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Saturday:
12:45 - West Ham v Arsenal
15:00 - Villa v Bournemouth
15:00 - Palace v Norwich
15:00 - Southampton v Newcastle
15:00 - Swansea v Chelsea
15:00 - Watford v Everton
17:30 - Man City v West Brom
Sunday:
13:30 - Sunderland v Leicester
16:00 - Liverpool v Stoke
16:00 - Spurs v Man Utd
this shit's still going?
>>66671057
Yes!
>>66671033
2-1
0-2
1-1
2-0
0-0
1-0
2-2
0-4
1-1
1-1
>>66671063
is there anything significant that's /really/ up in the air?
>>66671033
>Villa could be relegated this weekend
>>66671084
>Villa will be relegated this weekend
>>66671084
>>66671091
>Villa approach Andy Townsend to make him their new director of football
It's like they want to liquidate
>>66671099
If you can't sell 'em
>>66671099
>ITS FUCKING REAL
any anons got a deece stream plox??
Is this where Arsenal choked?
>Victorien Angban, who followed Bertrand Traore's footsteps and officially signed for Chelsea last year after spending three years as a long-term trialist
Is this a loophole that allows clubs to "sign" non ue players who are not 18 yet?
>>66671220
saints vs newcastle that is
>>66671236
>>66671220
It's 'Friday' lad
>Liverpool and Borussia Dortmund charged by UEFA for incidents during last night's Europa League tie
Charged with faggotry.
>>66671291
what is it with scousers in europe
bunch of scumbags
>>66671233
Literal slave traders.
He'll never see any football for Chelsea.
>>66671233
It must be
>>66671291
Was it over the ticket price protest?
>dumb scousers fork out 100s of quid to go to Germany
>whinge and stage a walkout over ticket prices at home
Shaqiri took his small break as an opportunity to come back here, to be an ambassador for some energy saving challenge. Which doesn't really make sense, considering he's not using Swiss electricity for most of his day to day life.
>>66671380
Why did he have a break
>>66671431
Injury/ no matches during the week anyway.
>>66671099
I thought this was the other Townsend for a second.
>>66671465
That's his Dad.
>Man Utd with Mourinho and Ibrahimovic
What happens next?
>>66671380
>small
rude
>>66671491
memes
>>66671491
Why would they need Ibra as well as Martial, Rashford and Muller
>>66671529
------------- Ibra
Marital - Muller - Rashford
Sorted m8
>>66671539
Fuuuuck Mou does it again
who can possibly stop them?
W E W
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/5ub6.mp4
>>66671586
the 3rd season
>>66671233
His big black body would look lovely in a Vitesse ending
>>66671592
what the fuck happened?
>>66671586
Mou isn't going to Utd.
LVG will be there for 1 more season.
t. Fergie and Charlton
>>66671631
There was a pen close to halftime and the guy who won it played for the other team earlier in the season so there must have been judas cries or something that pissed him off. Also it was a big game and they were choking
>>66671623
Get with the times, now the new Chelsea B is Borussia Mongfdda.
Bumparino
Talk about why your club is great
>>66673893
there's nothing great about aston villa
Man Utd playing on Sunday again
FUCK SKY
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/07/england-footballer-and-two-swindon-players-filmed-inhaling-laughing-gas-5802204/
What is it with players in England and laughing gas?
>>66671586
i love how they're out of position haha
as in rooney behind smalling and jones, carrick on the "wing"
>>66674213
>England youth international Brandon Ormonde-Ottewill, 20, Swindon Town midfielder Drissa Traore, 24, and Swindon Town striker Jeremy Balmy, 21
LITERALLY WHO
>get top 4
>LVG stays another year but at least we'll have CL football
>don't get top 4
>LVG sacked and Mourinho comes in but have another year without CL football, ruining our coefficient even further
>>66674394
Some random shitters. Sterling got caught doing it too though, didn't he?
Thinking of putting De Bruyne in my fantasy team.
Who shall I sell? Ozil or Firmino?
>inb4 >playing past week 2
>>66674561
firmemeo, been injured and arsenal have very easy games left
can we try to push this
http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2016/04/05/why-gylfi-sigurdsson-is-the-perfect-summer-signing-for-leicester/
gylfi is too good for the welsh shitters, and would be a perfect fit for leicester.. perfect for their play
If you've ever seen him play for iceland, you know how hard he works and how much her runs too.. leicester need more players for CL
LMAO ANYONE WATCHING THE >WOMENS GAME
Why is Wilshere allowed to walk into the England team and take Dier and Drinkwater's place?
>>66671233
>chelsea doing this while under pending investigation about the traore case
>>66674647
>watching womens football
>>66674647
The FA Youth Cup is probably better quality.
