today:
>2nd bundes
paderborn - union
1860 - fürth
heidenheim - braunschweig
(18:30 cest)
>bundes
hertha - hannover (20:30 cest)
goooooooooood morning
> "Ja, das wird ja mal richtig cool, weil es ist nun auch richtig Pfeffer drin. Es geht ja um etwas. Ich habe nicht das Gefühl, durch zu sein, da sind wir weit davon entfernt. Aber jetzt brennt Anfield."
kult-kloppo jürgen "kloppo" klopp does it again
guten morgen
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Is Mkhi elite?
>>66668020
are you sleeping
>>66668027
jesus christ
This league is shit.
>>66667714
All I care about is Braunschweig winning and Hannover losing.
Lower Saxon Derby 2016/17!!!
>>66668074
TOD UND HASS
>>66668088
DEM HSV!!
lads i wasnt around for dirtmund and golfsburg
how was the shitposting??
>we support braunschweig
>>66668063
so is yer mum
>>66668124
You got it Brazil!
>>66668101
>You'll never cringe alone
>Das Auto
Shitposting was great
>>66668101
Wasn't here during the match but bundes was dead the whole day.
>germans
>>66669248
isn't every australian on the spectrum?
>>66669248
>/int/ state right now
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>66668013
Saved
eating some pussy right now
>>66667716
Morning
>>66667847
Morgen
>>66669943
Would be funnier if you had posted image related
>>66669810
Post about Man City-Bayern final and Man City not finishing fourth in the league while the Champions League winner has a guaranteed spot in next years group stage
>>66670392
neither team will be in the cl final, so who cares
>>66669943
Just give me credit for it
- denmark
>>66670626
how was the plumber?
Good morning.
>>66670682
A very pleasant older man.
>>66670697
did he give your pipes are proper cleaning?
>>66670392
Bullshit. Winning the treble with Bayern is way, way, way more important to him than whether he's playing EL or CL with City next year. He really needs it, so people will look back and perceive his stay at Bayern as a success.
Also, I think as coach, he can actually benefit from a first year out of the CL. Gives him time to focus on the league and form a team.
>>66670704
Yeah
>>66670626
why did you vanish yesterday ;_;
>>66670626
oops.
Gameiro is neither Basque nor does he play for Athletic Club
>>66670776
Was out drinking
40th for hertha
>>66670835
You know you were one ugly kid when you're in a picture with KG and he looks handsome next to you
>>66670835
>drunkmark
>>66670688
Mroning. Wanted to say that she looks like she's doing everything, including beastiality.
Then I read "registered nurse". Now it's 100 confirmed.
Just scrolled to the bottom, does munted mean to get shagged?
She looks like the total degrading whore
>>66666666
>>66670711
Yes
>>66670935
Yes, they have the same syndrome
>>66671119
'munted' means getting 'shitfaced', 'blind drunk' etc
>>66671140
which syndrome? looking like devils?
>>66671154
Okay. Yeah she has no father so she's looking for one but can't bare getting fucked all the time without intoxication.
>>66671167
The eyebrows, the skin, the nose, the ears, the mouth, the testosterone, the hair to some extent, the chin, the teeth, the eyes.
Have you never met someone and thought "I know a couple other guys who look like you"?
The same type of face and everything.
>>66670688
>QUT
wew
where'd >>66666666 go lads?
>>66671247
use the arkive
who /missingpog/ here
>>66671312
i wish i hadn't looked
fucking machu pikachus
inundate all germans
>>66670353
>>66670353
>>66671662
can I save this image
?
please
>>66671662
Hehe
>>66671669
Yes
>>66671669
yes
I didn't type that
Is Deutschland 83 any good? I'm going to marathon the first episode tonight.
>>66671926
>unironically talking about that autistic offshoot
>>66671869
I usually binge the plot on wikipedia before watching stuff. You can usually make out if it's good or not from that.
>>66671992
Why would you spoil stuff for yourself
>>66672005
So you can concentrate on other stuff and aren't occuüied with understanding connections and names. I do this too, saves you the hassle of watching a joint twice
>>66672005
This >>66672014 and to check for triggers
oh god I'm so bored
>>66672014
You need to watch things twice just to keep up with names? I could understand with GoT at least since they make it a point to have ridiculous sounding long names
>>66671869
>german tv
>good
no
Jon Snow is hard
Paderborn - Union might be promising
How do _YOU_ bring all the boys to the yard?
In before not a single reply.
>>66672059
>Tatort
>bad
>>66672047
porn, jacking off with a plug in my butt, eating, card games, more jacking, more card games and this club
>>66672052
Everything is better if you spoil yourself before watching a joint for the first time
>>66672075
yes, it is
>>66672061
why?
>>66672059
>Inspector Rex
>bad
>>66672121
that's austrian
>>66672134
Sounded German enough to me in German class
>>66672095
>forgetting about weimar
based ulmen
>>66672139
>learning german
lmao fkn idiot baka
>>66672155
>ulmen
hasn't been god since he left mtv
>>66672184
>not picking German over Jap or Mandarin
how is his german?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPfiDZp2ru8
>speaks swedish in two months
>speaks dutch in one month
>speaks spanish after two weeks in real sociadad
>no idea about greek
>fronts a press confrence in german after two months
>>66672070
Hello
>>66672209
>Jap or Mandarin
much more useful than german
>>66672210
considering that he's only been learning german for two months, that's very impressive
>>66672210
His face reminds me of a chess player. Not one in particular, just a chess player. He has a chess player face
>>66672267
>useful
I'd never end up using anything other than elite muscular english anyway pham
>>66672210
You speak german too, Urs. So you be the judge
icelandic is a germanic language anyway, so its easy for him to learn. I speak a bit of danish and swedish too which I picked up just by reading it
>>66672250
>>66672250
That's interesting but it could be prettier
>>66672282
then why learn a language at all?
