Meme hairline Edition
CURRENT LEADERS:
>Spieth: -6
>D. Lee: -3
>Piercy: -3
>Kjeldsen: -3
>Garcia: -3
>Casey: -3
>Rose: -3
STREAMING, LIVE LEADERBOARD, TEE TIMES, ETC:
http://www.masters.com/
TV COVERAGE:
ESPN, 3:00 EST
>>66672673
First for WHITE SAVIOR
>>66672673
EVERYBODY DO THE BUBBA
>>66672682
GREAT
WHITE
HOPE
Dumping some webm before TV coverage starts.
>>66672673
>yfw Tiger is at home playing Rory Mcilroy PGA Tour with his create a character
When do you think will be the next time Spieth loses a Masters?
I'm thinking 2020 or 2021
>Poulter ever winning a Major
>>66672673
First for J U S T
>>66672713
>>66672703
This year. Day will cuck him.
I really hope speith becomes a god so liberals crying about how golf needs Muh tiger get btfo
>>66672748
>triple bogie
>>66672753
this
but he needs a foil, can't just have a one man league, that's boring
he needs competition
IT WILL NOT STOP RAINING SHIT ON POOR BUBBA
>>66672781
See, I don't think he's playing against untalented people. He definitely is. He's just so much fucking better than anyone else. It'd be hard to find someone else that good.
post some rare spieths
>>66672797
Still makes it boring to watch, just look at tennis.
>>66672772
I can't even finish this video
>>66672799
here fampai
>>66672747
GOAT hair desu
>>66672866
keep posting
>>66672842
Looks just like his dad
>>66672797
he does have some spooky second sight shit going on, give ya that
>>66672840
=3
I just saw a black guy
>Spieth birdies 1
Where were you when golf was saved, /sp/?
>>66672892
was he working at the concession stand?
can you ask him to bring me a pimento cheese and a beer?
>anyone who isn't Speith
It's sad that this masters won't be competitive like last year but we're witnessing the GOAT
Jason "Slow Pace Of Play" Day grinding over every shot bout to get a size 15 Big Easy boot in the ass
>>66672974
is he gonna fucking retire already?
God, Sergio is just the biggest choking dog ever.
Gets to -4...time for a double bogey!
>>66672758
Oh god I was there for that.
NO SPIETH FEATURED GROUP?
WHAT THE FUCK
>>66673024
>Guy gets hit in the head with a golf ball
>Becomes a shitposting tripfag on an anonymous macrame imageboard
Checks out
>>66673065
...What?
>>66673003
>Poulter cracking wise about his shitty lie
If only his swing plane was as good as his bantz
>luck swing
![one-is-most-annoyed[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6Zu30PX.jpg "one-is-most-annoyed[1].jpg")
>meme putters
>de day
Day is Done
O
N
E
>>66673094
>dalegribblecountryclub
where is spieth
why isnt he in a featured group
why does the pga want to push jason day when spieth is clearly the best
>>66673094
sandnigger.webm
Spiethwinslol
Fuck this
Everyone is playing shit today
what went wrong with his ''''''career''''''
>>66673132
his gf started stealing his roids
>DeChambleu already back to -1
Weeeeew GO ROOKIE!!
HAHAHAHAHAH
>DAY
Okay this is getting stupid now. Are these guys this afraid of spieth? That was an easy shot
I fucking knew Day would choke. What a fucking putz
day gonna get vertigo climbing around for his balls today lmao
CASEY
>CASEY
CASEY
>CASEY
CASEY
>CASEY
CASEY
>CASEY
What's the best beer for a hangover?
>>66673247
chocolate stout
=3
>tastes great with vanilla ice cream
>>66673247
bud light. because it's water
DAT SPIETH APPROACH
NEARLY GOT THE EAGLE
how do i even watch this in the uk
>>66673247
Depends, what caused the hangover?
>>66673260
>>66673262
Thanks brehs
We golf now.
>>66673294
Get good. 7-1 Hue ESPN is showing four streams of it at once.
>>66673294
proxy I suppose, that's how I watched your based british open bbc coverage.
