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>Cain
>not Heston
why.jpg
Just about to make a new thread with that same image.
Well done, OP.
>>66681253
dubs for dodgers
I give it 4 innings before ross tosses the game
>no posey
fuck this
>SF v LA, umpball 2 low strike boogaloo
lol why do you faggots think we are rivals?
If it's a rivalry then it's pretty unbalanced
>>66681367
>mandatory fire starter
>>66681253
Some nut job type was telling me we were gonna lose our title of Best in our Division now that Scully Retired.
>>66681369
LA Dodgers 5
SF Giants 3
Yeah
>>66681396
He actually retired finally?
>>66681369
LMAO EVEN THE LARGEST VICTORY HAS
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Raiders > Whiners
Lakers > Warriors
Dodgers > Giants
Sharks > Kings
Discuss
>>66681415
after this season he's retiring
>>66681369
brooklyn dodgers were the literal underdogs of the league for decades
once both teams moved to california it has all changed
Dodgers have been more successful coming to the west than the Giants have
it is only the past 16 years where giants have gotten a competent staff whereas the dodgers nearly went bankrupt and still made it to the postseason going as far as the NLCS twice in the past 10 years
>>66681420
This is a shit meme and I don't even know what it's alluding to.
This game getting stopped. It's gonna rain all night.
>>66681433
>twice
You mean 3 times
2008, 2009, 2013
Hell even in the 2010s, one could make the argument the Dodgers have been more successful than the Giants on the account of winning more games and having more division titles
>>66681415
After this season.
>>66681398
Well by that logic you can't claim Jackie Robinson, for example, as part of your team's history. Also I'm sure you have fond memories of all 5 of those series wins.
>>66681446
Kershaw's history earned him "multiple entries" on a list of all time worst postseason pitching performances
>>66681451
>Hell even in the 2010s, one could make the argument the Dodgers have been more successful than the Giants on the account of winning more games and having more division titles
lel no but still my point stands
and with the dodgers being the first and possibly only team to even get a successful television deal it only shows the front office is much better than any other and its only what year 3?
dodgers will most likely win a WS in the next 10 years no doubt.
>>66681488
Huh, now I know.
Still a shit meme.
>>66681334
he's too busy at the command center
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRaSe9ZF_hI
reply to this post if your team never threatened to relocate.
NOT SO FAST, GIANTS FAGS
If it's not a rivalry explain the beef between marichal Koufax and mays, or how Robinson retired when he was traded to the Giants, or how mays refused to be traded to the dodgers.
>>66681534
not once
not twice
if I remember correctly not even three times
FOUR times did the giants threaten to relocate because of the low fanbase attendance
FOUR
If repeating integers this isnt a real rivalry
>>66681540
>Robinson retired when he was traded to the Giants
Perfectly normal behavior
>or how mays refused to be traded to the dodgers
Sore loser
Nothing to see here.
>ads in MLB.tv
for fucks sake why!?!
>doyers are all shit and all talk and all shit-talk
>deflection for days
>nuh uh it's the Giants who are shit and they aren't even rivals on our level
never change, pennantless wonders
of course the Giants aren't on your basic bitch, shit-tier level
>>66681632
Obviously >muh shekels
>>66681576
>all those Dodger fans in prime seats at AT&T park
nice fanbase ya got there Jints.
>it's not a rye-valry
>>66681635
>pennantless wonders
>9 NL pennants in LA
>3 NL pennants in SF
HURRRRR DURR
>>66681658
>Dodgers fans literally paying the giants for expensive seats to watch the dodgers lose in a league with no salary cap
Lmao get cucked more
>>66681635
>pennantless
>5 WS wins
get fucked, you fluke pieces of shit
>>66681658
>Doyer fans dumb enough to buy tickets to a game getting rained out.
>>66681658
They're used to having to buy the best seats to have a good view of the game. They don't know about based AT&T.
>>66681691
>3 NL pennants in SF
heh, ok buddy
TYBP
TYBP
>getting perfecto'd by a no-name
HAHAHAHHAA
>>66681253
If only we played like this last season.
>>66681717
6 pennants you're still the bottom bitch
Fucking puig
Bay of puigs in full effect
giants being no hit by a rookie.
>>66681632
IT'S THE SAME 1 AD EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>66681702
>Jints win 3 in 5 years and still can't get fans to show up due to light rain
>good example of this is that during the final 3 game Dodger-vs-Giants series in 1991, the Giants drew over 150,000 fans. The attendance for these 3 games represented almost 1⁄10 of their total fans (1.7 million) for the entire 81 game home schedule, and prompted at least one reporter on ESPN to wonder if the euphoria in the Bay Area following the games reflected a delusion that the Giants had won the World Series rather than simply knocking the Dodgers out.
