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>rags
>mfw drouin scores 10 goals in the playoffs but the clots get swept anyway and trade him for spare parts
Back from a 3 day ban when the mods were banning everyone for no reason. Roman Josi for the Norris when? Hes better than karlsson who he absolutely undressed earlier in thr season and of course >dooty.
>HeroinHawks
>>66664819
Was it from the alium thread?
>tfw wongs
Holy shit boys
>>66664819
sadly small market bias might cuck him out of even being a finalist
>>66664835
Yeah they banned me for off topic talk when i was talking about playoff match ups. Straight retarded.
> The JUSThawks
>2%
canes gonna win the lottery
its do or die, right...we win and we are in
>>66664637
Well they won 6 in a row before losing 4 to teams like the sens. Getting shutout by the sharks was bad though. If they don't figure it out Saturday vs the flames they are fucked. But they beat the blues last year and swept the season series with Chicago. I really don't think Chicago has a chance this year especially with Crawford out.
The stars won the season series but the wild played like shit for parts of those games. I see them losing to the blues in the second round.
>LACKTRICK PLAIN
>>66664883
BOUNCE THAT ASS UP AND DOWN THE ICE
>>66664845
Shea Weber got robbed of winning one as well. Voters are faggots
wew
good loss, canucks
need to lose next game
>>66664894
Chicago probably beats the Blues because losing in the first round is just what the Blues do and Chicago got out of the first round last year with Crawford actively working against them and losing his job to Darling. Their defence and forward groups are too good. The wild/stars series can honestly go either way they both have a lot of talent and I wouldn't put a bet on Finnish goaltending. But I think the Stars have enough veteran presence on D (Goligoski, Odouya) and good young guys like Klingberg all while being dominant at forward. Mild have a lot of talent (Parise, Koivu, Nino, Suter) but questionable goaltending (Dubnyk is a meme I think).
>>66664969
>shithawks
Also the preds would retire Weber and Rinnes numbers and erats number because of filip forsberg
>Flyers
NORDAK
>shorks
Hello, where is the discussion about the University of North Dakota?
Good job Shorks
t. Vancouver
>>66665148
>cryers
>>66665255
I want to set up in Paulina Gretzky's office
>>66664969
Ya Dubnyk is the lynchpin. If he plays his top game they can win but if he let's in softies they are fucked.
Honestly Nino hasn't been great lately. Haula and Could have played much better. Nino has a lot of inflating empty-netters. I'm interested in what Stoll does come playoffs.
>>66665286
the waiting list extends to 2020
Matt Carle had a two point night. What the fuck is happening.
>scheifele chirping sharks color guy then taking a penalty
still a shithead desu
Lol scheifele on the Jets just scored a goal, then it was sent to review for a kicking motion. During the entire review he is leaning over the bench talking to the sharks bench commentator (presumably thinking he is part of the review team) explaining how he didn't kick it and you can hear the whole thing.
Of course the goal gets overturned, he gives the commentator the stink eye, then proceeds to draw a penalty about 30 seconds later.
>>66665350
Weren't they both secondaries? He royally fucked up plenty of other time
Can I get an estimate of when the 66666 get is going to be? I don't want to sit up all night during Aussie hours waiting to shitpost some dank Wild maymay
>>66665351
>>66665369
Then a sharks goal goes in off his ass ahahahahahahahaha
is the alcoholic a flylels fan
>>66665369
now a goal against off his ass
beautiful
>>66665369
Got a weebum?
>>66665411
the goal or his ass?
The get approaches
The fire rises
JETS PLS WIN
FAGET FAGET TEAM
>>66665624
>yfw I use the get to curse canadian teams for 666 years
>>66665687
We just need them to get a point and we can't catch them
>you know who
>>66665624
WALK ALONG THE RAZOR'S EDGE
>>66665760
>>66665732
Looks like we clinched 4th overall.
A loss by the Canucks and a single point from CBJ will get us 3rd. Hope we get it.
>get 3rd
>pick 6th
>burns
>defense
Are the Kings going to win the cup?
Looks like the shorks are in playoff form already
>detoilet
>rags
>cryers
>blackcocks
>rags
>>66665890
nope
>>66665959
>binland
hi hoc where are the memes
>>66666060
606 posts away
>>66666060
>>66665977
sup:DDDD
Will we ever see another player as magical as Pasha bros?