I used the browsec extention
>>66673294
Its on sky at 7pm, a decent american proxy for the masters website should work too
>>66673296
A lot of beer
>>66673294
Sky got some free streams running at least 3 holes and the driving range
Danny Lee found a gf
Why haven't you?
>>66673332
I haven't won PGA Tour events yet.
>>66673332
SPOILER::
his gf's son took that photo
>>66673247
if you want the best answer, continue periodically drinking small amounts of alcohol as soon as you finish your typical drinking. Helps stop the buildup and headache by keeping metabolism active
Is Spieth always this good throughout the season?
I only watch the four majors.
He literally came out of nowhere.
I don't give a fuck about anything else, but are you guys comfy? How comfy are you?
so is Lee our guy
>>66673372
he just finished with a year long drought
people were clowning on him
>feels so good -_-
>>66673373
turbo-comfy. isn't that the entire point of the masters, comfy and racism?
>>66673372
eh, he had shown flashes of potential. once he perfected his short game and improved putting he began to rapidly improve scores.
Half the reason he came out of nowhere is because tiger drama dominated golf news, and he because isn't signed with nike
no golfer is this good throughout an entire season though
>>66673372
You know what else came out of nowhere?
>suck up to SJWs and ruin a classic Dukes of Hazzard car because muh flag
>career goes down in flames
good riddance, fag
>>66673373
About as comfy as you can get in orgo lab
>>66673373
>choco. stout and green stuff
>dogs are all snoozing in the back ground
>nice pleasant weather outside, nice and mild inside
>Masters on the phone, /sp/ on the lappy,
based /sp/ieth is my co pilot
ooh, and graham crackers -_-
>>66673315
I'd honestly drink some strong spirit (mixed or not) like medicine to take the edge off and then hit the beers
t. currently drunk irishman
>>66673426
GTFO degenerate scum
>>66673407
>implying i'm not from ireland under british occupation
>implying my kind didn't pull this off shit in the 80s
for those with chromecast, the cbs feed let's you stream without having to cast a tab www.cbssports.com/masterslive
>>66673426
>green stuff
>masters on the phone
KYS
who /sp/ieth here
tfw nervously watching http://www.masters.com/en_US/scores/track.html?pid=34046
>>66673422
>the city of driver babbys
>>66673452
Ireland is a cuckold country.
>yfw they rename the masters to the Spieth Memorial Championship after he wins 15 years straight then retires to play baseball
>>66673452
Still posting under our flag, cuck
>>66673461
ty anon
>>66673485
Go eat a burger anon :^)
>yurofags
Sooooo, was the featured group feed for the second round just for comedic relief?
>bubba
>ernie
>day
>tfw Spieth is making a mockery of my beloved Masters
>yurosemens literally trying to claim a 5th generation American because they can't make their own talent
>>66672486
>>66672323
>Day
>Bubba
Oh how sweet it is
>>66673373
I'm at work. Boss walked in on me watching. Asked who was in the lead and said keep up the good work. Pretty comfy.
>>66673529
>red burgered American boy
Yuros need to fuck off
What TV channel is this on?
ESPN doesn't start covering it for another hour
>>66673529
>2016
>Taking germans seriously
He'll probably tell you that Dubai has a better course than Augusta
>>66673557
>tfw the masters is effectively over before friday's tv coverage starts
>>66673510
Run out of potatoes again, Paddy?
>>66673552
what's work?
>>66673557
http://www.masters.com/
CBS can't lose its soap opera/price is right demographic while men are out working anyway
>tfw got golf lessons at as a birthday gift when i was 6
>only went once
>realizing i could have been the next GOAT 20 years later if i stuck with it
>getting Tiger in somehow
>>66673574
Salesman at a rifle company.
My gf roots for Spieth and thinks he's super hot. Is it OK to get cucked by Spieth?
>>66673434
Thanks for the tip boyo
>>66673569
Everyone knows the Masters starts at #10 on Sunday anon
>>66673611
yeah, worth the payoff when she sees him without a cap on
>>66673611
Yes he is an American hero
>>66673596
noice
long arms or barbies?
>>66673587
>could have been the next GOAT
you WOULD have been the next GOAT. but you blew it anon. you blew it. try to imagine, in great detail, what you're missing out on. the cars. the house. 2 hot groupies sucking your dick.
all that was yours, but your 6 year old self was too stupid to grasp it with both hands.
must hurt, man.