The Giants LITERALLY treat the Dodgers losing as their version of the World Series
>>66681754
I guarantee you those seats belong to season ticket holders who were more than happy to take $500 from some foyer fans for $200 seats
>>66681743
The most recent one must have been real exciting for you to wa...
...oh, sorry.
>>66681779
>this is the best he can offer
k
>>66681705
>jints fans afraid of a little water
How does it feel to know that to the Dodger fanbase, the Giants are no different than the Rockies?
why isnt the game on CSNBA?
>>66681794
>the best he can offer is deflection away from the fact that his team hasn't even reached the world series in his lifetime
k
>>66681253
UMPBALL UMPBALL UMPBALL!!!!!!
How do doyers fans know what winning a world series feel like?
>>66681826
>born in 87
may not remember it but it was in my lifetime
>>66681826
In my lifetime the Dodgers have 5 LA championships
How about your team?
>>66681806
orange friday is always on nbc bay area
>cain riverdancing around first base
im glad Utley didnt kill Cain right there. but at the same time i wish that he would so Heston can go on the rotation.
>>66681850
Ok grandpa post your license with a timestamp to prove
>>66681806
NBCBA likes to broadcast a bunch of the Friday night games because they draw good ratings. Same broadcast format on both channels anyway since they're partners, with the exception that Miller does pbp on NBC while Kuip is the head guy on CSN.
>>66681847
The only way dodgers fans on /sp/ could even know what a WS feels like is if they bandwagoned ABG every season since 1988, which is probably what most of them have actually done
>>66681847
The ones that do used to be fans of other teams.
HIT A HOME RUN, CAIN
>cain
the giants are so dumb for investing so much in this guy. he's average at best
>>66681887
>>66681904
Because we have that Dodger L.A blue pride, I had to fight norcaca Giant and Athletics fans all though middle school and highschool but I don't get my t.v segment on violent Norcal fans.
>>66681826
>tfw never had to watch my team lose a world series
>GIANTS
>GETTING PERFECTO'D BY A ROOKIE
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA This is better than sex
PERFECTO INCOMING
JINTS GIVE UP FIRST EVER PERFECT GAME TO A ROOKIE ON THEIR FIRST START
B
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>>66681972
But have you ever seen the dodgers win a ws? YouTube doesn't count
>>66682008
are all Jints fans 15 year old bandwagoners to think nobody was alive in '88?
lol
Hey Giants fags
How does it feel to see the face of your franchise in Boston?
>>66681985
>0 for 27 with 0 (zero) appearances is worse than 3 for 27 with 4 appearances
>>66682008
>win a ws
Protip for Dodger fans reading your post: You have to reach the world series to win it.
>>66682036
pls don't reply to this b8, Jints
love,
a dodger fan
>>66682026
How old were you in 88?
>>66682044
>4 appearances
>forgets the Giants got BTFO by the A's in 1989
>giants have won 3 WS in my lifetime
>the last time the dodgers won the WS I was nine years away from being born
>so far in the past LA wasn't a shithole yet
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP FOLKS
hey buds, just got home
how has cain looked?
>>66682090
Meh.
>>66682080
>giants fans confirmed for teenage bandwagoners
>>66681427
The Raiders moved back to LA already?
This shitposting is rampant.
>a literal rookie with a perfect game in process
wood plz go
>>66682090
alright
he's been able to locate FB and SL without worrying about them getting knocked out because it's foggy and rainy.
Opened the game with a walk, but he's trying to fit in again.
Pence had a homer stolen by the fog, too, so all's fair.
Kitamura!!!
>>66682080
>people under the age of 20 post here
Fuck, I need to leave this place.
TYBP
BASED PEDERSON
KEEP IT GOING
literally who is pitching for the doyers
Quick, name the top 3 moments for the dodgers in the past 27 years:
>>66682121
You jinxed it.
any other giants fans /hate kruk/ here?
>>66682172
Dude, enough is enough. Stop shitposting.
>you will never be good friends with Buster Posey
;_;
>needed 4 innings to get a baserunner
>>66682173
Cool fans bro
>>66682171
their #11 starter because they cant go an offseason without half their pitchers getting in car accidents
>>66682107
The Rams are coming to L.A unless they changed.
>>66682204
>San Franfaggot talking about faggots
>>66682204
cute couple
>>66682204
>san francisco posting about gay fans
oh the ironing
What happened to Kershaw?
>>66682204
*blushes*
>>66682239
Season ending injury
Lakers 16
Bay Area 16
Discuss
glad Cain is doing good so far. but isnt it the 5th inning he gets shat on?
>>66682239
Nothing, he's playing tomorrow.
Unless...
TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW
>>66682204
>
>>66682226
>>66682233
>>66682236
>>66682240
>>66682250
I live off (You)'s where no one can refute my point, thank you for another day's sustenance
NO HITTER STILL IN TACT
>JINTS
>>66682247
I don't have cable.