>>66674733
>probably
heh
>>66674647
>english goalkeeping
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36002321
lel
>>66674973
lol
>>66674973
>>66674973
>why do women footballers not get paid as much?
right lads i want your five man shortlist for POTS and your nomination for young player.
here's mine
1.Mahrez
2.Kane
3.Vardy
4.Payet
5.Alderweireld
young player - englands brave bamidele alli
>>66675579
Mine's probably the same, maybe Kante instead of Alderweireld
>>66675579
1. Kante
2. Mahrez
3. Kane
4. Payet
5. Lloris
Alli is pretty much guaranteed YPotY
>>66675599
me too tbf
>>66675611
>lloris
lolwtf, hasn't even been the best keeper in the league
>>66675579
1. Arnautovic
>>66675521
I can't watch the video but
>english goalkeeping.webm
>>66675664
arny has been good this year 2bh
>>66675687
m8 it's even worse than the original >english goalkeeping
http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/10233780/alli-im-waiting-to-wake-up
>>66675690
>This guy knows Whatsup
Arnautovic been reminding me of Prime Torres this season, be great signing for Leicester
>>66675888
fucking psychopath
who is that mature at 19
Let's go Palace!
>>66675579
Swap Payet and Alderweireld around and you're golden, mate
>>66676047
I'd say you have more chance of leapfrogging Palace than Norrich tbqh
>>66675888
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>66676069
I'd agree but we have Norwich yet to play, so don't need to be losing any ground on them.
>eplel
>>66676859
>Mexcrements
Funes Mori is raping your league
You can't talk
>>66674973
>Karen Louise Bardsley (born 14 October 1984) is an American-born English international football goalkeeper.
>american goalkeeping
>english goalkeeping
>/epl/
it's called the premier league or PL
anyone who calls it "EPL" is a fucking faggot nonce.
>>66677522
haha look how flustered you are over words
>>66677522
BPL
>>66677522
It's a meme. Behead those who say it in real life, obviously, but it's so much fun to watch people get anus-agonised over literally nothing.
>>66671099
>Randy Lerner
>Never learns
>>66671033
i hope tottenham will win. fuck van gaal
>That Lesterl/a/d feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJWU0OheZo
good morning eppel
>>66680188
keep you Lestur shitposting contained to another thread please
>>66677522
The E in EPL is for entertaining
morning lads
>>66686183
Morning but you should go to back to bed because there is nothing interesting today.
>>66686236
what a depressing way to look at life
>>66686270
Thanks, it took years to perfect it.
do you think he has any regrets?
>>66686307
Depends on his contract. If he has to stay another year to manage them in the Championship yes, if he can leave this summer after getting a nice bit of cash then no.
Who /Fletch & Sav/ here?
They got that posh bloke with long hair who watches Italian football on.
>>66686344
I hate this "gus has fixed everything" meme
they keep saying unbeaten, playing much better, doing perfectly
chelsea lost in the cup and CL and have nothing to compete for in the prem, gus has 42% win percentage, the worst since hoddle
>>66686420
Aye, they are overrating what he did but then you have to consider that before him Chelsea weren't even looking like a bunch of good players playing bad, they were looking like bad players playing bad.
>>66686316
guarantee it's the second option
>>66686307
>i wish i'd taken the paella to table 3 sooner
>>66686438
mainly just cesc using his half season in the second half rather than his usual first
it's the arse invincibles argument
muh indefeated, that game vs boro in the cup and chelsea in the CL don't count
W8 D8 L3, you get more points if you lose one draw and win the other.
>>66686460
>>66686316
he's getting spain after the euros
guidolin to italy nt
so many nts have given out that this will be the last tournament for their manager.. not england for some reason
>>66686482
What
>>66686482
Honestly given all that happened, the injuries and the table position, I think that Hiddink did the best he could and he fixed as much as possible. The only things I blame him for are the Everton defeat and punishing Baba for no real reason. Though the Everton game was going to be a 0-0 until Lukaku decided he was a good striker.
We're winning this 2-1 or 3-2, 1-0 is not happening.
Also, this man will score.
>>66686344
James Horncastle pisses me off for some reason.
Also
>if Norwich better Villa's result, Villa are down
BEND OVER PARDEW
>man united on sunday every week until the end of time
Fuck off, I want saturday games
>>66686589
>mfw they planned the gametimes in february when they expected utd to go further in europa
>ywn have passionate sex with rachel riley and cuddle after
>>66686648
>she will never try and teach you how maths works and shit
>>66686545
Pretty sure Benitez is starting Cisse
He talked about playing the mature players because muh experience or something
>>66686648
she can have my Chile
>>66686573
Ah that's his name
>tfw getting relegated today
How do I end the nightmare lads?