>>66673611
I would be proud to raise my gf's son if he was sired by Spieth.
>>66673572
Potatoes can be healthy, unlike your big macs Amerifat.
>>66673529
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notah_Begay_III
The only american golfer you immigrant scum
>>66673631
Long Range Precision Hunting/Tactical bolt action.
>>66673651
[grunts the anthem]
carry on then
>>66673646
>implying the "Native Americans" weren't Mongolians chased out of Asia
>>66673587
tell me about it man, I could bike to a country club as a kid where we had a membership. Very great course too. I could just never get elevation under my drives and found it boring. And dad would never agree to rent a cart so I never tagged along.
Oh how I regret it
>chewing my cigar as day doesnt know what club hes going to hit
>my life is in shambles but for this quick moment I am comfy
transcendental shit
>>66673659
Will do.
has there ever been a fight during a major?
i want to see some people fight with clubs
>>66672772
>Ernie Lels
and he used to be pretty good at golf
>>66673714
No because the PGA makes sure that there is only one nigger competing.
>>66673714
>>>/nascar/
>>66673651
>>66673659
Go make out with each other you finger in the booty ass bitches
>You can watch The Masters FREE online! Just visit masters.com
>Oh.. no, you can't watch Jordan Spieth. How about Bubba Watson shitting the bed instead?
What the fuck were they thinking? Think about how many people are desperately trying to find a way to watch Spieth tear it up
>>66673646
>make fun of Americans for "muh heritage" "plastic paddy"
>American is successful
>claim them for your country based off heritage
>>66673741
it's not the weekend and Spieth got an odd spot with an uninteresting group. At 3 pm ET television coverage resumes and will be predominantly focused on Spieth
Day might be playing like shit, but at least he's smiling and having fun.
>>66673753
>american unable to handle banter
there's a surprise
>>66673741
His round just started. As soon as this group is done they will switch to the CBS coverage
>sergio
![tumblr_nbpq4klf7x1s3y9slo1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/jrUETPD.gif "tumblr_nbpq4klf7x1s3y9slo1_500[1].gif")
>>66673714
Yes, Shooter McGavin v. Mr. Larson in the parking lot of the 1996 Tour Championship.
>there will be no /hh/ today
>>66673552
>not inviting him to go check something somewhere else, getting behind a wheel, going to a bar in the outskirts to watch it together while engaging in banter and beer
You did good but could do much better.
Are they just not showing Speef at all?
>>66673552
Will you get a promotion now?
>>66673813
He actually just left to go to Tennessee for the weekend other wise we would be getting lunch and watching the game. Trust me, I asked him.
>>66673810
>kornheiser and BEST NIGGER WILBON will never do a PTI on the ANGC
>>66673839
Good lad, you.
>>66673822
ya wtf mang? why isn't he on featured groups?
Bye Ian
>>66673552
are you a gay sex worker?
>>66673846
So ESPN and CBS can have exclusive rights on him.
ESPN showing Spieth highlights right now
>>66673846
Must be some mad Daycuck in charge
>having to listen to the steven gerrard of golf punditry; monty
I hope you guys aren't doing this
>ctrl+f
>rickie
CURRENTLY TEN OVER PAR
7-PUTT LELS IS BEATING HIM
LITERALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Who is this fat Irish fuck?
>>66673651
Can you get me a deal on a .50 cal?
>>66673833
If I can lose the company a thousand dollars and he says shit happens, I think I should be fine.
>>66673813
>bro tier boss isnt here today
>asshat tennis fag executive director us all over my ass
>told me to put my phone up even though I was just listening to the feed while working
Fuck him.
Anyone else going to the Ryder Cup this year?
>>66673641
What are freedom fries
Spieth just bogied :(
>spieth is ruining the masters
>>66673884
We haven't done a .50 yet. Don't have the tools nor the barrels for it. I can do a .416 though.
You can't grief the Spieth
>>66672886
god tier genes right there. makes me proud to be irish.
>>66672886
holy shit, that is the most "CAN I ZUCK YA DIK?" face I've ever seen
>>66673899
DOUBLE BOGIE
SHIT
>Speef
>>66673247
michelada
Called it yesterday and calling it again now.