>>66682244
Bay Area 15 you mean
raiders won in LA
>>66682273
how about you shut the fuck up and keep posting guys kissing each other on the lips
pederson or van slam going yard this inning
>NO HIT BY A ROOKIE
whos /directtv/ here
Leave it to the Giants to not score when Cain is pitching, ffs
deez Curves. damn.
doyers. did this pitcher just show up under the radar? i thought Urias was the one who was coming up next.
>>66682284
Nah I took that in consideration
>>66682286
Why, are you getting off on it?
>>66682290
>>66682280
try not to jinx it too much
>>66682297
he will in july probably
urias is still too shaky and ross is only coming up because roberts wants his own pet project and so far it is working out for him
For now...
what happened to susac
Remember how ass-blasted the doyers were last year over 2 no hitters involving just a little bit of pine tar and an obvious error?
Still makes me chuckle.
$9001 gorillion dollars and no hits. Twice.
>>66682300
No way. I fucking hate gay people so much I'm probably the straightest person you'd ever meet. I just think it's amusing so keep posting pictures of them so I can laugh at them.
The Tampa bay rays would booty blast both of these queer cali teams.
>early season joc
why does he tease us like this
Based Joc works a double from 0-2
>WHOLE NEW JOC
JOC!
>>66682297
They're doing that retarded Strasburg/Harvey thing where they're gonna want him to only throw 15 pitches a game 5 times a year so his career is already over
>>66682346
>I'm straight because I hate gays!!
More like closet homo.
>>66682328
Some shit with his wrist or something.
>>66682346
I'm no psychologist but I'm pretty sure this level of asspain at even considering it is projecting or denial or something. Either way it means you're probably gay.
>>66682369
I really like women.
>>66682397
So why do you hate gays?
Genuinely curious at this point.
>>66682397
Do you really, really like women in a similar way to Aaron Rodgers?
>>66682400
He hates himself for getting a boner everytime he sees something gay
TYBAJ
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so how about that ball game
BASED AJ
I like aj ellis b/c he's bad and he gave crawford props after the 2012 postseason
>>66681253
Das it mang
How does a guy like that get a qt like that?
>>66682400
It's just not right and I don't think it's right for gays to kiss each other in public when I'm around. Shit even in baseball my team mates would playfully smack each other's asses and I told them to never do that shit to me.
>>66682443
By rocking really hard.
>>66681253
What happened to Lincecum
>>66682246
WELP
mfw Giants going to get no-hit by a rookie in his first ever start.
>>66682437
>I like aj ellis b/c he's bad
He's not bad he's just not that good either. He'll be a great coach someday though
>>66682463
15 DL
Cause:Autism
watch Cain throw it at his head and end his career .
>>66682450
That's not really a reason at all.
>>66682450
Getting a good smack on the ass after a good bunt or sack fly to advance a runner or a nice defensive play is one of the manliest things that can happen
>>66682490
>cain ending anybody's career
not with those meatballs he's throwing
>>66682490
Cain will have a price on his head
>>66682475
>tfw i remember an article about how greinke and ellis would always talk about becoming a GM/manager duo in the future
>tfw gronk just left and immediately contracted cholera in that third world state and will be dead before he can even retire
No
Nooooooooo
>>66681253
Cain's Fired mang
BASED SEAGER
didn't this also happen all the time last year?
he'll look good for the first few innings and then just melt in the fifth?
seems like a mental thing at this point
fucking hell
This game is fucking over
>swinging at the first pitch
come on turner he's breaking down out there you gotta make him throw more pitches
>kersh vs bum tomorrow
mite be cool
>>66682572
No it isn't. It's in the 5th inning, Anon. The game ends after the 9th inning.
>>66682595
Watch it turn into a slugfest.
>>66682595
literally every time its a kershaw no run support game
doesnt help that he used up 8 games worth of his average support in game 1
>>66682597
the giants would get shut out by 37 year old zito with cain pitching
These announcers pronounce maeda's name funny.
You people are WORTHLESS!
WORTHLESS!!!
>>66682637
perma-Cain'd
>>66682642
KEN TA MA Ae DA
>5 no hit innings
>4 innings left to go
>on a 100 pitch limit
can he do it?
Don't ever throw your bat like that again
>>66682683
I want to believe
>>66682721
Pederson sometimes acts like a baby.
I remember last season against the Giants he bashed his helmet against the dugout wall and screamed at the ump.