>>66686749
Become a lifelong Leicester fan
>>66686749
ONE OF US
N
E
O
F
U
S
>>66671033
>all the good games are on Sunday
Guess am watching /bundes/ today
Do people still watch Soccer AM? I think the last time I put it on was sometime in about 1998.
>>66686648
>man United fan
No thanks
>>66686763
No thanks
>>66686772
I watched it for a season about three years ago, and then started the next season before realising it was the same rehashed jokes, shit guests (who often don't even bother to show up) and tekkers sections where they showcase flukes and awful skills to C-list tier indie music
>>66671033
>Southampton v Newcastle
we NEED to win this one
go toon!
>>66686765
At least I get to watch more footy and the tickets will be cheaper
R-right?
>>66686820
more tuesday night football is the only positive of the championship
who you got on the national boys?
>>66686838
Many Clouds
Rocky Creek
Kruzhlinin
>>66686838
10+ horses to be killed on the track
>>66686838
Romford Pele because of based Ray Parlour
anyone else think Roberto Martinez is a little fucked in the head
>>66686896
he's a complete fraud, if that's what you mean
>>66686896
Hope he gets sacked. Everton have good players and he makes terrible subs.
>>66686896
>>66686902
>>66686918
>wilkins blaming johnny foreigners for bringing their dirty diving to england
>stay on your feet
>>66671033
Hoping West Ham draw
Man U lose
Villa don't get relegated this weekend.
>>66687182
What's wrong with that?
>tfw got on the slither leaderboard as Chat Snek Get Fanged
>owl city reduced to doing shitty biscuit advert jingles
Kek
>>66686749
O N E
O F
U S
>>66687237
nothing really
>>66671033
West Ham 2-2 Arsenal
Aston Villa 1-1 Bournemouth
Crystal Palace 2-1 Norwich
Southampton 3-1 Newcastle
Swansea 0-1 Chelsea
Watford 1-1 Everton
Manchester City 4-0 West Brom
Sunderland 0-1 Leicester
Liverpool 3-0 Stoke
Tottenham 2-1 Manchester United
>>66686810
it say a lot about a show when it actually gets worse after tim lovejoy leaves it
>>66687275
>tfw probably going to get double relegated
does the ride ever end championshipfriend?
>>66686838
goonyella, one night in vienna and boston bob. boston bob's going to do it, i can feel it in my cock
>>66687302
I like Max though
>>66687321
>Carroll against that back 4
JUST
>>66687321
>Iwobi
This meme needs to end
He's no Rashford
>you now realise why United fans are obsessed with scousers on /sp/ 24/7
LITERALLY begging for a big Scouse cock to fuck their wife
>>66687344
and carroll going in hard on ospina with cech on the bench
>>66687351
>mid table rivalries
no one gives a shit, m8
>>66687340
he's not tim lovejoy, he definitely has that going for him
>>66687351
Kek, that article
>the other most common terms searched by mancunian women are squirt, lesbian and black
>>66687321
Arsenal have 1 English player.
>>66687397
they have more, they're just always injured
>>66687412
Meh. Woy will still call them up and ignore West Hams players.
Arsenal don't care that Leicester will win the League, it's the fact that Spurs will finish ahead of them is killing them.
>>66687447
we won't finish ahead of the arse sadly
>>66687447
I think they care a little that they fucked up so tremendously during what is arguably the easiest year to win the league
Hopefully they'll lynch wenger at the end of the season and begin the mid table mediocrity
>>66686613
And they will do ti next year as well.
>reece-oxford on the bench
Are West Ham playing a 3-4-3?
>>66687543
What's with black footballer and double barrelled names?
>>66686589
should have thought about that before you decided to buy a united shirt for your weekly u11s footy matches in a field in watford then
>>66687550
3-6-1
>>66687555
Bastards
>>66687558
makes no sense
>>66687555
tbf I wouldn't want to be called Loftus or Cheek individually at least
>>66687586
cheek is the cheekiest name going though lad, just think how cheeky you could be
who /pato/ here?
>>66687555
White women and black men do this
>>66687602
don't know who that is lad
>>66687602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQNaIr8sTbM
>>66686838
Gallant Oscar
>>66686896
he's a complicated man, no one understands him but his woman
>>66687447
>Arsenal don't care that Leicester will win the League, it's the fact that Spurs will finish ahead of them is killing them.
Its all they ever had, they happily finish 4th once Spurs are below them. They are truly small time
>>66687612
>tfw mixed-race
>tfw double barrelled surname
Why is /sp/ always right?
>>66687555
They don't know who their father is so have the two last names from the most likely candidates
West Ham gonna take it home lads
>>66687747
>>66687755
JUSSI???
>>66687718
>Was just about to try and prove this wrong
>Look through list of chelsea youth players
ham quads
>>66687763
it's not me
t.not jussi
>This Rooney charm offensive
Inevutably just making me dislike him more.
