Get in here brehs, we got an early start today
Parramatta Eels vs. Canberra Raiders AEST 3:00pm
New Zealand Warriors vs. Manly Sea Eagles 5:30pm
Penrith Panthers vs. North Queensland Cowboys 7:30pm
Predictions?
Pooders by 4
Pooriors by 8
Poonthers by 2
Roosters BTFO /nrl/
>>66679860
eels
manly
cowboys
Let's see your origin teams
>>66680821
NSW
1. Dugan/Tedesco
2. Roberts
3. Jennings
4. Morris
5. Mansour
6. Austin
7. Reynolds
8. Gallen
9. Farah
10. Woods
11. Cordner
12. Jackson
13. Bird
14. Tamou
15. Merrin
16. Klemmer
17. Cartwright
QLD
1. Inglis
2. Boyd
3. Chambers
4. Gagai
5. Oates
6. Thurston
7. Cronk
8. Scott
9. Smith
10. Myles
11. Guerra
12. Gillett
13. Parker
14. Morgan
15. Thaiday
16. Mcguire
17. Papalli
>>66680993
>cartwright
i really hope there aren't people retarded enough to think he would be a good origin player at this stage of his career. if they pick him, i hope you look forward to nsw being put under constant pressure by his meme offloads to no one resulting in turnovers
>>66681206
him on the bench is a better selection than jackson and bird on the field 2bh
>>66680993
>Cordner
>Guerra
I want this meme to end. Both average as fuck
Why did your shitty league steal team names from the NFL?
>>66681555
the NRL was established in 1908. Well before the NFL, you actually stole our team names.
>>66681555
Why did your shitty league steal team names from nature?
>>66681577
>Denver Broncos-1960
>Brisbane Broncos-1988
>Oakland Raiders-1960
>Canberra Raiders-1981
>Tennessee Titans-1960
>Gold Coast Titans-2007
>Dallas Cowboys-1960
>North Queensland Cowboys-1995
>Carolina Panthers-1995
>Penrith Panthers-1967
(I'll give you that one)
>>66681898
Chicago Bears are a rip off of the North Sydney Bears. New York Jets are a ripoff of the Newtown Jets.
>>66681898
you've been baited lad
>super saturday
>it's just a regular saturday
where were you when foxtel and the media ruined australian sport?
>>66682110
>Super rugby
>it's shit
>>66680993
>reynolds
>gallen
>farrah
>woods
>bird
>Jackson
>>66682207
Forgot pic
put a big $30 on the raiders today what a risk taker i am
Can we add Sam Burgess to Dylan Napa's 'career ended' hit list?
>>66682465
players' careers seem to improve after being hit by napa
>>66682590
so you are saying that he destroys them so thoroughly that they have to build themselves back up from nothing and they end up becoming a better version of what they were before?
>>66680993
Good team, Mansour is a fucking shitter in defence though. Wouldn't pick Jackson either (Luke Lewis is unironically in better form this year) and Gallen is basically broken down.
>>66682621
im saying gallen won an origin series and graham won prop of the year after being hit by napa
>>66682643
so you agree with me?
Napa, destroyer of careers.
>>66680993
>putting Austin in without Sezer
>putting either in when neither have even taken the Raiders to even the 8 never mind something like a semi final
anyone else reckon the black zinger is just subliminal brainwashing to cuck white aussie men
Dylan Napa is a talentless hack who's only claims to fame are putting "big hits" on players who are better than him
>look through archive
>Mulitple people (even poosterkid lmao) calling for austin sezer last year
ABSOLUTLY BASED
>you now remember Nathan Blackcock
>>66682747
whenever I see the ad with the girl eating it in the car I just picture the words BLACKED coming on the screen
>>66682747
absolutely
>>66682760
wow, you might as well have gone for a "reddit" post
>>66682747
>>66682773
>>66682777
You guys spend too much time on 4chan
>>66682798
JIDF pls go
>>66682798
cuckenofcuck detected
>>66682798
End your "life" walkcunt
>You now remember Shaun Timmins
>>66682833
>you now remember brett finch
>>66682839
So it's not only making white men allow blacks to have their women but also encouraging them to sleep with inferior blacks
This is worrying
>>66682864
she was white
>>66682842
Every fucking thursday, friday and sunday.
>>66682872
You said she was maori
>>66682885
yes but she had white skin
>>66682885
this man is samoan
>>66682894
one drop kys
>>66682842
>you now remember rachel finch
>>66682901
Samoa is a country, Maoriland isn't
>>66682905
don't lie and pretend you wouldn't fuck her
>mfw the Basedberra Baseders win by 20+ today and comprehensively expose the pooralela peels
>>66682925
>implying any girl would fuck a /pol/tard
>>66682945
I would rather die pure than stick my dick in a shitskin
>>66682932
is that one of those transitioning people
based fucking zagzoom is in this thread RIGHT NOW and he is destroying cuckenofhon lads
>>66683007
Is zagzoom another redditor?
