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Wew Westbrook Edition
Heat/7:00 PM/Magic
Nets/7:00 PM/Hornets
Knicks/7:00 PM/76ers
Bucks/7:30 PM/Celtics
Wizards/7:30 PM/Pistons
Pacers/7:30 PM/Raptors
Lakers/8:00 PM/Pelicans
Grizzlies/8:30 PM/Mavericks
Spurs/9:00 PM/Nuggets
Clippers/9:00 PM/Jazz
All times are in EST.
First for kobe is overrated
EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY
3rd for curry the cuck
>>66679304
>the shitty of (You)
Kobe is GOAT.
Pablo Prigioni
Jamal Crawford / CJ Wilcox
Luc Mbah a Moute / Branden Dawson
Paul Pierce / Jeff Green
Cole Aldrich / Jeff Ayres
I'll finish what you started
>>66679304
This tbqf, NBA will be a better place without him.
Jeremy Lin's hair tonight has reached new meme status
First for Cleveland
Why are the Celtics so shit?
>>66679375
jesus christ Giannis with 3/3 for 3-point
Does /nba/ have any nice Ellen Baker pics/fan art?
>>66679437
hes going for that samurai look
>>66679361
>184 over/under
game of the night
The Jazz right now
>tfw I just slid into gowiz ex-gf dm's
ama
\//\
>>66679534
Too bad he's chinese. CHINESEU GO HOMU
MANCHURIA IS NIPPONESE.
NANKINg BEST DAY OF MY LIFEU
for anyone asking about the Bucks, this video sums it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmplNLZyAGQ&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=TeutoniaWorld
>pacers struggling against the raptors without Lowry and derozan
Also cojo going bane
>>66679437
more like Jeremy Grin
amirite?
>2 game DK contest
>Spurs/Nugs Clips/Jazz
>over 13K left over that I can't even spend cuz Clips and Spurs resting everyone
maybe i'll get lucky
>>66679703
i threw this into a quarter game
gonna be a shitshow
>>66679624
Why is Draymond such a sore loser? Every time they lose a game he's got a bullshit excuse, and he always comes off as a dumb bitch.
>>66679591
I thought she was still with him?
>>66679755
>he always comes off as a dumb bitch
>a dumb bitch
you've answered your own question pal
>>66679765
Not anymore, she said she left because he had a babby dik. She's been on my nuts after I sent her a dik pic
>>66679591
>>66679864
for spending every waking minute of your life here, you don't seem to be very well versed in /nba/ lore. you're bragging about fucking a tranny
>>66679927
>he doesn't fuck trannies
>>66679927
if by you, you mean bully ball anon, that's not him, thats me. i have a degree in /nba/ lore.
jesus, it's 4 and im awake watching the bucks getting fucked up the ass
should i just go to sleep?
EVERYONE QUICKLY SWITCH TO THE HEAT VS MAGIC GAME TO WITNESS LEVELS OF REFBALL NEVER SEEN BEFORE
>>66679977
>watching late night Celtics bball
Nah nigga, you good
4/4 from 3
cuckside BTFO
>>66679978
They just gave a tech to Whiteside after he got slapped in the face... thanks Orlando.
Turning this game off it before I get even more angry.
Basketball is a thinking man's sport
What the fuck did you just fucking say about My Process, you little bitch? I’ll have you know My Process graduated top of its class in Processing, has been involved in numerous secret processes in tanking, and has over 300 confirmed draft picks. My Process is trained in lottery pick warfare and is the top tanker in the entire NBA. Your process is nothing to My Process but just another target of processing. My Process will wipe your process the fuck out with processing the likes of which has never been seen before in this league, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about My Process to it over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak My Process is contacting its secret network of scouts across the USA and your IP (insignificant process) is being traced right now so you better prepare for the process, maggot. The process that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your process. Your process is fucking dead, kid. My Process can tank anywhere, anytime, and can kill your process in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with its bare draft picks. Not only is My Process extensively trained in unarmed tanking, but My Process has access to the entire arsenal of the NBA Draft Lottery and My Process will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable processes’ ass off the face of the league, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” process was about to bring down upon it, maybe you would have held your fucking tank. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now your process is paying the price, you goddamn idiot. My Process will shit fury all over your process and you will drown in it. Your process is fucking dead, kiddo.
>>66679322
Did he do the Bucks one yet?
