Port Adelaide v Essendon - Adelaide Oval. 7.50pm
Two meme teams both missing half of their best 22.
Tips:
Essendon
Collingwood
Adelaide
Sydney
Gold coast
West coast
North
Bulldogs
Geelong
>mfw playing a non-serious team first up in sc
based
>>66665677
I would cum so hard if essendon win and freo lose
TIGGERS
I
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>missed the get by 1
JUST
>>66666905
Mootwo fucked this guy up too :[
>>66666669
>>66666669
who /dabloos/ here?
/dons/ reporting in
feeling a bit hype desu, nothing better than comfy friday night footy
>mfw cucktorians
>>66666297
lucky cunt. I have a tough start and an easy finish, so going to be forced into trading aggressivly at the start
>>66667409
>Worst Cuck Shitgles were LITERALLY demolished by the exact same margin as in the grand final
>Memeantle are staring down the barrel of 0-3 and facing the reality of NEVER EVER
>>66665677
>>66667443
>Cucktorian paying extra special attention to WA Teams.
Definition of a cuck. kek.
The Dons are $7 on Crownbet to Poort's $1.10
every fucking week it's the same fucking shit. le cuck hehe cuck cuck cuck so funny cucktoria lmfao. Fuck you faggots
>>66667472
WAutists, everyone
>>66667490
You'd be losing money if you didn't put a cheeky tenner on at those odds desu
If you had to pick one home and away season match to make a political statement like the Pies patriots did, what would it be and why?
>>66667495
>literally FURIOUS cucktorian
>>66667490
Essendon +45.5 is bet of the round
rockie for who lads?
>ctrl + f
>cuck
>1 out of 11
>20 posts
>>66666666
>>66667528
Parker
>>66667519
"Lest We Forget to glorify our murderers and rapists" banner at Anzac Day
>>66667538
>our murderers and rapists
So shitskin immigrants?
>>66667538
Damn son.
>Minute of silence
>Quiet as fuck
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>mfw
>27 replies
>13 posters
kek, nice poomoonity you have here
Can we all agree, Australia was GOAT nation under white australia policy?
>>66667565
>was
>implying it still isn't
>>66667551
ok lad, i'll just have to step in to correct you here.
First of all, the correct version of the meme uses KEK, all capitals, fuck Ivan. Nextly there are 7 posters in this thread, not 13. lastly, remember to use the quotation marks around "community".
Thanks for your time
>>66667565
Of course.
>>66667572
Thanks for the other tips but you're wrong there
>>66667565
I want it returned desu, favour immigration from europe over mudslime countries, china. Would be goat
>>66667580
trust me lad it WAS 7, now its 9.
>>66667601
That Trivago girl is a literal 10/10
Just put $50 on the dons lads
Literally free money
>>66667698
I thought I was the only one. She is an angel.
>>66667833
nah dunno about that being freemuny
The line though, that shit is gonna make it fucking rain
is anyone here still /fordgirl/?
>>66667911
Ford girl a shit
Zoe a cute. CUTE!
>>66667698
Looks like a whiter Olivia Munn
>>66667911
I find her smug and annoying now desu, I'm /toyotagirl/ these days
>>66667526
>tfw +48.5 at $1.92
This game is going to be a scrap
>tfw port
>no ryder, wantsfrees, wingard, schulz, white, hartlett, carlisle, and krakouer
Big bad charlie Dixon is gonna kick a bag right....right?
>>66667983
Nah dons by 65
>>66667983
>charlie dixon kicking bag
not likely friendo
>>66667983
>leaves Suns
>Suns have one of the best conversion rates in the league now
Still kekking
>>66668031
>gold coast underperform
>bad culture
>get rid of bennell and dixon to freo and port
>freo and port start doing shit
>suns 2/2 wins
>>66667966
yeah I also took +48.5 a few days back.
don't want to live in a world where Port win by more than 8 goals.
What does /afl/ think of Luke Hodge's comments this week that the AFL should stop having rounds for multiculturalism, women, abbos etc and just focus on the game
>>66668055
Absolutely 100%
The rounds started as a novelty. Now every round needs to be something. Unfortunately trying to remove these will cop a major backlash from angry lefties who probably dont watch the sport and abos. You literally cant in the current year remove something that serves to recognize abos or women, no matter how trivial it is
>>66668055
fully agree
why does a sport need to have a 'message'?
>>66668055
offensive to trans-aboriginal disabled bicurious woman carkin such as myself
>>66668080
Because cucktorians
>>66668055
BASED AS FUCK
>>66668055
Hodge actually said that? But 100% yes
>>66668055
I completely agree with him.
>>66668093
I am Victorian.
>>66667983
If by bag you mean give away 3-5 freekicks/50m penalties then yes he's going to kick a bag.