Spieth will be the first back to back wire-to-wire champion in Masters history.
>>66673899
>speef
>bogies
Nice bait shitlord
>>66673906
> .50 bolt action
nah
I'll take a breech semi over a bolt for that anyday
>>66673933
you're doing it wrong
>>66673933
then fuck off
>spleef
HE IS HUMAN
NO SPIETH
NO
>>66673929
FUCK YOU
>>66673917
nice bait
>>66673933
Your Mum's pasty old titties are boring, lad
>>66673933
>>>/cric/
>>66673982
>i'm a faggot
>>66673982
>>66673933
Spot the poorfags
>>66673891
>put your phone up
>2016 (current year)
>having ankylosing spondylitis
>it's not sport if I don't like it
GO BACK
TO YOUR ROOM KIDS
>>66673933
How was it growing up without knowing your dad?
>SPEEF CHOKING
>>66673933
>>66673982
>Bongistan
>spief double bogied so the rest of the competitors can catch up tongive the fans an exciting tournament
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>Danny Lee is currently the man of the moment on the PGA Tour after winning his first title and taking home $1.2 million. But something is still missing for the 24-year-old New Zealander.
Like the Beatles always said, "Can't buy me love."
After his breakthrough victory, Lee was asked about coming to West Virginia for the Greenbrier Classic and this was his amusing/glum response:
"It was just amazing. It's phenomenal. It's my fourth time playing here, and I liked it every single year. Only one wish I had was if I had a girlfriend, it wouldn't be as lonely in the room."
>tfw no gf
Who is the Steph Curry of golf?
there's one thrown club lel
ALSO
SPIETH MELTDOWN
>balls are touching
BUBBA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!
where the fuck is this showing? Golf channel is just showing interviews and ESPN isnt showing the masters until noon
>>66674043
>WORST COAST
>>66674039
thank god I came to this thread just to make sure someone said this
>>66674039
No homo
>>66674025
He has a gf now though
>>66673332
>he didn't cash out
>>66674035
Your sister's tits are more fake
>>66674034
someone with the longball. bubba memeson or justin memeson
>>66674043
>>66674043
>>66674043
pls respond
>>66674080
Cbs sports has it online idk about on tv
>>66674043
it's on espn 7
are you poor?
>>66674080
masters.com
>tfw Spieth was shilling for Trump back in 2009
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/08/listen-to-15-year-old-jordan-spieth-call-trump-the-great-donald
>>66674080
Literally in the OP
>>66674080
I'M PROJECTING IT ONTO YER MOMMA'S TITTIES
>tfw hangovers have gone from a mild headache to feeling like im going to faint and die
>>66674101
Im on my College's xfinity
only goes up to ESPN2
>>66674111
can this boy get any more based?
>trips confirm
spieth bogey incoming
>>66674138
>community college obamatv
must suck
>>66674114
>Streaming over watching it on my TV
>>66674135
Hangovers get way fucking worse as you get older. I get two day hangovers now.
>>66674166
>stealing dubs
bad
>>66674171
not in a CC
You know what really makes this Masters great.
No Tiger.
Fucking.
Based.
>>66674168
always awkward
>>66674166
confirmed
>>66674172
he doesn't own a HTPC
>>66674176
drink more water, stay up long enough to sober up
spieth choking like his name was rory mcilroy
this is great
>>66674189
just reporting
What should I get for lunch lads?
Nearby I have a subway, Chinese takeout place, corndog joint, publix grocery store, pizza hut and an arbys.
>>66674211
>Arby's
>>66674211
corndog
how the FUCK did spieth get away with a par there?
jesus christ, he's too good
>>66674222
>he doesn't rate arby's roast beef
>>66674211
pubsub obv
>>66674211
You go to the fridge and make yourself a sandwich without missing any of the action.
Where are you guys watching? Harden interview on espn for me
>>66674211
frozen burritos from publix
who /comfy/ here
>>66674253
ESPN isnt showing it until noon
Use the stream in OP
>>66674230
classic speeth
>>66674253
masters.com, featured groups, switching to broadcast stream in 10 bings
>>66674261
>windows 95
>Mickeltits lurking