>Which NBA player has she had sweaty, raunchy, dirty sex with?
Trick question, she's had that with me and I'm not an athlete
>utah jizz
>>66680063
lol those guys are cool.
>>66680063
Based Arenas is literally >our guy. I wouldn't be surprised if he shitposts on /nba/.
>getting boxed out by Goran Dragic
>the city of Orlando's front court
Honestly the 2 to 8 seed in the East are all interchangable. The only bad series to watch is gonne be Cavs vs the 8th seed. The rest are all crapshoots.
>pacecucks
>Getting cooked by 2 players with a combined age of 76 years
Some dude just got rejected proposing to his gf at the Utah game
>>66680026
>Giannis finally developing his memeshot
Six time champ confirmed
>>66680100
ay if you're the anon that requested it I was looking for you, literally doing it right now sorry I QBPd too much yesterday and forgot about it. i'll post it in 20 minutes
20% of people might actually be retarded
>>66680063
What the fuck is wrong with these people? Why can't they be normal like Durant and CP3?
Utah's starting 5 is getting outplayed by the Clippers bench unit.
Cojo has become GOAT with that mask
>mfw
>>66680063
Gil would dominate the batch party but shit would be ridiculously fun. If I was Nick I'd have two. A small one for the phamalam and a big blowout for the attention seekers like Gil. Nicks already been double dipping so why stop now?
>>66680175
Same thing happening in toronto
What does mama not have?
>>66680153
thats what you get for being so narcissistic. he got what he deserves.
>>66680217
this papa john dick
>>66680163
I am, it's cool thanks fäm. If someone's posting about the Bucks and its not Greece it's probably me
>Chris Bosh
>Luol Deng
>Dwyane Wade
>Joe Johnson
>Amar'e Stoudemire
>Goran Dragic
>Udonis Haslem
It's crazy how age can affect a player's game, if these guys were all in their prime this is like a guaranteed championship. They're all washed up now so they lose to the fucking Magic lmao.
>>66680075
I like this.
>>66680120
Do you have the shooped version where she actually looks thiq?
PACERS GETTING RUN OUT OF THE BUILDING BY ROOKIES TOP LEL
>>66680379
It's bound to happen pretty often when every fucking player you have is streaky on offense
I mean shit, how hard is it to get one consistent scorer?
>>66680424
>implying you know shit about our based rookies
Why the fuck does Paul Pierce get booed in Utah?
PG13 shook
who tf names a nigga alec
>>66680462
>our
Also, what do you think will happen in a first round matchup against >us
I say Raptors in 6
>Cucks making Tyler Zeller look like Shaq
This team shouldn't be this crap.
>>66680503
Raptors in 6 but knowing the Raptors i wont get my hopes up. Plus Pacers have PG and Ellis. Monta Ellis might show up for once.
>mfw lakers get ben simmons
>Clippers shooting 63%
Well those goes home court for the heat. Please no Celtics
>>66680549
they may actually have the worst bench in the NBA, it's fucking disgusting
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
>>66680316
Lol wade is playing well. Deng has been very good. Amare and Johnson are serviceable.
Magic always plays the heat well for some reason
>>66680575
The fuck happened to Henson?
>>66680612
he is kinda autistic but a good kid. him and plumlee are cool, maybe ennis too
everyone else should just kill themselves
Noguerio is awful. Only reason Raps are keeping him around is because of Bruno. Will be out of North America as soon as Bruno gets traded or makes Reps.
>>66680562
Norman Powell is the Kawhi Leonard of our generation.
did you just see what Inglis did? jesus christ
PISTONSBROS WE DID IT
PLAYOFFS HERE WE COME, THANK YOU BASED SVG
boring night
>>66680726
SHOOK
Get fucked Denver. Stop tryharding against a team you already know you're going to lose to. Fuck, the last thing I want is some faggot to injure our guys before we devastate the memers on Sunday.
>>66680316
I just realized that Amare has his own website. Do any other nba players have their own site? I always assumed that they used social media as an outlet vs making their own dedicated site.
Stat City
http://www.amarestoudemire.com/
>>66680761
>our guys
>we
>>66680761
>trying to win in professional sports is tryharding
wew lad
>DETOILET
>Apparently Doc said he didn't give a fuck about this game on the Clippers broadcast
>>66680792
Most guys who are heavily involved in charity/community have their own websites. Nash, Noah, and Korver are the ones I know of.