>>66668096
Fuck I'm retarded
I meant The Duke
>>66668055
Based, agree 100% The reason you see these mosques banners at games is because you brought politics into the sport and made it more divisive than it needs to be. Team vs Team should be the only division period.
>>66668078
DON'T LET THEM INTIMIDATE YOU
Friendly reminder that Dixon is literal garbage.
who /top 7/ here?
Worst Australia need not apply
>>66668161
Don't need to have a reminder for that
>Port Adelaide literally, unironically, signed Charlie Dixon for $3,100,000 over a five year contract
>>66668156
It's actually cos of bogans.
>>66668202
Sure mate.
>>66668176
literally seething KEK
>>66668235
>north cuckbourne
why am I not surprised kek
>>66668235
Sorry you're scared by refugees and Australia isn't the mosque-free safe space you need. Maybe you can write a blog about how marginalised people should leave your country alone and stop upsetting you.
Kill all muslims desu
>>66668268
t. straffo
>Cucktoria has 10 (TEN) teams
>All other states have 2 (TWO)
HALF of the top 4 teams are inter-state teams, literally and utterly cucked, KEK!
>>66668268
Too obvious
1/10 for the reply is the best I can give you m80.
>@Straffo's tweets are protected
Anyone following him?
>>66668267
>>66668329
You listened to the latest episode of my podcast yet, friend?
>his state needs to play that was created and meant for victorians
you are nothing but the mud on our strong victorian made boots.
>>66668268
melbourne please
>>66668329
>>66668358
>>66668368
https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/bigfooty-bombers-afl-podcast/id685163451?mt=2
>tfw living in melb only one year
>start getting into footy this year
>richmond fan
>tfw round 2
Official State Percentage of AFL clubs in the Top 8
>Western Australia 50%
>New South Wales 50%
>Queensland 50%
>South Australia 50%
>Cucktoria 40%
Cucktoria officially cucked by every other state in the AFL. Even cucked by non-afl thugby league stated, LMAO.
>>66668055
I would keep only Indigenous Round
>>66668390
>Tas. 0%
Reminder if your team hasn't won a grand final in the last nine years, it should fold.
>>66668405
Technically Poorthorn are Tasmania kicking them to 100% and Cucktoria down to 30%.
Why can't the West Choke/Coke Cuckgals play at the MCG?
Don't they realise they need to win their to win the Grand Final?
>>66668420
When will the AFL give tassie their own team? it's about fucking time. Fuck 2 games a season in launceston for a joke.
>P-PLEASE B-BIG, STRONK, EMPOWERED TWITTER GIRLS, PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE I DEFENDED YOU ON THE INTERNET
He actually attributed most of the hate to him defending those twitter trollops and actually uses this as a topic to bring her into the conversation.
How can someone lack so much self-awareness? Or maybe he really does believe this is the best way to interact with others.
Imagine being this guy's dad, he's either a closet faggot himself or a self-loathing mess.
>>66668430
Who the fuck cares?
wtf happened though hiroshima nagaski was gonna take away my comfy friday night shitposting on /afl/
>>66668430
pic related.
It's actually puzzling how Straffo wants to call the cops on this when all really BF has been doing has been keeping him accountable to what he has proclaimed and not making any sort of statements about him unrelated to the topic or threats.
>>66668430
Kek, I followed that thread. He literally said that Jill Meagher deserved to be raped.
>>66668444
-t. Straffoshire, the Faggot of York
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3OEMQA7_cw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3OEMQA7_cw
LADS
ASH IS BACK
>>66668488
who the fuck is this
>>66668424
I agree, especially when they have given rugby states two teams, Tassie at least deserves one team. They should rebrand Hawthorn or Norf and let you guys have them.
>>66668488
GOD
>>66668499
freshcunt
>>66668444
just a poofl "fan" thats been forcing this meme
>>66668488
>Better speaking manner
>More laid-back
>Barebones display so he's all business
>Old-school Fitzroy fan
Based fucking Ash
>>66668424
>>66668501
They deserve a team but I think the logistics of travelling and market penetration down there are holding them back. Not to mention the dice are still rolling on GWS. AFL went in BIG financially on that club.
>>66668488
Much better layout I think. Thank you Ash
>>66668531
>Logistics of traveling
what?
$15 sixpack of sapporo at the local
time to get comfy
>>66668537
Eastern States team piss and moan they have to travel to WA/SA weekly could you imagine adding a third ring to that circus.
>>66668488
>mixing up Brendon Ah Chee and Cameron O'Shea
based Ash is endearingly klutzy as ever
>>66668488
>tfw based Ash tipped Freo and Iggs to finish top of the table.
Fully fucking jinxed Best Australia, but still love the bloke.