How long has this thread been in autosage?
>>66672309
It was compulsory to pick one of the three for 2 years
>>66672334
Within the first 15 posts
long enough
Currently applying heat to my body at 3 spots
>>66672250
requesting "average number of goals per game" in that timeframe
>>66672358
name 2
I don't really like any bundesliga clubs
great, no one likes you too
>>66672361
Lower back, feet
>>66672287
>You speak german too
never heard a german actually say this to a swiss person, but no,, I'm icelandic and live in the french parts
>>66672385
>it's Icelander Swiss lad
h-hello Gylfi
Time for a face bath
>>66672601
Do you sink your entire face into a bowl of water for several seconds?
>>66672620
yes
Hannover will draw today
>THE BORN OF PADER
K E K @ Paderborn
What happens if you finish last in the second bundes. Do you go to another league
>>66672837
classic denmark
obviously, yes, you go down to the "beste dritte Liga der Welt"
>>66672837
Yes, third division
TOD UND HASS DEM BTSV
Hertha: Jarstein, Pekarik, Stark, Langkamp, Plattenhardt, Skjelbred, Cigerci, Weiser, Haraguchi, Kalou, Ibisevic
Hannover: Zieler, Sakai, Milosevic, Anton, Prib, Sane, Schmiedebach, Bech, Kiyotake, Sarenren Bazee, Sobiech
>>66673288
Not watching
>>66673288
Hertha 3-0
post your face when hannover 96 gets relegated
>>66673790
\_(ツ)_/¯
Good afternoon, /autosage/, how are you doing today?
Goal lads. It's over.
>>66673790
>>66673790
> Be Hertha Fan
> Literally scared shitless of playing Champions League next year
>>66673790
I literally don't care
they're a boring team
other boring /bundes/ teams:
Köln
Darmstadt
Hertha
Eintracht
Mainz
Gladbach
>>66674144
>> Gladbach
>> Main
>> Hertha
Delet this
>>66674181
sorry but they're so boring
try causing more controversy or piss people off
>>66674181
GET FUCKED FLO
GET FUCKED
>>66674144
(You)
>>66674144
why Hertha and Gladbach, though?
>>66674120
Called it
Called it
Called it
What a goal!
>>66674120
don't worry lad, you won't qualify to begin with
>>66674258
> Third place
> not qualifying for Champions Leauge
When other teams behind us stop choking and actually take third place from us we will start worrying about CL Qualification, but it doesn't look like that.
>''E C K E N T O -
>oh.''
^Literally Flo right now
>>66673790
My face when
>>66673790
>it's a Hangover 69 match
>watching football on a Friday night instead of a comfy travel or food program
Dearie me
>>66674523
gonna watch the lastest line of duty episode now
>>66674523
>not working from 12:00 till 23:00 on fridays
Got the Hertha vs Hannover game on. Decent so far.
Anyone listen to the Talking Fussball podcast on here?
>tfw it's friday and only some shit bundesliga match is on
Suffering. I don't even watch bundesliga that much.
>>66674550
Never heard of it
>Kalou
>>66674255
Not watching
>>66674568
Bges eksw me tin parea sou re malaka. Aniksi einai kai meneis ellada. Arxidi gamw to spiti sou. Kathome edw kai douleuw san ton malaka.
>>66674595
>greek in germany
Student?
Calm down, I don't have any friends to go out with. ;_;
>>66674577
it's pretty good
>>66673790
>>66674645
>Student?
TI STUDENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stin douleia eimai. Kati san ton OPAP ena prama, edw me ta stoixhmata. Exei ena xrono pou briskome edw.
Kakos file mou, kane parea. Meneis se mia poli orea xwra. Alla malon den tha exeis lefta, right?
Lipon pes mou pou meneis kai tha sou brw parea.
>>66674595
>βγες εkσω με τιν παρεα σου ρε μαλαkα. Ανιkσι ειναι kαι μενεις Ελλαδα. Αρχιδι γαμω το σπιτι σου. Καθομε εδω kαι δοθλευω σαν τον μαλαkα.
?
>>66674760
flo pls
>>66674939
>Flo is a fictional character appearing in more than 100 commercials for Progressive Insurance, beginning in 2008
??
>>66674969
>Flo is a fictional character
Stealing that.
>>66674645
Lege re. Athina? Thessaloniki? Drama? Pes, exw pantou gnostous.
>>66675000
>read re(?). Athens? Thessaloniki? Drama? Res (?), i have experts of all
???
RIP UFFE
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HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....................
>Berlin
>>66674282
hello
>>66673790
>you
Hannover can still do it
they just need to win all their remaining games
>>66675302
Too late ;_;
>>66675307
>Hannover can still do it
no
>>66674709
Did it died?
I'm not gay
>>66675336
yes.
they just need to defeat gladbach, ingolstadt and >schalke in the next 3 weeks, while frankfurt loses to hoffenheim, leverkusen and mainz. and augsburg needs to not win against Bremen, Stuttgart and Wolfsburg
>>66674709
you are browsing /an/?
noice
get in the new thread you fucks
>>66675402
link?
>>66675407
>>66670149
it's pretty shitty but at least it's empty
night
>>66675442
night
>>66675442
Night
>>66675442
night
Night
>>66675361
A slow death for sure. There is no way she can recover from this naturally.