>>66682983
He's the son of God.
>>66683047
>guy who made shitty movies in the 80s and was only famous because he couldn't speak english properly is a god
Moga is playing his first game today since his injury last year.
>>66683047
30 minutes bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uquRzrcwA18&nohtml5=False
>Implying anyone is going to watch these 2 fight it out for the spoon
>>66683085
He's shit
>>66683538
Which 2?
Knights and Roosters aren't playing today you idiot.
HAVE YOU EVER
great pic lol
https://youtu.be/x-pj8OtyO2I
>>66683585
Eels will be deep in spoon zone once the NRL gets their shit together and deducts points
Raiders are clearly a bottom four team and will be exposed in the near future.
EVER FELT LIKE
>>66683622
Raiders are a 9th-12th team imo
THIS STRANGE THINGS
>>66683622
>this whole post
holy lord family
raiders are always middle of the ladder, and they're playing well right now
HAPPEN ARE YOU
GOIN ROUND THE TWIST
>>66683632
i think a 7-11 team 2bh
>>66683829
Raiders won't make the 8.
>>66683844
They could 2bh. There will be teams from 5 -14 with 4 points between them with 2 rounds to go. PD could get them over the line
>>66683871
They'll have a shit PD because their defence is more porous than Spongebob.
>>66683887
their PD is currently 7th. +19 could get them over the line into the 8.
>>66683605
brb
>gaypooa
Glad the Knights got rid of that liability
what was that shit
>>66683937
what am I talking about PD anyway. With their draw, it virtually makes it redundant. They virtually only need 29 points to sneak the 8, so "only" have to win 10 of their 19 remaning matches to make the 8
BASED ROOSTERS
LADS
having a shower lads brb
why does roosterboong always de-trip when they lose?
>Panthers
>Dragons
>Knights
>Titans
Roosters will be top 4 by this time next month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXSn1cPz9eg
that's better
Austin exposed in defence twice already. People want this shitter for origin too.
>poonings
>>66684072
A good king must know what it is like to walk among the peasants
>>66684122
Kek. Hes not even good in the first place.
>>66684127
but only when the roosters lose?
>>66684137
would fit the NSW side well
>>66684127
Wrong, the best kings should remove themselves as far as possible from the commoners as to create reverence and fear and thus obedience.
Why did Sean cross the road?
>>66684175
Because he saw Jack Reed and wanted to take a creepshot
Holy fuck that ball from Norman was pure sex
How can they seriously go from their performance last week to this shit
>>66684182
lol
>>66684209
Because they have terrible defence and have had for years. Last week they beat a Dogs side who went against their regular attacking gameplan and targeted the right side of the Raiders with Josh Reynolds directing the play.
>>66684222
Trips confirm. Good post.
Lie on the floor and I'll show you a facial
Forgot Edrick Lee was 18th man for Queensland last year, so he'll probably take a wing spot
>>66684264
ok gus senpai
Reddit: The Thread
sezer on exposed watch
>>66684277
Oates is much better, Lee comes in off his wing way too much.
>blighton
get rid of this shitter lmao
What do people see in Wighton?
Hes rated by experts as a player of origin quality, yet he might be the worst fullback in the league.
Nice "defence" you got there, kek
>poopooli
>pooghton
Wighton is such a mediocre fullback
Raiders will still win this.
Redditors in this thread on Redditwatch
>>66684368
you got me
Jaleen Feeney>Jack Wighton
>lite on
KEK
EXPOSED
>>66684389
Feeney will score tomorrow
Poorpalii is the most overrated forward in the game
>>66684407
He'll get scored on more. Dunno why he's getting the nod over based Denniss desu
>>66684413
you meant lilyman right?
Absolute EXPOSURE going on right now family
>>66684422
Who rates Lillyman outside of QLD origin selectors who pick him just to make up the numbers?
Fenshit is literally the most overrated player I have ever seen
>that scott run
EX FUCKING POSED
>>66684450
Fensom and Woods are of the same ilk. Both serial floppers and shit runners of the ball.
>>66684338
He really is terrible isn't he? people rate him because he has great strength and speed and on the odd occasion will actually use those qualities to produce a big play (likethat long range try against the sharks in round 1 last year) but he hardly puts his stamp on games and will more often than not be completely invisible in attack and has no playmaking ability. then of course his fundamentals like positioning and defence are poor
>>66684459
Woods is actually pretty decent, still overrated but decent.