Lads what post was 66666666
I dont come here as often as I used to and completely missed it
Dear small weak Australians, should I watch your sport? I see there is going to be a game on soon? Port Adelaide vs Essendon?
>>66668576
PWOS
>>66668568
t. conbitch
>>66668568
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/66666666/
>>66668568
Some Peruvian scriptfaggot
Also your supercoach team is dogshit conny
>>66668588
What a waste
>>66668600
Not connie but thanks anyway
>>66668501
North should relocate to tassy imo, Hawks are too successful with a geographically fixed fanbase
>>66668543
Just got a $10 six pack of Carlton Dry with a shop-a-docket from my local Liquorland (tm)
>>66668620
calling bullshit
>>66668551
Its closer to cucktoria than any where else, they can harden the fuck up.
You are right about AFL's thinking, they prefer to crack 'big' markets. But reality is membership and crowds in the qld/nsw secondary clubs arent massive considering their investment. They could walk in to Tas, while the total number of people they can reach there is not as great, they are gonna have a higher percentage of people interested in supporting a AFL team. I reckon they would have pretty strong core supporter base, not as good as WA or SA but better than smaller Vic clubs.
Western Sydney was given a team over Tasmania because the region has well over double the population of Tasmania and is therefore more capable of providing a profit to the AFL. They just need to do well and they'll get countless bandwagoners ala the Sydney Swans in the 90's
>>66668614
Considering their success they should be doing alot better. Advantage if they move a successful club, they will hit the ground running in the new market. Sending a shitcunt team that always loses saps supporter enthusiasm.
>Pandering this hard to China
I dont think I can hate this club any more. How fucking pathetic. Literally PWOS levels of pandering
>>66668390
>mfw Cucktorian
>my face when it's Friday and the derby is on tomorrow night
You beauty!!!
why are there moon squiggles on the back of Port's jerseys?
>>66668675
>falseflagging this hard
What's all this gook shit on the back of Poort's jumpers?
>>66668678
Onya Baz
How about those Falcons hey! Sexiest team in the WAFL I reckon
>>66668678
Baz can you throw subtle hand signal or code-words into the broadcast?
Did they ditch the Never Tear Us Apart meme? Serves them right for trying to ape Liverpool
Seriously, has there EVER been a more gimmicky club than Port Memelaide est. 1997?
>>66668683
seconded
Who /Collingwood/ here tho?
>>66668700
>>66668658
North already have a fanbase in Hobart/Southern Tassy though. Their fanbase in Melbourne is spread out, seeing as the suburb of North Melbourne is home to a fairly transient population.
HOW MEME CAN YOU GET FUCKING HELL FUCK OFF KOCHIE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Radelaide just scored
>>66668702
>ape
cool it with the racism
>>66668702
The tarps are out instead
>work at 9am tomorrow
>>66668610
fuck off! dat based midfield will tear you cunts in twain
>>66668748
>working on the weekend
fuck off high schooler
>/sp/ "mods"
>>66668702
Nah mate still going. Why aren't these racists singing it in Mandarin?
Why did they pick such a dog shit song to be their meme tune??
Could have been ANYTHING
Fucking hell
>>66668748
>tfw work in LITERALLY 2 hours
>been drinking since midday
>LITERALLY work as a driver
just end me now.
NEVER MEME US APART
Peoples Republic of Adelaide
>>66668760
I work 6 days a week
>>66668768
Night shift? What do you do?
wtf was that shit
>>66668531
>>66668720
>>66668628
I'm from tassie originally. Every cunt loves AFL there.
I didn't even know about the NRL until I was 17.
>>66668786
vintage freo mate. old habits die hard.
Seriously though why the fuck is Adelaide pandering to China so much
Port looking to JUST
You are right, Lingy.
>>66668809
Their city is going to shit and need the investment as business is moving to other cities. Unless I am thinking Perth.
I will cum so hard if Essendon somehow manage to find a way to win tonight
>>66667565
>>66667582
Bow down to your Chinese overlords.
>>66668809
money has to come from somewhere
>adelaide's economy
Is this Chinese advertising from Cameron Ling?
>>66668809
China owns Australia
>>66668835
sublime post
>>66668826
Sergei what are you doing here.
>>66668823
Perth as the resource boom is gone now.
FUCK YOU CHARLIE DIXON DON'T PASS IT I HAD YOU FOR FIRST GOAL SCORER
>>66668845
Shitposting
that gook shit on the jumper makes me sick
Ching chong chu
Why is there a fagmo comentaying?
>>66668860
Oh that case stay.
Jee, you just think Essendon need to respond with a goal
>>66668884
they need to stop playing like shit
what the fuck was that kick straight to port in their 50.
>>66668884
DELICIOUS
>>66667490
They are $15 now, m8.
I've got $300 on Port Adelaide 1-39 at 2.75 odds.
How fucked am I?
