle just score more goals?
>>66693093
Danilo. Buy him.
You could have Dan and Dave on both sides wouldn't that be funny. Buy him.
>>66693255
No. Please stop asking
>>66693236
I still Mourinho completely misunderstood him, he's not a dm and shouldn't play as one. Fuck the 4231 Mou loved so much
>>66693255
Absolutely not, he's the most consistent striker we've had since hasselbaink
>>66692083
>calm on the ball
>gives it away three times
>heads it to the worst possible place and gives away a goal
>>66693255
Even Willian came back fat. Need some proper discipline in that locker room.
>>66693259
Ivanovic was into his thirties and the squad wasn't rotated at all. There was no reason to isolate one of the best defenders in la Liga
>foul
>ref says stand up pedro
>swansea start the counter
>stop the game for a booking
how to piss off everyone involved
atleast Cuadrado is coming back, Chelsea really need some good attacking wingers.
is loftuscheeky a future baloon winner
palmer for pedro pls
>>66693302
Ivanovic came up huge last season with some crucial goals especially early on, he merited not being subbed.
There was no reason to buy Luis in the first place when he wasn't needed. I don't think Jose even wanted him. Another club signing Jose didn't approve of.
manlets wwtl
>>66693426
they need a goal, pedro is one of the few players that can do that
F A L C A O
Here come the goals lads
>monetro
>can't score against a shitty midtable side
>montero
1-1 confirmed
>>66693389
Lol no one even knows where he should play, let alone him being any good
He's literally just marketing material for chelsea
>chelshit
lmfao
Gylfi is so fucking amazing sometimes.
He would fit well in Chelsea's squad
I feel more sorry for Falcao than I ever did for Torres.
dat gylfi
>>66693459
fuck
falcao on for RLC
literally fucking why
>falcao
Hiddink senpai
>>66693444
Luis was needed because Mourinho didn't like Bertrand and Chelsea had a whole total of 2 fullbacks.
You can easily rotate 3 fbs, the problem is that Brani had to play because the gk hoofing it to him was too important for Mourinho.
Memetero missing again