Fensom offers nothing.
At least David Stagg, Dallas Johnson and Tony Grimaldi could hit hard
nice forward pass from zzzzezer
my bumhole on poowatch
>>66684473
David Stagg was an elite Supercoach player in his day.
>>66684486
so was Kurt Gidley
Jordan Rapana is underrated as fuck
why peats, why? Bomb to radradra you mong
>>66684508
Should play fullback
>>66684508
yeah I know he is shit, but I always underestimate just how shit he actually is
>>66684508
Should play halfback
>>66684508
Should be playing lock
>>66684508
Should play wingback
who /drunk/ here?
>>66684508
Should play striker
>>66684508
Should play middle linebacker
>>66684508
should be playing centre three quarter
Is there anything more beta than getting driven around in your girlfriend's car because you don't have your license?
who /scatterpillar/ here? too many pingas at voodoo desu
>>66684508
should be playing extra cover
>>66684508
Should be playing point guard.
>>66684562
yeah getting drivin around by your mum.
>>66684508
Should be playing full forward.
>>66684562
went for my Ps in my gfs car lol
>>66684607
i pee'd in my gfs car lol
I want normies to fuck off out of my /nrl/ RIGHT NOW
I would literally murder everyone in this thread for a cheese and bacon roll from bakers delight
>>66684642
Those things are so tiny, you can finish one in like 4 bites.
Currently 3/3 lads
>>66684642
go to coles and get some cheaper.
Canberra won't score here.
Grubber's in behind are a smart way to expose this Parra rush defence.
lads, if you ever want some free (You)'s. Just repost from here into /afl/. I've just scored like 10 you's in a couple of minutes. its that easy
>>66684472
Wighton's an excellent defender he rarely actually misses tackles his positioning could be better but he's not really a natural fullback.
would you rather be a le tackle man or a le big coconut man?
>>66684825
le tackle man because then I'd still be white
>>66684825
tackleman usually have better job security so i'd take it
raradra just doubled his SC points on 2 tackles
>Gaydan Peezer should play origin
casuals actually think this
>>66684838
>memey meme memera
Nice ""poomunity""
>>66684861
fuckin traded naqiama for him in draft, feeling stupid now
Cuckberra Cuckers
still getting heaps of you's in /afl/ lads
>>66684871
>/afl/ not specifying that it is AEST and not EST
kek
WE
WANT
50
>>66684886
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
There goes the most underrated player in the game setting up an elite fucking try
>>66684922
based wighton
Needing to meme their way to a try, top kek
>>66684922
When did Sam Mataora set up a try?
Don't reply to this post.
ok
What happens if I reply to that post?
You die, it's like watching the tape in The Ring.
Roosters will put 40 on Parra
>>66684953
Okay.
>gaypooa
Patrick's on lads
>that nigger who switches between parra and dogs jerseys
NEED a gf like air, lads
>>66684994
>>66684994
>>66684994
/nrl/ getting btfo by based /afl/ in PPG.
Still beating /rug/ though.
>>66685008
3bh, i've been inflating afl today
>>66685004
He lost a bet to Radradra
>people thought the raiders would make the 8 even earlier in this thread
kek
KEK
>poogans EXPOSED
>souths EXPOSED
>pooberra EXPOSED
based weekend so far
>>66685040
They will.
>>66685044
They're fucking terrible m8
The Roosters are going to fucking make the 8 again aren't they
>>66685044
Only if Parramatta get stripped of points. (they won't though)
Raiders will finish 9th.
Isaac De Goise?
>>66685060
they will though
Does anyone think the panthers are underrated this year?
>>66685007
based shiggies
>>66685059
Will definitely sneak into 4th at worst
>>66685067
they're not underrated at all you stupid cunt, most people recognise they could easily be 5-0 right now
Is being underrated underrated right now?
>>66685089
Underrated post.
>>66685089
overrated 2bh
40 min estimated delivery time? fuck you rocketboy
>>66685089
No, being underrated is, and always has been, overrated.
>>66685007
i need a grill to suck my benis
>>66685047
They're still good enough to make the 8.
>>66685103
No they're not. Name one consistently good Raiders player.
>>66685108
based fucking hodgson
Are there any Panthers fans here since based Robert left us?
None of this 'i enjoy watching them' or 'muh second team' shit, but actual fans?
>austin and sezer being named as origin half contenders
Kek.
What a week for me.
>Eels about to be stripped 10 points and be condemned to the wooden spoon
>Raiders exposed by losing 36-6 to the wooden spooners
>Based Roosters silencing the faggots that try to deny their eliteness
Just need Cronulla to win and its perfect
>>66685120
There's not a lot of NRL teams that actually have real fans in /nrl/.
