Home opener edition!
pregame ceremony on mariners.com
red carpet player introductions and fireworks will start at 6:39 p.m
moment of silence for Dave Henderson
Nelson Cruz presented with Silver Slugger award
Griffey throws out first pitch at 7
http://m.mariners.mlb.com/video/v577841883?partnerId=as_sea_20160409_60304096&adbid=718611649372954624&adbpl=tw&adbpr=41488578
wew lads
>>66680312
Junior is catching the pitch
Tijuan Walker throwing out
An early Mariners game thread? I'm impressed!
Will Griffey throw a strike or float it up there? Or, dare I say, put one in the dirt?
http://i.imgur.com/LW2Wn6l.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/LW2Wn6l.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/LW2Wn6l.gifv
Also griffey is not throwing from the mound because he's superstitious about jinxing it for TaiWalker
>>66680361
[tips giraffe]
>Aaron Goldsmith @aaronmgoldsmith 39s39 seconds ago
>Buhner is in the booth and everything has turned into complete chaos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9bOsdHckhg
LETS GO TAIWALKER
>>66680451
TRUX TRUX N MORE TRUX
>that manlet
>all these asst managers not wearing an undershirt beneath their polo
man nips everywhere
i did not sign up for this -_-
IM DOING IT SENPAI
>>66680465
i know you've got more of these bro. post the trippy ones
>>66680544
>>66680540
i'm happy UUUU pizzbro. enjoy the game
>>66680540
godspeed pb
DAD
how about this guy?
>>66680597
I like this one
>>66680597
SEE YA L8R GAYLORD HAS DONE IT 300 WINS
>>66680597
>and please have a warm welcome for the guy that runs the hot dog stand two blocks away
well they coulda showed it live instead of waiting to make an ebin wubstep montage
>>66680657
Deservedly so. Those dogs on Occidental, north of Safeco are awesome. I get one before the game and bring it in.
ripip Hendu
>>66680677
>es carne de burro
hendu ;_; rip
any oakbros in here?
WEEEEEEEW SING IT NAVY BABEFU
top qt
DAVE
A
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STOP MAKING ME CRY MARINERS
>missing everything
reee I guess it's not smart to come 10 minutes to first pitch
>>66680797
you aren't missing much, it's pretty dry so far
>>66680797
the only thing you're really missing is the video montage for Cruz
just get there for the game
Any A's bros going to the game on Monday?
>>66680797
you in seat yet? griffey throws first pitch in a few minutes
>>66680804
>>66680822
glad to hear that
>retard run
jiggle
>jiggle
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jiggle
>jiggle
jiggle
>jiggle
>>66680867
jiggle physics
>>66680841
Going through the scanner
GOAT
HERE IT COMES
>>66680879
>spoiler:: he forgot to take out his stainless steel buttplug
they'll understand though
>>66680879
RUN!!!!
LET'S GO OAKLAND
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tfw u forgot dave henderson died
rip
TY BASED GRIFFEY
sweet
Now that's a montage! Favorite Griffey moment guys?
Mine is the catch he made in Detroit where part of his torso was over the fence robbing a home run in right-center.
>>66680974
My favorite moment is seeing him rob a homerun at the kingdome in my first Mariners game
I was only around 4 or 5, but it's the one memory that stands out
>>66681001
>based Kdome
-_-
>griffey felixing
das it mane
>>66681024
It was such a dump, but so comfy at the same time
i'm just glad I got to experience it before it was destroyed
>>66681024
The Kingdome is the first time I experienced a piss trough.
We'll never forget your falling ceiling tiles and earthquake absorption Kingdome.
I do miss the insane volume and King-Dogs.
RIP no hitter
fast little man
>>66681090
same my first game was to see cal ripken jr. right before he broke the games played streak.
who the fuck is billy burns?
walker pls
these meme shifts are going to kill us fucking GOD
Hot DP action
Nice Walker. Now just don't let two guys on base next inning
I love a good DP
RISP
RISP
RISP
RISP
Did he touch second base?
Peace to Oakland, I've never been a fan of the A's
SPLATATATATATATA
ha ha ha
>E4
>>66681265
>>66681265
I've never been a fan of any other AL west team either.
>lowrie
BASED JAP OF LONG AT BATS
And here we go
Damn those were two really good at bats.
>Cano
LETS GOOOOOO
>>66681313
16 pitches already with no outs! The A's will be using their pen in no time.
