How can one man be so GOAT?
/sp/ on suicide watch
>get injured for 6 months
>play a few games vs Aston Villa and Newcastle
>score 10 goals
>get injured again
>GOAT GOALS PER MINUTE RATIO YOU GUYS
>>66673662
That's it, let all the mad out.
Would unironically rather have Gonzalo I choke away world cups Higuain as a striker on that club
>>66673623
Why exactly do we think Chicharito is shit? He was obviously scoring a lot and even now in bundesliga.
>>66673681
I still think Aguero should've played vs PSG. You managed a 2-2 draw without him. It would've been a blow out if the GOAT Premier League striker played.
>>66673720
huj w dupe skarbie
All this list tells me is that Harry Kane is literally worse than Chicharito.
>>66673623
>0 (zero) World Cup goals
>"GOAT"
This stat only exists to make benchwarmers and permacrooks look good
>>66673735
It's spelt "chuj"
>>66673623
Easy to have a high ratio when you're injured all the time.
The fact that Chicharito is on that list says it all.
Aguero is fucking shit. Also he's a cunt of a man too with a shit personality.
>Mercenary only interested in money
>Strong and built like a bull yet somehow miraculously falls over with the slightest touch time and time again in the penalty area
>Complains and cries to the referee constantly like the little bitch he is
>>66673812
he was so shit in the wc and injured as usual. What a faggot he is
>>66673824
Which only proves how meaningless that list is
>>66673863
Meant for Chicano >>66673783
>>66673845
I wonder what now irrelevant club this dude supports lel
You used to call me on my cell phone
Lads I know the score was 1-1 but my team won because our equaliser was scored by a sub therefore he has a better minutes per goal
>>66673623
>All-time Premier League
>All-time
>Premier League
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>>66673940
yeah he probably hasn't switched to a winning team lol
>>66673940
>>66674079
Aren't you ashamed of yourself for being so embarrassingly blatant with your samefag posting?
I mean, if I were you, I'd probably seriously consider jumping off a bridge. I'd definitely try to get help from a doctor or something. You should speak to someone.
> Aguero is a world class player
> best player in the league
>>66674311
dude how do you let a football club get you this flustered?
>>66673845
Aguero is a turbomanlet. Maybe that's why?
But then again, low Center of gravity should allow him to thrash through defense like Messi
>>66673623
KANE?
>>66673720
He played against United and literally couldn't even get a shot on target.
>>66675194
>>66675194
>He played against United
Did he?
Didn't even notice. Must have been in Smalling's pocket.
>ALWAYS SCORES AGAINST STRONG OPPOSITION
>THAT ONE SEASON HE DOESN'T WHEN THE WHOLE TEAM IS UNDERPERFORMING
>WAAAAHHH WAAHHH HE WAS NEVER GOOD
BUT HEY THAT'S /SP/ FOR YA
>>66673623
>Javier Hernandez on the list
>Diego fucking Costa on this list
>Implying this statistic can ever be relevant
Aguero's pretty good- he's definitely in the top 5 strikers in the Premier League currently, and is probably #1 over the past five years- but if you claim he's GOAT for being five places higher than Diego Costa at anything, you are making a really terrible argument.
>>66673623
ChichaGOAT confirmed for elite
>>66673699
He used to have really shit first touch and vision. He looked silly at times.
Now he's average at that and still a killer.
>>66673940
>calls others irrelevant
>french
>>66673623
>Be permacrocked
>Come back ever 6-8 weeks for 3 matchs
>Score lodes o goals
>get injured again
MUH MINUTES PER GOAL RATIO THO!
Easily the lease impressive of everyone on that list.
>>66673940
*ring* *ring*. It's an important phone call from your father in Algeria. He says to stop acting like a giant faggot
>>66673623
>two club legends
>one meme
>one stat-pad babby
>one cunt
>one actual potential goat
Anyone not argentinean BTFO
Shows how elite Henry was desu. Played almost every game over an 8 year period, 4 golden boots. Could play anywhere along the front three, contribute all over the pitch dishing assists to Ljungberg, and wasn't some lazy fox-in-the-box poacher like Aguershit or Shitstelrooy.
>>66684082
>insert generic /sp/ talk
>>66684082
Little pea is not a potential goat senpai
>>66684082
is augero the potential goat in your dumb analysis
>>66675491
>is a team babby who needs chances fed to him by a squad costing £600m
>>66684082
Aguero is a club legend because City have no history
>>66686606
that's kane you mong
>>66686662
loooool
call me when he does it season after season and isn't scoring five goals a game against shit like Mememouth.
>>66686692
but i don't know your number lad
>>66686701
just put the Austria flag high up in the sky and I'll come.
>>66686662
>kane
Maybe if he actually learned to dribble properly with those lanklet legs
>>66686533
This.
Henry was the one who made Arsenal so great.
>>66686759
Not really. We won a title before he came and in the second title he wasn't even our best player.
>>66686808
Literally more autistic than the /arse/ redditors. Congratulations for setting a new low
>>66686892
Shut up faggot
This doesn't mean shit. Obviously guys who have only been around for 2-3 years are gonna have better ratios than the likes of Shearer for example who played for 10-15 years
>>66686618
>it's a team sport
Is Cheech elite?
How did Man U let p go so cheaply?
>>66689489
nice damage control
>>66689489
That doesn't explain Ruud, Aguero and Henry
Minutes to goal ratio is a meme stat and you can tell by the meme players involved.
>>66690730
Because he's shit and OP's table means fuck all.
>>66673940
What if I'm a lifelong Leicester fan?
>>66690798
>stating basic mathematical facts is damage control
>Canadian education
CHICHARITO