>>66687773
Literally all blacks.
>>66671220
Just go on myp2p
>>66687842
Rooney is trying to weasel his way into Hodgson's heart before the Euros.
Rooney looks like he should be running around some back streets with dirty hands and knee
>>66687831
TEEMU?
PUKKI??
I think kane has to start and tactically for the first game against russia vardy should start as well.
>>66687954
>yfw screaming at the tv to get rooney off for kane or vardy
>lelds
>leads
>>66687954
>two
>i repeat TWO
>english top scorers in the premier league who should be played together as much as possible to get the chemistry right
>nah fuck that, those black lads that scored a couple of times in 2011 can start next to them instead
Fuck Woy.
>>66687954
Play Kane and Vardy wide, Rooney in the middle.
>>66687962
>mfw rooney and welbeck
>there are genuinely literally people right now who believe rooney deserves no only a space on the euros team but also a starting spot
He's literally never done anything good for England. He's just an ugly Gerrard
>>66688020
Gerrard was England's best player at the 2010 world cup.
>>66688030
and then single handedly got england kicked out of the 2014 world cup
>>66688045
He just wanted to keep Suarez at Liverpool.
>>66688055
>tfw Suarez could be playing with Milner and Allen but choose Messi and Iniesta
>>66687992
>Vardy wide
Fuck off Woy.
>>66688149
No. See you in 2018 and 2020 and 2022 and untill death do us part
3pm KOs are grim.
Is no one going to greentext Carroll's haircut?
>>66688214
>carroll
REFBALLED AGAIN
>letting the wind score
>>66686749
Go to the stadium and ask if they'll let you play. You can't be any worse than the players they have now, and it'll be a fun publicity stunt, and you'll probably get a cool £60,000 or so to help drown your sorrows.
>>66690341
>implying I could get a start ahead of Micah Richards
>>66686772
I've always wondered who Soccer AM is actually aimed at. It's good enough to watch as an adult for most of it, but then they'll have some godawful comedy routine where the 45-year-old work experience kid runs about shouting in a pretend Scottish accent for five minutes, and I think, "Who over the age of six could ever enjoy this?"
Calum Wilson is back on the bencH NICE
could aston villa seriously get relegated today or are you all memeing
>>66690951
Not only could it happen but it's going to happen :(
>>66690951
No they actually can and I think it depends partly on the Norwich match so Its not even in their hands
>>66690951
If Norwich get a better result than them today, i.e. Villa lose and Norwich draw, or Villa draw and Norwich win, Villa will be relegated.
>>66690951
do the maths m8
So does Leicester have the title all but locked up or realistically could they blow it? Drawing the rest of the way MIGHT be good enough but a handful of wins seals it, right?
>>66690951
Villa will get relegated, if not today then pretty soon. I'm not even sure if they'll do good in the championship, their squad is that weak.
>>66690951
Even if it's not today it WILL happen. Not like it matters when it does.
Quick question though, how often do relegated teams immediately come back the following season and vice versa?
>trying to find a stream for soccersaturday
hlep lads
what should i be watching today guys
>>66691060
Trainspotting
Should I watch Aston Villa getting relegated or seeing Palace lose again?
>>66691086
>>66691086
>>66691086
>>66691086
/3pm/ this way lads
>Arsenal resorting to refball again to stay competitive
business as usual
>>66691010
It'll be an entirely new squad
anyone doing a separate watford v everton thread for me to be miserable in?
Also FYI Evertonians - double ross is running the national, that (E/W) plus Barkley to score 2 goals or more today has odds of roughly 2100/1 depending on your bookie.
>>66691010
They'll probably ship some deadweight back to France in the summer, and I could see Gil, Sinclair and Ayew going, but the replacements will probably be just as bad. Can't imagine anyone will want to join Villa in the summer, especially if they can't get a half decent manager.
>>66690997
They can lose two of the seven games and still win even if the teams behind them win every game. If they draw a game and the other teams win, their seven-point lead will go down to five points.
So it's not guaranteed, but it would be an all-time legendary choke if they don't win it now.
>>66691048
fuck off grenny
yeah what game do i watch today
Is football, dare I say, saved?
watford v everton
i don't think either team has strung more than 3 passes together
>>66675579
1. Mahrez
2. Kante
3. Kane
4. Payet
5. Vardy
Young player should go to Harry Kane obviously, I don't understand how anyone can disagree.
Good riddance to Aston Villa and Poocastle United.
Enjoy the free fall like Portsmouth.
>1st loss this season ;_;
>>66694122
1st league loss.
Safe.
Safe to be who we are.
Newcastle and Villa are fucked
Who is more shit, Norwich or Sunderland?
Kinda want >my club to sign Kirchhoff so it'd help if Sunderland went down
f
>>66701696
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>>66701696
MOTD thread