>>66665977
>crapitals
https://twitter.com/angeliciscores/status/718256466868772866
>>66666172
Te olette valtava risukimmpu Pekka
>>66666196
Mcdavid desu
>fun
>hockey
>>66666214
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>66666245
McDavid is going to be, and already probably is, elite, but I dunno if he'll capture the magic and fun that Datsyuk did desu.
>>66665402
Surprised they have that many honestly
go kings go
the get is going to be >rags right?
>>66666260
You should see the shit this kid does. He's going to out datsyuk datsyuk
>>66666324
Hard to watch Oilers games when you're not a natural fan when they're so dumpster bad desu. Otherwise I probably would have been.
>>66666324
He's OVERRATED
are pongs elite?
>>66666343
I usually enjoy them as a neutral, lots of goals.
>>66666369
So it's basically a shitty Dallas? All memes, no defense?
79th for nfl
>>66666354
Sure
>>66666385
Yes but less Finnish goaltending
>>66666355
Nah
any memes for the big get?
>>66666433
No Canadian team will ever win another Stanley Cup.
>rags
Do we have a chance, /hoc/?
>>66664767
>yfw da stars win da cup
>putting ketchup in the fridge
Just watched the kongs/cucks game.
do these califags think they really have a chance? hohohohohohahahaha
>>66666562
>not enjoying cold ketchup on hot crispy fries
alliums
>rags
The Lord God Kek
>>66666460
>Duck so insecure about his own paddling abilities that he has to compensate with giant flippers
Shit duck, tbhfamily, not worthy of meme get
>rags
Is this man a good hockey player?
>>66666613
Fucking suck lel
Wheats
>>66666289
>rags
Ice hockey is the best sport on Earth
Holy fuck we're so close
Oilers will win lottery
It's too late
You all failed.
>>66666645
Hell no
>>66666666
>>66666698
>literally two away from Satan get
So close
>>66666666
>>66666666
>rags
Suomi imee kalua hokkeissa ollakseen rehellinen perhe
i fucked her cause i slimed at her, brother
>>66666739
more like
you all mailed
>>66666666
>tfw you forget to do the captcha and miss the get
I knew it was going to be that leafless faggot
>>66666830
I thought I had the timing down but I waited way too late. My 60000000 was better than this anime shit anyway
>>66666670
Motherfucker you ate me GAJ pic
>>66666669
>>66666769
why did you post picture of goaler???
>>66666879
Post the screencap. I need a laugh.
Post dog get
>>66666903
Most (you)s I'll ever get 2bh
im seriously going to stop watching this "sport" if the oilels actually get another first overall pick
>>66666934
>tfw I can still spot my posts
>>66666487
it's looking grim family, i don't know if the bruins can beat the sens and they're going to need the wongs to lose one or the flyers to lose either way
>>66666934
Was that the origin of dog?
>>66666808
>Deleted
WEEABOOS BTFO
>>66667004
No, dog was around before. The get killed memes desu.
>>66666958
canucks will get it
don't worry
>>66666958
>not wanting good ol' alberta team to get a stacked deck and become a dynasty
>>66667012
I saved it bitches
>>66666808
>>66667074
they have 5 1st overalls and 10 top 10 picks
if that doesn't give you a dynasty, what would it take?
>>66667074
Fuck Alberta. Fuck the entire prairies
>>66667094
Fucking Peru always ruining gets with his script
>redwongs spaghetti'd
>bruins cursed to the playoffs again
God why
>>66667142
>filthy spee supporter
Caught him right after posting on his phone
>>66667153
mods are gods
>>66666830
>someone calls you after -600
I raged
tfw no kings gf
Ducks fans think they can actually win the division
>>66667376
>mfw I actually have a Kings gf
>>66666670
what's his name again
>>66667391
>for years kongs fans claim the regular season is irrelevant and nobody cares about division titles
>kongs finally win the Pacific
>suddenly the regular season matters
Pulju :D
https://youtu.be/BYQEkVr3edY
>>66667414
that fags neck veins creeps me out
>>66667414
It doesn't, but seeing you get bent out of shape about it is funny. Really a shame you guys get the honor of shorking SJ
>>66667414
No Kings fan I know actually cares if they win the division or not, some people were even hoping we'd lose tonight that I was with
>>66667516
Its a nice thing to have but I really don't care. They've won the cup as an 8 seed, div champs doesn't mean shit unless you go all the way
>>66667414
I literally and unironically do not care if the kings win the division. Division / Conference banners are just sad reminders in the rafters of what could have been.
Was at staples tonight though, hell of a game.