Who /cheekytenner/ on Essendon here?
>>66668880
A glimpse into the future
>It's their names on the jumpers in moon runes
>>66668900
had to fucking explain the game to all these foreign girls when i went to round 1.
That was decent
>westhoff
>>66668884
*licks lips*
That chick on the footy show was actually alright. Well fuck me I was surprised.
>>66668908
>poort panderlaide
>>66668901
Right here m8
>>66668899
Literally free money
>>66668924
pic?
Port Adelaide have been explosive in the last few minutes, don't you think?!
Essendon trying to build something, but they're in for a lonnnnggggg night, don't you think?
I take it back Dixon is GOAT
Mandarin the official language of Australia WHEN?
Welp, time to break out the rum
Bit earlier than I'd hoped
>>66668956
when they buy us from indo after invasian day 2.0
So how much did the chink's pay to buy the Umps/Bombers this game to show it off to big strong China?
You just feel Port Adelaide are going to run away with this one.
please watch our sport big strong chinaman
>the moon runes
what did they mean by this?
Why is Australia willingly cucking itself?
>>66669006
for money, something unheard of in your frozen commie tundra
>>66669006
save us Ivan
>>66669027
Leave sergei alone!
>>66669027
>Australia
>Relevant
>>66669006
Blame Melbourne and their lefty scum. Fem cunts are springing up in Queensland too. It's insidious. DO SOMETHING SERGEI. PUTIN GIVE US STRENGTH.
Pics of moon runes pls I don't acftually watch the sport
>>66669035
>Russia
>not a piece of smelly poo
>>66669044
This is Adelaide you retard
>>66669035
GDP per capita Russia in 2013 - 14,611.70 USD
GDP per capita Australia in 2013 - 67,458.36 USD
BTFO
Can't believe some people tipped this to be a "close" one.
>>66669054
He asked why Australia was cucking itself, not where. I was giving him the answer you monogoloid.
BOY OH BOY WOWEE BY GOLLY GEE MY MAN FROM COOTAMUNDRA BIG BOY MCEVOY
>>66669052
they're plastered all over the stadium and player's jerseys
>the shitty of panderlaide
>>66669069
last time I checked Essendon didn't write the names on their jerseys in moon squiggles
>>66668704
Yes, freo.
>>66669086
Last time I checked you were still a faggot. Triggered Vics are the best kind. See >>66668235
>>66669100
nice inferiority complex
They've even got a fucking Chinese flag on the front HAHAHA
>>66669127
Simple reply from a simple mind. Stay furious my friend.
>tfw Chinese
I am practically cucking you all
>>66669155
but ur still a chink, so you kinda lose.
>>66669155
We can't feel it mate, you must hear that a lot from the ladies.
>>66669155
>chinese
>watches afl
unlikely
>this is the game chosen to be shown as an example to 1 billlion people
>>66669155
Taiwan > Mainland China
>>66669197
TAIWAN NUMBA WAN
brb gotta go vape, someone tell me if i missed anything
>>66669225
we won't
What's on for tonight, lads?
Anyone watching the A League? Fucking SBS switched to the panel just as the players started scuffling.
>yfw the Chinks are rooting for Essendon because of the Red jersey.
>yfw they get mad at getting BTFO and invade post haste
>melbourne lost to this team
>>66669250
>assBass
Foxjew master race
>>66669155
Oahhhh that right whrite boys, behord my shmall chink cock.
>>66669190
Is this the AFL's idea or was it Port's initiative?
>>66669250
>watching the a league
fuck off wog
>>66669260
Tbh I would absolutely pay for the foxtel sport package on its own, but I just can't stand the idea of being jewed into paying for a bunch of channels I don't want.
>>66669277
Port.
http://www.portadelaidefc.com.au/news/2016-04-07/record-audience-for-powerdons-clash
>>66669277
>>66669303
http://www.portadelaidefc.com.au/news/2016-04-03/port-adelaide-cctv-partnership
>>66669314
>>66669303
Thought so. Port seem like the most commercially driven club. Every move they make just screams 'cash grab.'
>another enthralling friday night game
>>66669359
>another butthurt poort suppoorter
Execute all Australians.
>>66669369
>thinking im a poort supporter
please dont insult me or my wifes son
bnvhnv
Why the fuck is this a Friday night game. What a waste.
>tfw have to wake up at 7am tomorrow to polish my wife's pimp's boots before work
>>66669413
>working on the weekend
cuck
>>66669377
This.
>>66669377
t. Mohammed
>>66669377
t. Hahnrei
Fucking bomber.
Must have just done a line.
>>66669190
1st time here. It's pretty neat except for when Essendon keeps fouling and stopping the game.
who /drunk/ here?
gonna be another messy weekend here lads.
>>66669413
>start work at 5am on monday