Bulldogs, Roosters, Cowboys, Knights and grubnulla are the only teams that have at least 1 /nrl/ fan.
>>66685120
Yep, have been since I was a little fella. I was there in 2003.
>>66685137
manly has 3 fans m8
>>66685137
There are Manly fans here too
>>66685120
They're my second team and I k enjoy watching them.
>>66685137
Dragons have 3. Shiggies, Bronson and that occasional Thailand poster.
>>66685137
you just pulled this out of your ass
>>66685142
Talking about in /nrl/, not real life.
>>66685152
Thailand poster is CB.
He uses a proxy when he isn't on mobile because his static IP is permabanned.
Is Trent Barrett JUST?
>>66685157
Top kek
Am I the only grubnulla fan that is consistently here?
>>66685167
JUST being the most handsome coach in the league? Yes.
>>66685173
im here but not consistently
OFFICIAL SHITPOSTING PAIRINGS FOR EACH FANBASE POWER RANKINGS
1. Matt and Josh Reynolds (Bulldogs)
POWER GAP
901. Those two Souths fans that always hype up their shitty juniors
POWER GAP
9001. Those two faggot Manly fans (known as Feldt Up and Laffin Goats in SC)
POWER GAP
90000001. Roosterman and Fuccboi
These power rankings are literal, objective and correct.
Apparently Geoff Toovey is going to be an assistant coach at the Cowboys as the replacement for Cartwright.
The plan is for Toovey to take over as head coach when Paul Green becomes the full time Queensland coach.
official cancer killing /nrl/ power rankings
1. sandow fanboys
2. sc fags
3. basedogs and the word based
4. roosterman
5. lu fags
9001. anons
90001. spannerhead
900001. charles bronson
>>66685186
>>66685192
is it 2014 all over again?
OFFICIAL TRIPFAG POWER RANKINGS
1. None coz they're all gay cunts
100. Spannerhead
101. Expat
POWER GAP
9001. TGCK
9002. Reality Check
9003. Roosterman
9004. Burnley Express
9005. WABA
9006. DECL
9007. Zerogoose
HUGE POWER GAP
9000000000000000000000000000001. Convict
>>66685190
>2v coaching someone besides Manly
>>66685190
Toovey is garbage.
>>66685209
>TGCK
Whatever happened to him? I know he went crazy in the end, but I haven't seen him for ages.
OFFICIAL SEGMENTS THE FOOTY SHOW SHOULD KEEP POWER RANKINGS
1. Small Talk (love dem shotas)
power gap
5000. Beau Knows
power gap
9001. Kick for Cash
9002. Pseudo-inspirational emotional wank stories like throat cancer man
9003. Any segment involving Erin Molan
9004. Crack A Fatty
90000000001. Lookalikes
OFFICIAL MOST AUTISTIC ABOUT SC POWER RANKINGS
1. Basedogs
2. Convict
3. Da Bears
4. Illellwarra
5. Burkina
6. Victorious Secret
7. Schoolgirls
9001. Rhino Beetles
9002. Winrars
9003. Emu Plains Emus
OFFICIAL 2013 FULLBACK POWER RANKINGS
1. Barba
2. Inglis
3. Gordon
4. Robinson
5. Slater
6. Stewart
7. Moylan
8. Locke
9. Boyd
10. Zillman
11. Norman
12. Hayne
13. Bowen
9001. Minilello
>>66685230
>tfw number 3
who /cric/ here
OFFICIAL """KEEPERS""" THAT ARE SHITTERS, FINISHED IN SC AND NEED TO BE TRADED OUT POWER RANKINGS
1. Corey Parker
2. Jarrod Croker
3. Simon Mannering
--
10. Johnathan Thurston
--
9000. Moses Mbye
9001. Ethan Lowe
99999. Cameron Smith
OFFICIAL BOTTLEDOG MOSQUE HYMN POWER RANKINGS
1. سبحان الله
2. الموت لبريطانيا
3. النصر للجهاد
4. O جورج غالاوي
9000.ترتفع لحزب العمل
9001. الموت للمسيحيين
>>66685237
>Locke
>Norman
It took me a while to realize who these even were. That seems ages ago.
>>66685238
based fucking milky
>>66685252
lellah
>>66685252
>>66685252
Good post
genuinely stumped on who to tip for this one lads
OFFICIAL /nrl/ PERSONALITY POWER RANKINGS
1. MATT
2. MILKY
3. SHIGGIES
4. JOSHY REYNOLDS
5. PANTHERFAT
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9000000000001. cuck"bro"