>>66680792
Steph Curry's site has been "coming soon" on Google for about 3 years
>>66680792
http://zazapachulia.com/
the absolut legend
>>66680627
Nah I mean he was dominating last year or 2 years ago, when Sander decided to gtfo and now he's being pushed around by Zeller of all people and can't even score on Olynyk. Hell even my grandma can score on Olynyk and she's 150 cm.
>all these coaches resting their guys now
did popovich meme too hard
>>66680845
there's a joke in that somewhere
>>66680875
>Steph Curry's site
no, it's coming soon famz
http://stephencurry30.com/
>>66680792
http://dennisrodman.com/
>>66680467
Great question
7 years ago while with Boston he fingered a Mormon ministers younger sister/wife. She offered him anal only, no vag. He thought that was crazy so he told his teammates and she got clowned on pretty hard. All the Utah fans are related so word spread pretty quickly and the inbreds had a new player to hate. Time has passed but the wounds have not yet healed.
I hope the day comes that Pierce will be forgiven and can return to Utah for the sole purpose of fulfilling the offer and anally blast that Mormon girl the way she wants.
>powell 27/6/4
>wright 19/4/2
>new home record
ROOKIES GOIN BUCK WILD
>>66680923
>All the Utah fans are related
>>66680562
>smugkobe.jpg
That's wade
>only 3 more games until /sp/ stops shitposting about beating the record and starts shitposting about how it doesn't matter unless you have the champion hip also
>>66680996
>>66680996
>he doesn't know
>>66680874
okc and gs will rest their players in san antonio after back to backs
Pops master plan giving spurs a perfect home record without even trying
deepest team in the league desu
>>66680996
>>66680874
>rest players
>they get rusty due to not playing for a while
>lose the first game due to being out of rhythm
>>66680562
>regressed his freshman year
>couldnt even get his team to 68 team tourney
>wasting a pick on an espn hype story
>Lelkers fans and management
This is why you faggots are shit now. I hope you draft simmons because the banter will be un-real.
>Only down 5 with 9 players
>Shooting 54%
>Jamal Crawford and Paul Pierce combined for 27
>>66681015
uhh that's not Kobe either. That's like a photoshop that fused Dwight and Westbrook's face
>>66680996
>Tyler Ennis with 11 Assists
This pleases me
>>66681077
go wiz just put your trip on. we all know its you..you are lakers hater #1 on this board.
>>66681125
I know you're having trouble grasping this, but we all actually hate you specifically. Namefags, tripfags, anons, literally all of us want you to die. Not Lakers fans, just you specifically. You're the most unbearable poster on this board, you somehow managed to even piss off Canada and make them hate you. Please end yourself for the good of the /nba/ general.
>>66679591
Requesting her fbook. She only gave me her snapchat
>>66680839
>Most guys who are heavily involved in charity/community have their own websites
great point, this makes a ton of sense
>>66680845
this is more of what I imagined
>>66680848
This is my next stop, also pic totally related
>>66680875
there is but you need to find it soon. key words are cumming and three
>>66680913
thanks, Ill check it out. I hope he's doing ok. He was an absolute madman on the daily. My favorite Rodman story was when he was dating Carmen Electra and she walked in on him cheating. She asked where the girl came from and he said "She must have fallen from the ceiling". no joke, that was his excuse.
>>66681183
then I've won.
>>66680923
>All the Utah fans are related
>>66680963
prove they're not
>>66680163
>Over an hour later
Bruh
>>66681043
I usually shit on Raptor posters because their team has never done shit in the second season and drake is a massive fag but desu phamalama that logo is pretty goat. As a designer I would try to center the main seam of the ball and make the scratch marks a "T" for Toronto, but thats me being nit-picky.
![bobbyshmurdaUSE[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LqQ2EF6.jpg "bobbyshmurdaUSE[1].jpg")
>39 points
>>66680923
>All the Utah fans are related so word spread pretty quickly
Paul Pierce ded
JAMAL 4 POINT PLAY
>JAMAL MISSING 2 FTS IN A GAME
>JAMAL MISSED 2 4PT PLAYS IN A ROW
>>66681459
>As a designer
make us oc pls
SAS losing to Denver as part of Pops masterplan
>>66681637
fuck, nusg have to tank for the raptors
GO SPURS GO
>>66681418
shit my bad lmao the pic itself only took me 5 minutes but I overthought the shit out of it and spent like 45 minutes in concept stage ahahahaha sorry for the wait here u go senpai
Jeremy Lin gets the next one
Hornets has been the best East team since All-Star Break. Let's see if they can keep it up in the playoffs.