ELITE
>>66667540
You should see the nice little collection of cuck curtains SJ has
>western conference regular season champs
>>66667554
haha, cuck curtain
>drouin will lift the cup this year
>>66667569
yeah, at the bar on the golf course after that first round exit.
>tfw not even 21 so can't legally drink away your sorrows
>>66667577
>1st round exit
Not even the AHL version of the bolts can shit it up against whoever they end up playing in the 1st
I'm so drunk i don't know the speed limit
Post yfw the Kings are winning the division and the Cup
Pic related:
>Mfw
>>66667642
Hello to all the ladies and gentlemen of the jury! This is probably Exhibit A!
>>66667668
Almost home
>>66667668
>tfw my post may be read by some jury
LEL PEE PEE POO POO
Fags
So Panarin gets a 1.75 million dollar bonus if he finishes top 10 forward in the league in goals/assists/points/points per game (min 42GP)
he is currently 9th with 74, Kopitar and Tarasenko with 73
Gave some homeless nigger my hashbrowns and some other one my breakfast sandwich. Just spent $7 on a black coffee
>>66667109
Fuck off, libshit
if the flyers are so good, how come My bruins are going to steal their playoff spot. face it, We playoffs nao
>>66667761
He's 10th though
>>66667793
is that dunkies :3
>>66667845
Yeah I'm broke now. Its cold out they deserved it
>>66667871
why are you up so early and are you in the city? no bums where i live tb.h.
>>66667880
I live in the city. I'm up late not early. My daddys really rich and I used up all my money this year living life. I have high paying job not from my dad that starts in august and until then i hav e$170
>>66667871
>lie on the sidewalk all day or beg for money
>spend money on alcohol or drugs
>repeat
You want to give homeless people money or food because it makes you feel better, that's your prerogative, but they don't *deserve* shit, hombre
>>66667835
please show where someone said the flyshits were good. enjoy your first round exit anyway, famerino
>>66667947
Its april and its in the 40s. Sorry I gave some peole food at 4am. One of them was asleep and i just laid the hashbrowns beside them so hopefully they get it tomorrow. I just want then to be happy about something
>>66667935
i'm a neet. i wish my dad was rich. i'm thinking about getting a big and toasted rn but i'm too lazy. i should just go to sleep since i'm going to binge drink and snort adderall today/tmrw all the way thru to the game on sat afternoon.
i missed it
>>66666666
>>66667974
I'm just telling you to be happy with your good deed and don't praise them or say they "deserve" what you gave them. They don't deserve your charity; that's why it's called charity.
flood warning, which means my basement might get water in it :/
>>66668016
What's your team
>>66668054
I live downtown and i recognize them. I talk to them sometimes because its interesting. Tons of people I know are like you and think I'm weird for talking to them and enjoying it but I don't care I like their stories and its unseasonably cold so I gave them a little food tonight which I do from time to time. My life has been ridiculously fortunate and I enjoy talkingb ti these people. I'm still a huge trump supporter if you think I'm a sjw or something
>>66668070
>floodston
>>66668117
ruins, i live in smelly revere though
>>66668135
huomenta
>>66668117
I don't think it's weird at all, man. In fact, I applaud you for it. I'm just take issue with you saying that they "deserve" anything. They don't. They haven't earned shit. Keep doing what you're doing, though, bud, you're making the world a little brighter.
>>66668146
ah I'm the pongs fag in philly thought you might be here since you said afternoon game
>>66668157
thank you
>>66668166
hot af
i don't watch hockey but the shorks are apparently alright this season. they got any shot in the playoffs this year or another choke?
>>66668150
huomenta
>>66668197
They'll likely play the Ducks in the first round. "I won't lie to you about their chances, but....you have my sympathies." [smiles, mechanically]
why are all sharks posters so cute :3
>>66668216
I haven't gone to bed yet
i just farted such a nasty fart that my dog left the room
>>66668217
oh darn.
well can't complain about a team i don't follow. what's another first round exit? at least the warriors are good now.
PULJU :DDDDDD:DDDDD:D:DDDDDDD:DDDDD:DDDDDDDD:D:D:D
will red wings playoffs?
>>66668622
i hope not
>>66668411
>>66668457
i can always count on /sp/ to make me feel better about how lonely & pathetic i am
>>66668644
bruins fan?
nice pepe
>>66668622
Of course, they're playing the >rags, while Philly gets cücked by Pittsburgh
>>66668197
They make it past the 1st round anything can happen.