>>66682635
this ain't the donnie dumbbell dodgers no more
Doesn't diving and sliding for balls hurt
>>66682683
>ae
No
>>66682748
kike hernandez looks more white than buster posey
>>66682805
having played in high school and a bit in college it does a bit but depends on how you slide what matters
>6 innings
>no hits
>final 9 coming up
>>66682805
not if you catch them
fuck this team. fucking reeeee
CANT RIP ON THE STRIP
>>66681253
Stripling is beasting right now
*Knock on wood*
I'd still keep him on even he doesn't get a no hitter this game. Kershaw's failed my ass too many times.
>rookie pitcher
>was literally going to go back to triple A until the final roster change on the last day
>6 straight hitless innings
>against the giants who is only resting posey
>A FUCKING ROOKIE
>getting no-hit
>by a literal no one
>against the dodgers
>with cain pitching decent
what an exceedingly annoying game
>>66682856
>Knock on wood
the jints sure did yesterday
>>66682881
fucking kek
inb4 buster says wtf is this shit and grabs a bat with a couple of baserunners walked on and takes a walkoff lap
>>66682857
>>A FUCKING ROOKIE
sometimes all that means is no scouting report
>>66682911
>Excuses
>>66682907
>inb4 buster says wtf is this shit and breaks his leg in a collision with a bat boy
godamn. i dont care getting shut out. just get a fucking hit you fucking hit.
>cain back in SF
>all healed up
>arm rotating both ways
>freshly lubed by the rain
>prepared for the caining backlog that's been on hold for the last 4 years by watching your boys get no hit by a rook
computer checks out guys
>Walk
>>66682930
>get a fucking hit you fucking hit.
>>66681253
Isn't there some kind of statistical probability math thing you can do to figure out what stripling is going to pitch based on the number of pitches, innings, and player stats?
he has a pitch limit?
so the dodgers actually expect something from him?
that was pretty close to not be swinging at
>jints literally trying to get no hit
Baez is the bullpen get ready for this
>>66682959
cainer's calculated it here >>66682939
they're fucked m8
>>66682965
ready
that cutie in the stands. is that his family?
FUUUUCK
haha belt tried to sell that hard
DOUBLE PLAY
THE NO HITTER CONTINUES
God DAMMIT FUUUIUUUUCK
>>66682920
I'm not him but it's true. It's what helped Heston no-no the Mets last year, and everyone knows it (although it wasn't his very first start, so the Mets had less of an >excuse).
>>66682929
Your glass Posey act is still as tired as ever but I admit I chuckled at this one.
LMAO
>6 OUTS
Off the fucking rubber it's a fucking sign
Dodgers fielding...
>no hits
HAHAHAHAHA
holy shit dat bounce from the gods off the mound
>>66682991
what do you think anon?
jesus fucking crhist niggering ahmed.
baseball gods favoring stripling tonight. His tommy johns surgery will undo his career asap.
>>66682991
it's his fiancee
Dodgers FO planning the parade and ring/flag ceremonies as we shitpost
>all the predictions of "depth"in pitching rotation analyst were saying would help the dodgers
>for once analyst might have actually got something right
I don't know what will be more sad, the giants actually getting no-hit or the celebration when they break it up
>It's a DG shitposting for the rest of the year about a no hitter episode
talk shit and get no hit by aaa pitcher brehs
>>66683078
>the celebration when they break it up
>celebrating breaking up a no hit from a rookie pitcher
its a win win situation for the dodgers with the no hitter obviously being the greater crown
>>66683080
i wanted the no hitter to happen until i read this post
>>66683091
Oh hey, it's that picture of that guy again.
>this will be the defining moment of the dodgers season.
Ayyy lmao.
>>66683080
even if the Giants break it up, he'll still post forever about the no-hit innings from this game
mfw they take out the rookie cuz of pitch count then the bullpen looses the game.
every morning i remember that mattingly is no longer manager and i smile.
>>66683080
oh god that guy is already insufferable
Are you really not supposed to mention a no hitter
Free pizza if he does it or are the jews done throwing us bones?
>>66681253
Why isn't anyone massaging striplings arm dude.
>>66683156
stop trying to jinx it gints fag
>>66683156
I dont give a fuck what these plebs think, Ill mention it if I want to
As a Giants fan I can at least be happy that this Dodger rookie wants to give me a free pizza this badly.
josh oshit
Oh my god please tell me somebody screen capped based striplands face in the dugout just now
wtf captcha
>>66683156
baseball players are very superstitious
>>66683166
everybody is supposed to stay away from him. don't want to jinx it
>>66683170
SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT
NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER
SKUNK SKUNK SKUNK
>>66683107
>this is what dodgers fans actually believe.
You can't even name the last 4 people throw no hitters without googling it.
what was roberts yelling about?
>>66683224
He thought it was a ball not a strike
>Rain
OH BABY
>>66683156
giants would never allow a no hitter
we're too good to allow that
>risp
>now rain
>he's getting baptized
Kek gotta love MLB tonight
is there a doyers broadcast stream?