>>66681799
Based as fuck.
Have a good night you glorious bastard
>>66681811
protip: they cant
Nobody is talking about how a full healthy Pacers team lost to a Raptors team resting 4 starters?
Raptors going all the way to the Finals to face the Jazz.
>>66681874
There isn't much to say tbqh familia. Pacers are not that good aside from Paul George and the Raptors are pretty good.
>>66681822
glad u like it
>>66681799
Worst OC I've seen in a while but still better than anything 7kt Lkt has ever made
>>66681811
I'm not as confident tbqh. I think their best matchup is vs.Miami and honestly i'm not that confident about it.
So many people hating on the warriors...
>>66681900
Raps gonna crash out first round again. Count on it
>CJ Wilcox
>>66681811
I doubt they can go past the first round desu. But atleast they got into the playoffs this season
>>66681874
i expected pacers to win
When did people start claiming CP3 is the best PG ever?
>>66681874
What were you expecting?
>>66681962
post-lobotomy
>>66680833
>washitton
NO PLAYOFFS
4U
>>66681962
when they got paid off by state farm
>>66681921
my sides, the fucking king of shitty mspaint OC is trying talk shit. you already took too many L's today, go to bed autist.
Paul Pierce is so fucking based
>>66680044
That was BS.
Don't worry though, >you have all-stars so you got some dumb calls too.
>>66681874
powell went nuclear
>>66681799
based
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETROIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>66679703
>tfw this baby is currently in 2nd place and about to win me a nice chunk of change
>THAT POP
HHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
WHAT THE FUCKKKK
>Doc Rivers
Shut the fuck up
>giving 4 free points in 0 seconds
>>66682034
GOAT rookies, can't wait for jamal murray to join the party.
>>66682065
what the fuck is this game 2bh
>10-0 run in less than a minute
>>66682011
that's not me...there are more than one lakers fan bro. but thanks for obsessing over me.
>Another Oladipo concussion
His brain is literally shook. At least Hezonja could start these last couple games.
>>66681091
ok fixed it senpai
>>66681921
dude stop hating on based Hinkie, he sent your bitch ass to the ethereal realm and got 2 first round picks for your esl mom
Lol absolute refball
what
>4 minutes + without a FG
official /nba/ >our guys guide for the 2016 post-season
#0 priority >our guys are whatever team you root for.
if you dont root for a team, they didnt make the playoffs, or they get eliminated from the playoffs, this the list of /nba/'s >our guys to bandwagon, in order of >our guys-liness
EAST:
1. Hornets
2. Pistons
3. Raptors
4. Pacers
5. Celtics
6. Heat
7. Hawks
8. Cavs
WEST:
1. Blazers
2. Thunder
3. Jazz
4. Mavericks
5. Spurs
6. Grizzlies
7. Clippers
8. Warriors
the warriors are under no circumstance >our guys, even if they play the Cavs in the finals
>no tech for Snyder
kek
>that mudi
>Luc Mbah a Moute
>0 points
He can't keep getting away with it.
NURKIC IS BALLING LIKE THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE IS
Jusuf pls
>>66682298
did you see that JaKarr sideways windmill?
spurs can't handle nurkic
>>66681617
I'm hoping I'll have time when the second-season starts. I free-lance and am actually trying to free my schedule a bit for it. Part of me cringes pretty hard when I say that, the other part is looking forward to it. We'll see what happens.
>>66682321
>>66682325
Denver's always had good scouting desu, I like the kid but his eyes are small and beady and I don't trust him
COLE ALDRICH BLOCK
What a fucking block
>>66682350
is this a new meme?
So LeBron is gonna end the Bulls' season again tomorrow huh
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>66682098
>that's not me
>but thanks for obsessing over me
what?
>SPUDS
LMAOOOO BACK TO BACK TURNOVERS TO LOSE THE GAME TO DENVER
ffs I wanted to go to sleep
>spuds
Where can I read up on the /nba/ scrolls?
Damn you Denver
Where were you when you found out the NBA was enacting institutionalized revenge racism?
White American players have successfully been replaced by international players and no one is making a point about it. Think of all the great white american players in college that never make it to the NBA, not because of actual skill, but because of prejudice and stigma.