UNLEASH THE CANO
KMARTE
That splatoon ad
Embarrassing. Cmon seags.
motherfucker
>>66681174
You've found the fan that wears gear that has nothing to do with either team! Get yourself a pretzel.
wut
aaand it's nothing
>we need men on base so our 3 4 5 can drive them in!
Welp.
kek
Gonna be a RISPy night on both ends.
Get comfy.
>>66681099
That place was such a piece of shit. I too have a certain fondness for it, but man was it scary sitting in the upper levels when it got loud.
Also, The Kingdome was one of the few pro stadiums with a kill count.
crap late swing kyruuuu
>RISP
>>66681169
Fastest baserunner in the league.
>>66681174
>cusb hat
Fuck that guy.
I hate this city sometimes. That's probably the only MLB baseball hat he owns and so he figured he'd wear it.
I'll bet he also owns at least a couple Seahawks gear.
SEAG PLS
>Kyle Seager
>Gold Glove """""""""""winner""""""""""
>2 errors in 4 games
C'mon Seager...
seags wtf
How are my favorite rainy cunts doing? Are you dreaming yet?
>>66681693
Currently leading the AL in homers.
Waiting, as always, for it all to collapse
wut
This game is now: comedy gold
what the fuck guys
Jesus fucking Christ.
What the hell was that Cano? Two infield errors? I sense some impending doom.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
how
The shift is retarded.
I want this meme to end.
>>66681784
Cano what r u doin
>>66681796
Not sure why it linked
>RISP
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
Taijuan is going to have a breakout year.
I'm calling it now. He's going to win at least 15 games and throw another 150+ K season.
>>66681823
this
holy shit that was nasty
So this is going to be a spaghetti fest, huh?
>>66681836
Not with this defense famalam
>grillin up some hut dugs
watchu eatin tonight senpai
>>66681876
Defense will be fine. They're just a bit rusty.
I'm more concerned about the runs drying up once they're no longer hitting dingers out of Safeco.
>>66681914
taco soup and sweet tea with a glass of huckleberry wine
>>66681914
Beer.
And lots of it.
>>66681914
Fish n chips desu
>>66681986
GARLIC FRIES PB
Oh look, it's this shit again
>>66681986
are you literally me?
I always get Ivar's fish and chips at safeco
>>66681986
>babby's first ballgame
>>66681914
My girl just ordered us some sushi.
Fat Tire and sushi.
>>66681986
what >>66681999 said
get some garlic fries and a kidd valley burger pleb
FUCK YOU BILLY
>>66681999
Maybe later
>>66682017
It was delicious
>>66682021
Feels good famalam
>>66682017
It's all about the Kidd Valley burger, m8. Either that or the wings that are down by the Pen. For some reason there's never a line for wings.
When will they learn? Stop giving Billy first piutch meatballs. He will Burns you.
DP
P
>that giant head
>g-g-griffey didn't roid because muh n64!
>>66682047
>>66682027
kid valley mind
>>66682047
Kidd Valley is overrated.
but those wings are orgasmic.
>>66681986
BASED IVAR'S
Nice DP boys.
>>66682064
>endlessly posting in a gamethread at the game
biggest manchild in trip history?
I hope some r/Mariners fag puts you on blast.
>>66682094
he is having a good time m8. its not everyday he leaves his mom's basement to trek to the corner of dave and edgar.
>>66682094
It's almost like they have breaks in between play
>>66682094
>not shitposting when you are at a game
>>66682116
It's almost like you have no friends outside of a Vietnamese basket weaving forum.
>>66682073
Kidd Valley is the next best thing to Dick's in this town.
Seattle doesn't have great burgers, to be earnest family.
And before any of you start, get the fuck out of here with that Red Mill bullshit.
>not calming your tits
this is awfully chippy for an M's thread
>>66682149
we are all anxious for runs after the Rangers series
>>66682149
oakland fans are never any fun
>>66682148
>We stopped at Taco Bell for some Mexican eatin'
>But Taco Bell was closed the girls was on my tip
>They said, "Go back the other way we'll stop and eat at Dick's"
>Dick's is the place were the cool hang out
>The swass like to play and the rich flaunt clout
>Posse to the burger stand so big we walk in twos
>We're getting dirty looks from those other sucker crews
>>66682138
What does that have to do with posting while atta game?
>>66682187
nothing, it's expected of you
ignore that hardon
>>66682183
There are Oakland fans in this thread?
I'll be there tomorrow, m8's.
Working one of the gates as a second job. It's a pretty sweet gig, honestly.