Facing off against the Kings will be their most difficult match up
>>66668671
jesus lol. hows your life outside of that
jimmy vesey screwed the preds over they need him for poffs
>there are people here who unironically don't think Karlsson should win the Norris trophy
>>66668858
>there are people that aren't delusional swedes that think a 4th forward is a d-man
fixt
>>66668871
Every Swede is a d-man ;^)
>>66668858
kane deserves it more
>>66668871
>amerikaner tror orioniskt att backar bara ska försvara och att anfallare bara ska anfalla
nylander
>>66668927
Laine - Nylander - Kapanen
>>66668963
pls no Busteri Bustanen
>>66668963
bust - bust - bust
>>66668970
>>66668963
Laine - Nylander - Komarov
>>66668970
Can't break the BFF-line
>>66668982
... Okay, fair enough
>>66668982
bust - bust - goon
>>66667843
erik karlsson plays defence sometimes
>>66669014
>mad
>>66669040
Oh, missed the "forward"-part.
>>66669014
hows komarov a goon when he doesnt fight.
Hey Swedefags you guys love hyping up your players. Give me the rundown on Erikson-Ek and why I shouldn't be foaming at the mouth for missing out on Brock Boeser
>>66669066
le hits man
Fuck Finland
>>66669074
Bust
>>66669074
not a swede but I will weigh in on that he is a gigantic bust, and based on the 0 times I have watched him play I consider myself an expert
>>66669074
hes a bust
>>66669074
A very competitive center who uses his size, skill, and skating to power to the net and create scoring chances. Possesses an elite-level shot, great vision, and slick puckhandling skills; as a result, it's no surprise that he has a natural knack for scoring big goals. Offensive catalyst, but also defensively responsible. Plays a creative, 200-foot game. All-in-all, an intelligent, scoring center that is productive at both ends of the ice.
>>66669074
jävla busty mcbusterson
>>66669123
Shut the fuck up Curtis
If you could set 3 rules for your team drafting what would they be?
example: No defence in the top 5, No forwards from X league, no players under Y height, No players of a certain playing style
>>66669074
A very competitive bust who uses his size, skill, and skating to power to the net and bust. Possesses an elite-level shot, great vision, and slick puckhandling skills; as a result, it's no surprise that he has a natural knack for being a gigantic bust. Offensive catalyst, but also a bust. Plays a creative, 200-foot game. All-in-all, an intelligent, scoring bust that is a bust at both ends of the ice.
Jagr
>>66669153
>>66669148
No Finns
No manlets
No slavs
another night passes and another friday of me sitting in my room on 4chan talking about hoccei begins. just fuck my life up senpai
>>66669176
Fucking racist say that my face honky ass whiteboy
>>66669148
no nigs, no memes (finns, swedes, russians), no goalers, no french canadians
>>66669148
no goalies in first two rounds, no soft swedes, no meme frogleague players
>>66669176
>no finns
>majority of canadians and americans gone
>no slavs
>>66669222
So you never want to win anything?
who drinking at 6am here
>>66669191
nothing wrong with that, lower your life expectations lad
>>66669123
tldr; he's a 4th forward pretending to be a D-man
>>66669261
blackhawks and kings are all ontario boys and americans doing the heavy lifting. the only good frenchie in the whole league is patrice bergeron. goalers are too hard to predict give me a proven vet im not wasting time developing a meme position. no nigs cause i dont like them lol
If ________ wins the lottery, Auston Matthews will __________.
Toronto - Put up good numbers but will eventually be ran out of town by the media
Edmonton - Kill himself
Columbus - Bust
Vancouver - Be sat for Linden Vey, and then be traded East for scraps
Winnipeg - Suffer from severe depression and become an alcoholic and drug abuser
Calgary - Become Brian Burke's new son
Arizona - Be ecstatic and lead his hometown team to becoming a legitimate franchise
Buffalo - Be a key piece of a dynasty
Montreal - Be converted to wing and be considered a bust for years
Colorado - Be the 2nd best forward from the draft
New Jersey - Leave during free agency
Ottawa - Be forgotten about
Carolina - Start learning French
What do you guys think?
>>66669307
hes a fuc king bust
>>66669307
Laine will be picked first
>>66669331
hes a bust
>>66669338
I'm not even memeing, you should watch how he plays right now.
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/gotta-see-prospect-patrik-laine-snipes-two-ovechkin-like-goals/
>>66669345
all I saw was puljuJÄRVI scoring a 2nd OVERTIME WINNER GOAL