Those white guys in the Villanova team that were shooting 70% in 3PT and the rest of the white players in all those March Madness teams are not going to make it in the NBA because "they're not fast enough" or they don't have that "edge." Despite many short black players being prominent in the NBA historically and presently.
And the worst part is that even great white american players like Jerry West have become blind and inattentive to all of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYraid2vqI8&nohtml5=False
>>66682423
talk to a canadian elder. He is the one who holds the history of our people.
I mean this from the bottom of my asshole
I love you like a brother canada
>spurms lose
Just as planned amirite?
LMAO
>COLE ALDRICH
>19/16
>>66682379
if you make it one. the power is all yours friend
>>66682411
dont bother replying to him. we all know who it is we just ignore him now
>SPUDS
>POP
>
>Harden 1 turnover away from setting record
>Jazz about to be 1 win away from eliminating Houston
let us all laugh at Whoston
>>66682446
You realize their entire starting team was resting, right?
>>66682441
>talking to a leaf
no thanks
lel
>>66682423
Search the Archive
>>66682487
FIRST TEAM ALL DEFENSE
G A R R I S
A
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It's OK if you want to get on the nuggest bandwaggon now.
>>66682431
>the backcourt of the best team in the league is white
>slam dunk contest finals featured two white players
what are you talking about?
>>66681799
QBP CANT STOP WINNING TONIGHT BOYS SMOKE UP
WHY DIDNT YOU STOP IT
>>66682518
>those guys
>white
They're mixed. Distinct difference.
>>66682518
Zach Lavine and Arron Gordon are mixed just white skin tone
>>66682467
great point
yea buddy still a chance to win it
>that one autistic guy who keeps posting his betting shit here
>>66682467
>>66682539
is this OCD and go wiz teaming up?jeez don't talk this so serious guys, it's just shitposting...i mean ill tone it down if it really bothers you.
>>66682518
lowry and derozan are white?
>>66682530
>>66682534
I spotted the black guys
>>66682566
ingles is so trash. get this fat fuck outta here
>>66682548
sup shrilla
>>66682566
Jason Kidd is mixed too
So Nurkic and Jokic will pretty much never coexist, right? Should inflate one of their stats for next year's deadline.
>>66682566
I think of all the ironic abstract meta memes that /nba/ produces, the fat tranny reaction image that this guy spams is the weirdest.
>jizz offense
>>66682599
but the whites dont want to claim him. He's a free agent because Im pretty sure the blacks don't want to claim him either
mozilla 4chan x is just not showing images for me
>>66682598
Hey there
>>66682599
>>66682627
at the racial draft they traded jason kidd for jason williams
crawford 3 ftw 2bh senpai
>first OT almost over
>nobody has cracked 99
>>66682620
Quin Snyder can't implement an offense creative enough to get his guys looks. Either that or it's a point guard problem.
Jazz really struggling with the Clips B-Team? Man the ass end of the Western Conference playoff teams are garbage this year.
Houston losing to Phoenix and shit. Memphis' entire fuckin roster dying and still being in. God damn man get it together.
JAMAL MOTHERFUCKING CRAWFORD
Lel jazz BTFO
>>66682655
dubs dont lie
Wew lad
>>66682692
Will Noah be less ded next season? I hope so.
>>66682692
I love Noah but isn't he almost to a point of retiring? I thought that dude was straight up broken.
>>66682638
playin some mlb tonight myself, much easier t bh
tonight might be my first loss of the season tho
21 POINTS
18 REBOUNDS
5 STEALS
based 2bh
Will the wizards win the nba finals in our lifetime?
>>66682692
What happened to Pau being the face of the franchise
>>66682658
think it's more of a PG problem
the Jazz should take Valentine, he's not really a PG but he can be an initiator like Harden and Batum
30 POINTS
5 REBOUNDS
4 ASSISTS
>>66682715
WOW, dude put up average Westbrook numbers in one game! That's impressive self hating Canadian cloppers fan! Thanks for the reminder!
>>66682722
Yes, but first John Wall must overcome his demons. This off-season he needs to pay a visit to Nintendo HQ and face his fear. Only then will he be un-shook.
>>66682713
I'm pretty shit at MLB. Any good sites to get info and shit?
>>66682767
>westbrook averages 18 rebounds
dumb okie