Guys it's 2016 in case you didn't know.
tfw ur home field is a meme that no one can hit in
>>66682229
cool
post some stuff from the job, just nothing that might get you in trouble
You know how these people are
>>66682222
Just me and some casual tripfaggot.
>>66682237
wonder how long they'll last until they give up shifting
>>66682248
I'm obviously not going to say where in the stadium I work.
But here's a tip. If you're running late to the game, go in RF gate. It's almost never crowded. Most people cross Edgar coming from SoDo and wait in a 20-min line at Home Plate gate without ever realizing that if they walk up the hill to RF, there's virtually no wait time at any point leading up to the game.
>>66682272
that latino qt in the front row
>>66682283
This has been a /sp/ Exclusive
>dat qt ballgirl
>dat qt babby
>>66682310
what'd he look like
>>66682324
im talking about the girl with the eyebrows and the 1.5 lbs of makeup
>this infield defense
>>66682343
Right, you already mentioned she was a Latina
Neat.
infield defense is terrible so far
time for
>semen
>black dude
>named Simian
fuck bob melvin
never trust a guy with 2 first names
>>66682416
Semien.
ayy
;_; o7
Would you Angie Mentik?
>>66682466
god no
what is wrong with you
>>66682466
College Angie, when she was still a fastpitch played
>>66682466
Without hesitation
Nice 6's
>>66682466
Checked
would you jen mueller
>The Astros/Brewers game ends on an automatic double play after Colby Rasmus is called out for sliding into the SS.
lmao
>>66682544
Without hesitation
Nice 4's
>>66682544
would that we all jen mueller
>>66682544
Oh yea. In a flash.
Sheeeit
Get it together Taijuan
Reddick
My Reddick is diamonds right now
>>66682186
I need to take a posse on Broadway.
>>66682466
>>66682544
For sure.
fucking hell. I loath you Reddick
DUDE MARINE LAYER LMAO
BUT SERIOUSLY WHERES THE OFFENSE YO
>>66682614
>he doesn't have his own Broadway posse
DAE HO
DAE HO LEE DELIVERING AROUND THE PACIFIC RIM
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAE HOOOOOOOOOOOO
Good effort by Burns, desu
HOOOOOOOO LEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUK
FUCK YEAH CHOW YUNG FAT!
:D
dae ho lee ghost
IT'S TIME
SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS
>suddenly offense from the bottom of the lineup
what is this feel?
Saw through that arm Aoki!
>>66682679
he has good hands
we have ourselves a ball game folks
Good hitting, kid!
KMART
M
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Hello Seattle. How have you been lately?
I'm just a little girl lost in the moment
I'm so scared but I don't show it
I can't figure it out
It's bringing me down I know
I've got to let it go
And just enjoy the show
>>66682738
it's been really sunny the last week, so pretty good
>>66682738
Fuck off.
>>66682738
brety gud. Yourself?
>>66682738
hey bruh
>Lowrie
Hahahahaha
so much spaghetti being spilled in the infield tonight
AYYYYYYYYYYY
Kill yourself, Lowrie.
GET EM NELLIE
blow it open
>>66682759
It's raining again here. We had a shitty series against the literally whos. My fantasy team is shit. So pretty normal.
It's gonna be a long summer.
do we have a nickname for lee yet
SEMIEN WAS COMPETENT!!!!!!
>RISP
>>66682846
>>>/reddit/
>>66682846
ho lee fuck
ho lee grail
Hey A's-bros does anyone want to see the our biggest rivals, the Giants, get no hit?
>>66682854
he became the manager of the worst AAA team in MiLB. at least he's close to home
>>66682873
>NL team
>biggest rival
Spotte the casual, trip on Kotsay.
>>66682831
Gimme yo rain. I hate this sunshine.
>>66682846
Ho Lee sheeett
Rodriguez plz
the MEMEiners
Anyone else see the c.u.c.k. with the "Bring back the NBA" sign?
ywn that ballgirl
That ballgirl's fat desu
Maybe underaged, pb should get a picture of her and spam it on /mlb/
:^)
>>66683056
>You will never be a cute M's ball girl
Rodriguez :^)
>>66683051
>c.u.c.k.
What did he mean by this?
ok peeps, what have I missed?
>>66683060
Shitposting done right
>>66683060
>tfw can't see her
Screen cap for me senpai :^
>>66683120
I was hoping not.
>>66683109
>>66683120
It could be worse. :^)
WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!
>>66680943
I almost got tears man.
>>66680943
>>66683294
Rickey's next.
